http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>you will never have a body horror stand power
Why live?
Part 2 vs Part 6: http://www.strawpoll.me/10041634
Part 4 vs Part 7: http://www.strawpoll.me/10041639
What would you do for a STAND?
>>140644721
body horror stands have objectively the hottest users
Just finished this. I'll take the hate after a quick shower
>>140644914
I'd take an arrow anywhere but the face or genitals.
>>140644850
>Pesci and Prosciutto fight lost
Awful
Why does Josuke have nipple zippers?
Hi /a, didn't know where else to ask this. I just recently got a cat and named it "Killer Queen". I gave it a skull collar to look like Kira's tie so it is pretty awesome. Also when I yell "KILLER QUEEN" at the top of my lungs at home she will usually run right to me so its kind of like I have my own stand.
I have just run into a couple problems:
1. Is it illegal to dye your cat's hair?
I picked up some pink hairdye from the hair salon so I could make her look more like Killer Queen, will I get in trouble if I put it on her?
2. I am trying to train her to be feisty so that she'll attack if people break into my house or if I just need her in general combat when I yell "KILLER QUEEN".
Do any of you have guides or videos explaining how to train a cat like people do with attack dogs? I have been giving her some whey protein in her water to help her bulk up a little bit in case of danger, I am also wondering what her maximum size may be after a couple years? I want Killer Queen to at least be the size of a pitbull so that she can be an effective guard cat.
Thanks in advance, this is very important and I will take any advice!
Does anyone actually get bothered by the name changes? If you've read the manga, you already know the original names, you can hear the characters say it too. Also it's funny seeing the censored names they came up with, I thought "Worse Company" was hilarious.Also it's funny seeing animeonlies using the wrong names
>>140644989
>>140644944
you have good taste anon. Proud of you.
Petshop is best animal.
>>140644850
Oh good, /v/ shit
>>140644989
You got a pretty spiffy pom-pom there joke-suke.
However I think I'll be taking the title of "King of the Do" if you would so kindly step down.
>>140645018
>>/an/
Ok, so this is officially shitposting copypasta.
Please report it.
>>140645018
>>140645063
Is Okuyasu wearing a crop top?
>>140645056
I'm going to legitimately smash my computer one of these times "shining diamond" gets put in my face. I can't explain how irrationally fucking angry I get
>>140645018
>1. Is it illegal to dye your cat's hair?
No, but it's pretty much animal cruelty. Don't dye you cat's hair unless you feel like making it feel like shit. Just get it a cute pink sweater or something instead.
>>140645018
Fuck off
Learn to use google
>>140645109
Your pompadour aint SHIT
>>140645056
It's sort of frustrating talking to animeonlies about the series and even more so when they don't even get the music references.
>>140645018
Don't fucking dye your cat pink you idiot
>>140645122
I barely got any answers in the last thread so I wanted to try one more time. This will be last time I promise
I don't dislike Yo-Yo Ma, the design is actually cute and funny and works fine for a one-off villain; this being said the arc itself is horrible
>>140645201
You're either shitposting or you are legit planning to abuse your cat.
Either way, fuck off.
guys be quiet, shhhh Kakyoin is sleeping
>>140645191
>why is everyone so girly now?
>what about dio?
>when is hamon coming back
>his stand looks gay why is it pink
I try to avoid them as much as possible
What's his name again?
>>140645254Lali ho :^)
>>140645290
whore hose
>>140645290
Whole Hoss
>>140645290
Horse Oats
>>140645201
You really shouldn't dye your cat pink. Especially not with regular dye. A cat grooms itself constantly so you'd be poisoning it in theory.
There are pet safe dyes you can get that are very temporary. A girl I know colors her fuck ugly dog pink. If it's good for cats, I don't know.
Research it. If you can be on /a/ you can google something.
That being said the smartest thing to do would just get it a pink sweater. Also don't go out of your way to make the cat mean. If you're serious about this you don't deserve to have a cat.
>>140645290
Hall and Oats
>>140645290
Full Force
>>140645271
>when is hamon coming back
That is a legit question. Entire series was founded on Haman and dominated the first 2 arcs. For it to fall out of favor for Stands I am ok with since they are far more interesting and personable but to completely nix them?
