Post jobbers.
Jobs to Shinji's nip benis.
Why aren't shinji and asuka into the human's fusion at the end of EoE? It's the only thing I didn't get right
>>140188689
OP stop forcing this thread you butthurt faggot.
>>140188689
Ugly tranny
never won a fight in his life
>>140188689
Jobbed hard as fuck. Never got why people like this character.
>>140189688
Samefagged hard as fuck. Never got why you didn't kill yourself like Robin Williams.
>jobbers
Define pls
>>140190036
>>>/reddit/
>>140190036
Asuka
>>140188953
It didn't make them happy like Shinji thought it would
>>140190036
someone who loses to show how strong something is, like it's their job
>>140188689
>>140188689
>>140188689
>>140188689
Look at all of these jobbers
>>140191360
They can't be jobbers if they barely even had fights.
>>140191092
>>140190753
Thank you
>>140190738
*tips*
>>140191360
>kishi's art used to be good
Damn.
>>140188689
She did job to that rouge Eva unit. That was it though, that angel that made it into terminal dogma was really powerful and Shinji never took anything out that she couldn't.
>>140188953
They just didn't want to be a part of instrumentality. Asuka, just didn't want to die, she didn't want to perish and so she resisted instrumentality. Shinji was the same. They probably weren't the only ones.
>>140189430
Reifag plsdon't bully!
>>140189638
Char had a difficult life
>tfw his illegitimate grandson was a walking war crime
>>140191910
Tell your nazi whore to take your own advice
>>140190036
Alleged bad-asses that do nothing but to get fucked.
>>140192001
Gun yourself down.
>>140191649
>this is from naruto
where did it all go wrong?
>>140192001
Jesus she was actually pretty cool. Rough around the edges sure but I don't see why you should hate her.
>>140192112
Slit your wrists in a bathtub
>>140192199
Her ego and incompetence ruins multiple attempts by the pilots with actual restraint (ie. Shinji, Rei) to actually deal with the threat. Her stupidity only makes things worse, yet she behaives like everything she does is a gift from God to the poor people who she is destined to rule over. She's a piece of shit
>>140192297
What show were you watching Christ.
>>140192491
He watched EVA and he's spot on.
Asuka is sort of a worthless cunt.
>>140192199
I don't like sociopaths.
>>140192226
Get tentacle reiped by an angel and enjoy it.
>>140192491
School's out for the weekend, unfortunately. He's just a butthurt kid.
>>140192542
>Get tentacle reiped by an angel and enjoy it.
Get skewered and devoured while screaming like a little bitch
>>140192515
Ebin samefag. Do you suck dick as well as you can samefag?
>>140192297
That sounds like Satsuki from KLK a bit but not Asuka.
>>140192491
Actual EVA, not your angelic days fanfic bullshit. Asuka is a piece of shit.
>>140192575
Get shotblocked on a suicide charge and become an ad for KFC.
>>140192586
It's Asuka and it's completely correct. She regards herself as the best, but she's the worst.
>>140192615
Your taste is utter shit and Rei is a public use meat toilet. This is canon.
>>140192586
Israfael. Magma Diver. Arael. All three are scenarios that Asuka blatantly and unapologetically screwed an entire military organization, and humiliated herself in the process.
>>140192694
>meanwhile if Rei wasn't a plot device she would be dead at Naoko
>>140192674
The only meat toilet is your shit bitch
>Wastes her wish to show that their wishes are usually futile
>Has emotional breakdown to remind the viewer that being meguka is suffering
>Sucks shit at fighting to remind the viewer that middleschool girls aren't meant for combat
>Dies in EVERY TIMELINE to show how horrible being a meguka is
Truly the Jobbiest
>>140192581
Do you nazi huns ever get tired of getting rekt? USA twice and now the towelheads merkel is welcoming in to rape your white women
>>140192515
>>140192526
>>140192615
>>140192643
>>140192694
Your wrong. Especially for magma diver, where her efforts won the day for Nerv.
>>140192761
>filenames kun tier baiting
Pretty sure it's canon Rei takes the entire world inside of her.
>>140192046
So, Asuka
>>140192809
L2 English, faggot.
>>140192850
Pretty sure it's canon Asuka gets made lunch
>>140192940
>assuka rekt
Literally fapped to that until my dick disappeared.
