In this thread we discuss our expectations for what S2 of Girls und Panzer will bring now that it's been announced. I for one hope door for more lewd lesbian shenanigans inside of tanks.
>>139425287
That's what tanks were made for, right?
I want to cuddle with Shizuka!
>>139425287
>season 2 announced
source?
>>139425966
He's trolling.
Mizushima quit at actas after the movie was finished.
>>139425287
April Fools!
"What it will bring" Happiness to our dull lives
I was going to joke about the introduction of a male transfer student but the thought was so fucking disgusting that I couldn't bring myself to do it.
More Erika eating steak.
I don't understand this meme.
>>139427087
there already is one, he's been hiding it for years
hi
>>139428748
> this kills the fluff
>>139428962
Fear not. The fluff cannot be restrained by Earthen means.
>tfw he didn't do RW characters
>Walk in bedroom
>See this
What do?
>>139429899
Run
>>139430713
>You attempt to run
>Unfortunatley, she is too quick and is able to reach the door and lock it before you are able to leave
Now what do you do?
>>139429899
Salute.
>>139431108
I attempt to use my jetpack
>>139429899
Fire the main gun.
I want to eat the Garupans out!
>>139432319
Same
>>139432319
I want to eat Mihos pussy like spätzle.
>>139432761
Now that's what I call meta
>>139431108
begin a discussion of the pros and contras of various WW2 tanks.
>>139432954
>>139432954
I think the Black Prince is a sexy looking tank, and would have been successful if it was properly introduced, maybe earlier than it was in OTL
>>139432954
Flamethrower Tanks
Pro: Pretty cool
Con: More explodable than usual
>>139433086
If it had been ready at least a year earlier than it was, and had had a better engine, it would have been great.
I want to make her spaghetti!
>>139433586
I want to lick her tortellini.
Does you favorite tank have different versions/configurations? If so, What's your favorite and least favorite version of your favorite tank?
My favorite version is the M26E1.
For least favorite, I'd have to pick the T26E4 with two-piece ammo.
>>139434205
It doesn't... Not much to add I guess.
Where are her parents?
>>139435262
They're dead Dave
>>139435540
His name is Alfred
>>139435692
Oh right, sorry >>139435262, mistaken you for Dave.
Time for prequels.
>>139436095
I want to time machine fuck Shiho
>>139436095
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Hotaru Shikada on the left.
>>139436309
Same
whaddaya think aobut my new merch /ak/
>>139436309
>>139436414
Yoshiko>Shiho
>>139429899
create meho
>>139436599
Looks pretty good senpai.
>>139436757
>not Moho
>>139436757
I've got dibs on Moho.
>>139436933
>Not Maho
I will create Muho
>>139437174
But she already exists. I want to make Moho.
Y'know, I'm going to make Maho Ma ho
>>139426053
>Mizushima
What does Strongest Rider have to do with tanks?
I want to be crushed by Katyusha's thighs!
I want to impregnate all the Nishizumis and then raise a very happy family together.
>these names
Lel
Also latest upotte chapter will probably be finished/posted later today.
See anything you like, gaijin?
>>139437398
>>139437398
I hope you're also planning to impregnate their children too.
>>139437434
I would nuke the shit out of that ass. Twice.
>>139437434
I really like her forehead half-hair.
Which drama CD does Assam talk in?
>>139437639
Of course, gotta keep the family going.
>>139438419
Drama CD 1 and 3(and possibly 4 and the upcoming 5)
>>139437434
Japanese girls pretending to be Japanese don't turn me on.
>>139438974
>Japanese girls pretending to be Japanese
More that that, stereotypical Japanese. Isn't their school like, simulacrum?
>>139438974
Also good luck popping that cherry, Randall.
>>139438974
If a nigger did a blackface would that be racist?
Hoping for more fluffy
>>139439280
If them calling themselves niggers is fine, then no. It would in poor taste though.
>>139439322
More like Patricia BUSHanan, right?
>>139438764
Thanks. I didn't expect her to be so cute and unlady-like.
>>139439452
What jokes would Operator-chan pull on April fool's day?
>>139440583
Call in airstrike on her position, then cancel it at the last moment.
