This is a Kaga free zone.
Reminder that Iowa is very cute!
>>139410520
No Kaga no life
>>139410565
>>139410536
Fuck off and stop avatarfagging already.
>>139410520
Can we have a non-Kaga thread?
>>139410520
But the Tosa-class battleship Kaga is allowed, correct?
>>139410617
You know Kaga faggots would never allow such a thing to happen. They'l die if they don't express their love for Kaga at least 250 times a thread.
>>139410632
Sure, Tosafan
これより、本日実施中の「艦これ」稼働全サーバ群メンテナンスに伴う、アップデート情報をお知らせしてまいります。
Time for update notes.
>>139410536
Iowa is cute but Iowa edit not so
01▼駆逐艦「大潮」改二改装の実装 朝潮型駆逐艦「大潮」のさらなる改装(改造)が、高い練度で可能となります。
※同改装後は「大発動艇」等の運用が可能です。 ※同改装後は「大発動艇」を装備しています。
※同改装には改装設計図が必要です。 ※戦闘ボイス等が一部更新されます。
#艦これ
01▼駆逐艦「大潮」改二改装の実装
朝潮型駆逐艦「大潮」のさらなる改装(改造)が、高い練度で可能となります。
※同改装後は「大発動艇」等の運用が可能です。
※同改装後は「大発動艇」を装備しています。
※同改装には改装設計図が必要です。
※戦闘ボイス等が一部更新されます。
Ooshio Kai 2 added. Needs high level and blueprint. Comes with daihatsu. Also has new voices.
>>139410520
>This is a Kaga free zone.
Great, now it'll be nothing but Kaga. You fucked us.
>>139410693
I think they are both very nice.
02▼【新任務】の追加実装 1/2
「製油所地帯を防衛せよ！」などの計五種類の新任務が新たに追加実装されます。
※これらの任務で「勲章」を計二つ獲得することが可能です。
「改装設計図」と交換する「勲章」の数が不足している提督方は、同任務群もぜひご活用ください。
#艦これ
>>139410640
Just like Iowa faggots would die if they don't respond to most of the Kaga posts with silly edits, shitting the thread up even more in the process.
I really don't mind either Kaga or Iowa, but the shitposting surrounding both of them is really going out of hand to the point that rational discussion about them is impossible.
>>139410680
>>139410707
>>139410725
>>139410738
Game related discussion goes to >>>/jp/15000404
02▼【新任務】の追加実装 1/2
「製油所地帯を防衛せよ！」などの計五種類の新任務が新たに追加実装されます。
※これらの任務で「勲章」を計二つ獲得することが可能です。「改装設計図」と交換する「勲章」の数が不足している提督方は、同任務群もぜひご活用ください。
03▼【新任務】の追加実装 2/2
追加実装の新任務は以下の通りです。
●製油所地帯を防衛せよ！
●南西諸島防衛線を強化せよ！
●オリョール海の制海権を確保せよ！
●新家具の準備
●旗艦「大潮」出撃せよ！
※それぞれの任務受諾には、トリガーとなる受諾条件達成が必要です。
New quests that give a medal and some furniture as rewards.
>>139410759
2 medals to be exact.
>>139410727
No, mini Iowa looks retarded
>>139410752
Don't be absurd, there's like one iowa edit for each 10 kagaposts in each thread.
04▼【戦闘糧食】システムの更新 1/2
「戦闘糧食」システムが更新されます。「戦闘糧食」系アイテムを装備した艦娘は
同糧食が残っていれば敵主力艦隊との決戦前に【任意】で「戦闘糧食」を摂ることが可能となります。
#艦これ
>>139410759
>>139410797
>>>/jp/15000404
This has nothing to do with anime/manga
04▼【戦闘糧食】システムの更新 1/2
「戦闘糧食」システムが更新されます。「戦闘糧食」系アイテムを装備した艦娘は、同糧食が残っていれば敵主力艦隊との決戦前に【任意】で「戦闘糧食」を摂ることが可能となります。
Combat rations can now be used anytime before a battle.
>>139410536
So is Yamato.
