Monoeye has best eye
>>140778848
That's no Zaku m'boy, no Zaku.
Sounds like filthy zeek propaganda.
i want that anon to tell me what happens when the shrimp kill the mouth parasite inside the fish's mouth
Cerea > all
Don't forget it.
>>140778848
If cyclops was real, her eye would be immobile and she'd have to turn her neck like an owl.
how does someone waifu draco? isn't she a les? wouldnt you be cucked enternally due to her desiring taco not dick? I get she a qt3.14 but idk man
>>140778848
That's my wife, she's so beautiful.
>>140778997
just don't think about it
just report this one too lads
Mods just ripped my honest post. That's it, really pissed.
>>140778987
Hoot, hoot
It is great being an owl
>>140778895
She ain't a Gouf either.
>>140778952
But what about not-horse conjoined twin Cerea?
>>140778997
She's acting tomboyish because she knows she will die at child birth.
>>140779175
shit-breath.
>>140779175
I hope you enjoy shit breath and no pussy.
>>140778848
I want to bully Manako alongside Draco
>>140778848
Jesus fucking Christ there are like 3 monster threads. Please by the love of God stop
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>140779242
these are the only threads worth anything anymore anon. Accept it.
>>140779286
Draco is a bully that deserves all the bad things that happen to her, especially Orc rape.
>>140779286
I would love it if Draco would bully me with hugs and kisses and her 32cm Wyrm.
>>140779305
Post more SMIFF
Why didn't Crabman do a bath scene with Lala? Or a lewd one with the MC? Is he doing it on purpose or what?
>>140779478
Lala is friend zoned by Darling.
>>140779478
he doesn't even know who lala is. to him she's like that girl you don't notice looking at you from afar due to your insecurities
Loli Lala or Lalaloli?
>>140779565
Laloli.
>>140779478
Lala is just there. No one cares about Lala.
>>140779500
>>140779510
Oh well.
I guess Mero would be exited about it if the same thing happens to her, because of the tragedy that implies.
>>140779625
>exited
I love this fish and would play video games with her
>>140779702
I would hold her slippery hands and tell her I love her while we play our games together.
>>140778848
>how far away are they, manako?
>a million billion miles?
worst spotter
>>140779702
>do you think all these nameless soldiers that I'm slaughtering have wives and daughters?
>do you think they mourn their loss?
>how wonderful
>>140779851
Manako need to upgrade her eye to that of the mantis shrimp. Each mantis shrimp eye is trinocular and has depth perception individually.
>>140779851
Any distance longer than 10m your brain can calculate just as effectively with one eye as two.
>>140779879
is their a game that has this?
>>140780015
has what?
>>140778848
Equally as good eye
>>140780015
dynasty warriors samurai warriors romance of three kingdoms
>>140780151
i enjoyed reading romance of the three kingdoms
>>140779154
She is absolutely a Goof.
>>140779213
>>140779229
>not enjoying navel cloaca
Insecure snegfaks detected.
>>140779361
I would prefer her twin hydra wyrmlings bully my dick with hugs and kisses.
>>140779879
She'd like The Line I guess.
>>140779565
Now her physical age matches her mental age.
>>140778997
Given the number of mon musume who are willing to play for either team, convincing yourself that Draco's bisexual isn't that much of a stretch. Even if she isn't, you two have interests in common. As long as the two of you don't wind up after the same girl, you might even be able to lend each other a hand making a good impression.
TTF, if you're in here, do you mind stopping by the IRC for a second? We got a question for you.
Also we want to ogle your muscles.
>>140778848
I know it's not the place to ask, but anyone played MGQ Paradox? Heard it got new patch
>people equate all tragedy with her own romantic tragedy
Mero isn't some sadist who wants people to suffer, she just wants a broken heart.
>>140780599
Try here
>>>/vg/139772746
>>140778848
>>140779238
Would she be offended if I held her hand while we went out?
>>140780661
Oh , hey they even have general
ThanksLet's hope it's not too cancerous
>>140780882
I'm going to set myself on fire.
Lets hope it's not too hot.
here is a question, Is there correlation between the any of anon's favorite color and the color of the hair of their favorite monster girl?
>>140780991
>blue
>horsepussyand snek
Papi a cute though.
