This is your date tonight.
18+ only so 90% of /a/ is not allowed.
>>140319056
>I don't drink
>hate compulsive drinkers
>in love with Kaede
Literally how?
>>140319116
You have to at least fake it because drinking in Japan is important.
>>140319116
Give her a better substitute for a drink. Like your cum.
>>140319141
When I go out drinking with friends I just get a White Russian and call it a day. I don't mind drinking but with moderation. All my friends though are like college frat boys: they want to get wasted at any chance and that's where my hatred for drinkers come from.
Literally perfect
>>140319172
Well salary men in Japan are all drinking at Fridays at least, some of them drink regularly after work.
>wee
Is she Scottish?
>americans can't drink legally until they're 21
Why is she so perfect?
>>140319216
Perfect for fat bald old men
>>140319253
>Implying that's ever stopped anyone
shes the only idol girl I know
>>140319255
I'm going to marry and adopt Anastasia as my daughteru.
Is that going to work?
>>140319273
That's Shiburin.
Kaede is almost a cake, old men are only hunting teenagers like Tohsaka and Shiburin.
>>140319292
>girl
She's like 25.
this hag needs a home
>>140319350
>25 is not a girl
I'm 27 and I'm just a boy.
Hai Chiiizu!
You will never go bar hopping with Kaede only to wake up besides her in the morning.
;_;
>>140319325
>Is that going to work?
Not if I beat you to it.
>>140319350
Many teens these days look older than girls in their 20s. Must be because they're 99,9% sluts.
>>140319541
Make up
Solarium
Nigger's fashion in US
Not healthy food and lifestyle
>>140319561
Dose thighs
>>140319255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pccAFWdmCgk
Cause she's voiced by the best voice actress
You are going to carry this weightto your home after she drinks herself into unconsciousness
>>140319116
Smash a bottle of something like Jack Daniels over her head and rape her.
>>140319821
I live in America. Once she wakes up I'm getting life sentence.
>you will never go out and get teased by drunk Kaede, Mizuki, and Sanae.
Why live?
>>140319056
I didn't know she was into watersports.
>>140319056
How does she already know the size of my dick if this our first date?
>>140320051
Well our dating agency is working on /a/ so the girls know what to expect.
This is a Japanese kindergartner.
>>140319056
You have to be 20 to drink in Japan.
>>140319056
does she do anal?
>>140319910
>I'm getting life sentence.
Uh what? How is helping someone rewarded with life sentence?
>>140321398
Kaede is nice but I want to go on a date/pub crawl with Sanae.
>>140319236
Disgusting.
>>140321579
Wow.
I don't watch the anime, only read stuff posted here, what was the relationship between Kaede and the anime Producer?
>>140321665
They barely talked in the Anime.
You will never wake up to this in the morning?
Why even prosper?
>>140321851
I remember posts say they had a relationship or something.
>>140321920
i have woken up to this in the morning, unfortunately, it was my sister.
>>140319253
I drank for the first time on prom night at 17, my senior year. I only drank to get a buzz, though. Never been drunk in my life. Hard to believe that was 10 years ago almost to the date.
>>140321975
I think there was speculation that the Producer knew Kaede prior to the Anime but that turned out not to be true.
>>140321993
Did you fuck her?
>>140322476
>not posting the full thing
>>140320096
I call bullshit on this one
>>140319527
I'm still pissed Anya only got one two-page spread whereas everyone else got two
>>140322476
>Did you fuck her?
Unfortunately no, but due to some difficult circumstances, I had to share a bed with her for the whole winter. Lets just say that the amount of unapologetic feels I copped, while we were sleeping, was equal to the amount of feels in Clannad: After story.
>>140319255
>as tall as me
I don't know how to feel about this
>>140323973
I feel you bro.
>she wears heels
>I sudoku
Why can't I be as swole as TakeP?
>>140323973
Perfect height for kissing, then.
>>140319412
I want to adopt a fully grown alcoholic!
>>140321185
Only after her sixth drink
>>140323973
>>140324209
>yfw Keade would never look at you manlets because she wants a tall masculine man
>>140323973
She's taller than me.
>>140324492
I'm 5'11
that is tall in grorious nippon
Awesome, a sexy ladies thread.
>>140324492
manlets BTFO
>>140321460
>Both drunk on their own accord
>Man is a rapist and woman a victim
Why did Americans allowed this bullshit to get to their legal system?
I want to marry Kaede!
>>140319141
>drinking is important
>in a country with ridiculously low threshold for alcohol
>>140325131
>doesn't know about drinking parties after work in nearly every Japanese job
And the good ones go to visit soaplands together too.
>>140325131
Is that news for you or what?
Japan likes alcohol a lot.
>>140324988
The left and right team up for that shit. On the left, radfems. On the right, daddies who want any excuse necessary to keep their precious princess pure ("she's no slut! it was the demon drink and that awful manchild's fault!").
Quick anon, Kaede just made a surprise visit to your place.
What booze do you have on hand?
>>140325313
>>140324988
If you are a man and you get drunk and have sex with an equally drunk woman, she can sue you for raping her? Can you in theory preemptively sue her the next morning for taking sexual advantage of you, while you were in a vulnerable state, and couldn't give your consent or say no?
>>140319056
>18+ only so 90% of /a/ is not allowed.