Feels like there is a place for Hamon and it should come back.
>>140645290
Entire Equine
>>140645254
in his own grave
>>140645290
smoker man jan
>>140645290
Hol Dick in my Ass
>>140645254
As long as he stays dead, he can sleep.
>>140645271
I had to explain that Straits was the one that raised Lisa Lisa and he didn't even know who I was talking about until someone mentioned what his name was changed to.
>>140645449
>>140645447
EAT SHIT HOL HORSE
FALL OFF YOUR HORSE
>>140645290
rolls royce
>>140645056
>Esidisi
>>140645518
>>140645547I like Wamuu and Kars over Wham and Cars
Esidisi doesn't bother me either, either one's fine
>>140645290
ホールホース
>>140645202
Anybody has that pic of D&G saying something like "don't you dare call my stand ugly"?
>>140645380
It did in part 7, now fuck off.
>>140645290
The whole entire horse
>>140645202
I see a lot of people dislinking arc 6 why ?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fk0d3uO.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>140645592Wham is vastly superior to Wammu
>>140645713
But the anime is only up to part 4
>D4C parts 1-5
>>140645380
Hamon was confirmed to only harm the undead. There aren't anymore undead.
>>140645191
That's a shame that they don't get some of the music references. Lots of it is Dad rock too.
also they really should read the manga for the parts they watched, now it's great because everything is colorized, translations up to par on places like Bato.
>>140645202
Fucking this
Yo Yo Ma is unironically my favorite part 6 stand. He was actually really cute and when he tried to help Annasui and Jolyne, even if he was going to kill them, he did it with...care, I guess. I don't know, I really like him. But yes, the whole fight was shit, but I believe it was slighly better than the green baby fight.
>>140645745
People don't necessarily dislike part 6 as a whole but it does have a lot of really shitty fights before the decent ones and most stand design during this period suck
>>140645788
Good for the anime.
Stop bating.
>>140645813
Even as a means of long life or self healing or feats of super-humanism. Like crushing a rock without harming living flesh or spider manning walls.
Hamon doesn't just have to harmo.
>>140645547
Isn't that the original name?
>>140645290
Haul Whores.
>>140645849
>stop bating
>>140645380
No. There is no place for hamon. Vampires are gone, pillar men are all dead. What good is hamon now?
>>140645819
He was basically a goblin. It admittedly helps him a bit that after the shitty fights with old man, raging guard and other filler enemies virtually anything is a pleasant change.
>>140645668
seconding this, anyone?
>>140645940
see
>>140645859
Also not everyone can have Stand. Most people can use Hamon if they train.
>>140645842
Planet wave fight was bullshit but apart from that ...
Survivor vs Superfly vs Cheap Trick vs Highway to Hell
Who wins?
>>140645929
At least use [STAR BATINUM]
>>140645893
Nop it's AC/DC
>>140644842
Fucking Sex Pistols.
>>140646008
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>>140645290
Kellog's Frosted Flakes
>>140644721
Fuck body horror I would much rather have a gravity power or shit like tusk act 4
>>140645972
Planet Waves
Goo Goo Dolls
the old asian cult leader
Survivor
that one with the debt gimmick
These all sucked which is a shame because most of the characters themselves are decent, even though Annansui and Hermes could be effectively merged into a single dude without much being lost (Diver Down is a really cool stand though)
>>140645971
But how long can hamon be used for before it gets boring? Stands are infinitely better, you can come up with any kind of ability, give it a unique design, and a memorable name. Hamon is just "lol I made this spaghetti hard and electric also I can walk on water and do another million things at the same time." I don't think I can handle more than 2 parts of hamon.
>>140645800
I still have no fucking clue what happened in that fight besides Funny Valentine taking everyone on a parallel universe cruise.
>>140645290
Zentai Uma
>>140644944
>Pucci least favorite villian
>Favoite support rohnan
disgusting
>After all the love letters and cute text messages, Araki has finally decided to use your favorite band/singer/song in one of his mangos
>Which do you pick?
