Kill myself.

>Turn off the laptop

Inseminate.

>realize ive become 2d
>waifu a shit
>gouge out eyes

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realize that i'm dead.
then walk out to take a tour of 2d heaven.

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>>139477931
"HOLYFUCKHOWTHEHELLDIDYOUGETINTOMYHOUSE!?"

>>139477931
Cry because I know I'm probably about to wake up.

>Ask her who she is and how she got there
>Try and figure out the situations together and get her home
>If she's unable or unwilling to go home, letter live with me
>Feed her a bowl of eggs

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>>139477931

>not my blanket
>not my pillows
>not my bed
>not my dimension

not my Megumin

Cuddle and interdimensional shitpost.

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>>139477931

DUTCH OVEN

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>>139483740

>you don't have to tell me anything

>but you have to eat this

*unzips eggs*

>the captcha knows

I guess I had always wanted a daughteru.

But she must eat all the eggs first.

It's afraid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51bVHtHDnmA