>Harem anime
>Main guy is a warm, heroic-minded guy enrolling at magical academy #524
>Bonus points if he has a special power that goes on cooldown
>Super bonus points if he is addicted to unzipping his katana and hardly ever knows any other role or style of combat
>Always the same girl team every time
>Primary love interest is almost always Tsundere
>Bonus points for traumatic backstory
>Secondary love is almost always Kuudere or just plain boring
>Bonus points for ultra powerful because le mystical
>Lecher that sexually teases the hero
>Bonus points if the lecher is informative or is high-ranking
>That one foreign girl who is always blonde hair blue eyes
>That one arrogant piece of shit with a family name from some german royalty.
>Bad guys always have a massive superiority complex to nail home the impression that they are senselessly evil and obviously in the wrong.
Where did it all go so fucking exactly the same?
If you don't like it, why do you keep watching it?
>>139699477
It's been like that since time immemorial, a stand alone complex, copies with no original.
>protag transfers to a magic school
>either known as weak or strong at the start
>something happens
>girl challenges MC to a duel
>protag weapon is a sword every fucking time
why
why do they do this
>That one scene where main character trips on nothing and falls face first into some slapstick girl's titties
>That one scene where main character ends up in a female bathhouse
>That one episode dedicated to gimmicks and the girls taking turns with him doing something silly
I haven't begun on Hundred yet, how accurate is this?
>>139699733
Everything but cooldown and primary Tsundere
>>139699477
>Harem anime
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?
>>139699880
Something that doesn't pander to 16 year old masturbating japanese boys
a.k.a. the impossible
>>139699979
I don't know, have you tried something other than "Harem anime"?
>>139699477
This is most definitely, Bahamut.
I'm reading Magika and it's making me like all that terrible shit.
Too bad there's no anime.
>>139699477
When you kept watching it.
we need this thread every day so we can finally become redditumblist
>>139700257
or Gakuen 35, or Infinite Stratos, or DxD, or Shinmai Maou, or every single harem really.
>>139701280
How does it work for Tenchi?
>"weak" self-insert MC turns out to be the chosen one/strongest for no particular reason
>shitty fanservice
>muh tragedy
>senseless waifu pandering
>MC's bro characters are way cooler and more interesting but are not the MC so they are forgotten
>antagonist is too powerful and loses because of arbitrary reasons
>timeskips that ruin the pace of the story
Why is Gurren Lagann so shit?
Pic unrelated
>>139699623
>>protag weapon is a sword every fucking time
Let me guess: because girl has no proper amor, so it's just easier to slash her.
The Japanese are terrible with originality, and fear trying anything different or unique due to their highly rigid society. They also cater to a small group of socially repressed morons that like to see the same thing over and over in a slightly different way so that they can Self Insert (TM) into the MC and pretend that they aren't such useless fucking losers abandoned by their uncaring society.
Also stop watching harems, they are objectively shit. The only one I've ever enjoyed was Monogatari, and calling that "good" is still a stretch of the definition.
>>139699477
>Harem anime
>Main guy is a warm, heroic-minded guy enrolling at magical academy #524
Kirito is none of those and doesn't go to school.
>Bonus points if he has a special power that goes on cooldown
Dual-wielding isn't on a cooldown
>Super bonus points if he is addicted to unzipping his katana and hardly ever knows any other role or style of combat
Doesn't even use the <<Katana>> style in SAO
>Always the same girl team every time
He goes solo every time.
>Primary love interest is almost always Tsundere
Asuna isn't a tsundere.
>Bonus points for traumatic backstory
She actually had a really normal upbringing.
>Secondary love is almost always Kuudere or just plain boring
None of the other love interests were any of that.
>Bonus points for ultra powerful because le mystical
N/A
>Lecher that sexually teases the hero
Nobody sexually teases Kirito
>Bonus points if the lecher is informative or is high-ranking
N/A
>That one foreign girl who is always blonde hair blue eyes
No foreign girls in SAO
>That one arrogant piece of shit with a family name from some german royalty.
Had none of that.
>Bad guys always have a massive superiority complex to nail home the impression that they are senselessly evil and obviously in the wrong.
That only happened in later arcs, first arc had a pretty chill Villain.
SAO confirmed for best harem.
>>139701818
Nice, I see what you did
>>139701818
First good bait I've seen in a year.
Good on you, Anon.
>primary love interest is a bland "pure" girl with a flat personality
>MC has literally an entire cast of better girls to pick
>always goes with shit girl every single time
>Story about how hardwork pays off.
>MC doesn't work hard, and instead is given everything from money and power.
>Everyone acts like he earns it.
>Side-characters work their asses off.
>They get told that they aren't working hard enough.
>Girl with superior design/personality. Though doesn't take an interest in the MC as soon as he appears.
>Gets killed off so quickly it makes the whole even existing pointless.
>>139701818
Kekd
>>139699477
In other words Anti-Magic is the best cliched harem right?
>>139699979
Why don't you watch the obligatory all-girls sol anime then?
>>139699979
>genre's defining feature is literally a guy with a ton of girls who want his dick
>not pandering to 16 year old masturbating japanese boys
I want you idiots out.
>>139699979
>anime that doesn't pander to 16 year old masturbating japanese boys
>making a product that do not target its primary demographic
I bet you love video games with ugly landwhales and no gameplay that specifically targeted to social justice activists.
Can you make a harem with a bunch of dense girls who don't realize they are in a harem and a non-dense protagonist who actually does want to make a choice except he can't because the dense girls don't understand what he's talking about?
>>139699623
>protag pulls out a magical pistol
>series is about the increasing amount of magical gun violence in Japanese schools
>magic Australian shitposters on magic/pol/ constantly post >be Japanese >get shot