Replace real guns with airsoft ones.
Replace a tank entire ammo storage with a bunch of dildos.
Remove fruity painting from a plane and paint a gachimuchi on it instead (who are you trying to full anyway?)
Put something red with everyone's underwear, enjoy pink soldier pantsu.
>>139440885
Actually, all of those are pranks, not jokes. Nevermind then.
>>139440951
Pranks are just practical jokes and therefore acceptable
>>139440951
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!! JUST A PRANK!!
>>139438764
>>139438419
I don't speak a lick of Japanese but I'm curious enough to hunt this down anyway.
>>139429855
That's because RW sucks.
>>139441475
My god, she is a lot more cute sounding that I expected
>>139441875
Oh, it's the "Hurr how can you like something I don't" anon. Friendly reminder that nobody missed you and your picrel.
>>139441475
>>139441954
Link? is not in the wiki
>>139437434
One has to wonder if they wear senninbaris under the uniform?
>>139436309
Eclair please
>>139442314
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=619779
>>139442529
I want to ravage Fukuda in the ass.
>>139440885
I actually like the red underwear one
>What's the matter bro, got your period today?
>>139442529
Why does she look so unhappy?
How far ahead is RW from the translations?
I just finished it and thought it was pretty good, so can we post some Shizuka?
>>139442967
She's about to be molested.
>>139443045
I've got you covered senpai
>>139443045
<TEST>
senpai
senpai
</TEST>
>>139443045
6 chapters ahead.
>>139442529
I just realized that whoever did that pic correctly displayed that Chi-Ha's often had their gun barrels in a different color than the rest. Nice detail.
>>139442529
They go commando.
Japanese women didn't wear underwear until the fourth shogunate.
>>139443045
>>139443059
>>139443190
>>139443190
Senninbaris aren't underwear, anon.
>>139425287
>All girls in this thread are actually parft of same Senshado team
>Guys just watch it.
>>139442145
I understand why people like it: lesbians, foot fetishes, and the WWE. I can still tell you it's horrible.
Ribbon Warrior and the Tankathalon is the World Wresting Federation of the Girls und Panzer universe. It features:
>copious amounts of posturing
>unannounced interventions in ongoing matches by other teams
>assertions by participants and spectators that this is "real combat"
>fostered "non-sanctioned" and "underground movement" culture
The Tankathlon is just a bad idea. It would be quickly overrun by teams that can field the largest number of absurdly upgraded tanks, considering the advance in technology when comparing WWII and modern materials.
Not to mention that professionally ranked tank teams would never subject themselves to an unsanctioned match. They have nothing to gain by it and everything to lose.
Tankettes fighting each other is a stupid matchup, as well. The Type 97 Te-Ke is, and I quote, "easy prey for a .50 caliber machinegun (heavy machinegun)". As any tankette can mount a heavy machinegun, the main cannons every tank seems to be using is overkill. These vehicles weren't even designed for tank-to-tank combat; most of them are either reconnaissance vehicles or infantry support.
The whole thing just takes the Girls und Tanks idea and runs with it to batshit insane levels of "muh tank universe".
The series only saving grace is the main characters, that is, if they weren't horrible stereotypes of the fidgeting, high-strung, adoring lesbian subordinate and her overbearing, oblivious, single-minded wunderkind superior.
>>139443194
i want her to molest me
>>139443045
>>139443508
>Tankathalon is the World Wresting Federation
I think it's more like street racing, and street racing was overrun by rich people/pros eventually too. They're basically living in it's golden age, they should enjoy it while it lasts.
Reminder to treat your pets well
>>139443508
I like that picture of you in that box, it fits you :^)
>>139429899
Anal
>>139443508
>The whole thing just takes the Girls und Tanks idea and runs with it to batshit insane levels of "muh tank universe".
It was already there. We just learned to treat it like something normal and mundane, like school carriers.
>>139433862
Her anus?
>>139443708
This is how Ribbon Warrior should end. the big teams that want to try this fun style of tankery they've heard about accidentally end up ruining it.
>>139443736
Leave Mahos pet alone, Miho.
>>139443340
Knowledgeable people, please explain. Is this a periscope on the cupola? So it has 3 periscopes and 3 cupolas?
