this is your healer tonight
>A shit healer who is still a noob after years of playing
Would not invite into party/10
Sexual healer?
>>140152892
Having someone's girlfriend as the group's healer is the most damaging thing you can do.
No thanks I have lifesteal.
>>140152892
She can heal my dick
>>140153250
She'll end up chatting with the two other dudes in the room while you dick goes limp, untouched, and forgotten.
>>140152892
ako is perfection
>>140152892
Mentally retarded, annoying. clingy healer leeching off better players who are forced to carry and tolerate her uselessness. I would have kicked her out ages ago.
why is she so fucking fat?
I don't get why she gets so much hate, do you have your taste buds inside your ass?
>>140153462
She's not fat. She's just thick.
>>140153524
>do you have your tastebuds in her ass?
I wish
>>140153462
HEALTHY
Good DPS > bad healer
>>140153462
when will this fat meme stop?
>>140153462
She's big boned and have extra meat on her.
>>140153462
get a bigger dick, then you won't be scared of your dick popping out constantly while trying to fuck big ass hard and fast, and while fucking girls sideways in bed any more.
![[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.50_[2016.04.14_12.56.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EL2Z3rf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.50_[2016.04.14_12.56.05].jpg")
>>140153811
Best boy and girl.
What does she mean by this?
>>140153462
HIGH TEST
I can't wait for rape doujins of her where she's forced to have sex in front of Rusian and her mind is totally destroyed.
>>140153117
She's his wife, not girlfriend.
B-but I thought I was the party's healer
>>140153942
Yeah, I love how they did that scene. Quite suave.
>>140153455
>Mentally retarded, annoying. clingy healer
+yandere, otaku, probably fujoshi too
>>140153811
>tfw tank with self-heals
fuck parties tbph
>>140153462
Someone post that
>THIIICCKKK
Comic for me
Literally me.
>>140152892
>"Girl gamers"
![[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.04_[2016.04.14_16.58.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zB3n4Zz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.04_[2016.04.14_16.58.35].jpg")
>>140153462
>Fat
Anyone here know the feel of being the best DPS in your group but no one gives a dick
>>140152892
I want tobecomethat healer.
>>140155181
I know the feel of being a shit healer but people are so nice that it makes me feel bad because I feel like they think an retarded and this worries me more than the being a bad healer part.
>>140155089
>Voluntarily missing out on group -exclusive content.
>Being surplus to party requirements, hence no invites.
>Can't maintain aggro due to having spent skill points on healing.
Whatever you say, bro.
>>140152892
I want to marry this healer
>>140155181
>be DPS
>practically carry your shitter party through a dungeon
>last boss
>everyone else wipes because shit tank and heals and no one else knows the mechanics
>I kite and kill the boss solo without taking a single hit
>resurrect healer, so everyone can get their loot
>"good job guys"
>"good party"
>"nice heals"
>"bye"
Worship me you mongrels
>>140155232
Don't worry I'd call you trash if you were healing and yes people probably do think you're a retard. Or, a Girl.
>>140155543
>able to kite boss without taking a hit long enough to finish the fight because there's only the very last inkling of health
>easy ass game when a DPS could kite the boss for what is effectively the entire fight without taking a hit
Pick one.
>>140155926
>Not being skilled enough to kite bosses
How bad?
>>140153811
>Bad DPS either gets self killed or deosn't pull weight
>Bad Healer gets multiple people killed and strains other healers mor, if not outright wiping the fight
Wow. Brilliant professor. No one ever knew that before just now.
>>140155237
>I'll take "What is a Blood Death Knight, Prot Paladin, Drunken Monk and everything that isn't a warrior for $500, Alex."
And that's only one game. Stay scrub looking at your keyboard to keep your DPS rotation, scrub.
>>140155960
If you can't kite, you suck no matter the class/game, but this guy is giving no real proof of doing anything spectacular. If he was really good he would have told his party how to do the fights instead of acting like an elitist piece of shit. He had to learn somehow, too.
But that's what most DPS do: Act like they're the best thing ever and don't contribute to a team effort. Size of DPS Bar > Clearing Content.
>>140153524
/a/ does.
>>140156061
>If he was really good he would have told his party how to do the fights instead of acting like an elitist piece of shit
Being told how to do something in theory doesn't mean they'd be able to do it immediately in practice too. The other players should respect the time and effort spent to mastering the mechanics.
>>140155960
Oh and if you're saying i'm bad because I can't kite, i'm not the one bragging on a boss that's so easy anyone can just kite it around and not take a single tick of damage.