>>140778848
wrong
>>140780882
Have you never been to /vg/? Prepare for ERP and cancer.
>>140780712
Offended, no. Freaked out, oh yeah.
>>140780991
I don't know if brown's my favorite colour, but it's up there.
>>140781097
Doesn't anyone wonder what sort of face Manako would make if somebody would give her a marriage proposal in front of a crowd of her love ones and friends.
>>140780991
If I know anything about my Akaneian history, Red and Green go together perfectly.
I want to marry this snake.
>>140781168
Some combination of the steam-eyed look with the pale look from when she learned about Cerea's bust size.
Though I'd kill to be able to see her crying tears of joy, or even her in a wedding dress.
>>140781054
>>140780962
Yeah...I heard that generals were bad, ....but not that bad, Jesus, It's like concentrated /v/
>>140781249I've done that
>>140779305
>Reminder Suezo is Best Girl.
>>140781249
I too would wish to engage in a holy union with this reptilian woman
>>140781341
Teleport Tail attack.
>>140779565
Lalaloli rolls off the tongue much easier.
>snek and maybe spooder are the only girls that try to waif
>other girls just lay around, get embarrassed, and hurt Darling without any benefit to him whatsoever
Why would you want anything else?
>>140781331I've also done that.
>>140781391
>Hors doesn't even know how to waifu
>Which makes it all the more satisfying as she learns
>>140781391
I want to take whoever Darling doesn't marry
>You and Rach wont ever kidnap and sexually torture Draco to satisfy both our sadism fetishs, then proceed to have vanilla sex with handholding.
Why. Even. Live.
>>140781249
Miia is shit. Get better taste.
>>140779565
La li lu le lo?
>>140781391
>forgetting all the helpful things that Suu does around the house
>forgets about how Suu cured Darling from his aliment
>forgets that it was Suu who uncovered the Director's evil intentions
>forgets Suu is best
>>140781391
I thought Rachnee was indifferent to Darling as far as marriage was concerned.
She seemed more interested in flustering him on occasion than actually considering him a husband.
To me, anyway.
>>140781473
>>140781451
Replace Draco with Hors or Polt and that's how I'd feel.
>>140781505
I was mainly referring to the knitting, which was my reasoning why the "maybe" was in there.
>>140781505
she's definitely interested but is not zealous as the others
she's more mature as a character
>>140781505
She was gonna fugg him the night she moved in if it wasn't for Cerea. She likes him for sure and does her best to help him.
>>140781451
>you will never mindbreak Draco
>you will never sell her to the Orcs
>>140781533
>willingly getting close to hors puss.
Disgusting.
>>140781451
>edgelord
>spiderfag
>shitpost
You're the holy trinity of retarded faggot
Horse can wife. She just doesn't apply herself as much as she could.
>>140781700
Her only asset are her tits and they're not even bigger than Tio's
>>140781700
>loyal
>capable of defending herself and her mate if necessary
>content with small romantic gestures
You forgot these anon
>>140781735
You forget that glorious rump.
>>140781827
>capable of defending herself
Her only redeeming factor as far as wifedom goes is her loyalty, and even then Miia has that covered.
>>140781735
>not wanting to get pinned by her butt
>>140781890
>>140781924
It's a horse.
Post the Shire, the superior horse, please
>>140781957
She's a lady.
>>140781963
We need art of Shire and Cerea clashing swords.
Two knights, sparring as men-at-arms.
Or women-at-arms.
Or monster-horse-girls-at-arms
>>140781957
>>140781963
>She notices you noticing her.
>>140782055
Or sluts.
Sluts works better.
>>140781700
If she applies any more of herself, not even Suu will be able to breathe.
>>140781735
Fast, strong, sure footed, and all terrain waifu who's a wiz with edged weapons. It's like you don't think the zombie apocalypse can ever happen.
>>140782097
That's a bulky horse!
>>140782090
Hey man, as long as you admit it's just a bestiality fetish and you're fine with that. Go for it.
>>140782130
Is this horse buff, or just fat?
>>140782106
I already have my companion for the zombie Apocalypse, thank you very much.
>>140782152
I like to think really buff, cause it's funnier that way. Just imagine seeing a buff ass horse running at you.
>>140782133
It's not bestiality if they hold your hand and ask you to fuck their horse pussy.