This isn't /v/, /vp/ or /b/.
>>140325691
Rum, ouzo and very strong homemade rakija.I don't know her taste, though, I haven't watched the anime yet.
>>140325691
Vodka, few bottles of semi-dry wine,umeshu.
>>140325920
A boner is consent in America.
>>140325920
>If you are a man and you get drunk and have sex with an equally drunk woman, she can sue you for raping her?
Yes. Hell, neither of you even have to be drunk for that to happen. Regret can lead to withdrawal of consent post-encounter and you're up shit creek without a paddle.
>Can you in theory preemptively sue her the next morning for taking sexual advantage of you, while you were in a vulnerable state, and couldn't give your consent or say no?
Theoretically yes, but good luck.
>>140325691
Man that is some shit fucking taste I swear to god
>glen 12
>not even 14
>jack daniels
>fucking jack daniels
>>140326086
While I would never buy JD myself, a cheap glen is better than nothing. It's always weird to drop by someone's place and they have nothing but juice and coke.
>>140325270
>your boss will never buy you a blowjob for increased productivity in the last quarter
>>140326047
That doesnt even make any sense.
>>140326407
Makes in America.
>>140325691
Gin, some triple sec and liqueur, and a couple of bottles of hard cider in the fridge.
>>140319116
I don't drink cause my father was an alcoholic, I don't think I'm missing out on much.
I'd go drinking with her, alright.
>>140323973
>tfw almost half a meter taller than her
>>140325691
less than half a bottle of cognac, a small bottle of Riga black balsam , a full bottle of kagor, 12 small bottles of eau de cologne and some Ethanol. Also, there are few barrels of home brewed beer and moonshine in the basement, but getting to those aint easy.
>>140326442
Where I live, it has not been a great party, unless most of the mates got some pussy. And nobody gets in any trouble, since neither the parents nor the authorities find out (or even if they do, they have no reason to care)
>>140325691
Vodka, Glenmorangie Founder's Reserve (RIP 10 year old), Macallan Gold (RIP 12 year old), some sort of Glenrothes, and rum.
>>140325691
>Quick anon, Kaede just made a surprise visit to your place.
>
>What booze do you have on hand?
Lately I'm only drinking soft drinks.
Young's double chocolate stout is amazing.
I could also mix my proteion ON gold whey for her is she even lifts.
>>140326328
>While I would never buy JD myself, a cheap glen is better than nothing. It's always weird to drop by someone's place and they have nothing but juice and coke.
>>140326086
>>fucking jack daniels
What's wrong with JD
>>140325691
Case of Coors Light is all I need.
>>140326464
Oh, I almost forgot that I have some wine sitting around from the mid-late 90's, but it's probably turned into vinegar at this point.
Don't swim when drunk
Why does life feel so crappy when you're in the 24-27 age bracket?
Is it because you're in between your youth and adulthood?
>>140325691
Not much, sorry Kaede.
so how a 25 year old 2D idol got popular in japan, explain this.
>>140328768
Same way as 28 year old idol.
>>140327415
Too thick.
>>140329064
>Too thick
That? You jest.
>>140329537
Nope, in official images she is lean as fuck.
This is a dream come true.
>>140328209
no, life ends after high school
thats why we drink to distract from the stagnation and pointlessness of existence
>>140329720
One can discover pointlessness of existence during school days.
>>140329720
But what about finding satisfaction in your job?
>>140330054
>satisfaction in your job
Job gives money. That's it.
>>140325691
>crtl + f, no straight drink.
What's wrong, guys?
>>140330607
What's a straight drink?
>>140330674
I mean, hetero drink.
>>140330607
You tell us
>>140319457
That picture makes me anxious. Being around large groups of older drunk women is not enjoyable
>>140319056
>90% of /a/
>under 18
I'm just going to hope against hope that that metric is massively inaccurate.
>>140319457
That picture isn't complete without Nana
>>140319056
Cake thread? Cake thread.
>>140332214
>Cake thread? Cake thread.
She's just 25...
>>140332254
Nobody wants a Christmas Cake after the 25th anon.
>>140325691
I don't have any, I don't drink. Maybe I'm just boring.
>>140325691I pretty much only drink rum with coke and lemon. I was gonna get a new bottle and get drunk out of my mind during my birthday this weekend. Am I a pussy, /a/? I don't know much about alcohol.
>>140332952
>rum
my nigger
>>140325691
Some Bulleit bourbon, half a bottle of Hammer and Sickle vodka, and some Kraken sitting in the freezer.
>>140327205
For me it's the price. The taste is fine and it actually mixes incredibly well which admittedly isn't my thing, but whatever. The problem with Jack is that everybody knows the name Jack Daniels, which increases the price to ridiculous heights when there are tons of better tasting and much cheaper alternatives
It's just alright booze marketed at a luxury price. In short, a meme drink
>>140334507
>meme drink
Not that guy.
I totally agree with you, but did you really have to phrase it like that?
>>140325691
A selection of white and red wines + some homebrewed beer.
Also a bottle of Belvedere vodka that i've had for a year but haven't finished.
>>140334707
Yes
>>140319995
The highway in the background is really "enriching" the pic.
>>140325691
Go hard or go homeI had some of this stuff go down the wrong tube once while drinking. Don't get 114 proof bourbon in your lungs it's not a good time