>>140192897
After you, eurocuck. How's your wife like Abdul's long, brown, sandy cock?
>>140192980
You turned into Shinji?
>>140192940
>you will never rape asuka
>>140192940
Just look at that ahegao face while getting fucked and eaten nine ways, what a slut.
>>140192980
>fag from last night
I really wish one of you would actually post yor address or something because I can pretty much gurantee every last one of you that baits like this would get curbstomped.
>>140193102
Good. I don't want to catch gohnnorea
>>140192001
shut up toilet nigger
>>140192297
still better than Reis boring souless ass
>>140193109
You really want me to shit up the Rei /c/ thread, huh? Alright.
>>140193102
>wanting STDs from the doctors who raped her
>>140192761
>>140192809
I just liked Asuka, she had personality, and sure she could be pretty crazy, but she'd been through some shit. She wasn't some repugnant monster. She was confused and hurt and angry, but she wanted to be friends with Shinji, and it's not like Rei was trying to make friends. Her personality is nothing I couldn't handle.
>>140193140
lol we have an internet tough guy in the thread
>>140192980
>implying you have a dick toilet nigger
only beta faggots love Rei since she has no personality and would not care if you made anything of your shit life
>>140193195
>but she'd been through some shit
Her mommy died. How hard her life must be, with all that royal treatment and worship and status and shit, it's not like she was neglected and abused my a megalomaniac to resurrect a dead god or something.
>She was confused and hurt and angry, but she wanted to be friends with Shinji
She was an abusive piece of shit that wanted to reclaim her throne from the wask spineless little boy that had all of her success with none of the effort.
>Her personality is nothing I couldn't handle.
She would kick the shit out of you. But your eurocuck ass enjoys treatment like that
>>140193197
I would. I would kill every last one of you mewling shits. Not like it'd be difficult. Nice gaiafagesque typing too, retard.
>>140193262
Yes, because the bitchy, hateful, incompetent, useless and hopeless failure clearly isn't the beta's pick.
>>140193327
You would have to take Jamal's dick out of your mouth first, eurofag. You bowing down to mohammed's cock yet?
>>140193389
>Posting mogudan shit
>thinks he's relevant
>>140193389
This is my fetish
>>140193385
any rei is... oh yeah nothing but a toilet fucking doll devoid of any emotion or thought no different from a flesh light you fucking nigger
>>140193320
>all that projection
>>140193482
Beta faggot caring about 'emotion'. You're also the piece of shit wanting safe spaces and neutral bathrooms so you can sit down to piss
>>140193320
I don't get it she's just a teenage girl chill out. Hell the kid gave her life fighting Seele, and you try and make it into a bad thing. She busted her ass in college and trained to fight Eldritch abominations for humanity. She's cool in my book. Flawed sure, but she was friends with the class rep, and showed multiple times that she wasn't some "mean girl" type. She was a good kid and I liked her and all the Eva girls.
>>140188953
I thought Asuka died and the Asuka at the end is just a projection of Shinji's desires having nothing to do with the real girl who was already killed prior to instrumentality along with everyone else who died before that moment.
So Shiji would be the only one who resisted, the rest either became tang or died prior and Shinji alone was given a choice to reject because he was in Unit 1 at the time.
>>140193548
so you want a soulless doll that cant reply to you?
because real women are scary right?? bitch nigga
>>140193594
>Hell the kid gave her life fighting Seele
Like every other person trying to preserve the earth did. Asuka wasn't even doing it for that reason, she was fighting for her ego again. Her selfishness is the reason she got rekt time and again.
> busted her ass in college and trained to fight Eldritch abominations for humanity
Just like every nuclear-rated officer in NATO does every single day
> but she was friends with the class rep
So she's a bitch with a groupie. So what
>>140193439
Just clearing out Reifags. Unusually hostile tonight.
>>140193701
>comparing officers to fourteen year olds
Can we put you down already you hopelessly retarded faggot?
>>140188689
ALL I DO IS LOSE LOSE LOSE
>>140193657
A 'real woman' that lays a hand on me in violence is getting knocked the fuck out
Real women are intelligent, capable human beings. Asuka is a selfish, abusive harpy
>>140193701
>Just like every nuclear-rated officer in NATO does every single day
nigga you must be a special kind of stupid
Why are asukafags so edgy?
