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FUCKIN HALF BOILED EGG
IN
BURGER
HALF !
H A L F
BOILED !!!
>>139405067
never been to a specialty burger shop pleb?
>>139405067
Fried egg, not boiled.
>>139405067
Don't knock it till you try it
>>139405118
Does harveys count?
>>139405067
That egg looks fried to me.
>>139405067
>he's never had a runny yolk egg on his burger
just stop it
>>139405158
>eating runny yolk egg
>eating eggs in literally any way other than scrambled
>>139405137
>harveys
are specialty burgers a midwest only thing? like specialty pizza?
Are we the true american breadbasket?
>>139405067
never had a slamburger from dennys? Egg, bacon, cheese, and hashbrowns on a burger.
How do you eat that anyway, I want to order something loke it but I'm scared I might make a huge mess
>>139405199
i bet you cook your steak well done, boring ass nigga
>>139405243
with your mouth
>>139405067
>Boiled egg
>>139405199
>being 9
>>139405243
You just eat like a burger.
>>139405199
>Not having hot runny yolk that you soak up with a piece of toast to flavor the toast with delicious protein
Live life a little anon.
>>139405199
it's a mess to wash up sunny side down is the best way to go
>>139405118
I would eat that, but I hate pickles.
>>139405243
well, if you are used to having already runny shit like mayo, ketchup, mustard, or any other sauces on a burger, its not that much different.
>>139405067
>orders hamburger steak
>is not even between two buns
>has butter on top
That's nothing baby.
>>139405243
It's basically the same deal as the a breakfast sandwich egg. The egg is mostly cooked all the way through and anything that's still runny gets soaked into the inside of the bun.
>>139405118
replace pickle for lettuce and I'm good
>>139405199
What a fucking pussy
>>139405243
with a firm grip and a strong bite, kinda like sucking a dick.
>>139405243
>doesn't like his burg to be messy
What a pleb
>>139405256
>>139405391
>pony
>on /a/
get OUT
LEAVE
KILL YOURSELF
Now I want burgers.
>>139405350
>onions
>>139405067
this game better have fat noctis mode
>>139405391
Goodbye.
>>139405553
>Nigga can't handle onions
>>139405558
game wont even have female party member mode. Cant wait for the SJW's and the fujos to get a hold of it.
>>139405553
pleb
>>139405553
I actually hate you
Real American hours, smash that sodane button
>>139405553
HOW can people dislike onions?
When cooked they lose that sharp taste, and yet some people STILL won't touch them.
>>139405661
This
>>139405199
Do you have the cooking ability of a dog?
>>139405314
Next you're telling me you hate lettuce too, you unhealthy pig?
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't like pickles in their burgers
>>139405067
Why are you bitching?
Are you retards?
>>139405681
some people just dont like the onion breath afterwards.
>>139405602
Who the fuck bites into the middle like that. All that accomplishes is smearing your cheeks with burger.
>>139405745
Nah I agree with that anon, pickles suck
>3 am
>stuck in the country with no good burger joints open
/a/, does human meat makes good burgers?
>>139405681
I literally gag when I even taste onions, and I've even thrown up by eating them without noticing
>>139405553
How about you grow up. Onions are for mature boys and gals
EGGS ARE A SHIT
FUCK EGGS
>>139405748
There are people in this thread right now who don't put mayonnaise on their pizza.
>>139405745
Why the hell would you waste perfectly fine cucumbers by turning them into something disgusting?
>>139405817
Eggs are one of the best source of proteins one can eat you fucking piece of shit tripfaggot lanky skinny piece of garbage faggot.
>>139405792
depends on the person
>>139405842
Eggs are revolting, I would rather eat stinky tofu and nuts.
>>139405350
That looks so fucking dry other than the yolks
I eat the egg first and then eat the burger so I don't make a mess
>>139405748
>>139405745
I am also a person who does not like pickles, especially on my burgers. I just can't stand the taste. You'd think I'd hate sauerkraut too but no I love that shit.I also don't like cheese on my burgers.
>>139405857
are you implying nuts tasted bad as well?
>>139405872
>don't like cheese on my burgers.
