ITT: Best of /a/Why are you so lewd anon?
>>140821719
Yeah, ever since I've read TSF Monogatari, I can't get hard if I don't self insert as the girl and if it's vanilla shit.
>>140821719
>>140822046
>Moot the meme master
>>140822878
kek
>>140822155
/a/ looks pretty good in that screenshot.
>>140823036
I'm not your friend, I never was. Sorry Anon.
>>140822918
Damn I have this capped too
>>140823113
b-but i love you
>>140823036
I miss the text boards.
>>140822918
>deus es mexica
Fucking hell I lost it right at the end.
Oh boy, I can't wait to take these epic screencaps back to r/4chan!
>>140823818
Why is that even a sub. The irony of that.
>>140822046
>this is how literally who will be remembered
Fucking brilliant
>>140824032
The irony of a spongebob poster talking down to cancer.
>>140823191
That's not /a/ since the post number is greater than what we have right now.
>>140824198
Amazing deduction skills sherlock
Some of you need to be killed
>There will be a day you come on /a/, see one of these threads and all of the screencaps won't be funny to you
>They'll just be time capsules that remind you how long you've been here
>>140822962
Did you miss the tripfag posting?
>>140822735
ftfy
>>140821719
>>140826705
ahhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>140821719
>thread is still up
>>140822735
Why was this even made, the joke was like months old.
>>140826872
These caps are made by crossboarders.
/v/ is decried far and wide across 4chan for doing these stupid reaction collages that put the actual funny bit of the cap into one tiny corner of the image.
>>140823285
They were so chill. One of them had a thread demanding /l/ be deleted survive all the way up to the purge.
>>140826977
>the big bad boogyman is coming to ruin my /a/!
>>140827245
Is it so unbelievable that of two boards that share a great part of their users the older one complains about the younger one?
/a/ on average is >22.
/v/ on average is <18.
Also, boogeyman is spelt with an e.
bump someone post more
>>140821719
>it's a cocklust thread
>>140824446
>implying you can sit on that chair without it crumpling.
>>140823247
>r/a/dio will never come back
>>140822735
Ayye I'm in a 2016 screencap. Got one for every every year since 2007 now.
>>140828496
Jesus christ kill yourself
Someone post the thread when Hinata won
>>140827088
>they didn't kiss their dakis
I have a mini-daki that I kiss every night before bed. I have to sleep on my left side now because that way I can lay her down next to my heart.
>>140828573
Just go to 4x2chan, faggot. It'll come back here during a major holiday.
>>140824314
This whole site needs a culling.
>>140829798
it needs a purge
>>140826015
Well there are still quite a few active trip posters just off my head Bear, Mami Kawada lover, White knight.
>>140822735
Why is the 90% of the image just reaction posts?
>>140824133
Spongebob is a legitimately good show though.
>>140830542
That addon/extension part at the bottom kind of feels nostalgic now.
>>140822735
It wasn't even that funny.
>>140832899
yeah it was
>>140833040
If that's your fist Berserk thread.
Jokes about Gutts being raped by a nigger have been happening for ages. It's beating a dead horse.
Also, the blacked shit was a shitty meme to begin with.
>>140833136
Yeah, but it was retroactively funny in the modern context.
>>140824593
God damn that's funny.
>>140824593
/intl/ seems like a nice place.
>>140824643
What's with the bans?
>>140833714
I think that's when someone was spamming Saber BBC images.
This is the best one I've ever seen.
>>140833239
You first.
This thread feels like it's missing the classics. I need to start saving this shit.
>>140824593
That Jap come back is lame as fuck. Korea was spot on.
>>140821719
>>140833997
This thread was so good.
>>140834556
This is not how physics work.
>>140834856
what a god
>>140835191
One our finest moments for sure
>>140835191
I still can't believe it's been nearly 9 years
I'll post some from this year I made.
>>140834739
It['s funny because I remember back in 08' we could tell when someone was using GOM, VLC or MPC because the difference in quality now it's like damn! the players have improved so much since those days.
>no chess analysis
>>140835777
That's too far back for these newfags to know about, jackpot anon
>>140835191
Finally /thread.
I miss these threads
>>140835191
10/10.
>>140836311
>>140836073
Honestly, only newfags claiming to be oldfags say things like what you're saying anon. Also, this >>140835191.
>>140836761
>putting words in my mouth
>>140836427
>they all have penises
>>140831066
>>140829798
You two fags first.