05▼【戦闘糧食】システムの更新 2/2
「戦闘糧食」で士気の上がった艦娘(及びその前後の僚艦)は、
その搭載する陸戦隊にも「戦闘糧食」効果が同出撃時に付与されます。
※これまで通り稀に決戦前の艦娘の好きな時に「戦闘糧食」を食べてしまうこともあります(効果は有効です)。
#艦これ
>>139410813
>>139410828
>>>/jp/15000404 Still in wrong thread
>>139410789
I think you're wrong.
Iowa images are nice.
>>139410793
More like one for every 2 or 3, but certainly not every 10.
No matter how common it is compared to Kagacancer, it's still just people trying to cure cancer with even more cancer.
>>139410725
>Needs blueprint.
I have one ready but I'm not too sure I'm eager to use it on her. Then again, she does have a daihatsu.
05▼【戦闘糧食】システムの更新 2/2
「戦闘糧食」で士気の上がった艦娘(及びその前後の僚艦)は、その搭載する陸戦隊にも「戦闘糧食」効果が同出撃時に付与されます。
※これまで通り稀に決戦前の艦娘の好きな時に「戦闘糧食」を食べてしまうこともあります(効果は有効です)。
Rations also apply to land units. Also a rare effect may proc when using them.
06▼【洋上補給】システムの更新
「洋上補給」システムが更新されます。「洋上補給」を装備した艦娘は、
敵主力艦隊との決戦前に【任意】で艦隊に【洋上補給】を実施可能となります。
※連続戦闘で燃料弾薬が不足する戦局では同活用もご一考ください。
#艦これ
>>139410850
Her head is free, wow.
OOSHIO KAI 2 HAS NO HAT. WHY
07▼艦娘【春本番ボイス】の実装
先に実装した「春の訪れボイス」に加えて、約50隻の艦娘に【春本番ボイス】、
通称「春ボイス」が期間限定実装されます。春、桜の季節の艦娘たちも、どうぞよろしくお願い致します！
#艦これ
>>139410868
You can also now choose when to activate Hayasui's resupply mechanic.
>>139410849
But the Iowa edits are legit funny, those guys put in some work and offer something new each time.
Iowashitting would instantly cease if the wretched scum that keeps posting kaga ceased to exist.
>>139410889
Around 50 girls will have "coming of spring" lines.
提督の皆さん、大変お待たせ致しました！
本日実施の「艦これ」稼働全サーバ群共通メンテナンス＆アップデート、作業完了致しました！ 少し時間をおいて、ご接続頂けますと幸いです。
※アップデート情報のお知らせは、すみません、もう少し続きます。
Maintenance complete. More update notes to come.
>level 65 required
>blueprint
Haha time for a few hours of 4-3.
ボイス】及び艦娘【牛丼mode】の終了
期間限定実装していた「ホワイトデー提督のお返しボイス」が終了しました。また、期間限定実装していた艦娘「牛丼mode」の実装も終了しました。
※艦娘「牛丼mode」は、艦娘図鑑に格納されます。
White Day lines and gyuudon sprites removed. Sprites will be added to the library.
KCV is kill.
Meh. Thanks for the daihatsu I guess.
>>139410912
I wonder if you'll have the same attitude after about 6 months or so of said edits being posted in response to Kagaposts. But I will give you credit, if the Kagashitters stopped posting or at least stopped feeding the Iowaposters, they would probably get bored and start finding entertainment some other way.Probably not gonna happen anytime soon, though, since I'm intentionally Kagashitting just to feed the Iowaposters.
>>139411035
Her FP+TP is 67+90.
Takao is made of meat and wonders
09▼期間限定邂逅(ドロップ)！
春本番四月は「卯月」の季節！駆逐艦「卯月」、そして工作艦「明石」が、いくつかのEO海域で期間限定邂逅可能となります。駆逐艦「卯月」はとめどなく(すみません)、工作艦「明石」は近海では1隻も保有していない提督方に邂逅致します！
Temp drops: Uzuki and Akashi will drop in more maps (EO only?) this month. Looks like it's only for those without Akashi.
>>139411047
That's the thing though, Iowaposts are responses, kagaposts just kept getting spammed again and again.
I'm not trying to make it sound like some necessary evil, we're posting on an image board after all, It's not surprising that people express themselves through image edits and so on.
Man, the threads are so much better when Kagashitter isn't here, it would be so great if that was the norm instead of the exception.