It's fine, we'll all believe your make believe story where you never took a single hp of damage soloing a "worthwhile" boss fight.
>>140155173
>those lips
Slut
>>140156123
there's way too many variables, though you are generally right. Depending where the boss is in the game and how many times the mechanics has been used on other bosses for instance.
Most MMO-Players are in it for their e-peen though and will rage at the simplest things because someone is not as 'good; as them. Most of the actually good ones are a combination of sensible and "Stop fucking around you stupid piece of shit or i'll replace you." If they can't get a simple concept after ample tries and you've been patient, they're the assholes for wasting your time.
>>140156862
>actual good ones
>implying they didn't exploit the living shit out of bugs while modding the forums screaming hacks are bad
You hit the nail about e-peen. You can't play any fucking mmo without that one retard going full hotpockets after you outclass him despite being in an inferior class/using a shitty weapon.
>>140152892
Looks like i'm fucked.
>>140155543
>not being the manly as fuck tank no selling attacks that would oneshot the other twinks on your team while they stay behind like little bitches, basically carrying them
look at this faggot
>>140152892
I'm a self healing tank, I'll be fine.
>>140152892
ARTIST = GOD
>>140152892
HEAL THE FUCKING TANK GODDAMMIT.
> /quitparty
>>140152892
She can heal the swelling in my pants every day.
>not being the tank and getting "healed" by 10/10 sweet pieces of ass every raid
pathetic
>>140155960
let me tell you a secret
If one person can kite boss so much they can kill him without taking a single instance of damage the game is shit.
>>140158400
I don't think any popular RPG game has these problems otherwise it wouldn't be popular in the first place.
So I'm guessing he's playing some obscure shit.
>>140153462
She's just thick.
>>140152892
What MMO does /a/ play?I just want to waste time while waiting for muh animu
>>140158504
I don't play MMO, I play ASSFAGGOTS scrub.
>>140153946
It isn't obvious?
>>140158527
>implying she isn't forced to heal me when I'm the tank
nice try
>>140158043
99% of tanks in MMOs are total shitters who think they're playing a DPS in heavy armor and get carried by everyone else.
And the remaining 1% are egomaniacs, who think they're hot shit just because their team doesn't die.
>>140158589
>And the remaining 1% are egomaniacs, who think they're hot shit just because their team doesn't die
But they are right though? If you weren't sucking that tank's dick you would end up getting pounded by raid bosses DPSfag.
>>140158638
Yeah, right. If everyone else in the team is semi-competent, the party can make it easily even without a tank. In such situations they just fall under the illusion that success was all their doing.
>>140158355
>not carrying her for the ERP
>>140158694
>not needing a tank for raid bosses
Sounds like a shit MMO
>>140158742
This is every MMO these days.
>F2P at launch or shortly after
>create new OP classes to draw in casuals
>make dungeons piss easy for instant gratification
>>140152892
fapped on this at work
I cummed so hard
>>140158771
>40 man raid never again
it's pretty sad desu senpai
>>140158694
You shouldn't be able to beat a raid boss without a tank unless you outgear/outlevel the encounter by a large extent or the MMO is severely unbalanced and shit as a result. What's the point of having the tanking role if it's unneeded?
Did MMO's really degrade to that extent over the years?
>>140158504I started Elder Scrolls Online a month ago, I've been having fun
>>140158589
tfw have to heal a tank that has tanking talents but for some reason decides to tank in DPS gear
squishy af
>>140158775
Did you get promoted?
>>140153462
Ask Hisasi, not us.
>>140152892
Ask and ye shall receive /a/ here's a doujin of both spirals from hundred and ako.
>>140159262
This show will not have any good doujin
>>140159262
Shit i forgot to add the link... https://hitomi.la/galleries/924440.html
>>140153117
Had an entire guild on TERA collapse because of an exact same situation, everybody got pissy because of the healer being shit and her boyfriend argued a fuck ton and got half the guild to leave. Then everyone left.
>fucking normies ruining my escapism
>>140159336
No i'd just blame your fucking GM or officers for being trash.
>>140152892
>you will never cuddle with 2d girl like this
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
So do we all at least agree that Paladin and paladin-alikes are the best classes?
>tank
>self-heal
>holy magic
>purges xeno scum
>best armors in the game
How can other classes even compete?
>>140159133
Did it in the toilet, nobody saw me
>>140159372
GM was trash as well, he managed to get every single person (including myself) to hate him in 3 days. Given that the guild was basically built around him it says leaps and bounds about him.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>140159420
Fuck that egotistical trash, i'd just take all the dissenters withdraw whatever we can from the Gbank and start our own guild, with black jack and hookers.
