What would you do in this situation?
>>139967327
Call an uber
Cut off her hands
>>139967327
Take them back to their house
two girls
at the same time
post more konchiki links
Generous head patting.
>>139967341
Fuck off.
>>139967483
this guy is on the up and up.
"Take me back to my house"
Alright
>"Yeah I'll take you back"
>Pick her up and carry her to the car
>shes blushing and hoping nobody sees us
>go inside and get her bag
>bring it to her
>start the car up and turn on thecool air
>take a nice calm drive without saying much
>get to her home
>its late
>pick her up with bag
>carry her to her room
>lay her down
>"Is there anything else you would like?"
>She's speechless
>turn around and make my way out
>hand is grabbed
>shes standing thereholding your hand
>"I-I..."
>lock eyes with her
>"I wantyou"
How are you feeling anons? You feeling okay?
Take her back home and hope I find a boy next time.
>>139967683
>How are you feeling anons? You feeling okay?
NO
>>139967777
them quads
good god
>>139967327
Drive her back to her house. Track girls aren't always that cute anon. What sucks is when they start talking on the ride home. Been in this situation more times than I can count.
>>139967327
Why are tanned tomboys the best thing ever?
>>139967327
For the future anons reading this thread in the archive, sauce is Run Girl Run.
And for the faggy faggot who will reply to this post with an insult, fuck you too shitface.
>>139967916
I could ask my buddy. she tried tanning for a bit and i loved it, though ever since she gret her hair long she stopped tanning and has lost the fun tomboy aspect of life.
Feels bad man
>>139967799
Who0 the fuck cares about quads retard? Fuck off.
>>139967961
>And for the faggy faggot who will reply to this post with an insult, fuck you too shitface.
youre beautiful, not fuck me
>tomboy
>flat chest
>tanlines
Um...run away from this fucking monstrosity? Didn't think it was possible but that's literally all the worst fetishes packed into a single girl.
>>139967683
B-But Anon,in our delicious 3d world they never grab your hand.Unless they're drunk.
>>139968022
youre right, they grab yourshoulder
>>139968000
savage
>>139967327
Well, she looks hurt, so there is only one thing to do...
SHE HAS TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>139967777
>>139967799
>>139967966
>>139968000
>>139967979
>>139968022
>>139968444
look at these digits
ask for the link
>>139968668
As expected of sourcefags. Truly the epitome of stupidity.
>>139968189
And then give you aheadbutt.
>>139967327
lick her clit
Force her to eat eggs
>>139968772
>she sparrs with you until you lose and she throws you onto the bed
>>139968668
Not on sadpanda anymore sadly, good luck anon
>>139967683
EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>139968883
well whatevs I don't care that much
>>139968014
What's it feel like being a homosexual?
>>139968889
i prefer my eggsfertilized
>>139968910
>whatevs
What the fuck.
>>139968970
whaevs bruv
>>139968668
It was in one of the Last Order comics
>>139967683
that shit is cute, gonna reverse search it- oh god
>>139967327
M-May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
>>139969013
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>139967683
Cont
>her eyes are tearing up
>"PLEASE STAY THE NIGHT!"
>you agree but ask if you can return home for some clothes
>"Y-YOU CAN USE MINE! We're the same body type after all..."
>decide to take a shower
>water is warm and steamy
>"A-anon? I need to use the bathroom... Can I come in?"
>there's no reason why she cant - shower glass is frosted so it's all good
>"Just needed to change into something more fitting."
>the glass door slides open
Should I keep going anons?
>>139969063
CHEX
>>139969080
r u havin a giggle mate swear on me mum imma smack ya rite in the gobba
>>139969120
Please anon butif this is some shrek meme I'll kill you.
>>139968829
>>139969073
What's with all the eggs? Are you all are identifying her with Tsuyu from BnHA?
>>139969219SOM-BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Give me a sec I need to find a tomboy pic before i continue it. im dangerously low on these for some reason
>>139969204
theres no "maybe". its yes or no. if youre on the border of mexico and US and youre hopping that shit is it also a maybe?
>>139967961
Thanks mate. Tried all the usual search engines with no result, and I don't do secret club.
I just want to read a non-h manga about a tomboy that isn't harem shit. Why are they so hard to find.life is suffering
>>139969220
Its a meme
>>139969276
maybe?
>>139969368
suzuka I guess... but you'll hate your fucking life because of how fucking unlikeable that girl is (and it is a love triangle anyway)
>>139969407
I will never read anything from that author again
>>139967327
>Call a Cab
>Ride with her
>Help her get to her bed
>Assist in any way I can
>ogle her ass every chance I get
>Go home
>>139969457
Why not just cut the bullshit and rape her, anon?
>>139969120
Cont
>she steps into the shower with you
>shes hiding her bits as best as she can
>"Do you mind if I join you?"
>no words come out and you nod
>she lets down her arms
>"Don't stare at em. Not like you like flat chests anyway..."
>you grab the soap barit slips out of your hand and you fumble trying to catch it in the air
>the soap is on the shower floor
>while stumbling about to not slip you feel a force push you to the wall of the shower
>"Not used to seeing yourChildhood friendto bare are you?"