10▼【家具屋さん】お品書きの更新
家具は「卯月」祭り！家具屋さんのお品書きが更新され、下記の新家具などの取扱いが開始されました。
・卯月の床 new!
・卯月の壁紙 new!
・卯月の窓 new!
・卯月の机 new!
・卯月の掛け軸 new! ※ダイナミック割引可
Enjoy your Uzuki furniture.
>>139411047
Well I wouldn't. But that's the whole point. It's not like there was anything fundamentally wrong with rebecca's pictures either before they were spammed to hell and back.
If you consider Iowaposting to be irresponsible shitposting, what are you doing baiting with Kagashit yourself?
>Kaga this Kaga that
11▼家具「卯月」祭り！の補足 1/2
今回実装された家具「卯月」祭りの家具の二つは、購入に「特注家具職人」が必要ですが、先にご紹介した新任務群によって、「特注家具職人」を最大二つ新たにゲット可能です。急いで購入する必要はありません。任務をご活用頂けますと幸いです。
Two pieces of the furniture need firniture fairies. You can get them from quests.
>>139411189
I want to rape Kaga loli in front of Kaga, and have her watch.
>>139411228
You forgot that I'm standing right there in the hall holding a bow and arrows?
12▼家具「卯月」祭り！の補足 2/2
今回実装された「卯月の掛け軸」と「卯月の机」には、うーちゃんの心尽くしのギミックが入っています。ぜひこの春ゲットして頂けると幸いです。
Get U-chan's hanging scroll!
【「秋津洲」運用中の提督の皆さんへ】
「秋津洲」運用中の提督の皆さん、申し訳ありません、本メンテナンス直後より、同艦娘の装備運用が、仕様通り動作していない状況が確認されています。可能な限り早く復旧させますので、どうか少しだけお待ち頂けますと幸いです。
Glitch with equipping Akitsushima.
Here we go again.
>>139411285
oh boy, guess that will have to wait for a fix
>>139411255
Bullets travel faster than arrows my dear.
13▼睦月型駆逐艦一番艦/二番艦の上方修正
睦月型駆逐艦一番艦「睦月」及び同二番艦「如月」の仕様を上方修正し、「大発動艇」の運用が可能になりました。
※陸戦隊搭乗の「大発動艇」の運用も可能です。
※「特二式内火艇」の運用はできません。
Mutsuki and Kisaragi can now equip daihatsu and Ka-Mi.
>>139411155
Honestly, it would probably be a lot simpler if everybody ignored the Kagashitter as much as possible. I mean, it's not like he'll ever leave, but at least it may keep the shitposting down a bit if we don't give him attention.
I dunno, there just has to be some way to at least keep it to a minimum.
>>139411304
Who cares, nothing can stop me from protecting my wife and daughters
>>139411302
You mean until they stop with this April Fool's joke of theirs.
>>139411345
>>139411360
or that, the damn bombers on Re were enough to give me a heart attack.
>>139411371
>>139411337
He's been ignored for the most part the past months. It doesn't stop him.
>>139411402
You already know it is true.
14▼「艦娘へのクッキー」販売終了&家具「春の乙型姉妹」パネルの配付終了
期間限定アイテム「艦娘へのクッキー」販売終了しました。提督の皆さん、ありがとうございました！また、春の艦祭り実施記念家具「春の乙型姉妹」パネルの配付を終了致しました。
White Day cookies removed from item shop. Some piece of furniture is also removed from the furniture shop.
>>139411337
I thought that a while back too. But it wouldn't work. He'd just spam Kaga, regardless of people telling him to fuck off or not. Just look for posts past the autosage limit in the archives.
>>139410866
>>139410868
>>139410889
>>139410947
>>139411035
>>139411062
>>139411153
>>139411170
>>139411227
>>139411257
>>139411285
>>139411321
>>>/jp/15000404 Game related topics do not belong here,
>>139411337
Ignoring him was what allowed him to get to this point m8.
>>139411337
The thing is, this has been tried, and it doesn't work. He just takes it for acceptance. At least now (1) he understands (to a limited degree) his behavior is not well received here, to say the least and (2) we get some decent OC. I mean damn, the guy's even drawing the Iowa shops now.
