Ding Dong
Who where?
Turn off the lights.
Hide away from the windows.
Don't make a sound.
>>139386688
Why is there a loli at my door?
>>139386688
I don't want no goddamn newspapers, go away
>>139386688
Is she sick? She looks sick.
>tfw you wouldnt let a sick loli into yoir house out of fear of being accused of being a peadophile.
>>139388695
To be fair, that's only because I am one.
>>139386688
Run! That's not a real loli or it would have done plin plon
Loli eating ice cream.
>>139386688
Correct age. Wrong Gender. Leave.
>>139386688
I don't want your rock ablums. Please leave!
>>139388817
blim blom?
>>139388695
Not gonna lie. Saw a little girl crying for help in the woods once, and just walked in the other direction out of fear of just this.
>>139389597
Nothing a shitty girl like you would know.
Lolis are easily affected by allergies
>>139390099
factually incorrect
people develop more allergies as they age
>>139390506
It's actually the opposite. People frequently outgrow childhood allergies, especially if they are very mild ones. I had allergies to pollen and cat hair as a kid, now neither really bothers me.
>>139389693
Heartless bastard.
>>139389693
I know that feel, but I saw this girl (no loli) crying at college once, I just ignored her, she looked like a pain in the ass.
>>139391176
I just hand them a tissue and fuck off. Sometimes they try to start a conversation, but I'm too socially inept for that
>>139388876
There seems to be something exciting going on in front of that monitor.
>>139391329
>I'm too socially inept
Don't blame you for that, but sometimes is just like "I don't care that much to talk."
>>139390701
I do sorta regret it, and hope she wasnt eaten by a bear or something, but we were pretty deep in the woods, so i doubt she could have been far from her family who brought her there.
>>139391329
> I'm too socially inept for that
You really care about what a random stranger will think of you?
>>139391176
I feel like legal girls are different. You may be called a creep, but never a paedophile. That word ruins lives anon.
>>139392232
Yes.It's actually more a fear thing though.
>>139392188
Wait. You left a crying little girl, all alone, deep in the woods, in an area that has bears, by herself? What in the actual fuck.
>>139392792
>he actually is a civil servant
>she traps him and rapes him
>he can't go to the cops about it because he's so embarrassed
>>139390701
>>139392188
>>139392847
I don't blame him at all. Blame society's fear mongering of pedophiles.
This is the future you chose.
>>139392847
On the bright side, she probably got a hug. A bear hug, but still a hug
>>139392847
This >>139392935
Are you aware that by current society, if a male does any kind of interaction with a child, chances are that he will get his shit in prison right?
Just take a look at shit like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airline_seating_sex_discrimination_controversy
Staying far away from 3D little kids is the safest course of action.
>>139388876
Sauce?
>>139392935
I genuinely feel terrible about it, but if i was placed in the same situation today, i would probably do the same thing.
Watch out guys, I hear lolis are pretty dangerous.
>>139389693
You didn't have a cellphone?
It'd be fine as long as someone new that you were with her (and of course not doing anything), right?
>>139386688
wow hot a what baabhabhiat
>>139393279
No, it is a massive forest and i have a shitty phone, so i doubt i would have got much service. Guess i could have shot off a flare, but honestly thought it was best to pray someone else found her.
>>139393523
You did right Anon. Otherwise you would have been accused of paedophile.
>>139393567
Surely the little girl could testify otherwise.
>>139393642
Just not worth the chance anon.
>>139393642
Like the police believes that.
>most false allegations originated with an adult bringing the accusations on behalf of a child
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_allegation_of_child_sexual_abuse
Stay safe my dear anons.
>>139386688
Oh boy is my delivery of Classic Rock here already?
>>139393127
And he will be raped and killed in prison and people will scream that its justice.
Society is broken.
So we are all in agreement? Leaving the little girl alone was the best course of action?
>>139393986
It shouldn't be, but it is.
>>139393986
I do not, no matter the risk to himself, he should have saved the loli.
>>139394029
>loli
It was a 3dpd little girl. Who gives a flying fuck?
>>139393986
Sadly yes.
>>139394029
Think about the repercussions anon. Another victim of paedophile abuse would only fuel even more the current paranoia. For the greater good, the loli must be left behind.
>>139393275
you're telling me
>>139394065
I do, little girls are the closest things to lolis in our world.
>>139394090
There is no greater good than helping a loli in trouble.
>>139393986
Yes. Imagine if she was raped and dropped there.Then anon gets out of the woods with her and the first thing she tells her parents is how some men rubbed his dick on her.He could have trouble for that.