TOO FAR
>>139405872
I like pickles on their own as a snack, but not on burgers
>>139405817
Eggs are nice, shame the aftertaste is revolting and lasts for hours.
>>139405847
Well, I have the options of hungry skeleton, fit old meat and chunky young meat. Gotta check if I have cheese, red onions all that shit.
>>139405842
Eggs are a man's friend. Cheap, tasty and can go in a ton of shit
>>139405745
>liking green paper on your burgers
>>139405864
>literally shit on it
New BK flavour of India
>>139405314
>>139405376
>hating pickles
What is wrong with you two
>being this pleb
I bet you think eggs with marmite are shit too huh, faggot.
>>139405067
It's a fried egg.
And it's actually quite nice, provided the other side has been cook for a while.
>>139405067
Are you telling me this is weird? I been eating my sandwiches this way for 20 years now. >>139405553 And you know, this thread is making me very angry, I better get the fuck off of here.
>>139405864
It's chili and it's very good, also not from BK
>>139405553
My nigga. I hate onions.
>>139405872
Do you not like cheese or is it just when it's on burgers?
I hate any vegetables on my burger, I just eat burgers like this.
>>139405872
Thomas Jefferson is literally rolling in his grave right now
>>139406020
Boring
>>139406020
see this kind of thing is why you'll never have a girlfriend
The only way to fuck up a burger is to put ketchup, mustard, mayo, or any other sauce on it. Sauces are an invention of people who hate the amazing taste of meet and wish to obscure it with shit.
>>139406020
Tell me your address so I can personally slap your shit
>>139406021
good
>>139406020
That's how I eat my burgers, but only cause prepping and storing the veggies is a pain. When I go out, I get lots of veggies.
>>139406059
Burgers are not steak you autistic fag.
I should know, I'me a fucking burg pro.
>Haven't eaten in 3 days
>Reading this thread
>>139406107
EAT
>>139406107
hello somalia
>>139405872
Everyone was great until the spoiler. Blasphemy.
>>139406107
Thanks hungry skeleton
>>139406107
So not only me, huh. I should pay my bills tomorrow but I'll just pig out all day long
Burger with an egg that is sprinkled with sugar and then hit with a blowtorch
>>139406107
>forgot I havent eaten in the last 2 days
>I never even felt hungry
>>139406020
Me too
>>139405907
>>139406003
I feel like it's a ratio or a layout problem. For example not having cheese in a burgrito just seems silly to me, even though a burgrito is literally just a burger and fries inside a burrito.
American cheese is shit no matter where though.
>>139406020
I agree. I hate when they put ketchup on there, too.
>No ketchup, please.
>Are you sure? It's going to be dry.
I like dry food, not disgusting watery vegetables and "condiments" on my burger.
>>139406104
If all you want to taste is some shitty sauce why don't you just leave out the expensive part (the meat) and just eat some bread with your shit smeared on it and some veggies?
Also fuck you, some meat is better than others but that's no excuse to mask its flavor you fucking sinner.
>>139406146
what the heck is this queer shit
>>139405067
He should have put some pineapple and beetroot on that.
>>139406123
>>139406125
>>139406140
>>139406142
Is that supposed to be weird? Do you people really eat every single day?
>>139406146
Are those pickled onions? Is that good on a burger? Never had it before.
Okay guys lets be real here, cilantro is fucking gross, right?
>>139406174
>I like dry food
>>139406190
Onions. Don't ever eat them. They're bad.
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>>139406107
>>139405872
I order my burgers with pickles but then take them off and eat them seperately.
I HATE tomatos and don't want them anywhere near me.
>>139406217
I thought it tasted like soap but now I want it on lots of food.
>>139405199
Are you six years old?
>>139406174
you literal cockroach
>>139406226
Sorry onions don't taste like cocks.
>>139406186
If all you want to taste is meat, then eat a fucking steak. You don't eat a turkey sandwich for just the taste of the turkey. Same goes for a burger, you retard.
>>139406255
I live in socal and its on fucking everything here and it tastes awful to me.
>>139406237
This is worse than loli imouto NTR.