>>140646078
Oh come on now it would be more utility then anything. Most stands would massacre a hamon user who would be limited to their fists. Even Star Platinum can outrange that and he is one of the shorter range stands.
F Mega or Oh That's a Baseball!
Which is a better game for multiplayer?
>>140644842
Trish a cute
>>140644842
Well now we know why they're called Sex Pistols.
>>140646137
「Metropolis」 probably
>>140646137
He has my favorite singer in their already (Kira lookin like him, scary monsters) so Starman. IDK what the stand would do, but I'd welcome it.
>>140646137
Wesley Willis.
>>140646151
F Mega is more fast paced but Oh! That's a Baseball! clearly requires more strategy
>>140646137
「ULTRALIGHT BEAM」
>>140645056
I don't care too much but it's frankly insulting that they put so little effort into it. Like fucking seriously. 'Worse Company'. The fact they care so little about making it actually work shows how little CR actually cares about making the series good for English audiences. It's not that hard to come up with decent names like Battle Company or something like that.
>>140645800
>the entirety of part 5's final fight
>>140645132
He tried folding his clothes with his stand.
>>140646137
>MGMT
A lot of their songs would be cool Stand names, I think.
>>140646168
Can someone remove Giorno's third leg?
>>140646137
「DEATH GRIPS」, time to get 「NOIDED」
>>140646274
>Stand Name: 「ZA FEVA」
>>140646269
「ELECTRIC FEEL」
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
>>140646076
Old man = dragon dream
Debt = maryline manson
I can understand for those two but goo goo doll was good (even if it is just a litle feet bis)
And survivor was useless
>>140646274
A lot of their songs would be cool:
>The Fever
>5D
>Powers the B
>Lord of the Game
>Inanimate Sensation
>>140646244
Is there a final fight arc that araki didn't make absolutely fucking confusing and convoluted?
>Bites the Dust
>King Crimson
>Heavy Weather + Made in Heaven
>D4C
God Im legitimately afraid for what he has in store for part 8s final fight.
>>140645201
My sister used to dye her hair with Kool Aid during her scene phase in 2008. This will probably work if your cat is a white Persian, and shouldn't be toxic.
It just sounds fucking retarded on paper.
>Part 3: Backstreet Boys
>Part 4: Destiny's Child
>Part 5: *NSYNC
>Part 6: TLC
>>140645109
>>140646137
>Electric Light Orchestra
>Motley Crue
>Under Pressure
>Iron Maiden
Basically, songs I expected Araki to have already based stands but surprisingly haven't yet.
>>140644622
So, how many parts will David get to?
>>140645547
>>140645893
>>140646027
Technically, yes.
It's an almost literal translation of how it was written in Katakana (エシディシ which is written in Romanji as Eshidishi)
>>140646404
At this rate, all of them. JoJo is slowly becoming normie tier
>>140646404
They'll probably animated all six parts.
>>140646361
Get rid of the sideburns, reduce his hair "tails" to two, and you pretty much get Josuke.
What would「NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL」's abilities be?
>>140646333
>Tachyon
>Beyond Alive
>This is Violence Now
Also DG is itself a good stand name, it could make people feel like they're about to die or something
>>140646404
At least up to 5, Japan loves 5.
>>140645800
>if the anime reaches SBR the whole fight will be like 12 episodes long
>>140646420
>>140646453
Meme Manipulation
>>140646467
JJBA ends at Part 6.
>>140646137
Already to much hendrix queen or pink floyd references
So it would be the doors
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5cwmZxW0Jc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRJKOtM-onM
Or Rob Zombie
>>140646453
the ability to be over hyped yet enjoyable
>>140645800
D4C is objectively the best stand ever made.
>>140646333
>>140646298
>>140646274
>Flashback Dude is finally revealed, and his Stand「THE FEVER」steals Gappy's memories before he's buried again by the tsunami.
>>140646502
I love this meme
>>140646502
niceme.me
>>140646507
I honestly expected one of the JJL stands to be Crawling King Snake
>>140645893
Yes, kind of, but it was the katakana for ACDC. When it came time for English translations, they just took the literal Japanese spelling and went with that. It was meant to be ACDC but written Esidisi in Japanese. So it is but isn't the original name.