>>140782176
Horse Pussy > rotting pussy
This is fact.
>>140782237
Just get a woman to ride on top of a horse and do that for you. Pretty much the same,
>>140782226
>A fatass horse gurgling and burbling as it tries to sprint for a treat
>Not funnier
>>140782257
Just replace it if it starts getting too deliquescent
>>140782275
A fat horse might have to stop for a break to catch its breath before continuing to charge at you again. That only adds to the comedy value!
>>140782257
That's just your opinion, anon.
>>140782353
It's the correct opinion.
Cerea > Zombina
>>140782275
OK, you made me laugh. You win!
but cereafags how will you feel her tits while fucking her if you cant reach them from behind that horse ass
>>140782341
Aren't horses unable to breath while running?
Wait, no, I'm being retarded and confusing horses with lizards
>Lizards can't breath while running
>Polt makes Draco run a marathon
Worst dog.
>>140782378
You must either be really insecure, or have a shit sense of humor.
Your waifu is shit.
>>140782428
It's mentioned in her fucking bio that her doggy senses can detect if someone's doing too much or too little exercise. I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that stretches to being able to detect if someone isn't fucking breathing
>>140782420
That's what her lower boobs are for. Paizuri from both ends.
>>140782436
I'm going to waifu a sentient shit slime just so these posts don't affect me. Just you wait you big meanie.
>>140782257
well you can't make vagina in sink jokes with horse pussy
>>140782436
My waifu isn't Miia though.
>>140782436
>>140782485
i don't think those are big enough to do that
>>140782267
I'm pretty sure that you'll never hear that woman gasping in pleasure while you send a long Morse-code transmission via the horse's g-spot. That's what makes a centaur interesting, assuming direct control of a much larger, stronger, and faster partner, one that not only can't stop you now but never wants you to stop 'til they're exhausted.
>>140782503
>>140782436
Everyone always says shit like that. I'm not overly fond of all the bullying recently
>>140782538
They'll get bigger once you play with them a bit.
>>140782580
You can preach all you want, but in the end you're still fucking a horse.
>>140782626
Still better than snake/bird cloaca.
>>140782622
They wont.
I spent my childhood breeding those fucking things. How anyone could have a fetish for the disgusting half-ton brain-dead beast that is a horse is beyond me.
>>140782485
Anon,she's only half-centaur, right?
I mean I have to see it to believe it.
>>140782670
Because the part containing the brain is replaced by a human's?
>>140782706
So sticking human intelligence into anything is your only requirement before you'll fuck it?
>>140782678
>Breed with Cerea
>Your Centaur daughteru is so corrupted by human blood that shecan digest meat
>Cerea will never watch in envy as the two of youdevour a bucket of fried chicken
>>140782670
It's called having good taste. Something you and quite a few people in this thread lack.
>>140782748
No. It also has to be of sexual maturity.
>>140782755
What wouldPapithink?
>>140782756
You're either delusional, or shitposting. So your opinion isn't worth much.
>>140782420
You've hit upon the one drawback I can think of, anon. At least one human worked around it, though. I suppose you could always make some creative use of cotton or silk rope work to let you stimulate both ends at once. Or invite Rachnera along.
>>140782817
"I want some too"
>>140782755
Horses are opportunistic meat eaters they can eat if they wanted it
>>140782748
C'mon guy
C'mon
>>140782626
Of course, of course.
Cerea, Suu, and Doppel are the only mon musume with whom sex would be far enough from human sex to be a challenge. Even then Suu might just mimic human sex and Doppel might also just out of spite.
>>140781578
>>140781596 is applicable to you as well.
>>140782856
Kek.
Spooder and Snek can get along, why can't you thread?
>>140782130
Correction, Shire is a buff horse in the buff.
>implying wanting to fuck a horse is healthy
At the end of the day, Cerea is still an animal. Not a furry, not an anthro, just a straight up animal. You're lusting after a literal horse, three-foot deep vagina and all.
The only right choice here is the mermaid.
>>140783206
I should say the same about Spooder and Hoers, too.
It's very dumb, the relationship the fanbase shares.
>>140783206
>second best girl on top
>worst girl on the bottom
>>140783206
this hot as fuck on esoteric levels
>>140782988
>Suu
>sex would be far enough from human sex to be a challenge
Her entire body is a pocket pussy, literally all of it.