>>139406202
Suicide yourself into the nearest grave
>>139406294
It tastes bad, but nothing that bad. I've been eating it since childhood so I might be a bit biased though
go raibh maith agat as an bia
>>139406273
So you've never wrapped your lips around a big meaty dick before have you? You fucking faggot
>>139406294
I understand your pain. They put onions on everything here in the northeast.
>>139406330
Worst doll.
>>139406276
Food is like decorating, you accentuate the feature you most want represented by complimenting it. For instance, in your room you would probably include a lot of rainbow flags to highlight your dildo collection. Bread and vegetables complement the meat, which is the star of any food. And I would eat steak every day if I could.
>>139406107
>tfw you're so depressed you can't even bother eating
>>139405553
Boy oh boy are /ck/ memes (You) generators on /a/.
Okay so what's the perfect companion for French fries?
>>139406372
Its literally ground up trimmings you nerd boy
>>139405792
I can tell you from experience that French women taste best.
>>139406252
That reminds me; I don't ask for no pickles. I always remove them myself. If the burger was infected with very mild pickle-taste, I actually don't mind it-- in fact I think I like it more. But if I bite into a pickle at any point I find it disgusting.
I too hate tomatoes. I love sauce, I love ketchup, but the texture of tomatoes, and their wetness, is gross. I haven't experimented yet, but I think if the tomato slice was dried out or whatever I'd possibly be okay with it.
>>139406391
Salt.
>>139405067
this motherfucker eating a burger with gloves on
>>139406020
Big pimpin'
>>139406338
If you slapped some onions on that hot slab of meat I'd pump up and down on it like a fucking hand crank cause that shit's delicious.
>>139406391
Vinegar.
>>139406202
i usually eat once per day
it's been years since i went over a week without eating
>>139406330
>as an bia
>There are people who don't put their fries on their burgers.
>>139406217
>>139406255
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html
theres actually a gene that some populations have that makes cilantro taste like soap
>>139406393
Ground up trimmings of the food of the gods is still better than ground up shitty parts of other plants. Or most plants. Or most things. Or your penis.
>>139406451
>carbs on carbs
What's next, anon? Yakisoba on bread?
>>139406391
Peppers.
>>139406477
>Rice in a burrito shell
>>139406401
I think it's the texture of it? It just doesn't feel right, but if I can taste the pickle without it being there I actually like it, and I like pickles by themselves.
>1/3lb angus
>1/3lb venison
>1/3lb black bear
>sunny side up egg
>onion
>lettuce
>pickle
>sharp cheddar cheese
>horseradish mustard
>ketchup
>giant pretzel bun done crisp on insides
Ya'll niggas haven't even lived
I really like fried eggs on burgs
Never look at fast food burgers the same again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjz_eiIX8k
>>139406513
You eat bears?
Why do I come to these threads just to torture myself?
>>139406496
>Rice
>burrito
>>139406217
>>139406454
>cilantro
It's fucking coriander
Sprinkle some lettuce and tomato slices with salt, slap that on bread with some god damn mayo and put the meat in between.
Bonus: Also add fries or cheese.
This is the objectively best way to enjoy a good burger in the 3rd world
>>139406391
Mayo.
>>139406553
That's only if it's the seeds or roots.
Always remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY
>>139406535
I don't care.
Burg is love, burg is life
>>139406477
Instant noodles with rice. Try it, faggot.
>>139406542
Bear is honestly every part as good as beef. Probably more since most beef is awful slop-fed junk.
Made some bear steaks for a couple friends and they all said it was the best steak they had ever had. They were all pretty shocked to find out it was black bear.
>>139406596
>rice a roni
>good
>>139406582
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY
>>139406391
If you put ketchup on fries so fucking help me. They'll have to send a rescue party to ketchup with you when I kick your ass into orbit. Not an earth orbit either, I'll knock you so hard you'll encounter the moon's gravitational pull and slingshot into an elliptical orbit that extends past fucking Uranus. And as you freeze to death in the vacuum of space you'll think of the warm, succulent french fries you wasted by putting ketchup on them and weep for your own stupidity.
>>139406596
For a starving poor Asian, that shit is top class.
>>139406615
It's like I'm in a real kitchen.