Movie dub when?
>>139443122
6? Fuck thats a lot. When will we get a Shizuka figure though? Ive never been into buying figures, but id probably start if they made one of her.
>>139443071
>>139443100
>>139443194
Thanks anons
>>139443927
I think it's one for the commander, one for the gunner and one for the loader?
>>139443922
What if it's the pet that comess to her
>>139443843
The school carriers are a setting, a weirdo set piece to let you know the universe you're viewing is not normal. It works along with the "carbon spall lining" that protects all the tanks' interiors from live ammunition. In actuality, the two could be related; a super-thin and apparently light material (since it doesn't appear to add to the weight of the tank) that does the equivalent job of inches of rolled homogeneous steel armor would make an ideal material for constructing city-sized ships that could actually withstand the stresses put on it. But, other than that, the series tries to portray tanks in a realistic fashion.
Ribbon Warrior isn't even trying.
>>139443927
>>139444149
Actually looking at it again the two closest are on the tank in front of katyusha's, so that one has two periscopes and hers has one.
>>139443508
i agree desu
rw sucks as a story. people like it because fanservice.
>>139444267
Well, Kuromorimine using giant airships and doing Oktoberfest was actually pretty funny.
I want to taste Katyusha.
>>139444079
The ones on the photo were handmade by a fan if I'm not mistaken. No figures you can by now, just Te-ke model.
>>139444264
Nah, see photo, has 3 in the same places as Katyusha
>>139444501
You're not the only one, also, there is another settlement that need your help
>>139443927
Katyusha is in a T-34/85 which has the same hull as the T-34/76 tanks in the background but the turret is larger. 76 and 85 indicates the caliber of the gun is milimeters. A big problem with the 76 tanks is the poor visibility. The commander has to stick his head out or look through the garbage periscope to know what's happening outside and the gunner could only look through the optics on the gun which has a very limited field of view.
They knew about these problem when they designed the 85 turret so they copied the Germans and added a cupola with view slits. They also copied the Americans and gave the gunner his own periscope to locate targets with and a periscope on the cupolas hatch.
They also gave the loader a periscope for good measure.
>>139444591
>>139444783
Huh, so i was right with the first guess then overthought it.
>>139444783
Thanks bro, I wondered about those rounded things in the back, so those are just vents.
A correction though, the commander on /76 also served as the gunner, so it was like a sniper without spotter. That's why cupola was useless - they put it on one modification, but nobody used it since commanders just looked through gun's sight and they didn't put it on later versions.
>They also gave the loader a periscope for good measure.
Good it's very depressing to look at the turret's wall for hours.
>>139444783
Wasn't there a shitload of different turrets for the T34? Welded, casted, pressed, whatever? Each factory had their own turret, one could say, so probably the cupolas / periscopes were different as well.
>>139444917
I forgot to mention that they started putting cupolas on later 76 turrets as well.
That round periscope in front of the cupola is the reason why soviet tankers continued getting wrecked even when their tank was arguably superior to their German counterpart.
They were extremely easy to flank because the soviet crews had no idea what was happening outside.
>>139445234
Cupolas could be different, but since periscopes were part of basic specs most of the tanks should have had them.
>>139443071
Amusing that the original GuP manga had the joke about directing the driver with the commander's feet, but the anime version removed that because it wasn't possible to do so in Miho's tank. Commander's legs can't reach that far in those dimensions.
>>139443122
>curling manga.png
every time
>>139444267
>rw sucks as a story. people like it because fanservice.
yeah, main series is so revolutionary plot-wise compared to Ribbon Warrior
![[AK] Girls und Panzer - 02 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_20.00_[2016.04.02_00.10.16].png](https://i.imgur.com/SD4SG6I.jpg "[AK] Girls und Panzer - 02 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_20.00_[2016.04.02_00.10.16].png")
>>139445823
Miho told Saori to do it but she had to swing from the cupola to do it.
That trick only works on small tanks like the I-Go and the Te-Ke.
>>139446240
>yeah, main series is so revolutionary plot-wise compared to Ribbon Warrior
What the fuck are you talking about? The main series was almost AS generic, fucking idiot.