>>139411422
>>139411337
The only way that has been shown to have any effect on him at all is Iowaposting, and you want us to stop it. Okay.
>>139410850
>>139411035
Finally her ridiculous hat has been remove.
she looks cuter now
>>139411337
nah, need more Iowa shops.
These shops havent reached its full potential as of yet.
Also havent seen the guy get fully triggered as of of right now, I would rather see an Iowa shop for every kaga post he's made.
>>139411408
>>139411432
>>139411436
>>139411437
>>139411491
>>139411535
More Iowa it is then, I suppose.
15▼複数の改二艦娘の一部パラメータの上方微修正
駆逐艦「初春改二」の最大雷装、「初霜改二」の最大火力・対空・最大対空、「時雨改二」の最大火力、「暁改二」の最大火力、「叢雲改二」の最大火力、「潮改二」の回避・最大装甲を、それぞれ僅かではありますが上方修正致しました。
The following DDs get buffed at kai 2:
Hatsuharu (torp)
Hatsushimo (firepower, AA)
Shigure, Akatsuki, Murakumo (firepower)
Ushio (evasion, armour)
>>139411445
What's she doing over there?
本メンテナンス直後より、同艦娘の装備運用が仕様通り動作していない状況が発生していましたが、復旧と修正が完了致しました。「秋津洲」運用中の提督の皆さん、ご心配とご迷惑お掛けして、大変申し訳ありませんでした。お詫び致します。
Issues with equipping Akitsushima have been fixed.
>>139411568
She's waiting for me on the other side of the world
>>139411586
by the way, thank you for translating this.
some of the stuff I read didnt much sense to me.
I want to hug kaga.
>>139411554
I knew the devs wouldn't abandon Shiggy. War hounds will never die.
>>139411613
Me too
>>139411554
thanks for the notes m8
Finally some good buffs
16▼航空戦における演出の更新/強化
航空戦において、「瑞雲」等の【多用途水上機/水上爆撃機】及び「二式水戦」等の【水上戦闘機】を運用した際、ビジュアルが一部変更されるよう表示を更新/強化しました。※本年実装予定の陸上攻撃機も、同様の表示を実装する予定です。
Seaplane bombers and seaplane fighters have updated visuals/received a buff. Land bombers will receive something similar when they're implemented later this year.
本日のアップデート情報はここまで、です。接続や表示が不安定な場合は、お使いのブラウザのキャッシュを削除した後、再接続をお願いできますと幸いです。提督の皆さん、大変お待たせ致しました。引き続き「艦これ」と「艦娘」を、どうぞよろしくお願い致します！
And done. Clear your cache.Back to work now.
>>139411613
First you'll need to eat your hamburgers!
>>139411613
Adorable as fuck, Kaga is hot too.
>>139411649
What a slut
>>139411681
Thanks anon!
>>139411696
>slut
What?
>>139411587
Fucking hang yourself and join her.
You are more unwanted than my second child.
>>139411691
If the relationship between Bismarck and Prinz was to be replicated with Iowa, who would Iowa's Prinz be?
MOOOOOOOOT
We're American now
>>139411740
>>139411746
>Sheri Duke
>Hilda Bray
Is this an April Fools thing?
>>139411554
Hatsuharu gets +2 Torpedo
Hatsushimo gets +2 FP and +1 to AA
Shiggy, Akatsuki and Murakumo gets +2 FP
Ushio gets +1 to Armor. Not sure how many additional to evasion stat.
>>139411790
what?
Press F5
Fuck off nameshitters.
Go fuck yourselves, this isn't fucking facebook.
>>139411337
I never dislike him before but it's nice to see he has changed quite a lot thanks to Iowa-sama.
All these names are real people, but where are they being pulled from?
>>139411853
Don't.
>>139411808
Of course it is.
>>139411862
Look at your own name, faggot.
Whoa what happens here?
>>139411882
Name generators are easy to make anon.
Post your married fleet. Determine who has shit taste. I bet George Salas has shit taste.
april fools joke folks, dont go panicing
>>139411923
But I've searched for every single name that has appeared in this thread, and they're all real people.
>>139411930
FUCK OFF JUDY YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Testing, don't mind me.
>>139411932
What if they're beta testing Facebook integration for 4chan?
>>139411961
>Nikki Cummings
Heh
Pretty cool
The memes.