>>139406553
the herb is cilantro. Herbs are from leafy parts. Spice is coriander, which is any part but the leaves. Learn2cook, fagget
>>139406626
What about paprika
>>139406648
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY
>>139406427
this
anything else is pleb tier
>>139406477
>he never mix rice + noodle
>>139406608
I honestly had no idea that eating black bears was a thing. Are you a hunter?
>>139406401
>I always remove them myself. If the burger was infected with very mild pickle-taste, I actually don't mind it-- in fact I think I like it more.
I didn't think I would meet anyone else who did this.
>>139406649
It's as acceptable as the movie Paprika. Make of that what you will.
>>139406626
>If you put ketchup on fries so fucking help me.
And here we meet a contrarian that has ascended far beyond contrarianism, so far, he looped back around to just being retarded.
>>139406680
You can eat a lot of things.
>>139406699
Ketchup is shit.
Salt, or vinegar is all you need.
>>139406694
Removed pickles?
I thought a fair amount of people did.
>>139406608
i thought bear meats flavor was really affected by the bears diet. I heard once that if the bear ate mostly meat or fish it would make the bear meat stringy and tough.
>>139406680
Yeah I am. Basically the only way you're going to get bear and not have it be trash. Although it is easy to fuck up by not skinning and chilling bears, as the hide will quickly spoil the meat.
If you have bear and it isn't good, whoever took care of it fucked it all up.
>>139406699
Ketchup tastes like shit and vinegar fucking fight me faggot. Stick with salt like someone with two brain cells before buying into tomato-farmer induced memes on what to ruin your food with.
>>139406699
Ketchup is disgusting.
No one is even talking about FF...
I go with ketchup + mayo on my fries. Deal with it faggots.
>>139406442
You got me. I put "thanks for the food" into google translator for irish. I don't even know what "as an bia" means. Was the translation that bad?
>>139406699
normalfag get out
>>139406743
The flavor has some to do with diet. Grizzly and Polar isn't nearly as good as Black bear. But it still isn't awful or anything.
It really is all about how you take care of the meat. Same with any wild game, really.
>>139406727
I meant not asking for the pickles to be removed only to remove them yourself because you like the mild pickle taste.
But maybe that mindset is a lot more common than I thought.
>>139406237
i want to see her belly
>mayo on burgers
>>139406788
Do you but that on your burg?
>>139406788
The thread is filled with crossies from /v/, what did you expect?
>>139406810
That's chewing tobacco, right?
>>139406833
Speaking of shit
>waffle cones
>fries
Those are all shit. Eat a baked potato instead.
>mayo
>not garlic aioli
>>139406845
Meant for >>139406794
>>139406830
Mayo is shit. Why not just shove a straw into the belly of your average Mississippian and suck, it's the same thing.
>>139406830
It's okay if it's spicy mayo or japanese mayo.
>>139406871
>garlic aioli
That's just mayo with garlic powder mixed in. I know because I tried both of them. One just costs more.
>>139406851
yeah, sure
>>139406871
Patrician taste right here.
>>139405199
>He haven't tried half boiled egg and balut
Grow up.
>>139405681
Onions are disgusting cooked. They're best fresh and uncooked.
>>139406933
I've never had, but do you get over the whole eating unborn baby part? Looks tasty regardless.
>removing lettuce
>paper-thin tomato
>no crispy fried onions
>no mushrooms
>probably no dijon
>probably no BBQ sauce
How the fuck is this not illegal
>>139406933
Flipfag please go.
>>139406963
Not the same guy but I've eaten a balut sans the unborn chick and it's fucking delicious.
>>139406391
Powdered seaweed with fries is great. I tried it once and never looked back. Now I have a bottle of powdered seaweed at home to sprinkle in stuff.
>>139406948
>doesn't like onions sauteed with garlic, butter, and mushrooms
>>139406991
>>no crispy fried onions
This is what needs to be standard in burgers instead of fucking pickles.
>>139406948
this nigga doesnt like carmelized onions
Who /chimichurri/ here?
>>139407042
Is there food on heaven?
>>139406999
Flip don't own that shit, you know. Lots of Asian country have it.
>>139406999
Looks like I'm heading down to my nearest ethnic mango neighborhood tomorrow.