I hate anime like this. It reminds me that reality sucks and I can only turn to escapism like this.
>>140158829
Was there ever a game where you couldn't beat a raid boss without specific classes? If something is too hard for the best players to clear without appropriate party members and strategies, then you can be sure the majority of the playerbase can't clear it at all, no matter what.
How do you anons feel about aggressive healersin both playstyle and personality.
>>140159457
>everyone server transfers
>too poor to transfer
>makes new char on their server
>they all joined the top 2 guilds
>doesn't want any guild drama
>mfw 12 hours daily for past 3 months and all my internet friends leave me
I am surprised she can talk to boys, even her crush considering how far off she was.
I like Watamote because she was autistic but acted like a girl that is realistic.
>>140159450
that art
please make me 2d
>>140159517
>wateamote
>realstic
pick one.
No seriously, the plot of watamote is about as believable as this, she was just a stereotypical fujoshit but filtered enough for otakos to relate and like.
>>140159508
It's alright anon, you can do it.>tfw never made any friend in mmo because I like trash builds
>>140159508
This is why you shouldn't bother trying to make friends.
>>140159504thats all i play.
its that or some off-build or some off-profession mixture.
I cant be exclusive to one thing ever
>>140159584
Now you're obligated to share your steam/skype/something and become my pocket healer slut
>>140159517
>Watamote
>Realistic
You're like those tumblrites that think only fat bodies are realistic.
>>140152892
Get some better fucking gear, that shit is at least 10 levels below this encounter, Jesus Fucking Christ. The rogue would heal better than this.
>>140159646
I don't want to be a slut, though healer is fine.Can't afford any sub until June since I need to pay school fees in May anyways
>Play MMORPG
>Too autistic to know how to interact with people
>Solo forever
>>140159574
Maybe realistic was the wrong word. It added some depth to the character. She was in her own little world but still acted like a girl around handsome guys, which was cute.
>>140159714
Naw tumblr is cancer. Watemote is strictly better because she comes off as more authentic than Ako.
>>140159821
Wait a minute. How? You are typing in comment box, how are you too autistic to not even do that? I can understand not talking with people face to face but in chat as well? Jesus.
Autism must suck huh?
>>140159797
>Can't afford any sub
Tera's free? Add me mate
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198282015333/
>>140159504
Like backseat drivers. I wish they would shut up.
>need to level provisioning/cooking
>only cooking spot in the capital is in the inn
>enter
>people in outfits around the bar
>RP consisting of 3rd-person emotes, 'classy' one-sided conversations with NPC's, 'deep' comments about random things including words the common man wouldn't dare use in generic conversation
>on a friday evening nonetheless
The irony was not lost on me, yet I felt different things.
>>140159845
Ako being so clingy is not far from realistic too, there are girls like that in real life, that you haven't met any like Ako doesn't changes the fact.
>>140159900
Not like I can blame you for using a meme account
>One chance at life
> Born as a 3DPD
Why
>>140159508
>dumb frog
>facebook filename
When cancer combines.
You might be reborn as a 2D loli vampire, don't give up hope /a/non
>>140161668
I want a 2D loli vampire.
>>140153462
>>140152892
I don't play MMOs.
>>140152892
>being a healer
>hurting my dick
>mfw had a horrible dps who didn't know what they were doing.
>was a catgirl MNK, wouldn't dps the adds/spears so we kept blowing up.
I'm certain that that was an actual girl who didn't know how to play their class even though they made it to max level.
Is it sexist to say that genuine girl players aren't good mmo players? Or am I committing a hasty generalization?
>>140162926
Women are pretty bad at videogames in general I think.
>>140162926
Majority of them are awful tier, third rotation material, like the people you only call if you have exhausted all other options and even then you're considering running that 25-man with only 24 player but the bitch e-boyfriend is there so she's getting invited anyways.
>>140162926
Nope had a female priest (of course she plays a healer class) she got carried for most of the fights and when i was out healing her when i was 30 ilvls below her, shit was crisp.
>>140162926
/v/ please leave.
>>140163138
Woah you have other interests than anime!? we cannot possibly share the same intellectual space.
Kys
>>140163177
Fuck off back to /v/ you retarded newfag-
>>140155979
If the game has DPS checks, bad DPS can get multiple people killed too. From my experience, I get wipes more often from DPS being bad than healer being bad.
>>140162926
I tend to find they are either really good at the game or god awful at the game
>>140163224
I play video games but i've never been on /v/ anyway, my point still stands, your still a fucking faggot if you don't think an individual is capable of having more than one interest.
