You're locked in a hotel room with your waifu for 24 hours and she's actively trying to seduce you, if you manage to resist her advances you get a million dollars. Do you win?
i lose immediately
>>140297079
Yes, I win because I fuck her.
>>140297079
Hanekawa is only sexy as a cartton so I could win.
>>140297728
but that's a man
I still win if I beat her up right?
And what do I want 1 million dollars for? To buy IRL shit that I dont need and have people pretend to be nice to me because i have money?
I'd rather achieve my dreams on the spot.
>>140297079
What's the point of this exercise? Why the fuck would anyone care about money when your waifu is infront of you?
>>140297812
motherless fuck, Tsugumi best girl coz best doujin
>>140297079
My waifu would probably think fighting me to the death would be a good way to seduce me. So no, I end up kill.
That's a lot of money that I don't need and don't have the responsibility for.
I'm "losing" right off the bat.
why is no one in this thread posting pictures so we actually know who your waifu is
I would probably keep holding my breath until I collapse, or faint, and do it again when I recover
I imagine even my waifu would get eventually pissed by this behavior
>>140297079
Will she still be into me after 24 hours?
>>140298082
Nah, 24 hours is all you get, then she ceases to exist again
>>140298139
If I fuck her then will she continue to exist afterwards?
>>140298139
Well fuck that. Gimme the one mil
>>140298172
Nope
I don't think it's humanly possible to win the money if Maki's trying to seduce me.I didn't say "win the challenge" because we all know that the money isn't the best prize here.
>24 hours begin
>Cum in first 2 minutes
>Sit there awkwardly trying to talk to her in Japanese for the next 23 hours and 58 minutes.
I'll take the million.
>>140298223
Am I allowed to take her out on a date and talk to her afterwards? If no, give me that one million.
>>140298277
That's depressing.
>>140298348
After the 24 hours is up she ceases to exist again, so no
>>140298352
That's what would happen with a majority of /a/ if we're being honest.
>>140298387
Give me that one million.
>>140298352
It's pretty accurate actually.
Is it actual american money?
>I ain't want any Canadian shitbucks.
>>140297079
You remember that one myth about whatshisface going to hell or whatever to get his waifu back, then fucking it up at the last moment?
It'd be like that. Only with boning. Worth it.
>>140298277
>not just brushing her teeth for 24 hours
>>140298411
>>140298438
That's even more depressing.
I know there's the whole virgin neckbeard meme, but I was hoping it was a joke. C'mon anons, get out more.
if we do chastity play does that count do i win or lose?
Good Christ it would be an insta-cum
>>140298656
>Seras from Ultimate.
>>140298587
You have to resist her completely, you'd lose the money
I can't resist the fluffy tail
>>140298492
Anon, you're fucking the woman of your dreams, we're talking about absolute perfection. You only get one chance to fuck her,you're most likely cumming in three minutes or less whether you like it or not.
My waifu isn't a girl so I suppose I don't resist "her" :^)
>>140298492
If we're being honest, even 2min may be too long for me, I would probably cum even before we fuck.
It's my waifu after all, even one hour with her is more important than all this money.
>>140298718
If it's the woman of your dreams, then just straight up fucking her like a madman is a massively wasted opportunity. Do it right or don't do it at all.
>>140298756
That's a bit of an overshare dude, but what I said to the other anon applies.
>>140298387
Just video tape it and enjoy for years to come.
what if my waifu is much stronger than me and would be able to rape me?
do i still get the money if i say i dont want to have sex?
>>140298686
Either or, it doesn't matter man
>>140297079
Of course all these waifufags are too stupid to realize the true win here. If somehow your waifu is able to contact you then it's possible to happen again so take the one million and invest in a way to see her again.
>>140298916
OG Seras or go home.
>>140297079
I have sex with my waifu.
Obviously I win
>>140298915
I'd say you have to try your absolute hardest to resist for 24 full hours, I'd you give in even once you lose but if you just straight up get raped then you should be good
>>140297079
The fact that my reasons for loving my waifu go FAR beyond sexuals ones aside, if she's only willing to seduce me for 24 hours and then go back to having no interest in me (which I'm assuming are the rules of this thing), then I'd imagine her reasons for seducing at all me were in fact duplicitous in nature as well, if not entirely fake.
If my waifu doesn't really love me, then I'll be fine with taking the money and continuing to love her from afar.Plus I also actually do need a new car.
what if she points a gun at me and say if I don't fuck her she kills me, I still lose all the money ?
What if we only do foreplay?
>>140299167
She doesn't have a gun, you two are locked in the room with nothing from the outside
>>140297079
Sex with the grill of your dreams or a million dollars. Is this really a question
I'm sorry master I failed you I just couldn't hold back
>>140299235
If I had a cellphone I would film it, I bet people would pay more to watch a porn 2d/3d than 1 million
>>140297079
How about if my waifu is strong enough to beat the shit out of me if i dont agree?
Goodbye 1 million dollars
>>140298944
I guess she does look better in blue
I want to say I'd take the million but I would probably give in pretty quick
I surrender immediately
>>140298492
>C'mon anons, get out more.
Fuck off. I have to drive an hour just to get the closest city, then I don't know anyone in the city and I feel awkward doing things by myself. I'd rather just work till I get shipped somewhere that's not in the middle of nowhere.
>>140297079
I don't have a choice in the matter
>>140301613
Delete this.
>>140298756
This
Premature shooting is not fun
>>140297892
OP is a faggot
>>140297079
b-but my waifu can destroy galaxies with ease. I don't really have a choice here
Do we get food? If I don't eat every few hours I get really cranky, at which point I wouldn't want to fuck anyways and I'd just wait in misery.
>>140297892
>>140302047
Are you retarded? You could fuck her for 24 hours afterwards, and you'd be a million dollars richer.
>>140297079
>you fuck you're waifu
>it becomes a one night stand
>she never calls or talks to you ever again
Just take the money, /a/.
>>140297079
Ugggh so hard to choose. Can I jerk it?
>>140297655
They can make the same offer everyday and i'm gonna lose every time.
Win win situations m8
>>140297079
Fucking my love and girl of my dreams > one million dollars
>>140297079
>You're locked in a hotel room with your waifu for 24 hours and she's actively trying to seduce you, if you manage to resist her advances you get a million dollars. Do you win?
Plot twist
If you don't fuck her, you get NTR'd right after those 24 hours
So if I seduce her before she can say anything there will never be any advances to resist and I get the mil
Win-win
>God giveth thine Waifu
>God taketh thine Waifu
OP, this is fucking depressing. I'd take the million; I don't want to get attached to her and lose everything I have.
>>140298492
Fuck off cancerous normalfag.
Let's just say money comes and goes.
Money is just the means to an end. And the end to everything is sex.
I'd let her play her little seduction games for about 30 minutes, then I'd have loving sex with her for about 6 minutes. 5 minutes after that I'd be back up again and we'd fuck, laugh, and have a good time for the entire 24 hours
I would curl up in a ball in the corner and scream whenever she talks this is how I win
>>140308652
If you're a hedonist sure.
>>140297079
Having her for 24 hours and she actively seducing me ? It's worth more than a million Dollars.
>>140308652
But just imagine how long you could NEET on $1M
I'd walk in the room and immediately begin to remove my clothes. Then I'd test how many times I can get it up in 24 hours.
Do I have Araragi's impossible willpower to resist her?
This will surely be impossible.
Even he would break down before the time is up.
My waifu would beat me and rape me instead. Does that counts?
>>140297079
Why would I need money, if after leaving this room I would kill myself anyway?
I would spend whole time making love to her, kissing, cuddling and talking.