>>139446860
Inability to recognize sarcasm is a sign of autism, Myra.
>>139447100
INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE APRIL FOOLS IS A SIGN OF GET FUCKED
HAHAHA, APRIL FOOLS
>>139447100
Don't expect someone who genuenily hates Ribbon Warrior to understand such sophisticated concepts.
>>139447193
I'm proud that I actually recognized it.
OI, CUNT!
STOP PEEPING ME KNICKERS!
>>139447228
stop wearing short skirts then you slag
>>139447516
She can't help it, long skirts don't exist in the garupan world.
>>139447228
Can you repeat that in English please?
Darjeeling makes me feel horny.
>>139447100
>"I'll put all of my feelings into this shell"
>>139447631
>"I'll put this shell into all my holes"
>>139447843
Yukari, pls.
>>139447631
My love, my hate and all of my anger!
>>139447640
That pic bothers me. Why are her breasts under her ribcage and why is her face so fucked up?
Have a better Yukari.
Would anyone lick the feet of this woman
>>139447911
This tank of mine burns with awesome power!
>>139448140
Who wouldn't?
>>139448118
What about this one?
>>139448144
SHINING PANZER!
>>139448208
I wish he would make more GuP doujins.
>>139447100
>>139447100
I just realized that all those girls can carry and load those shells because shells are filled by hopes, dreams and everyone feeling, making them not that heavy but having same or greater impact.
>>139448476
My dream is to marry Yukari and to own an M26E1.
How much does that weigh?
>>139448694
Are civilians even allowed to drive tanks around? Plus they would be too wide/heavy for roads and I'm not sure if you can have documents like documents on your car.
>>139449340
you can get some vehicles licensed to be road legal but taking out in a city or town is just impractical
>>139449340
Depends on where you live, but I know that you can own and drive a tank in Australia if you fit road tracks and de-activate the main gun.
>>139448476
So GuP universe shells are made out of the same substance as magical girl boobs?
>>139449340
>>139449417
>>139449438
You forgetting a big problem - you'd need a crew.
>having friends
Well, without using the gun you only really need a driver. Man, I want to live in a Juusensha-esque world with tank assholes just driving around like bikers and gods saving everyone from getting hurt.
Where did her pantyhose go?
>>139450015
Darjeeling is smelling them
>>139450053
What does Pekoes pantyhose smell like?
>>139429855
>>139450214
darjeeling
>Walk in
>See this
What do?
>>139451009
Why are you biting on that condom?
Don't do that, you'll rip it. Use your hands like a normal person you slag.
>>139451009
Clearly I walked into a wrong room, so apologise and leave.
>no tiny gups to help make models
Kill me.
>>139451482
>She grabs your arm in a vice like grip
>She take the condom out of her mouth and says "You are staying"
>She puts condom back in mouth
Now what are you going to do?
>>139451593
I guess I'll have to fuck worst girl then.
>>139451593
Well, if she wants it THAT much. I can't cum in condom though, so I'll eventually have to take it off and jerk off in her muth.
That's like some porn set up. I remember when I worked as a courier I walked into an apartment with some women for with my delivery and they asked me if I was a stripper. That's some freaky shit.
>>139447640
>>139451579
Are they resistant to adhesive and paint fumes?
I don't want them to get brain damaged.
>>139452266
Hana seems to already be getting dizzy.
>>139452266
I like how the two in the bottom of the pile are annoyed that they can't see out.
>>139452266
You could always give them custom-made gas masks.
>>139452370
she saw something phallic and though about putting in her mouth
>>139452440
Do Yukaris have crab mentality?
>decide to start seeing GUP
>see this thread as im dl GUP.
Small world
>>139452563
If by "crab", you mean "slut".
>>139452514
Hana puts anything in her mouth. Phallic or not.
>>139452642
There's a GuP thread up most of the time.
>>139452787
No. I mean, will the Yukaris at the bottom of the box try to stop other Yukaris from climbing out?
>>139452642
You're getting the /ak/ batch, right?
It has all the OVAs and all the tank corners(although only 1 to 7 are translated).
It also has Yos improved subs.