>>140646502
you're gonna need better bait
>>140646473
>>140646536
It also has the best name.
Especially in Engrish.
>>140646334
Nut King Cole Requiem can unscrew the bolts of time
>>140646063
What about a gravity power that results in body horror? Like C-Moon?
Is there really a hereditary "stone disease", or is it a cover up?
>>140646244
I'm reading it right now, and I can confirm it is the most confusing final fight in the series
Here is a list from most confusing to least confusing
Giorno vs Diavolo
Johnny/Gyro vs Valentine
Jolyne vs Pucci
Josuke vs Kira
Joseph vs Kars
Jotaro vs DIO
Jonathan vs Dio
Can ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW DOES SILVER CHARIOT REQUIEM WORKS
KING CRIMSON IS SIMPLE COMPARED TO THIS SHIT
WHY DID A BIRD THING COME OUT OF POLNAREFF TURTLEREFF WHEN SCR TOUCHED HIM
WHY DID HE HAVE THE "LIGHT" THAT WAS HIS WEAKNESS
WHY DID THE ARROW BECOME UNTOUCHABLE, EVEN TO INANIMATE OBJECTS LIKE ROCKS
HOW DID HE ZIP IS ARM AROUND THE POLE TO TOUCH POLNAREFF
AGAIN, WHY DID PEOPLE START BECOMING OTHER THINGS. DID EVERYONE SPEEDREAD THAT FIGHT AND FORGOT THAT PEOPLE TURNED INTO HALF ALIENS IN THAT SHIT?
But the whole "Who is Diavolo" bit was cool, and Gold Experience Requiem was hype
>>140646558
I can easily see a scary monster like stand or something with how snake slough
>>140646333
>a pair of stands called No Love and Deep Web
>>140646502
Steel Ball Run and JoJolion are official JoJo parts anon
has a Kira Killer Queen gondola been posted yet?
>>140646137
「BILLY JOEL」, and the song name for the stand would be 「FOR THE LONGEST TIME」
>>140646683
C moon really isn't body horror it just punches them and turns in what it punches into a mass of gravity so they implode on themself it's pretty metal
Which one would you marry?
>>140646703
SIlver Chariot Requiem is a shadow, the reason noone can touch it is because it's true form is the light behind you that casts the shadow.
>>140646334
At this rate, there will eventually be a villain that has a power based on M-theory.
That or Quantum Mechanics
>>140646747
No, they're an alternate universe completely unrelated to JJBA.
They just happen to have stands and names.
>>140646695
Never mind, that was a stupid question. It's a curse from the Corpse's "equivalent exchange".
>>140646767
Kill all of them and then take their hands.
>>140646767
Jotaro even though I'll only be his cover while he fucks dolphins at work.
>>140646767
Who is the last one?
>>140646448
Kay fine.
>>140646779
>Araki discovers string theory
dear god no, I just want to understand a final fight for once
>>140646785
No anon, it's a part of the franchise, it has the "JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken" on it too
>>140645800
>>140646084
I still think D4C Parts 1-5 were far more confusing than anything related to King Crimson.
>>140646785
What are you talking about?
Araki confirmed them as Jojo's canon a while ago.
>>140646767
Holly. Easiest one to steal considering her husband is always gone anyway
>>140646785
Why is it sold as "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 7" and "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 8", respectively?
>>140646831
Holy
>>140646834
Nice
>>140646842
It's not that hard to understand if you have read other shit with multiverses
>>140646767
Lisa Lisa is the premium option, she'll never age.
>>140646767
>Two young widows and two neglected wives
Women who marry Joestars have it rough. I want to comfort all of them!
>>140646869
Because Araki is a hack.
>>140646785
by this logic all of DC isn't DC
>>140646767
Have we ever actually seen Jotaro's dad?
>>140646932
nope
>>140646896
>>140646785
Fuck off son part 7 is objectively best jojo
>>140646168
I always wondered how Diavolo managed to unschizoid himself long enough to stick his dick into a girl. Or maybe it was Doppio.
>>140645813
>Hamon was confirmed to only harm the undead
but that's wrong, retard.