>>140783283
How's it going Australia?
>>140782420
She can play with her own tits while I play the Black Sabbath Paranoid opening solo with her clit even as I'm thrusting.
>>140783265
Still better than snake and bird cloaca.
>>140783206
because spiderfags are cancerous edgeposters who can't get along with anyone
Must be the brain tumor preventing them from realizing she is the worst girl in anything
>>140782626
Not really, because all these girls are just fictional.
[Spoiler alert]
>>140783378
>spider
>worst
How can you say that when Miia and Mero exist?
>>140782659
>dat Smith in the background with cat ears
>>140783307
But what does she enjoy? Perhaps she can only reach orgasm by reading your mind as you drift on the edge of madness floating inside your own personal sensory deprivation tank, blue raspberry flavor.
>>140783457
Don't forget Cerea, anon
>>140783513
Cerea is best girl.
>>140783475
Cat Smith is Sexy
>3 of 3
Anyone else running the new event maps? Is there anything special about this new event?
>>140783850
It's new
>>140783364Drum, guitar, or bass?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs
>>140782097
Ask her to politely get out of Kii's forest because her shampoo is polluting the river.
>>140784329
>Her shampoo is polluting the river.
But that's not true becauseshe's using Kii's shampoo instead.
>>140784396
whats that there juicy fruit son?
>>140784396
>>140784454
Isn't that by the guy who had a mental breakdown and is now so insane and vehement about Feminism that not even radical feminists want to be associated with him?
>>140784426
It's called shampoo ginger.
It's apparently used for such things as curing stomach aches, baking alongside pork and fish, andincreasing blood circulation.
>>140784511
Yep, that's him. He also shit all over Calvin and Hobbes for his insane feminist comics.
>>140784541
This proves that Kii is best plant waifu
>>140784541
oh wow
>>140781700
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
>>140784584
>best plant waifu
Anon that's not a very large category.
>>140781249
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, DARLING!
>>140784658
I didn't want to start a waifu war.
Game is down again. At least I got all the rubies from the new maps.
>>140784781
I was farming photo pieces for horny pussy instead.
>>140784581
>shitting on Calvin and Hobbes
How can one person have such horrible taste?
>>140784757
Quit being a pussy. You know where you're at!
>>140783990
>por que no los tres?
>>140784855
Didn't mean to spoiler that, but whatever
>>140784861
I don't like the fighting tho. It just died down
>>140784781
>>140784815
I didn't even remember it was up till about ten minutes into the event, saw maintenance,went to feed Kii,came back, maintenance again.
FFS, DMM, stop keeping me from my hornse pussy!
>>140784855
I second this, anon. It's one of the best comics ever made. I still have a handful of the books.
>>140784855
Bill Watterson was a master of his craft!
>>140785004
>went to feed kii
Good job anon
>>140785004
You named a plant in your house Kii?
spider wins on account of being the least retarded monster girl
>>140785095
Spider loses on account of being worst girl.
>>140785128
Where is your proof?
For the last time, there is only one best girl!
>monster musume is categorized as self help so that everyone who buys it will have self-help books in their recommendations
Not even mad, top tier trolling.
>>140785159
Chapter 24.
>>140785186
That is pretty clever.
I'm almost impressed.
Too bad you can't stop me from beating off to snek girls and loliburds, because I'm reading this shit online.
>>140785159
Yeah anon. >>140785192 has a point. She would just let you die without giving a shit.
But this bring up something deeper. Spiderfags will ignore this because they believe their waifu is perfect.
>>140785161
Cerea right?
>>140785323
A true patrician knows it is his waifu's imperfections that make her perfect.
>>140785192
>>140785323
These are very good points.
What do you say of this Spiderfags?
>>140785161
I... I just uh... I'm scared
>>140785323
>it's a euthanasia vs pro-life shitpost
>>140785186
It should be considered self-help. Seeing Darling should make you want to be a responsible man who can cook and clean just like him.
Which girl would you violently and aggressivelyinseminateand thennot take responsibility.
>>140785405
I can agree with this.
Now we can enjoy a monmusu thread without the need for waifuwarring ever again.
>>140785427
>your spider wife is incapable of defending you
>>140785496
Draco
>>140785496
Draco.
