An /a/ work you love gets a live-action movie by Michael Bay. What are your expectations?
>Michael Bay's KILL THE KILL
>Megan Fox as Ryuko Matoi
>name is pronounced Ru-yi-ko Ma-twah
>Senketsu has "hilariously" racist Japanese voice provided by a white comedian
>can't stfu about "honor"
>Amy Schumer as Satsuki Smith
>changed to Ragyo's adopted American daughter for no reason at all
>battle outfits toned down for a PG-13 rating, losing the fanservice's over-the-top charm entirely
>Ragyo changed to a man, because no woman would ever molest their daughter, duh
>becomes a parody of Trump, because !SATIRE!
>"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!" changed to "Make HonnÅji Academy great again"
>plenty of jokes about girls "bleeding" - like periods, get it??! yuckers!
>plenty of jokes about kamui being offended that humans fart inside clothes
>life fiber origin not explained until the last five minutes of the movie
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>Lena Dunham as Panty
>black lady from new-Ghostbusters as Stocking
>Melissa McCarthy as Garterbelt
>Michael Cera as Brief
You know what, this post is becoming too depressing to finish.
But Attack on Titan already got a Bay-caliber movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU
>>140755591
Fuck you! Pacific Rim was awesome!
>>140755231
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
The Free Planets Alliance has been pushed to the brink, and it's up to a cocky guy with a heart of gold called Yang to get everyone to work together to beat the evil Galactic Empire, including a romance with a hot girl who's also a total badass! They have to defeat the evil Reinhard, a Nazi looking guy who wants to end freedom. They eventually destroy his entire army in one YUGE battle, getting the girl, and freeing the Galaxy!
>>140755231
>Michael Bay's Amagi Brilliant Park
>guy who played as Sam Witwicky now plays as Seiya Kanye
>"""hilarious""" (and by that i meant cringy) voices for the Park Mascots
>Sento turns into a blond that has absolutely no emotions
>final battle is with the wizard who transforms into a """mature""" (generic) wizard
>with unecessary FX to top it all off
>the rest of the movie would be absolutely BORING
It would be fucking tortorous just to watch it.
What would it be like if Bay remade the 3 main UC Gundam shows and CCA? I always thought about it with Whedon which wouldn't sound too good either, but my brain kind of shit down gpfor a second with Bay.
>Michael Bay's Monogatari
>Arararagi is black
>Megan Fox as Senjougahara
Would this be a good movie for Bay to direct?
>>140757034
>Araragi is black
He wouldnt put a black guy as the main in a role like that
Now hanekawa, she would be a nigger for sure
>>140757062
Anon. You used Good and Bay in the same sentence.
Go to the corner and think about what you said.
>>140757062
>movie directed by Michael Bay
>good
Pick one and only one.
>>140757113
Michael bay's work is ok if he isn't fucking up childhood series like ninja turtles
that movie about Benghazi was pretty good
I don't even want to think about Code Geass being directed by this guy
>>140757113
>>140757225
Just realized something happened to me to where I said that. But I'll give him one tiny ounce of credit since he dosent really pander to minorities as much as other western directors.
>>140756965
He'd probably adapt it better than Transformers. But basically it would be Gundam, but instead of the moral ambiguities and horrors of wars messages, it'd be FUCK YEAR MURICA
>michael bay
>>140757752
It would seem more black and white with the Zeon and Feddies, with Gihren being more of an Hitler expy.
>>140755231
>>battle outfits toned down for a PG-13 rating, losing the fanservice's over-the-top charm entirely
Tbh I'd prefer that to seeing Amy Schumer in Junketsu.
>>140755883
I like this one more tbqh.
it stays basically the same except for no transformation scenes and the lesbian undertones turned down a bit
>>140756626
>implying this wasn't the plot of LoGH even though the flaws of the "good" side were blatantly obvious, it's still no different from the average wastelander choosing between NCR and Legion in Fallout New Vegas. (House and Independent were really only options for Courier Six.)
>>140755231
>Megan Fox with short hair
I want to see that.
>>140755231
Shia Leboeuf as Mako?
>justdoit.gif
>>140755551
>black lady from new-Ghostbusters as Stocking
She is also a gender fluid demi-girl whose pronouns are ze zer zer and zerself
>>140757788
underated post
>>140755551
>Michael Cera as Brief
Wouldn't even be a bad thing desu.
>>140756626
>>140755551
>Lena Dunham
>in a Michael Bay movie
he's a lot of things, but he's not an SJW.
The only Michael Bay movie I enjoyed was Transformers 1.
Back when Megan Fox was hot.
>Heavy Object
Not much changes really, it was meant to be like a Hollywood movie in the first place.
>>140756965
>Whedon
Everyone would be an asshole that spits snarky one liners at every opportunity.
>>140757113
>>140757225
You guys should watch the rock, pain and gain and 13 hours.
The man was better when he was doing action films and not hollywood dramas or merch related movies
>>140755231
>>Senketsu has "hilariously" racist Japanese voice provided by a white comedian
FUCK
I HEAR IT
AAH
>>140755231
This sounds like a fun trainwreck.
I would say Evangelion (Let's face it, who WOULDN'T want to see live action Eva), but AnDom showed us what would happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU&index=33&list=PL-xkHEbewJQcd8NCT9Xoz120iUHjN4laL