>>139411975
Yep, it overrides ordinary namefagging, fun.
>>139411996
hush! dont go giving them any ideas
>>139411961
Nice name, faggot
>>139411951
They probably use some kind of phonebook, to simplify it, not sure where from though.
>>139411996
It'd be Google+, baka, this is their material design theme incarnate.
>>139411996
>>139412064
>Wuhehe
Nice!
>>139412075
Some of the people have been dead for quite some time.
Bismslut - worst boat.
>>139412149
2spooky!
>>139412192
Beautiful name you got there
>>139412145
I WILL FUCKING FIND, RAPE, AND ANNIHILATE YOU FLORENCE YOU FUCKING BITCH.
CHRIST, I HATE FITZGERALDS SO FUCKING MUCH
>>139412192
Are you perhaps related to Roma, Sylvia?
>>139412145
What kind of a parent names their child Florence? Typical Kagashitter name.
>>139412260
>>139412298
I think Florence is quite a cute name
I have better taste than all you faggots, especially faggots like Ronda who like worstkaze and Fred who likes retards like Kongou.
>>139412347
Piss off Dwayne, learn to punctuate punctuate your sentences you piece of shit.
>>139412347
Just as expected from someone named Dwayne, of all things.
I wonder what name I will get!
>>139412411
Is this old screen or do you have working version of KCV?
>>139412450
Dwayne Johnson? I wish I was a tough guy like him
>>139412411
> Haruna
Yeah, you are a pretty cool dude Sally.
>>139412411
>Shoucucku at the top
lmao
>>139412411
Ryan, stop posting behind your Mexican mother alias and go to bed.
Kaga is love and life
>>139412145
Florence, please.
>>139412411
>top 5 ships are all sluts
You sure showed them, Sally.
Anyone seen Matt around?
>>139412558
Fuck you Krista, Shoukaku is love.
>>139412604
Here
Kaga summer sprite when?
>>139412411
>typical anime sluts
>>139412661
There's a chance that I might be Matt.
>>139412411
>Shocucku
>Haruslut
>Suzuya the slut
>Slutsaragi
Sure, Sally
Anyone got the comic he posted yesterday
>>139412727
Soon, my Kagafriend
>Raian can't namefag for attention now
Someone please put him on suicide watch. We don't want him hurting himself.
>>139412760
But you are Chester.
I want to bully all krauts
What does a married life with kaga feels like?
>>139412781
>Inez Nunez
>>139412832
Love and life
>>139412814
Shut up, Naomi! You fucking harlot! You're the reason Matt killed himself!
【敵機動部隊等と交戦中の提督の皆さんへ】
本メンテナンス後より、敵艦載機の拡大表示時に仕様通りでないビジュアルが表示される症状が確認されています(表示の不具合です)。ご心配お掛けして申し訳ありません。可能な限り早く復旧致します。少しだけお待ち頂けますと幸いです。
Enemy planes' visual is just a bug. (Yeah, right.)
It'll be fixed soon.
>>139412839
>Lance Romero
Holy shit, that's what I should have been born as, sounds like something straight out of 80s porn.
Also, if you guys see Matt, tell him to post his sendai pics.
>>139412823
Jamie must have been bullied by a german all throughout his life, must be tough
Shigure stronk
>>139412883
No, Matt killed himself because he is a gigantic faggot, it's not Naomi's fault.
>>139412803
I'm betting he's >>139412411.
>>139412934
I want to bully that boy.
>>139412076
Fuck, you're right! I hadn't noticed because I hadn't refreshed the page.
things are getting alot more interesting
>>139412926
>Huang
Well, sorry for your misfortune to be chink
>>139413057
Hi Fred, that is one adorable boy, care if I contribute?
Wouldn't wanna bully him though, more like hug.
>>139413093
Fuck off Herbert, he's Vietnamese you shit.
>>139413034
You stay out of this, Lela!
Prinz is the cutest.
>>139413156
FUCK OFF RAIAN
Anyone else excited for when based Matt is going to show up?
>>139413174
Literally the best taste, Abigail.
>>139413138
Huang would be the Chinese version. Hoang would be Vietnamese.
>>139413156
>Hartman
Of course it's krautscum.
>>139413223
Holy fucking shit, an Irish jew.