>>139405553
Onions have enzymes that make the meat more tender. Enjoy your shoe leather, peasant.
They said I could be anything.
>>139406854
fucking pleb bitch
waffle cone and lum laisin ichiban
>>139407065
If there wasn't it sure as hell (GET IT) wouldn't be heaven then
>>139406202
THIS SHIT SLAYED ME
>>139407024
My fucking nigga.
A burger place near my uni uses that instead of regular chips. Got my first taste of it there. They use sea salt with it as well though.
>>139407099
Enjoy your underbite and undeveloped jawline.
>>139405553
Onions are great nigga
>>139406237
She's going to be fucking eggbound tomorrow
>>139407076
Oh I was assuming thatyou're a degenerate Flip like me.
Eggs on burgers is the best. As long as it doesn't have tomatoes or pickles. I will never outgrow my disgust for them.
>>139406202
>he doesn't eat ~5000cal a day
Got to eat big to get big CMON
>>139405199
I'll never get the appeal of half raw meat to apparently everyone else.
>>139406202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>139407145
The hell are you even on about, fool
>>139405243
Sin City burger from Smash Burger is the way to go
>>139407199
You can appreciate it more after eating raw meat. Nowadays I just love that shit
>>139407107
>meme icecream
Fucking murder-suicide yourself three times
>>139406252
I hate tomatos in burger becuase they just make everything wet.
>>139406629
It's not that uncommon of a practice in SEA even if you aren't poor.
>/v/-tier food thread
>200+ replies
Are you shitting me?
Sage
Report
Dubs
>>139405067
I've tried it and I don't feel the egg adding anything of substance to the flavour. If anything it blands out the taste of the burger
>>139407259
I've liked that shit since I was 8 years old dude, that and choc mint have always been my favs.
That dude that was talking about a black bear burger. That shit sounds fucking amazing.
>>139405553
Them's fighting words, next thing you know you'll be telling me you hate garlic too.
>>139407287
Your childhood is memetic garbage then.
>>139407273
/a/ has been Neo-/v/ tier since 2011
>>139407267
It's a perfect rainy day weather food for me. It's cheap as fuck and it has rice, what more can I ask for?
>half asleep from driving all night
>pull into a Denny's
>egg on a burger is on the menu
>in a daze
>order the egg cooked over easy
>didn't realize what I have done until I took a bite
>it was slimy
>but it was good
This is the angriest thread I've seen on /a/ in a while, and it's about fucking food.
This board has issues.
>>139407339
>>139407209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8
Enjoy eating your soft food.
>>139405067
why is a fork in there?
>>139407333
Taste on food shows how a man sees the world and how he sees himself. You can't avoid being angry at such faggotry. Yeah, I'm talking about you, you onion hating niggers
>>139407294
It is. Bear fat is substantially sweeter and less greasy than cow fat. When cooked right, it basically just melts into the meat itself, giving it a very juicy texture.
Cow fat tends to mostly just solidify when cooking, which is why you often simply cut most of it away from the meat itself. I actually save pure fat sections of the bear for use in cooking. Makes the best bacon or sausage you've ever had. Wild hog sausage patties cooked in bear meat is so good I can't stock enough of it because I eat through it so fast.
Who Melona here?
>>139407296
I like garlic powder.
>>139406830
Mix some BBQ sauce and a dash of wasabi on that mayo. Its fucking divine
>>139407399
>cooked in bear fat*
ITT: homeless street urchins that rather eat their own shit than a perfectly good burger
>>139405067
STOP EATING ANIMALS AND CHICKEN MENSTRUATION, EVERYONE
>>139406391
The best.
>>139407429
>BBQ sauce on a burger
BBQ sauce just completely covers up the flavor profiles of anything you smear it on.
As for BBQ itself, dry rub is master race and everything else is peasant trash.
>>139406107
>haven't eaten in 10 days
>sitting here playing with my foreskin browsing a Siberian wood carving board
>>139407405
Sweet damn these fuckin things
>>139407453
and then we got this faggot
>>139406202
What the fuck. Is this bait? I eat three meals a day, like a fucking human being.
>>139407453
My free american spirit cannot be sustained on vegetables alone.