>>140193752
Asuka L Soryu, Capt. Luftwaffe.
To be fair, you're right. She didn't earn that position
>>140193645
It was actually Asuka. She was swept up into instrumentality but rejected it. The whole point of the final scene loses its meaning if she wasn't.
>>140193774
>a woman is able to physically hurt him
> he cant establish dominance on a woman
>is actually scared of being hit by a woman
you really are a bitch nigga
women have tried to hit me i just laugh off their blows and grab their arms and smile
it puts them in their place
>>140193768
NO MATTA WHAT WHAT WHAT
No one remembers her, no one
>>140189824
No anon, he's not
>>140193800
Why do Reifags spout caustic bait and get butthurt when they get shut the fuck up?
>>140193800
Like their waifu, they have no real life accomplishments, so they have to act out to hide their weakness
Asuka looks like a man that got beat with a frying pan desu
Asuka a shit.
Rei is an ugly slattern that takes the Gendong daily.
>>140193928
Because it's so easy to hook eurocuck asukafags on the trotline
>>140193972
>>140193955
>>140193933
Rei a toilet
>>140193993
There were no euro Asukafags in this thread though you retarded /int/fag wanna be.
>>140193885
Internet tough guy has never even touched a woman
>>140193995
Asukafags BTFO and resort to shitposting. Standard procedure.
>>140191360
TenTen and Ino are just bad fighters, and Hinata gets bad matchups. They're not jobbers. Shino and Shikamaru have respectable track records, as far as I can recall. Kiba rarely even fights.
You're probably right about Lee and Neji, though.
>>140194079
>being this oblivious to all the toiletfag treachery ITT
Autism, right.
>>140194082
Team Guy is all jobbers except for Guy. The only person I saw Guy job against was himself
How long do you have to step on Asuka's giraffe neck until he stops moving?
>>140194029
not every one who posts on /a/ is a NEET otaku some of us are cross board posters
/int/ /fit/ /a/ /tv/ master race
>>140194192
>>140193800
>Why are Asukafags edgy
>>140194079
>implying rei fags dont shit post more
>>140194229
>I can't handle my waifu's fetish
>>140194208
internet tough guy spends more time on 4chan than the rest combined.
sure wish i had welfare money to waste
>>140194323
This thread is testament too. Reifags just need to die.
>>140194328
>making shit up
Figures, since you think Rei is anything but a toilet.
>>140193838
Not rebuild Asuka. Real Eva Asuka. She went to college for some ambiguous science major. Said it in magma diver iirc.
>>140193645
It was really her. I remember it having to do with her not wanting to die. She saw what Shinji did to her in the hospital during instrumentality which is why she said "disgusting." It was supposed to be poetic I think. That they of all people would be stuck together, both determined to reject the lies, kind of like they were destined to be stuck together because they're the same kind of person deep down. She sees Shinji over her and chooses to stroke his cheek, an act of kindness to kind of bring closure to their conflict. We can either run away from each other (instrumentality) or we can learn to try to be together (Auska and Shinji) if it's just Shinji out there that message is lost and Shinji is just stuck in his own hell.
>>140194369
>implying i have a nice easy job were i can get paid to shit post
>what are cellphones?
>implying the military doesn't pay me to travel and do jack shit
>>140194371
Get back in the cuckshed, jorgsen, Abdul is here
>>140194423
Real eva asuka was also a luftwaffe O-3. She still didn't earn that rank, though
>>140194462
>I still think he's a yuropoor XDXDXD MUH EBIK /INT/fag BANTZ AM I COOL YET?
Fuck off.
>>140194424
>>implying the military doesn't pay me to travel and do jack shit
Found the fobbit. How's POG life
>>140194581
pretty good Grunt living that sweat life on Okinawa fucking jap bitches on the Reg
have fun pounding sand and being a Rei Fag
>>140194530
I'd imagine she did, considering she was trained to pilot a giant robot. Also veteran /k/ommandos will probably tell you pilots have to be at least O-3. So earned probably isn't the right word. She trained to pilot, and that's enough to get that rank. Just like any recruit who becomes a pilot would also be promoted to the same rank.