>>140834556
that isn't even decent weight for someone who is lifting to lift. Might be something if someone was an athlete who was competing in a sport and strength wasn't the only goal.
I could bench 110kg for 5 and I never thought it was a weight to brag about.
>>140837508
I can bench 150 for 5 and i've probably been in the gym for about 5 months for the past 20 years.
>>140838124
Simply epic.
>>>/v/
>>140838124
>65-70 out of 660.
>~1/10
So the mathematical average? Ebin!
>>140838446
This was my first thought too.
>>140838446
>>140838914
Consecutives, and many trips and quints too.
>>140822735
0/10
Old joke reused for a hundreth time in a /v/ style cap with 90% of it being shitty reactions
>>140836806
woah
>>140826855
Tried watching Panty and Stocking, but it wasn't my cup of tea, so I dropped it. It was episodic though, so does it make any sense to just see that last episode?
>>140822046
>most anarchic and influential site
>tfw you're pretty sure that's the Guardian, the paper that your parents read
Kill me now.
>>140823247
What anime was this post about?
>>140840768
It's actually not episodic though.
>>140841809
>anime
>>140833437
It's not
>>140827345
>/a/ on average is >22.
Do you actually believe this?
>>140842215
>replying to a ten hour ago post
What slow ass board do you visit where this shit is acceptable? /jp/?
>>140842346
Fuck off, /b/.
>>140838446
>So the mathematical average? Ebin!
/a/ can't basic maths apparently
>>140822155
I don't get this joke, was he raped by a black man or what
>>140842715
He just had a black personal trainer, it's just a meme.
>>140842346
>It's old so you're not allowed to comment on it anymore!
Go back to your forum where you ban people for necroposting turbofag.
Definitely a one hell of a ride back then
Did anyone compile the posts of the Sakura Crisis thread, or was it too much of a clusterfuck?
>>140834220
my sides
>>140834556
>that reaction on the bottom
everytime
>>140842215
I don't have confidence in the exact number, but otherwise, yes, I do.
>>140826453
>>140822735
Related
>best of /a/
>it's all 2016 shit
>>140844782
Don't understand why this is funny. Guy was obviously baiting.
>>140845776
>baiting
It was funny, you autist.
Next time you'll tell me comedians are only pretending to be retarded.
>>140845883
Sorry, comedy is a matter of personal preference. Not laughing at a "joke" doesn't make one autistic.
>>140845971
I wasn't calling you autistic for not laughing.
I was calling you autistic for your inability to understand.
>>140845971
>>140846009 again
But I need to apologize anyway. You were already saying you don't understand. No point in mocking you for it.
The "I recognize that bulge" screencap is also depicting a trickster (guy made the edit and "recognized" his own handiwork) - that doesn't make it any less funny.
It's about the delivery, not about knowing that it's authentic. We're on 4chan, there's previously little authenticity to be had, and even less need for it.
>>140845526
Doesnt really work without pics and reactions.
That was a glorious thread
why is /a/ so slow today
>>140846126
Maybe I should rephrase what I said, I meant to say that I didn't understand why it was so funny that it was the "best of /a/".
But I can understand your's and everyone else's sentiment. A lot of us here are culpable of some doctoring/baiting after all.
>>140828424
I am in tears
>>140822735
>best of /a/
>/v/ style cap
I refer to >>140822469
>>140822918
>inside the head of Masahiko Ohtsuka
>>140837993
>that day anon finally became the little girl
What a time to be alive.
>>140851697
I got another version for you anon.
>>140823036
They are not my friend.
>>140853284
Don't worry, no charge for them.
>>140851697
That was the best thread we had last year.
I fapped to this like 3 times.
>>140821719
I did not realize, but i fucked up the screen shot. I will forever be ashamed.
>>140853399
>mfw I am ready to have another thread with new models
You people fucking changed me.
>>140853421
That's a retarded screenshot and I hope you feel bad.
>>140853433
I am ready for another round.
>>140853433
I fucking cant
>>140853433
I've got a half boner.
I truly can't wait.
>>140853433
My dick is at the ready
>>140853470Can someone post the webms of anon masturbating?I wasn't in that thread.
>>140853433
What the FUCK anon
Why are none of these "epic" screenshots depicting actual anime/manga discussion?
Isn't there at least one of two or more anons having an intense and deeply enlightening conversation about a subject related to anime and/or manga?
>>140853433
>>140853433
I can't wait to report it
>>140853464
It felt pretty epic at the time.
>cropped out the top in this one.
>>140853433
You glorious bastard
>>140853630
It's still zoomed in way too far.