More?i need more tomboys. help
>>139969368
I could be actually trying here and making good shit, but instead im making a shit version of what i could type. I just wish i could draw this shit and id be making some amount of money more than i already do
>>139969407
>this fucking guy
Pablo please
>>139969483
its about to get rapey if you dont pipe down mister
>>139969533
"to" should be "so"
fuck my ass
>>139969533
>I could be actually trying here and making good shit, but instead im making a shit version of what i could type. I just wish i could draw this shit and id be making some amount of money more than i already do
Why not get someone to draw for you, or if you can't, make a wn.
>>139969483
BAD ANON
BAD
Go sit in the Naughty Corner
>>139969609
because im lazy. that and to get the people i know to draw this shit would cost money and i dont want to shell out to them too much
besides whats the likelyhood theyd like it?ive sent some stuff for critique and all i got back was "this is steamy" and forehead patting
>>139969651
That's why I said wn. If it gains steam then you'll be able to make a manga, maybe even an anime at some point. Just look at how popular shield hero got.
>>139969746
not the anon thats typing that shit but whats wn? I'd be interested to know where i can go with my trash
>>139969782
written novel I guess? technically a LN
>>139969782
>>139969836
web novel
>>139969782
Web novel. It's literally a novel that's published on the Internet
>>139968873
And then sheleaves, never to return.
>>139969220
Girls need to replenish their egg supplies. Didn't you learn this is sex ed?
>>139967327
Take her home.
>>139968918
>homosexual
WUT
more like paedophile
Writefag here
Tomboys are awesome
Whats the best type of tomboy?
Science will ensue.
>>139970482
Don't worry you can keep all the shitty moeblobs, Anon.
>>139967327
Take her home and pat her head.
>>139969120
>roomwear
oh god my dick
>>139967683
Is that a silent voice?
>>139967327
Take him home.
>>139967327
I-I don't have a car...nor a motorbike.
>I loudly exhale as I wish I had bought one
I have..an old bicycle, though.
>"It's really cliche to ride a girl on a bike like that...and she's a manly girl, she'll probably get mad at me for treating her like some kid"
>>139970492yandere
>>139973502
put her on your back
>>139967683
>not doing the first move yourself
beta faggot detected
>while she on the bed, sit by her side and slowly caress her leg and hold her hand
>look into her eyes and keep getting closer
>after a long and passionate kiis you whisper on her ear:
>"you smell bad take a bath or I wont fuck you"
>while she is taking a shower, call your friend robert and date him instead
woman are for faggots
>>139974575
>put her on your back
>not just princess carrying her home
>>139967393
Two girls at the same time?
That's what you would do if you could do anything?
>>139967683
How do you have a car if you're a Japanese high schooler?
What are you doing in a high school infirmary if you aren't?
Immersion ruined, shit fanfic, I'll go read the real thing.
>>139967327
Time for eggs i guess
>>139976030
Are high schoolers having cars only a thing in the u.s?
>>139967327
i'd just take her back to her house
gg
>>139969368
Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko, you're welcome.
>>139967683
>things that will never happen to you.
>>139978595
It's a harem.
>>139978477
Yes. You have to be 18 to get the license in Japan and cars are only viable transport if you're out in the country.
>>139978681
No it isn't, you have to be retarded to think that.
>>139978681
Where is harem, anon? Only Tomo is genuinely interested in Kubota, Misuzu hates him and Carol is an airhead.
>>139967327
>>139969027
>>139968747
Could I at least get a website to look on that would narrow it down? I checked panda and found nothing.
>>139978595
There's a daily tomo thread so it's kinda hard to have missed that one.
>>139967327
I would fuck her.
There is literally nothing more you can say.
>>139978770
Everybody is in love with Tomo. She's the one with the harem.
>>139978897
Run Girl Run
>>139979590
>>139979630
I like to think they'll pay it forward and that will make /a/ a better place.
RAEP
>>139979590
Thank you so fucking much anon.
I've never understood why sparing half a minute of your own time to tell someone something is forbidden here.
>>139979930
Elitism weeds out the week and normal.
>>139967327
Tell her to ask a strong senpai to help her go home.
>>139979930
half a minute times 100 million retards who don't know what google is is a lot of time, anon
>>139967777
>Mine Mura
>dem quads
>>139979984
>week
>>139979665
There isn't a single time where spoonfeeding ever worked out well. Tell them to use the search function or just IGNORE THEM.
>>139967327
Your wounds are already healed. Grab some taxi!
See you tomorrow!
>>139967327
>1 unre
Who was it?
Tell her to go back where she came from and wait for a real tomboy to show up
One with light skin and huge boobs
>>139967327
light scolding followed by head patting followed byhand holdingfollowed bysex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreationfollowed bymarriage
>>139980790
great
>>139980101
Maybe she secretly thinks you're strong, senpai?
>>139981838
Or she just secretly has feelings to senpai?
>>139980349
>implying the search function works flawlessly
>>139980194
Google doesn't turn up jack shit when I search. If it did, I wouldn't have asked.
>>139973317
>him
Hello
>>139982321
Yeah it's the new thing, post a cropped sadpanda pic, let people ask for source and respond hurr durr lurk moar, use tags to find it
