Season 2 when?
How long will merch tide us over?
Well, the figmas are coming out in October, they just released the Nendoroid preview, and the games are still getting updated.
We're good on merch for awhile.
Second LN will be out later this year I believe. The tide won't be ending anytime soon.
Sadly, it seems like the directors are working on a different anime this Fall, so I doubt we will get S2 this year.
Oh shit it's almost Matsu Monday
Oh wait
>>139577771
Anon why
>>139577771
It's hard not having a new episode to look forward to.
I'm going to start the season over. One episode every Monday till we get season 2.
I really wish we had gotten to see summer matsus.
>>139577885
>Summer Matsus.
Now that you mention it, we really did never see them in summer outfits.
>>139577885
Just take some psychedelic drugs before watching the episode and each Osomatsu episode will be a different experience each time.
>>139577771
Good thing I didn't watch 3.5 yet. I reserved it just for this occasion.
>>139577994
Have fun, half of it is F6.
Oh boy I can't wait till the episode airs in several hours.
>>139577981
>>139577981
Yeah I love all the stereotypical summer tropes in animu. I was hoping for scary stories, beach houses, natsu matsuri/ fireworks, watermelon & overheated matsus.
>>139577987
To be honest I'll probably be incredibly soberand quietly sob the whole time.
>>139578396
Fuck, now I want summer Matsus too.
>>139577987
>drop acid
>start watching We Got A Cold skit
>everythings fine and dandy
>the colors are more vibrant
>episode seems longer than the first time you watched it
>you feel the Matsu's on a spiritual level
>suddenly it gets to Jyushi's scene where he splits up into mini Jyushi's
>they start coming out of your screen and you feel as if they're going into your actual body
>you start scratching as your skin
>you notice your skin crawling thing it's little Jyushi's swimming in your blood stream
>you start tearing your skin off
>the ride never seems to endAcid not even once
Anyone reconsidering about buying the dakis now that their undressed covers have been revealed?
>>139578756
>Kara not wearing sparkly underwear
one job
>>139578756
I want to hump totty's little naked butt.
I want to be a Karamatsu boy.
>>139578756
Here's the lewd version: http://imgur.com/XOue7LR
>>139578756
I know they're all muppets but Juicy looks like a goddamn infant.
>>139578900
I happen to be an expert on the subject.
>>139579004
>No show-style cenors on the nude versions
You almost had it.
>>139579004
Ah this is the image I put together.
Wonder how it made it's way to imgur?
>>139579078
Threadly dose
>>139578900
>matsus all determinedly heterosexual
It's hard...
I want to shave Totty's facial hair.
>>139579309
Sorry. I didn't want to post the actual pic here in case I might get banned so I posted it on imgur instead.
>>139579390
No no worries.
I'm a dope. I realized too late it was posted recently.
If the Joshimatsus all looked like Osoko/were the female sextuplets in ED1.
>>139579004
Honestly this is pretty much how I could see them naked given the blurs on their dick. They might be a bit bigger when hard. Funny enough I haven't found any porn that comes close to this anatomy.
>>139579254
>smiling
>pride
>not being deeply ashamed of himself and having thoughts riddled with sudoku
I loath Ichi's happiness
>>139579364
I am sure if you had enough money or got them drunk enough they wouldn't mind that much.
The thrilling sequel
>>139580393
Please no
>>139580393
No.NO!
>>139580393
NoYes
>>139580393
YAMERO
>>139578756
kara inviting me to have passionate sex
Amazing how even though the show is over and there's nothing to talk about that hasn't been discussed ad infinitum the generals keep going because people don't enjoy not having a safety blanket
>>139581252
The world outside is frightening, and all the characters have more than three personality traits.
I choose Osomatsu-san!
>>139578756
nigga look like a baby baka
I never got the motivation behind Totoko in the Ketsu Note comic. If she makes all the men in the world love boipussy, then they don't like her. And if they don't like her, then she doesn't get the attention she usually wants. Why would she ruin her own chances?
Is this the first solo totoko merch?
>>139581883
She was an exclusive keychain at a shop, if I recall.