The 150x150 thumbnails are huge and ugly as well.
It's fucked beyond hope for repair.
Just delete it.
>>140853433
This is the future, and the future is good.
>>140835617
That was gold
>>140824428
>Moot never saw Infinite Stratos
I'm glad he's gone, with his shit taste leaving, too. Charlotte is best girl.
>>140853594
Shh... No tears, only dreams now.
>>140853433
>that wink at the end
Great, now I have a boner.And a crush on anon
>>140853433
You just had to try and turn me gay didn't you?
>>140827345
>/a/ on average is >22.
>/v/ on average is <18.
Hahaha, /v/ makes up like half of /a/'s userbase, if not more.
>>140835191
>>140853433
Is it that time again? I'll join you.
>>140853709
Sorry senpai...
>>140853433
>>140853784
>>140854054
>These are the people we talk to
You are the sole reason why /a/ is cancerBecause you people don't post more often
>>140853433
>>140853433
L-lewd.I fapped at facerig fap again...
>>140853433
gay
>>140826705
most horryfying thing i've yet to see on 4chan
i've been here for 6years
>>140854215
You're not alone anon.
S-Someday I'll fap to you too.
>>140853433
>That wink at the end
>>140854054
Anon is best Nep.
>>140853433
>That smug smile
>The drop of sweat
>That wink
I GOTTA GO
>>140821719
I didn't get an erection
>>140821719
>>140853433
>>140834856
jesus fucking christ my sides
>>140853433
Never change /a/
Someone post the damn webms.
>>140853635
My sides
>>140837765
Because I dont really believe you, do you mean pounds?
>>140854875
For you, anon, anything.
>>140855103
I wonder if anon likesholding hands.
>>140855103
ohboyherewego.jpg
>>140837765
>I can bench 330 pounds 5 times despite not going to the gym
Bullshit.
>>140855146
2015's best girl.I'm fapping to this again right now.
>>140855138
>not anime or manga related
>5 star post
Fuck off tripfag.
>>140855456
>E-EVERY FUNNY THREAD ON /a/ HAS BEEN 100% ON TOPIC!
You would have literally had a nervous breakdown if you were on /a/ before 2012. Everyone was a fucking tripshit.
>>140855456
Hehe your new is showing.
>>140855691
Based mods.
>>140855691
MODS = GODS
It's lamentable that we never found out how his next appointment went.
>>140857159
Because he died .
>>140857267
as in he didn't deliver or is op really kill?
>>140857159
Fuck, just as I was starting to open up to the idea of going to therapy again.
>>140857159
Turns out it was
>My therapist couldn't be this yandere.
He's a goner.
God damn, MM dumps were more than 3 years ago. Still the most enjoyable read with /a/.
>>140857159
Got the archive link?
>>140854456
my b
>>140857513
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/138734675/
>>140857828
Thanks anon
>>140833997
Holy crap, NGE just became deeper.
>>140858552
Is this referencing a show or something?
>>140858577
bear you're such a fucking shitposter
>>140858701
>replying
Fuck off
>>140828229
>Those cocklust threads on trash
I know you fuckers post there.
>>140858701
I'm sorry
>>140858754
Fuck off
>>140853767
>Charlotte is best girl
I see that you too have patrician taste sir.
>>140858861
Never fucking reply to me again.
>>140832706
was*
/a/ culture.
>>140859228Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
It's disgusting how sex-obsessed /a/ has become. I originally came here to get away from the normalscum, not mingle with them.
>>140859228Stop posting this because it already found a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>140859033
>>140859228
Episode 1: A boy falls in love with a girl
Episode 2: My crush's cell phone number is on my phone?!
Episode 3: My crush loves me back! Then why is she denying it in public?
Episode 4: My phone is calling another universe?!
Episode 5: Plans to conquer the hearts of our counterparts
Episode 6: Armed with her darkest secrets
Episode 7: She thinks I'm blackmailing her
Episode 8: My crush isn't anything like the girl on the phone
Episode 9: Why can't my crush in this world be like the girl on my phone?
Episode 10: I think I'm falling in love with my phone crush
Episode 11: What is the NATURE OF LOVE?
Episode 12: I can't bear to be apart from her
>>140859228
>>140859228
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
>>140859591
The weird thing is that even if this pasta was appropriated as a counter to Keit-Ai spam it is itself is automatically appropriated as Keit-Ai spam
You cannot win
The more you fight it, the stronger it becomes.
>>140826705
I forgot about that already.