>>140646896
That doesn't make it not Part 7 and Part 8 of JJBA.
>>140644944
>Pearl jam worse than yo-yo ma
Bite your fucking tongue
>>140646880
Why the fuck do Diego, Wekapipo, and Funny all shoot Johnny at the same time then?
>>140647012
He took them to different universes where they did it to confuse everyone
>>140646952
Yeah? Where?
>>140646932
>Jotaro actually has no father
>Actually force-induced parthenogenesis just like Anakin Skywalker
Jotaro's autism is because of him being a chosen one, Jolyne had to kill him to bring balance to the Force, it all makes sense
>>140646674
Is there a reason the translations say 'Call' instead of 'Cole'? They're pronounced the same in Japanese like 'Nut' and 'Nat' (the entire joke behind the Stand), so did the translators not know who Nat King Cole was or is there another reason?
>>140646767
Suzie QT or Holly
I don't like Lisa Lisa as much, and Erina belong only to Jonathan.
>>140646932
>>140646945
Which kinda leads me to believe that Jotaro ain't even his kids. (a.k.a, Holly pulled a Joseph, if you know what I mean)
>>140647058
Joseph knocked out a pilot with hamon as a kid
>>140647012
Valentine shot the "root" Johnny. Diego and Wekapipo shot alternate Johnnies. It all happens in the "root" universe, though.
>>140644850
Part 6 vs Part 7: http://www.strawpoll.me/10042121
>>140647156
>Knocked out
And hamon kills undead. That pilot was just knocked out.
>>140647088
I'm guessing he can "call" those screws forth. And that those screws are nuts.
>>140647194
>/jojo/
>>140647194
>end of part six
>a fight
that was a slaughter not a fight
>>140646767
From the thumbnail I thought that was the bondage picture
Learned to spin my nails, now what?
>>140647194
This is hardly a contest. It's gay priest kills all of the part 6 crew except a little boy vs one of the best fights in the series.
>>140647212
>knocking someone out isn't harming them
>>140647297
Now you must go out and fight Donald Trump.
So The DU will only come with the OP, we'll have to wait for the soundtrack with a chunk of other songs until a later date right?
>>140646948
He got more schizoid as time went on. And he's 34 iirc and Trish is 15. So he had her at 19, which is the same age he burnt down his hometown and had the complete split between Doppio and Diavolo. So I assume after snapping, he went on a wild bender and knocked some chick up with his cute twink body. Diavolo really didn't age well.
>you will never get 15 year old fuccboi to drink your piss
>>140647322
Are you really saying that?
>God, you took the wrong son.
>>140647341
Yeah, but we're getting four versions of the OP:
>Full OP
>Instrumental
>EDM remix
>EDM Instrumental
>>140646932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadao_Watanabe_%28musician%29
>>140647393
johnnys dad was the biggest dick in the whole series. More evil and hateable than Dio.
>>140647393
All dad in jojo are cunt but him was worse of all
Would Diavolo have just slaughtered everyone if it weren't for Giorno's arrow?
>>140647378
If you took a second to realize life isn't like in the movies, you'd realize that knocking someone out is a very dangerous thing. If you get hit in the head hard enough to get knocked out, you NEED to go to the hospital. Getting knocked out can be life threatening
>>140647405
I'm really looking forward to all 4 of those.
>>140647341
sadly, yeah
>>140647393
Johnny had a hard life.
>>140647434
I feel like he was forgiven way to easily both by Johnny and by the narrative, in a sense.
But in the face of "he would later die of a cold" and "rocks fall, Johnny dies" all other complaints fall away
>>140646453
Literally Echoes but every sound effect is "I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIST"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBu8UbtwkUw
>>140647455
I don't see a way for any of the part 5 cast to have killed Diavolo. I think Araki realized he made King Crimson unkillable without some insane asspull.
>>140646834
>Jotaro goes on a trip with Mikitaka
>>140647571
At least with part 6 he did it on purpose.
>>140647571
What the fuck does king crimson even do again?
>>140647598
A lot of Part 6 seems to acknowledge Part 5's mistakes and does them again much better. In fact, Stone Ocean is just a better Vento Aureo.