>I'm going to show my best friend Karamatsu to everybody in town.
>>139583057
I'm going to show my best friend Karamatsu to everybody in town wearing a fish suit
NON NON JUUSHIMAAATS
>>139581252
There is a lot to discuss still, so I like to hang aroundI'm so lonely
Hesokuri update delayed for another hour, because of course it is. Just give me my pathetic virgins.
https://twitter.com/osomatsu_hkw/status/716896154441486336
Alright, so the new Hesokuri Wars update is running. The superheroes are premium gacha while the slugs are an event gacha, you collect green hearts on each event stage. The stages are as easy as the DL event ones so I already managed to get one spin for slug (didn't get it unfortunately). Also I sunk all 750 of my diamonds into premium in one go and only got a macaron Totty... I think big game spender anon is the only one with a chance of getting these because the event finishes on the 18th.
So, I have no idea what this is but the lewd images have me interested.
Are their full run subs?
>>139586793
>The superheroes are premium gacha while the slugs are an event gacha,
God bless them. I was really worried it'd be the other way around.
>>139586943
For fuck's sake anon you can look it up yourself. All 25 episodes are CR rips up on nyaaor streaming if you have a cap, it's a good show for everybody but there's a lot of fujo bait. It's skit based with little to no continuity, character more than action, unique art style. Worth watching, fans tend to be very nice if you follow some of the threads here.
>>139587170
CR like crunchy roll?
Nobody else?
>>139587073
Agreed, though I'm so bitter that I saved for weeks on those diamonds and they're just gone after I got three jumpsuit Ichis in a row. I think the slugs are three star, you can spin per 50 energy so whoever manages to get one first can tell us.
>>139587199
Nobody bothered since it was pretty much a simulcast of it.
>>139587302
>Nobody bothered since it was pretty much a simulcast of it.
Wow, that fucking sucks.
I hope someone does eventually give it a decent sub.
>>139587170
Everyone calls this show fujobait, but I don't see it at all. Yes it has a large fujo fanbase, but I don't think they expected that to happen. Where is all the fujo pandering that everyone talks about? Genuine question.
Literally the only thing I can think about that might count is Ichimatsu Incident. And if were talking about f6, it seems more like they make fun of fujoshit, not pandering.
Jesus. This is going to take a while.
>>139587515
>And if were talking about f6, it seems more like they make fun of fujoshit,
Otomeshit, not fujoshit.
>>139587515
I didn't see it either but I get where they are coming from because I've become familiar with their mindset.
>>139587576
Right. My bad.
>>139587342
Whoever CR hired for this show was fine. I can only think of two TL errors that were noticed throughout the entire thing. It does an overall good job of carrying jokes across.
The likelihood of anyone else ever subbing it is virtually zero so if you want to watch you'll have to deal with it.
>>139587515
>>139587644
Hm, you know you're right. It's less "bait" and more "common interest". This is the kind of show women often want but never get because it's not an obvious market, so it's ended up with a massive fujo base that was relatively untapped.
>get 1,000 event points
>go for gatcha
>normal fucking Totty
I'm cursed.
>>139587847
Don't worry anon, you can fit over a hundred event spins in in the next two weeks if you're careful.
>>139587772
>The likelihood of anyone else ever subbing it is virtually zero so if you want to watch you'll have to deal with it.
It looks like Horrible Subs did it.
>>139587967
Time to play spot the newfag.
>>139586793
>never got a single ep24 matsu aside from the giveaway Oso
I hope they're coming back.
>>139588065
Keep dreaming, anon.
>>139588193
I don't understand why people play things like that.
You could probably just make your own collectibles.
Not my shot, but I forsee some gameplay issues using these if you don't have all six.
>>139588249
Whoops forgot the screen. Spot the problem.
>First try
>>139588193
I guess it's fitting that Oso's all alone in my game.
>>139588219
I wasn't expecting to get them all, but I did want Kara to go with Oso and Totty with his magazine too. Not getting any at all stings a little.
It would totaly rob them of their money but I wish this game had a trading option.