>Tio chapter
>Darling doesn't get hurt beyond a small cut from his own actions and almost boob head crush
>Hangs out with Kii and Polt
>Ends up in a hotspring
>Tio never once causes him any harm or worry, other than how calming she is
Tio confirmed best girl, and I don't even like giants.
>>140785405
Funny how spiderfags never bring this excuse up when throwing shit at horsefags
>>140785560
I want a lap Kii
>>140785496
Draco. I need to see her crying face.
>>140785599
>You will never have a lap Kii
>>140785608
>You will never marry Draco
>You will never love your wife's daughter as if she were your own
>>140785323
I'll take calculated but unwise decisions over functional retardness.
>>140785323
>spiderfags
>hating horsefags
I thought they hated snekfags.
>>140785538
>>140785539
I want her to put up resistance.
>>140785063
>>140785065I was TRYING to avoid saying I went to take a shit. Good job, anons.
>>140785650
wrong, meant to >>140785572
>>140785635
But I want one.
>>140785681You should have said "fertilise".
>>140785681
you don't deserve a waifu for such vulgarity:^)
>>140785691
Anon, you can't have one. Why? Becauseshe does not exist.Also,you're not the protagonist. Nobody in this thread is the protagonist. She wouldn't like you anyway.
>>140785161
>still has horse pussy
Can't break the HP, can't wreck the HP. No, seriously, if you could, you would be in porn instead of wasting your time on a board for discussing Mongolian Mare Milking techniques.
>>140785560
>Polt will never instinctively curl up on your lap when you watch movies together.
>She will never look up at you with puppy eyes because she wants head pats.
It hurts to live.
>>140785685
How long have you been on these threads? Spiderfags and Horsefags are the biggest shitposters. Every time one is mentioned the other starts a waifu war. Although the horse vs spider shitposters haven't been present for a few threads.
>>140785186
Conversely, people buying self-help books will be recommended MonMusu. There are few things in life you can't fix with a good fap.
When's the new chapter?
When are we getting the new art book?
Has TTF showed off any new Snek Merch?
What the hell happened to Kii
>>140785650
>I thought they hated snekfags.
I'm sure some of them do, but they've been very vocal with their shit taste lately. They've been hating in best girl Cerea.
>>140785730
Anon pls. No need to tell us the cold hard truth. Let us live our fantasies.
>>140785792Fantasies are not real. They never will be. The only monstergirls we can ever have are Humans, and they're monster on the inside.
>spiderfags trying to out edge each other by talking about bullying Draco
Jesus, you really are the worst, aren't you?
>>140785862tell me about that one girl in high school anon
>>140785862
I dunno, there are certain types with layers upon layers of a substance that shall not be named that seem truly monstrous to me, both inside and out.
>>140785862
Who hurt you?
>>140785882
would she ever date a male human?
>>140785882
>Draco and Cerea go crusading against the Mus-piders
>>140785882
Flatboy exists to be bullied.
>>140785788
>When's the new chapter?
Next month. There was a delay.
>When are we getting the new art book?
When you buy it.
>Has TTF showed off any new Snek Merch?
No, but there was a translation of Miia's counting sheep video a few threads back.
>>140785937
how does that not unbalance the bike
>>140785963
She only weighs like 80kg
>>140785916
She would. She's not gay, just extremely desperate for companionship and swept up in an unrealistic fantasy where she can find happiness as some dashing rogue, trying to emulate the kind of man she secretly idolizes (cool, strong, and romantic) but failing miserably from her sheer awkwardness and downright horrible luck. It's clear as day that she never really wanted to be the handsome prince, she's always wanted to be the beautiful princess, being held, comforted and cherished by a strong but kind man who loves her as much as she loves him. When Crabman ever decides to stop being a sadist, we might just get to see that happen.
>>140785937
>proving me right
I know you want to "stick it to the man", and I know your parents don't understand that it isn't just a phase, but eventually you're going to have to grow up
>>140785992
what is weight distribution
>>140786030
ok ok, now how much of that is legit and how much of that is in your head?
>>140785935
>two failures
>accomplishing anything
Those two heading out together is the setup for another Cerea NTR doujin.
>>140779851
This guy.
>>140786031
Why would most of her weight be in the abdomen, she'd be unbalanced if the weight wasn't equally distributed while just walking around.
>>140786030