>>140194805
>Just like any recruit who becomes a pilot would also be promoted to the same rank.
Pilots exit flight training at 2LT all the time, moron. Asuka was literally handed every accomplishment she ever experienced, and falls apart as soon as someone else comes along and does a better job sitting in the test plug.
>>140194997
Right ahe would be O-1. Still she's piloting the most expensive war machine mankind has ever created. I don't see exactly how she was handed anything. O-3 might just be the necessary rank of someone entrusted with such a machine. It really isn't a point against her in any way. She completed the training and got the rank seems fair to me.
>>140195499
It's just a rectally inflamed Reifag.
>>140194997
I don't see how you would determine she was handed every accomplishment. She also never had a magic berserk mode or "awakening" or whatever. Her failures fucked with her because she attributed her self worth to it and she's a person with issues, so is Shinji but I don't hold that against him.
>>140195499
Because the entire program is a ruse. She doesn't need to 'train'. Shinji proved that. She is able to pilot because her mother allows her to. Shinji is such a good pilot because A)his mother allows him and B) he doesn't rely on the eva. Take the Eva away and Shinji doesn't change one bit. Take the Eva away and Asuka falls apart. Even Rei calls asuka out on this, and Asuka can't handle it
Besides, all that training is worthless when Asuka is a disastrous fool. Israfael, Magma Diver, and Arael were entirely her own fault
>>140195641
You know Rei accomplished even less until she killed everyone.
How has anyone managed to convince themselves that Asuka was anything but a shit pilot? She was complete garbage compared to Shinji and Rei.
>shit sync ratio with the eva
>can't easily and naturally sync up with Shinji like Rei can
>never accomplishes shit
>Shinji and Rei do literally all the hard work
Not to mention the fact that she spends the entire show belittling Shinji and Rei because they're better than her.
>>140195774
But that's not what happened in EoE.
>>140195706
>She also never had a magic berserk mode or "awakening" or whatever
See Evangelion, End of.
> I don't see how you would determine she was handed every accomplishment.
Because EnroNerv coddled her from day 1. Her attitude is the result of her being raised without adversity, like every millenial SJW clogging up colleges this decade
>>140195817
Beta faggots think she would treat them any differently than how she treated Shinji
>>140192807
You forgot
>wants to be a Seigi no Mikata
>dies like a bitch in every timeline
>>140195752
Nothing went wrong in those episodes. She accomplished her job inspite of the the fuck ups of Nerv, and then Shinji's berserk mom solved Arael. Irsrafael was on her sure but she was supposed to be a goofy character, she was supposed to be fun and that was supposed to be a fun episode. You don't like fun in your monster of the week shows anon?
>>140195817
>implying sync is indicative of skill whatsoever
>Rei literally handed a 1-shot weapon, Yui doing the legwork for Shinji
Your arguments fall apart every time with the least bit of scruiltiny and I'm torrd of seeing you faggots regurgitate this shit and having to repsat myself. Lurk more before posting, thanks.
>>140196088
Scrutiny even.
>>140196139
Actually there was one more. Fuck phoneposting.
>>140195752
>Take the Eva away and Asuka falls apart
Yes, but that's the entire point of her character arc.
Asuka has a very particular self-image: she is the best there is at what she does. Her entire self-worth is built upon that bedrock. Take it away -- show that the idiot Shinji is better than her at piloting EVA -- and her self-worth, her internal story, her psyche, all break down.
>>140196022
Magma Diver: She didn't accomplish anything. Shinji saved her.
Arael: She acted out in utter selfish ego, and had to be saved by Rei.
Israfael: She acted out in selfish ego again, but this time Shinji had his hands full and couldn't bail her out.
You're wrong. Rewatch the series.
>>140195830
That wasn't a berserk mode, it was oversynching. She contributes in all of their fights and then kicks the shit out of the Mass produced Evas until she gets lanced out of nowhere.
>>140196088
>implying 'skill' has any indication of combat record
Lets see...asuka killed...wait... Nothing? Wow. Gaghiel? Shinji. Sandphalon? Shinji. Shahaquiel? Rei. Arael? Rei. Asuka? zero. Rebuild had to invent the fucking drinking bird angel to give her an easymode fight so she could finally beat something.