>>139588282
Looks like cotton candy.
>>139588512
Wow, lucky!Fuck you so much
>>139588512
I hate you. Please take all my Totty's instead.
>>139588512
First try for me as well.
Never been so lucky before.
>>139587515
By fujo standards, 'pandering' to them can just mean two specific characters interacting a bit more. It's minor, but you can tell it's there if you know what to look for.
The only people who think it's pandering a lot are fujos who will see shipping in everything, and retarded straight guys who know that fujos like it and have never bothered to watch it. They must assume fanservice for fujos is the exact equivalent of fanservice for otakus, which is way more overt about it.
>>139588219
Why not both.
>>139588864
I've never looked at his hands before, wow they're placed more weirdly than I assumed
>>139589039
Damn, that's not bad.
>>139589039
>app anon drew best matsu
I love you.And same, I made my own matsu-head stickers a while back but they're just sitting around.
>>139589039
>filename
You're not the only drawfag here, anon.
>>139589228
I know, and I'm glad! I love seeing OC on here, that one anon that did the lewd Juicy stuff was great.
>>139588512
>>139588864
>Everyone I see gets beast Ichi on the first try
>"It might be automatically hi--"
>red hoodie Oso
Are you fucking kidding me
>>139589039
>>139589338
Sugar daddy/mommy ap anon, are you going to add AU costumes as well?
>>139589494
Maybe a couple. Here's my brainstorm list, clearly I can't do everything since it takes two days for each set of sixplus near copy and paste for some of them like pachinkobut if anyone needs a reference for their own projects I think I have most outfits down. If I forgot something here then I'm not interested in drawing it.
>>139588512
I'm jealous ;_;
>>139589789
>ichi
>virgin god
I love you so much
>>139589789
I wonder if we should make the Girlymatsus alternate costumes as well, even if they aren't really the Matsus.
I've made a habit of caping each dialogue box when a level is completed since I haven't seen it translated yet. I don't speek moonyet, hopefully,but here's what I have so far.
>>139589917
Nah, they aren't neets, are they?
>>139589789
What about the beach matsus and Nico Nico matsus for the promotional materials?
>>139589940
They are more sociable, but the shorts implied that the only real people they consistently hung out with was each other.
>>139590014
I was thinking more monetarily.Osoko at least has a job and they don't seem to have the same money issues, aside from her and Karako being cheapskates. I don't really see them as the same characters.
I was wondering how you plan on implimenting the other forms. Willthey randomly change, will they evolve, or will you unlock them and get to pick?
Got the juiciest slug on my first go. BOEHH
>>139590103
Oh, I'm not not game anon, I was just thinking of alternate skins he could use.
>>139590113
I can hear the sound he makes as he spits.
Damn Ono and his good VA work for Jyushi.
>>139589228
Isn't this kinda gay? A bunch of dirty slugs having a vomit fight.
>>139592087
Only if you make it gay.
>>139592087
Why are the slugs so hot? I've read a lot of slug porn on Pixiv and I can't get enough. Stupid sexy geruges.
>>139592111
They look like they started a car wash to earn money for their Virgin hero fraternity and one vomited over the other and the other retaliated and now here we are.
So what's the fastest stage for grinding in the normie event?
>>139592469
I'm low level but because it makes the most I'm doing stage 10, I've got time to burn. It ends up equaling five spins per five hours, and an hour of that is actual play time since the rounds are around 6 minutes. So help me god I'm going to fuck those slugs.
>>139592663
Get the speed up boots. Saves you time and it's only 300.
>So help me god I'm going to fuck those slugs.
You what?
>>139589471
It was jumpsuit Kara for me
Welp, maybe next time
>>139592757
I didn't even think of that, thanks.
You heard me.
>>139588864
>that hurt one
Cute! CUTE!
>>139592781
I got grey hoodie Choro on the second try which I already have a million of, but geruge Totty on the third.Fingers crossed for you, anon.
Though personally I want the Virgin Vigilantes more then the geruges.
My first roll was Chorogeruge.
So I say I'm off to a good start. Can't wait to be swarmed by fucking Tottys.