>>139413174
>Lovable personality
>Cute Design
>Cute VA
>Doesn't wear slutty clothes yet she's erotic
what else can you get from pudding?
>>139413245
Is this an image dumping thread? Can I post my favorite shipgirls as much as I like?
I want to propose to Erica.
>>139413429
Not Kaga.
>>139413429
Piss off Nina, you're more unwanted than the child inside of you.
>>139413429
Fuck off, retarded kagafag.
I'LL BE GAY FOR BISKO
Licking Kashima's hair
>>139413482
Hamakaze fine?
>>139413553
>almost Chris Hansen
I'm afraid to say anything about adopting Hoppou now.
>>139413591
Yeah.
>>139413429
Suck my dick first, Ninafaggot.
Am I the only one who likes Noshiro?
>>139413690
Not just you
>>139413690
Noshiro is the sexiest.
>>139413690
>>139413731
Fuck off Mexishitters.
I am determine people's tastes by the girls they post.
God Tier:
Bill Dodson
Deborah Hester
Cleo Hartmann
Frankie Carney
Ruby Fisher
Christina Henson
Lance Romero
Charlene Porter
Alfred Hardy
Meh Tier:
Malcolm Vasquez
Kristopher Maynard
Abigail Mills
Peggy Cameron
Maggie Richmond
Nathaniel Payne
Erin Huynh
Lela Terry
Travis Duarte
Shit Tier:
Fred Blackburn
Joe Arias
Nina Moss
Amber Bowman
Faye Rowe
Ruben Parrish
Ebony Randall
Nelson Wolf
Beth Taylor
Chester Lewis
>>139413762
>I am determine
>>139413762
God Tier*
Flowrence Fitzgerald
>all this shit taste
get better taste m8
>>139413553
I'll be straight for Bisko.
>>139413762
>implying
>>139413869
>DD
>Better taste
heh
>>139413762
Semen tier:
Nina Moss
Ruben Parrish
Beth Taylor
Nelson Wolf
Ebony Randall
Literal Cum slut tier:
Florence Fitzgerald (Fuck off)
>>139413869
> Slutty hai hai
> Good taste.
Fucking disgusting.
>>139413762
Maikazefag reporting in.
>>139413553
I luv bisko
>>139413967
>>139413930
Fuck off Murakumofag.
>>139413952
>I am retarded
I want to scratch Max behind the ears
>>139414018
Fuck off Patti and take the retarded cunt Isabella with you
>>139414073
I want to look at Max's face while eating.
>>139414018
>>139414206
>>139414202
Hi Laura, just want to tell you that your sister is a cunt.
Hope you have a nice day.
Bismarck deserves a punch to the face.
>>139414206
>>139414260
>Mabel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFDs50pMyM
>>139414266
>Patton
ah, this thread is so alive
>>139414099
One day she'll be the strongest DD.
And haters can stay mad.
I'm going to call Bono whatever name I get.
>>139414202
Here, would you ever tell Florence to fuck off?
>>139414452
Is that you Leaverain?
>>139414509
Janet-chang dayo.
>>139414509
>chinkshit
>>139410520
You clearly have no idea what you're doing here
>>139413762
>>139414596
You can tell your brother that Naomi isn't a harlot.She's a good girl.
Carriers should be flat
>>139414601
Eat a dick Allan
>>139414665
>Bray
Are you Yuropoor's sister?
>>139414452
Why are you so gloomy dechi?
>>139414672
Based fucking Drake.
>>139414672
>>139414710
>Drakeposters
>>139414825
>Bates
Oh shit, he's gonna kill us all,
>>139414710
>>139414672
Drake, plz. You didn't even start from the bottom.RJ is okay, though
I want to lick Shiggy's neck.
>still no sign of Matt
>>139414343
Supreme taste Carlos.
>>139414976
Nice try at samefagging 'Carl(os)'
>>139413174
Why didn't Prinz get a USN Kai Ni like Hibiki did with USSR?
>>139413762
>This level of tryhard
>>139414723
Ro is a cutie.
>>139413174
Post Prinz Eugen 12 please.
>>139415099
Hibiki actually got rearmed and served in red navy, while Prinz just got nuked.
It's lewd, though. I'm probably getting banned.
