>wake up
>see this
what do?
>>140531746
God damn what a fag
Behead all those who insult mami.
>>140531547
I would fuck her till her head falls off.
>>140531547
I tell her that she has gotten way to over her head for trying to seduce me.
>>140531547
Erect Dong
>>140531547
Kick her off of me and ask her to send me the little girl from the movie.
>>140531746
>>140531547
Hug and cuddle with
And then of course consensual coitus for procreation
>>140532009
>le everyone on /a/ is a kissless virgin meme
Some of us are just here for the anime
>>140532118
No one cares for your blogging.
>>140531547
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my bed?
>>140531547
Proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary possition for the sole purpose of procreation.
Seeing as Mami is possibly the only straight Meguca I'm surprised she hasn't found herself a boyfriend yet.
>>140531547
>slowly reach the gun under your pillow
>turn off the safety
>shoot it point blank
>>140531547
punch her and call the cops for home invasion
>>140531880
HAHAHA
>>140531547
You must be looking for my roommate, next door on the left.
>implying I sleep
>>140531547
Enjoy it
>>140531547
Breedin' time activat!
Ask her togive me head
STOP WITH THE HEAD JOKES
>>140533389
NEVER
>>140532861
Can´t Mami just shoot you?
>>140533509
not when she is ko and I keep her in check
>>140533371
I see you have a thing for headless girls too anon.
>>140531547
>Mami in cat cosplay
>>140531547
I wouldhold her handandcuddle with her in the bed the entire day.
>>140532118
lol no wonder she left
>>140531547
Tell her: Calm down, Mami, don't lose your head.
>>140533790
Took me a second
I want hot pictures of her gloves and socks
>>140531547
Caress her cheek firmly to see if her head falls off. If not, proceed to wear her on my dick and do my morning routine.
>>140533790
That's not okay. That could never be okay.
>>140531547
Give her a bowl of eggs.
>>140532564
>Seeing as Mami is possibly the only straight Meguca
>>140533790
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
>>140535168
Poor Nagisa
>>140532609
Now's not the time for suicide anon-kun!
>>140537246
That comes later!
>>140537406
>Hanekawa mixed with Mami
has waifu science gone too far?
>>140536762
More like lucky Nagisa, getting tenderly loved by Mami every night
>>140531547
Rape
Tell her to GTFO. Homuwaifu is the only thing I want to wake up to.
>>140537510
NOT. FAR. ENOUGH.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
>>140531547
Cry out from the pit of my burning loins and throw her off of me because her appearance would trigger an abduction flash-back.
>>140537607
Unless you're a cute pink haired school girl I don't think that's ever going to happen
>>140537745
Anything's possible in your own delusions.
But honestly Moemura at the very beginning was so depressed and attention starved she'd have latched on to anyone that came to her rescue. Get her early and take her home before the yuri ways get to her.
Mami! What are you doing!? Help me, Kyouko!
>misunderstanding ensues
>>140531547
>>>/c/
Please stop shitting up /a/
>>140531547
Try to contain my morning wood
>>140539034
>contain
That's not healthy. Let it loose and stand proud.
>>140539075
Something will be standing
>>140540233
Yes! There must be more... alterations. The possibilities become endless! Let's explore them!
>>140540426
I don't think there is. Sorry, you must relax.
>>140531547
What would I do if I woke up next to a fine lookin' young lady like HER? Oh boy! I'll tell you what I'd do!
First, it’s apparent she is already DTF, so I’ll just ask for a moment to get ready. I’ll take this time to secretly set up a video camera and record our fuck session. Then, I’ll talk her into letting me take some nude photos of her for later. She’ll be shy at first, but of course I managed to sweet talk her, so she trusts me and accepts.
With this accomplished, I now have leverage over her, and I will threaten to spread the nude photos to everyone at school and post the video on the internet if she doesn't become my fuck doll whenever I want her to be.
Since she now has no option but to obey me, I will start abusing her, slowly breaking her mind until she accepts her role as my personal cocksleeve.
I’ll tie her up so she misses her classes. Instead of spending the day studying, she’ll spend it getting raped and beaten. Eventually, her dreams of getting into a good university and building a nice future for herself will be crushed, and I’ll be the only thing she has left.
This will go on for the rest of the school year, at which point I’ll probably become bored of her and spread the video’s and photos around anyway, just so I can watch her suffer.
She'll be so humiliated she won't have the courage to leave her apartment anymore and slowly crumble into a paranoid hikikomori. A broken shell of her former self.
I'll post her phone number and home address online, as well as write it on the walls of public restrooms so she will constantly get harassed by perverts day in and day out. She won’t even feel safe in the secluded darkness of her own home anymore.
Eventually, she’ll come to realize the only escape from this hell she is living is to wrap her lips around the cool metal barrel of a revolver and blow her own head off.Then I’ll motorboat her headless corpse
THATS what I’d do!
>>140540653
Mah nigga
>>140540426
>>140540653
I love how you will turn into a red mess just trying to talk to her.
Shoot the intruder.
she's only 15
I must not sin
>>140531547
I know she's excited, but she should be careful not to lose her head
>>140533790
I do not got it... I feel like I'm missing something.
>>140531547
Is it a kot? :3
the original series is the only canon thing and everything else is fanfic bullshit
>>140531547
>>140540653
What would I do if I woke up next to a fine lookin' young lady like HER? Oh boy! I'll tell you what I'd do!
First, I would ask that she just slow things down, because we hardly know each other and I’d like to make sure our relationship is built off strong emotional connections, so we don’t end up doing something we both regret.
With this accomplished, we now have a foundation for a healthy relationship. I’ll take her out to nice restaurants and cherish her like the priceless jewel that she is.
Once we have attended a planned parenthood class, and understand safe sex practices, we’ll be ready to start getting intimate with each other.
I’ll help her with her schoolwork and make a lunch for her to take to class with her. I know how important her dream of getting into a good university and building a nice future for herself is, so I will support her in these dreams and accept that she is busy and we can’t spend as much time together as we would sometimes like to.
At the end of the school year, I’ll be waiting for her behind the stage and give her a big hug after she accepts her diploma and gives her graduation speech.
I’ll work hard to support her as she goes on to higher education, and work two jobs to pay for our new apartment while she continues her studies.
We are both busy, and can’t find much time for each other, but it’s ok. Because the couple hours we get together between jobs and classes makes it all worthwhile. Plus we know it’s only temporary and it’s worth it to build our future together.
Eventually, we’ll get married and have a baby, and finally have our happy future together.
THATS what I’d do!
>>140541898
How lewd! Keep that to yourself! At least no mentioning ofhand holding.
>>140542162
Sorry, I guess I got a little carried away. I do apologize.
>>140531547
Hey wait, that card....
>>140540759
>>140541898
Psssssshhh,
Losers.
>>140542355
It is okay. Remember, what you do with Mami is your business.
>>140542891
Say that to my face, etc.
>>140542653
What about it?