>>139589789
>virgin god Ichi
>maids
>mafia
>drama cds
>devimega
>youkai
Based app anon
A lot of people want to fuck slugs here.
>>139592987
And now with the free 50 diamonds you get at stage 10 I got Choro with Nyaachan.
The game really wanted me to fill my Choro collection.
Got anything nice from twitter for IchiIchi day?
>>139592964
Yeah, VVs look pretty nice. Shame we can't see stats of the matsus, it's getting kinda hard to pick which you want to use.
>Fingers crossed for you, anon.
Th-thanks...two parka Karas in a row
>>139593367
They cute
Hello fellow brothers, is your day going fine?
Remember that even if it's over, we'll keep each other company forever!
The only way to be able to keep loving your favourite matsu is doing anything for them, in my case, I'm exercising to get as strong as Karamatsu!
>>139593977
Karamatsu is a pussy.
![IMG_4711[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lq1p9GC.jpg "IMG_4711[1].jpg")
It's Matsu Monday except not, so instead I indulged in some buyfaggotry. Best girl conbini has free mini clearfiles right now. Got one of the Croquis notebooks and spent way to much on one of the backpacks (last one they had). It's pretty nice and spacy, so I don't regret it too much.
Did you get anything new, buyfag anons?
So what's today's episode gonna be about /a/?
>>139594242
Suffering.
Also Ichi finally dies.
>>139594242
Whatever my cough syrup induces for me
Hopefully Choro
>>139594242
Virgin Hero 2: Electric slugaloo.
>>139590113
BOEH
>>139594242
just watch the Ichikara AV, it'll be just like every other episode
>>139594242
Showrunners are still pissed about episode 1 getting censored, today's episode's gonna be 23 minutes of graphic, uncensored incest of every variety.
>>139594713
But that's not the part that got cencored.
>>139594178
Just waiting for the rest of my merch to be invoiced. I have 1 keychain for April, 3 for May, 1 for June and then the figmas.
>>139594713
What's happening here?
>>139595457
Jyushimatsu getting hot and bothered because Nekomatsu
>>139595546
That is a nice Kittymatsu I don't blame him.
If Ichi gets his cat surgery do you think he would take better care of himself?
>>139595690
No, he'd have someone take care of him.
>>139595690
Probably not, but he'd be able to lick his own genitals.
http://strawpoll.me/7278530
>>139597184
Only Totty this time.
>>139597184
But all Matsus are best Matsus.
>>139594845
Got any pics?
>>139597184
Hey guys I made one too.
http://strawpoll.me/7278588
I'm going to pre-order Ichi's pants. Amiami told me the inseam is 78 cm. What is the height of someone that such an inseam would fit? I'm worried I'm too tall.
>>139597494
I dunno, measure yourself?
>>139597494
Do you not own another pair of pants?
>>139597548
I don't buy clothes online often, I have no idea how things really fit. I just know I'm a 31 waist5'8 height.
>>139597184
Totty is objectively the best matsu. Also
>karafags
>>139597589
Oh, you're that anon from yesterday, it looks like it's going to be a few cm short, which sucks because your waist will fit fine. It's up to you if you want to go through with it, considering they're supposed to be lounge pants it might be better to skip these.
>>139597309
You are right, but I like one of them just a tad bit more than the rest.
>>139597769
Bummer. There's not a whole lot of Matsu wearables for men that isn't cringe inducing.
The Totty slug is fucking wild. What a beast.
FINDS A WAY
FINDS!
>>139593535
>>139594615
did we ever get rips of the AV?
>>139598205
>my_own_clone.jpg
Looking back at the first few episodes, I never noticed how much the animation and style changed as the show went on.
>>139598265
Nope.
>>139598138
I can't believe Ichi is gonna be raped by a slug.
>>139597494
shawty here. Those pants would be perfect for me. I'm just under 5' (4'11.75'')
>spend 750 diamonds
>only macaron choro
I know he's one of the most used but couldn't it have been from the current event
Hey anons, which do you think looks cuter: the slug pyjamas with the feet like on the merch and the VV commercial, or slugs with just the hands and face? It's important.