>>140647443
Nah, JJL Norisuke seems alright.
>>140647617
If you fuck with Diavolo in the next 10 seconds, it doesn't happen.
>>140647617
It's The Hand but with time.
>>140647575
>Jotaro
>>140647617
Remove some action leaving only the consequences during a few sec
>>140647651
>>140647669
So it's like True mans world from part 6 but 10 seconds instead of 6? It's been a while since I read part 5 and it was such a cluster fuck towards the end.
While I really like how requiems powers are determined I sort of wish they powered up the stands powers insanely. Like GE life giving ability.
>take a rock sprouts out a tree as GE
>w/GER creates a forest
>>140647617
It's literally a more /fa/ World
>>140647427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfCzEU3gzsw
He was out on tour, man
>>140647690
I didn't sleep well.
>>140647726
No, not really.
I think most of the confusion about KC comes from mixing up the main power with Epitaph.
>>140647726
>>140647651
>>140647669
part 7 not 6 my bad
sup gays
Does Araki have a shrinking fetish?
>>140647575
>Jotaro
>>140647726
No Ringo had legit time rewind
Diavolo doesnt change the course of time at all but he can delete entire chunks of it and erase events happening in those chunks.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD
>>140647647
Read only to chapter 30 or something don't enought yet but he sounds like a good grampa
>>140647784
he has more of a I'm-Straight-but-I-Like-Testing-The-Boundaries-of-My-Heterosexuality fetish
>>140647763
it doesn't rewind time like Mandom, it basically skips time forward a few seconds as it would happen if Diavolo didn't exist.
>>140647797
How the fuck do you even think of a power like that?
>>140647443
Nah, Joseph is a good father. He's just a shitty husband.
Norisuke is also a good dad.
>>140647853
Arakis mind has achieved 「Infinite Spin」
>>140647882
At least infinite spin takes some build up before you can do it and requires a horse
>>140647852
>as it would happen if Diavolo didn't exist
That's probably the best way to describe its effects. Not that it "erases time" or "erases events" or whatever. The fact that nobody can remember the "erased time" just makes it more confusing, although I understand why Araki did it that way (intimidation factor).
>>140647726
Mandom can rewind time 6 seconds, which is used to continuously one-up his opponents.
King Crimson sees what happens ahead of time, and if he is attacked within this prediction, he skips ahead and evades it, killing his confused opponent shortly after with his high speed stand.
Remember that time Baby Face raped a chick
>>140647456
You do realize this isn't a realistic chinese cartoon, right?
>>140647617
Epitaph shows him 10 seconds into the future. He can erase up to 10 seconds of time. If he sees himself getting killed or something, he can delete the time it happens in. During deleted time, everyone does exactly what Epitaph predicted except Diavolo, who can move however the fuck he wants like casually sidestepping MUDA barrages since he's stepped outside of where Epitaph predicted them to hit. When the erase is complete, no one but him remembers it. So to everyone else it's like randomly teleporting all of a sudden, with no memory of the last 10 seconds or how you got there. Everything still happens in deleted time it's just that no one has any memory of it at all except Diavolo since it was deleted. The cause and effect stuff was made up by translators.
>>140647967
Just a kiss if i remember good
>>140647863
Joseph has a 50% as a father, that's still failing
What if they skip King Crimson's chapters entirely when they animate it because they don't wanna go through the pain of animated whatever the fuck is happening there
>>140647967
Creepy as hell, araki keeping it subtle made it worse almost.
>>140647297
Cutting my nails while browsing this threadThey sure are long this year :^)
>>140647072
Only stand users deal in absolutes.
>>140648086
I don't know. They did it well enough in the game.
>>140648086
Yeah, because no one would mind if you skipped the final fight of the favorite part of the series in Japan.
Get your head out of your ass
I don't mean to blog but how to I keep from killing myself while I wait for more part 8?
I've re-read the entirety of the manga because why not since part 4 is being animated now aside from looking forward to that - I can't get my jojo fix.
It's retarded how after a decade and having consumed almost all of his media I still want more. Fuck you araki.
>>140648140
>the game
>you just lost it