>>140196217
And instead of self improvement, she tries to tear others down instead, interfering with the operation to preserve the world from being destroyed.
She's a selfish piece of shit.
>>140196218
She killed the fucking Angel when the harness fucked.
As for Arael had Rei been put out there first she would have had to have been bailed out. It was a crap shoot. Not here fault they didn't give her a gun with enough range.
>>140196331
>I have no concept of teamfights and I misattribute everything because I'm a butthurt Reifag
Zaraki
>>140193913
The loss to Android 18 sure as fuck made him a jobber. He didn't really do it ever again though.
>>140196463
Asuka screws up every 'team' she's in. Israfael? Asuka screws up. Arael? Asuka screws up.
>>140196427
>She killed the fucking Angel when the harness fucked.
If by 'she' you mean 'Shinji'. Shinji had to bail Asuka out. Again.
>>140196565
>Israfel
Both her and Shinji had no clue about the fissioning properties.
>Arael
See other post you mongoloid.
>>140196331
She killed Israphael, that Angel that was going to crush all of Tokyo, and was the primary party in killing the sea borne angel in Asuka strikes and the angel from magma diver.
>>140196643
>responding to an elipses using newfag
>>140196643
Israfael was the twin angel, moron. Shahaquiel is the bomb angel, and Shinji and Rei kill it. Asuka is lost during that fight.
Shinji bailed asuka out during both the ocean fight and the magma fight.
>>140196611
>Asuka successfully captures Sandalphon in a magnetic cage, but then it suddenly hatches! Although it had resembled a human embryo, the hatched Sandalphon takes on the form of the ancient Cambrian aquatic creature Anomalocaris. Misato orders the mission converted to a destroy operation. Remembering that she had lost her knife, Asuka asks Shinji to drop down his. She catches it, but it is useless against the Angel. Remembering her conversation with Shinji at the pool, Asuka rips free her coolant hose and blasts Sandalphon. The knife now does its job and the Angel is destroyed. The dying Angel breaks Asuka's support cable and she begins to descend, but Shinji makes a sudden descent into the crater in Eva-01 and rescues her.
t.Evageeks
Did you really watch the show?
>>140196950
>evageeks
you just wrote that if Shinji didn't bail her out, Asuka is fucked
>>140196781
>Shahaquiel is the bomb angel, and Shinji and Rei kill it. Asuka is lost during that fight.
Lets see
>The time comes at last. The Evas race to the impact spot, Shinji arriving first. He struggles to hold up the Angel until Rei and Asuka join him. Rei proceeds to expose Sahaquiel's core with her Progressive Knife[11], and Asuka uses her knife to stab the now vulnerable core, causing the Angel to self-destruct; another mission has been successful against tremendous odds.
Strike two.
>>140197462
>Asuka shows up last, does least amount of work after other to have to suffer, acts like solo victor in ensuing scenes
Do you enjoy being wrong?
>>140197587
>she's lost
>w-wait I meant something else!
Fuck off you elipses abusing newchild.
>>140197118
http://wiki.evageeks.org/Episode_10
http://wiki.evageeks.org/Episode_12
Read it for yourself.
>>140197587
Dude could you put down the goal posts you're messing up the grass.
>>140193800
because Asuka is edgy
>>140197720
Maybe she could've arrived on time and actually faced some hardship. No, much like all her other fights, she benefits from Shinji and Rei's competence
>>140197817
Like the other anon said, you're moving goalposts like no other, not to mention just plain wrong. We both called you out on it. Just close the tab and fuck off.
>>140197770
As edgy as Anita and Zoe
>>140197951
You called nothing. Everything Asuka does is buffered by either Shinji or Rei's actions. Shinji saves her in the ocvean, and in the volcano. Rei saves her from Arael and gives her the ability to stab the bomb angel.
>>140197817
They're a team and in no circumstance have they not functioned like one. The all played they're rolls and fought for the cause. Asuka and Unit 02 have had certainly been subjected to their fair share of strain, Magma diver and Asuka strikes being good examples. However the one that out right refutes what you said is episode 11.