>>139599787
Hands and face.
>>139599787
I prefer the hands and face ones myself.
I'm tempted to buy a kara sweater and be itai
Someone convince me otherwise.
>>139599787
Hands and face.
>>139600052
Do it.
>>139599843
>>139599850
>>139600086
Thanks guys, I was leaning that way too but thought I'd ask just in case.
>>139600052
Embrace the itai, anon.
>>139600052
Do it. Be itai.
>>139600052
Do it. Make us proud.
I want just to repost the translation the anon did in the other thread since I've gone to bed yesterday and had to find it in the archive:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56180855
http://pastebin.com/QhJgUX89
This is the problem with Ichi and Nyanko. If you have one piece of merch of him you have them all. Because of that damn cat.
>>139600847
Just accept it anon.
How the fuck can people get so much money/diamonds in hesokuri wars I'm must be literally retarded because I've been struggling for at least a month.Any life-changing tips? come on, help an anon out I need my osomatsu fix now that the series is over
>>139600834
>http://pastebin.com/QhJgUX89
Awesome, thanks anon
>>139601320
Aside from the ones being given away right now, you get 10 diamonds every time you clear a world in the normal mode. That's all I know.
>>139601320
They've been giving away 40 diamonds every day for the past few weeks, some people just saved up. Today alone they gave away 70 diamonds + 50 for completing the event stage.
About money, no idea. It just happens. Maybe it depends on how fast you clear the stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIsjy2HsEU
I've found this video that speaks too well our suffering
>>139601863
From start to finish It's spot on. Good find.
This guy sings everything that is true. Special shout out to
>Ah, how weird Ichimatsu's character is not so steady
He said it!
>>139601320
>Any life-changing tips?
Yes, remove the shitty app and play better games.
>>139587993
Bug eyed-change a cute
>>139602206
I died when he said:
>Ahh Karamatsu...
>I want to adopt him!
http://youtu.be/e8t9uR9Tdkk
How great would it had been if the VA's had sung the opening theme?
>>139602355
>vocaloid
damn
>>139600834
bless
>>139602355
Awesome, but... I think Karamatsu VA cant sing...
>>139602661
>...
Stop
>>139602706
I have my doubts, anon.
>>139602661
Do you...talk like this...IRL too...?
It seems...pretty...retarded.
>>139602661
It's Oso's VA who doesn't want to sing. And what do you mean Nakamura can't sing? When he isn't spouting parfecto English all he wants to do is sing.
>>139602765
Only this time.
>>139602661
>Karamatsu VA cant sing
Fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYfVuQuyOxQ
>>139602812
I remember this when it came out and I was disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqmNKQtj1_M
>>139578629
>being afraid of acid
>not knowing how to ride the wave and accept that things aren't real
wew lad
>>139602661
Why are so many posts that mention karamatsu in one or another so cancerous?
>>139597881
If it's any consolation Taobao have really upped their game when it comes to replicating the wearables. Keep on eye on there or AliExpress and you might eventually see a longer pants.
>>139602992
Karafags are cancerous, more news at eleven.
>>139603045
Best Ichi is switch Ichi.
>>139602661
Nakamura can sing to an extent. He's not as good as FukuJun, Kamiyan, OnoD or Irino Miyu.
He's probably second to last though before Sakurai.
>>139602355
>>139602474
Hate to be a party pooper but this isn't really legal. Besides if someone did this of you without asking it'd be pretty creepy.
>>139603105
Excellent taste.
>>139603138
What are you saying? It doesn't even sound like them.
You know who can sing though, Kenichi Suzumura. Iyami character songs when?
>>139603138
Who cares
>>139603138
What the actual fuck?
>>139603138
Fuck off moralfag.
>>139602967
Sounds more nasal than I'd expect. Maybe he'd be better now then he was then?
>>139603180
SuzuKen a best. BEST!
>>139603166
I thought oso, kara and ichi were okay but yeah it's not obviously that good.
