You must now explain sex to Shirou

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You must now explain sex to Shirou 2016-04-09 01:52:26 Post No. 139831635
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You must now explain sex to Shirou Anonymous 2016-04-09 01:52:26 Post No. 139831635 [Report]

What do?
~~Nightmare mode: no sword analogies~~

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:09:13 Post No.139832434
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:09:13 Post No.139832434 [Report]

>>139831635
Babies are brought in by a dragon, but to make a collect call you must resonate with a woman by inserting your key into their mana slot, then constantly tweek 2 antenna mounds to communicate with the dragon.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:10:39 Post No.139832497
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:10:39 Post No.139832497 [Report]

>>139831635
stick p0n0s in vagoo

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:12:47 Post No.139832599
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:12:47 Post No.139832599 [Report]

>>139831635
You take your pee pistol and put it in the woman's baby chamber. The baby chamber is located below the woman's pee pouch.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:13:11 Post No.139832625
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:13:11 Post No.139832625 [Report]

Counting posts until the inevitable ~~Jam it in!~~ meme.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:18:45 Post No.139832882
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:18:45 Post No.139832882 [Report]

Rape him.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:22:04 Post No.139833080
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 02:22:04 Post No.139833080 [Report]

A CGI dragon bites your arm off.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:01:47 Post No.139834924
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:01:47 Post No.139834924 [Report]

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We did that years ago

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:33:35 Post No.139836645
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:33:35 Post No.139836645 [Report]

>>139832434
this is the only correct answer

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:37:13 Post No.139836837
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:37:13 Post No.139836837 [Report]

Shirou has probably had more sex than half the people on /a/.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:50:24 Post No.139837570
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 03:50:24 Post No.139837570 [Report]

>>139836837
>half

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 04:21:22 Post No.139839133
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 04:21:22 Post No.139839133 [Report]

>>139831635
draw a picture

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 05:04:04 Post No.139841088
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 05:04:04 Post No.139841088 [Report]

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Benis in bajina :DDDD

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 06:18:47 Post No.139844004
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 06:18:47 Post No.139844004 [Report]

>>139831635
Just let the girl do everything, and you just watch and learn. You'll like it if you aren't a faggot.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 07:13:26 Post No.139845950
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 07:13:26 Post No.139845950 [Report]

Tell him to perform a strengthening spell on himself and initiate a mana transfer

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 08:17:46 Post No.139847736
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 08:17:46 Post No.139847736 [Report]

>>139834924
>cap of a post before 2008
Been a while.

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Anonymous 2016-04-09 08:37:10 Post No.139848139
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Anonymous 2016-04-09 08:37:10 Post No.139848139 [Report]

>>139836837
>Shirou has probably had more sex than 90% of the people on /a/.
FTFY