>>140162926
It's a generalization but it's true. Girls don't care to improve as long as people tell them they're good an give them lots of attention. So as long as they have some whiteknight faggot sucking their dick they're going to continue to be shit. 2D girls on the other hand strive for perfection.
>>140163277
I never said an individual isn't capable of having more than one interest. You blogging about your shitty vidya on /a/ is absolutely fucking retarded. Now fuck off, newshit.
>>140152892
Welp time to play some single player vidya
>thread full of blogging
It's only been two episodes
>>140162926
>Is it sexist to say that genuine girl players aren't good mmo players?
Even if it is, who gives a shit paying attention if something is sexist? Woman are god aweful in everything they do. Their only right of existence is their cunt and the ability to bear children.
>>140163733
I haven't even seen them yetbecause I'm too busy with my american mmo'sI was hoping I could find a cute screenshots to trick me into watching but I got distracted with blogging, sorry anon.
>>140152892
she can't heal my broken heart
however she can cure my raging rectal inferno from my roids
>>140162926
Our main emp breaker was the DM's sister and she was probably the best we had.
A lot of girls are good players, but you don't notice them because they don't feel a pathological need to announce their gender every other minute. The shitty "girl gamer" players are a minority, but they are also loud and annoying so people only notice them.
>>140163474
None blogged about shit, some guy talked about how he thought that girls sucked at vidya, all we did was share personal anecdotes with him as to that effect. None started a vidya thread. its within the context of the discussion of the stereotype, furthermore eat dick you huge faggot.
>>140163733
You haven't even seen half the shitposting if you think this thread is bad.
>>140151274
![mpv-0001-[Merchant] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02-00_05_38.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DVHX9vD.jpg "mpv-0001-[Merchant] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 02-00_05_38.jpg")
>you will never steal someone's husband
Doesn't look like an Elezen WHM so no.
>>140164894
>Kissanime screen shot
I'd rather not.
>>140165002
And still up after 10 hours.
>my bad-self
Is that the best way to translate ore-sama?
I badly want a clingy yandere of my own.
>>140165158
Until she shivs you in the stomach for being paranoid and thinking you cheated.
>>140152892
Bitch better be able to fix my fucked up shin
Why doesn't she wear a skirt, or shorts, or anything?
>>140165311
Because ingame equipment
>>140154143
That makes it worse anon
Might as well not play since she is the epiphany of a shitter.
The only reason why I would stand by her side the entire dungeon is so that I could get the pussy.
>>140165637
She just takes it easy and as fun.
>>140152892
To be fair, the other two girls aren't helping by constantly distracting her mid-combat
>>140153462
red beans and rice didn't miss her
More of Ako's backstory.
>>140153117
Disregarding the fact that this girl is the best grill of the season...
Most of the guild drama comes from girls with boyfriends and whatnot. It's annoying to carry some scrub casual girl through a raid when she's only there because her boyfriend happens to be an expert dps. I was a class officer for healers in a game and I constantly had to manage girls who had/could play 2 of the 5 needed specs in PvE. That's bullshit.
>>140159450
I want to lick her asscrack.
>>140152892
Even Aqua is better than her
>>140166949
I want to make her "orgasm" anally.
>>140167561
>anal sex with Ako
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>140155543
>I kite and kill the boss solo without taking a single hit
Why are you lying on a Vietnamese wood carving imageboard, Anon?
ａｓ ａ ｓｅｌｆ ｈａｔｉｎｇ ヒッキニート ｔｈｉｓ ｃａｒｔｏｏｎ ｔｒｉｇｇｅｒｓ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｋ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｍｅ
>>140167658
why
>>140167944
It's okay anon let's suffer together all season.
>>140167561
Get in line
I had to filter this thread because my dick went hard everytime I saw this pic while browsing
>>140168186
Go fap to Hisasi's porn then.
Same face and same body proportion.
>>140167561
HOW CAN A HIKKI HAVE THIS BODY
>>140162926
>trying to get young sisters into video games
They suck. I don't see passion or acomplishment in their playing. The meme is real. Girls just don't care.
>>140167561
Fucking fatty.
>>140167944
>ヒッキニート
If you insist on using kana, at least do it right.
>>140158504
LotRO, comfiest MMO ever.
Also going on 9 years old, probably dead before 2020>tfw no other games will let me kill monster and heal friends with bagpipes
>>140168250
thanks senpai
>>140164946
good!
husbands are not for stealing.
>>140167932
When you know an enemy's patterns, going no damage takes just patience and a bit of luck. Noobs have neither