>>139603166
I know, but I've heard of people doing this anyway. Kind of a watse of time if the end result is like that.
>>139603243
Japanese music is utterly unoriginal and it's a terribly non rhythmic language. Males have to make that nasal sound so they can make it sound somewhat good. Only the very best can sing normally like the rest of the world.
>>139603166
https://youtu.be/YmXs8hUcGgI there is someones that makes a really good job, his Jyushi is the same.
Also did they sing as F6 in the first episode?character songs never ;_;
>>139603295
So you are saying it just in case? Great, much appreciated. And it's not illegal you idiot.
>>139601863
That's a pretty poor translation, they got a lot of lines wrong.
>>139603295
Literally no one cares, fuck off back to tumblr.
>>139603257
This guy is a monster.And I love him.
>>139603424
I think you're being a bit harsh there for no reason. Japanese is not THAT bad. Chinese or Vietnamese are much more harsher Asian languages than Japanese.
>>139603257
I enjoy listening to his Utapri songs. The one song he did with Miyano is gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRd8l48T8aU
>>139603603
Don't be a hater anon.
>>139603655No wonder they are best Utapris.
>>139602812
>Fucking ninjas leaving chopped onions everywhere in my room again.
Fuck that was sad.
Mistakes into Miracles.
>>139603603
>Chinese
Fucking this. If nip songs sound okay, the ching chong ones rip my ears apart.
It pisses me off how well FukuJun does with his girl voice.
![ixion_16_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zgAMRVj.jpg "ixion_16_1[1].jpg")
>>139604338
What, are we talking about FukuJun now?
If your favorite matsu got killed off Kenny style for a season would you still watch the show?
>>139604634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6L5Ubj75qY
>>139604634
We should always talk about him
>>139604779
He is one of the best VAs on the show.
>>139604807
His voice for Ichimatsu is perfect.
>>139604866
Never get in the way of an otaku and his love for Nyaa-chan.
>>139604895
I always love whenever he goes high pitched, like in School Matsus and Todo and the 5 Demons.
>>139604996
This.
>>139604895
God tier voice. His english was the cutest too.
>>139604895
Would people love their favorite matsu if they changed voices with their least favorite?
>>139603655
I like it more when he sings similar to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lby7tw_gPeM
>>139605482
Choro is my least favorite but his VA is the best, so... I don't know
>>139605482
OnoD is my favorite seiyuu, so seeing him as my favorite matsu would also have been great.
>>139605482
Nakamura voicing Ichi could be pretty good.
Wouldn't say no.
>>139605571
That and he's pretty good at impersonating the others. Sakurai is better though.
Third, fourth, and fifth tries respectively. Guess I'm finally getting some luck.
>>139605482
Kara almost sounds like Choro when he isn't putting on his manly voice, but I'd miss his Engrish.
>>139604265
Yes
>>139605571
>Karamatsu voiced by OnoD
serious Jyushi have the most lewd voice, so YES
>>139605482
I never really liked Choro's voice so having Totty's voice might be an improvement.
Does captain Iyami have no weakness?
>>139606173
He's a nightmare, isn't he? I only managed to defeat him through sheer swarms.
>>139606561
>He's a nightmare, isn't he?
Yes. Yes. Whom should I swarm him with, man?
If that anon from a few threads ago is here, how did you get to level 100? Level 98 is when shit starts going downhill.
>>139606923
I just used my best to get through the ocean world. Spammed macaron Choro and bath Jyushi, but I still use macaron Kara even halfway through because I don't want to get plowed though.
I wanted to ask about the geruges. Does their size come as an advantage, or do they have the same size hitbox?
>>139605482
Seiyuu or voice? Because Fukuyama could do pretty well as Choro, but if he used his Ichi voice for Choro that'd just be fucking weird.
>>139607148
Thanks. All 3 starts are equal right?
>Does their size come as an advantage
Geruge kara is easily beat unupgraded so I'm gonna say no but Totty actually attacks more than in his usual form.
>>139597184
>Choro second place
>Ichi fourth
Woah, what happened?
i drew a choro!
>>139609551
Shit taste happened