>Asuka comes up with a daring plan: One Eva will be on defense and will block the acid and neutralize the Angel's A.T. Field. The backup Eva will drop to the bottom of the shaft and toss one of the guns to the offense Eva who will open fire as the defense Eva dodges back into the horizontal shaft. Rei volunteers for defense, but Asuka has reserved that role for herself and gives Rei the backup role. Shinji will be offense. The plan works perfectly and Matarael is destroyed.
Asuka volunteers to have acid poured on her.
t. Evageeks
This is also a good episode of Asuka being a stubborn ass, but she is a multifaceted character.
>>140198207
See
>>140198333
Three strikes you're out.
>>140198207
Again see previous posts you dense fuckwad. You lost. Save yourself the embarassmemt.
>>140198333
>Asuka nearly ruins the entire operation by blundering about the base totally lost until Rei forcibly takes over, then comes up with the JROTC level strategy to meatshield the angel. She only proves she's capable at getting in the way.
again, posting evageeks.
>>140198447
lost what? Your examples are nothing but Asuka fucking up and getting bailed out by superior associates. Everything she does hinders NERV's efforts.
>>140196520
That's nothing comparing to how Gohan is right now
>>140198386
>Asuka nearly ruins the entire operation by blundering about the base totally lost until Rei forcibly takes over, then comes up with the JROTC level strategy to meatshield the angel. She only proves she's capable at getting in the way.
>>140198581
You can't be a jobber if you don't look strong in the first place. Gohan hasn't looked strong since Cell games.
Vegeta losing to 18 was big. He trained a shitload and got to Super Saiyan, and he got beat down by an Android created by a Red Ribbon guy.
>>140198463
>>140198590
If you're gonna samefag at least don't repeat yourself. Asuka blundered about because she started as a lighthearted character in a monster of the week show she can be an ass it's funny. She developed a strategy when the chips were down and helped save the day.
She's a valuable member of the Eva team and helped make the show worth watching.
>JROTC
Are you seriously questioning the complexity of the strategy in anime.
>>140198551
Fuck off you samefagging retard.
the tissue box...
kaiji whyy
>>140198551
Working as a team = getting bailed out
t. anon
>>140199081
>If you're gonna samefag at least don't repeat yourself.
responding to two different morons sounding off in the same echo chamber isn't samefagging, retard.
Asuka only got to contribute because Rei ensured they got there before Matarel destroyed everything. Something Asuka failed to do
What's going on in this thread
>>140199165
Kaiji is a true gambler.
Thats why
>rad as fuck
>"dies" early on
>doesn't come back until two episodes before season ends, but man is it cool when he does
>does nothing worthwhile at all after that
>dies again
Everyone in Melancholy outside of Haruhi Suzumiya is a jobber.
>>140199081
>>140199153
Samefag
>>140194805
>Also veteran /k/ommandos will probably tell you pilots have to be at least O-3
That's wrong, at least for the airforce, I'm literally in a fighter squadron and there are a few 1Lt pilots and weapon officers.
>>140189824
The prince of jobbers.
>>140201138
Read the thread
Also
>I'm literally in a fighter squadron
Yeah and I'm the president. Man Reifsags are sad.
>>140199953
And then Asuka thought of a plan to kill the angel, team work.
>>140188689
ITT: Reifags BTFO.
>>140202481
asuka fags on damage control
>>140188689
Look, we all know Asuka is shit, but your pushing it a little far, mate. Why even bother baiting the Asukafags? nothing worthwhile ever comes out of it, just toilets and misery.
>>140201284
Stop
>>140202651
But he's not wrong, Asuka contributes and helps the team despite being a tsun~ and an ass, getting fucked up and losing confidence was part of her arch, the same way Rei being aimless and trying to develop a sense of self was, and Shinji being afraid was. They were just kids, and fucked up kids at that.
>>140202928
Rei was a no one to be proud of. She could have done anything and she decided to turn everyone into tang, she had her reasons but she was a sinner and a fool just like everyone else. I might be arguing against the hardcore Reifags but don't get me wrong I resent all the waifufags. The Eva pilots are great characters but as people they were deeply broken, selfish, and confused. Asuka's my favorite because I like her anger. I like angry characters especially when they're done well. I find guys like pic related extremely entertaining. That being said people take their resentment to excessive extents that exceed the narrative of the show. As I proved if you read the thread.