>>139453144
no where is the /ak batch?
>>139453192
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=760950
>>139453354
Some people have problems with audio quality on the Anzio OVA.
I recommend you get a separate version with different encoding.
>>139453354
Thanks, Ross-chan.
>>139451009
Inflate the balloon; make a giraffe for the little girl.
>>139454250
I want to do some stuff with Yukaris feet granted she cut her nails and cleaned them first.
I'm not a footfag. I just love everything about her. Including her feet.
>>139454780
Yes but what would you do with Shiho's magnificent ass?
>expects season 2
>movie can't even beat monogatari in theatre sales
No
>>139452910
Dunno, but those two are pissed.
>>139455111
You forgot to call me a GuPnik.
>>139455422
DONALD WALL, GET /POL/ HERE NOW!!
>>139455422
Trump pls
>>139455111
>getting trolled by April's fools
Pathetic tbqh familia
>implying Saori is fat
Could a fatty do this?
Well, it's getting late, time for me to go to bed, assuming that this thread'll still be up I'll be here sometime tomorrow
>>139456599
Come on, dude.
You have nothing important to do on a Saturday morning.
Stay for a while and talk about Saoris panties.
>>139456775
Best team
>>139456775
I feel like she leaves skidmarks.
Just a gut feeling. Idk why
>>139456775
Saori is built to please the cocks of anonymous men
Latest Rabu Rabu 4-koma Web Edition Translated:
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Down by the fire~
>>139458863
What is she planning to do with that popsicle?
>>139458863
Miho was a trouble maker.
>>139458863
You have just started your own school and sensha-dō team.
What country do you pick for the schools culture?
It has to be one that hasn't already been chosen.
>>139459605
>>139459605
Zimbabwe
>>139459648
Rhodesia, maybe, but I doubt Zimbabwe
>>139459605
Hungary for dem Turans
>>139459605
I would like to see a Chinese team. Nips would go nuts.
>>139458088
Who is that guy, anyway?
>>139460184
Japanese wrestler I think.
>>139460184
Deus Ex man
anymore like this?
>>139427338
futa != male
>>139434205
>give it a better gun competitive with the German 88
>AFTER WW2 is over
>don't bother improving engine and running gear
I really hate my country's military...
>>139461206
I bet you've never even served faggot
>>139443244
Looks like Fukuda's about to learn some true facts about the duck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
>>139443508
>Ribbon Warrior and the Tankathalon is the World Wresting Federation of the Girls und Panzer universe. It features:
>>copious amounts of posturing
>>unannounced interventions in ongoing matches by other teams
>>assertions by participants and spectators that this is "real combat"
>>fostered "non-sanctioned" and "underground movement" culture
>>139461299
Armchair generals are the worst.
>>139449438
>de-activate the main gun
>as if there's a civilian market for that (assuming it's a gun that takes ammo still in use)
>irreparably vandalizing a rarity/piece of history for no goddamn reason
The gummint needs to be shitkicked back into submission.
>>139445823
You do know the anime came first, right?
>>139445234
Reminds me of the engineering CF that was the French H35 - no standardization of manufacturing made tank components manufactured at different factories completely non-interchangeable.
>>139447911
>My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
FTFY
>>139448144
That's why you should use diesel instead of gasoline.
>>139456353
She's acrofatic.
>>139461299
What has that to do with anything?
Allahu akVor!
You can only pick one.
>>139463277
>border collie
>also a mechanic
Yes.
>>139463277
I so have a schnauzer, so no one.
>>139461446
It weirded me out when I realized it, too.
>>139463277
>Shiba
Doge
>>139461818
>You do know the anime came first, right?
I said "Original Manga" to separate it from Ribbon Warrior.
>>139465366
>Darjeeling isn't Kongou
Fucking Finns
>>139465576
The Finn is daijoubu
Also, they went with Ojou-sama for Darjeeling, not the lame muh british shit.
>>139465653
>muh British shit
Explain!
Darjeeling is for being used by hobos, chavs, and vagrants!
>>139465748
If the only hook between the characters is the fake nationality it's pretty thin.
Better have something like design, VA or character traits.
None of those would fit for Darjeeling - Bongou