>>139394029
>saves little girl
>gets booked with kidnapping and rape charges
>his entire life is ruined.
Or
>avoids little girl
>parents probably come along
>they go home and eat ice cream.
>>139394226
Why would anon's parents be out in the woods?
Never pick up a strange loli
You don't know where it's been
>>139394387
Lolis parents. I assume she is not in the middle of bear infested woods by herself.
>>139394226
Look farther than the immediate consequences.
>saves little girl
>gets booked with kidnapping and rape charges
>his entire life is ruined.
>media starts screaming
>your average Joe is even further ostracised from current society
>more draconian rules to keep males from kids are put in places
>more soccer moms joins against
>the world becomes a darker place
>>139394430
See, this is why lolis keep dying.
>>139394226
>saves little girl
>gets praised as a hero, gains self-confidence and overcomes feeling of emptiness
>his life improves to unseen heights
Or:
>avoids little girl
>newspaper headline of next week reads "mutilated body of little girl found in woods; was raped and murdered"
>can't bear the crushing guilt and commits suicide
>>139394480
I genuinely wonder what happened to loli. Did she die? Did her parents find her? Did she escape from a rape dungeon and anon left her to get captured again? Was she a wish granting fairy and anon failed the test?
>>139394509
>anon ignores little girl
>she keeps trying to find a way home just to get deeper in the woods
>ends up raped by some hikers
>escapes and hides in a cave
>it's a bear's cave
>she ends up getting eaten and her last wishes are to be saved by someone and see her parents again
>meanwhile anon masturbates to loli porn
Could be worse, I guess
>>139386688
I recognize that loli prostitute.
>>139394509
>Feeling guilt for someone unrelated to you.
lol
Most people in this planet want me dead, why should I care about them?
>>139394674
>>Feeling guilt for someone unrelated to you.
>lol
Nigger spotted.
>>139394129
>>139394719
99% of people on this planet would kill me without a second thought because of my preferences.
>>139386688
>ding dong
what the hell is this shit
>>139393944
A small sacrifice worth making for the justice that is exterminating every pedophile.
>>139394737
There are so many fucking doujins about getting on the wrong train.
>>139394808
And because of that you are willing to let that which you profess to love die?
The 99% are right, you ARE scum.
>>139394820
You realize you are the type of person who made anon abandon a loli to her death right?
>>139394884
>willingly promoting the ruin of life and suicide due to false accusation
You are the only scum here.
>>139394623
>Was she a wish granting fairy and anon failed the test?
So he avoided becoming an anime mc. Good job, anon.
>>139394884
Not my fault. Society made me this way.
>>139394820
Zangyaku-san, let me sick it in your butt
>>139394509
Come on, admit it. What is more likely, anon being praised as a hero, or being accused of kidnapping/raping her.
>>139394932
I think you're lost, anon.
>>139394953
Sure, it's never your fault. Nothing is.
>>139394970
You know what would actually be the most likely? That the parents are grateful, the kid is grateful and everyone is relieved.
What kidnapper-rapists would bring back his victim to the victim's parents/the police anyways? That's a pants-on-head retarded assumption and I doubt that it's even nearly as much widespread as you persecution complex faggots are making it out to be.
>>139394896
Nice try, faggot. You know the reason why people hate pedophiles is because pedophiles exist in the first place.
Once advanced hardware that detects blood flow rate increase from a distance upon observing children becomes real all your kind will be hunted down and crucified, experimented on, used for entertainment. It's only a matter of time.
>>139394970
Doctor saves the lives of over 300 kids, loses everything over some photos. He never even touched anyone.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/MD-Anderson-physician-pleads-guilty-to-collecting-6959889.php
/a/nons would get instantly beaten to death for being in close proximity to a loli.
>>139395042
>Sure, it's never your fault. Nothing is.
>implying is his fault
>ignores loli
>it's his fault
>rescue loli and gets accused of abuse and rape
>it's his fault
There's no winning here.
>>139394737
Someone say loli trains?
>>139395112
>rescue loli and gets accused of abuse and rape
Or maybe "rescue loli and nothing happens". I don't see why you should be so paranoid unless you wear a shirt that says "Kiddy fiddler" on it
>>139395118
Fuck trains
>>139395068
I genuinely and ccompletely disagree with you. I would expect that he would come into a town during the middle of an amber alert, get accused of kidnapping and rape and get arrested/sent to jail.
>>139395075
I have no idea how my post can sound like it is defending paedophiles.
>>139386688
That artist is great.
>>139395112
now I know you're lost. Go back and reread where the line of conversation changed anon.
>>139395184
I like to fuck trains.
>>139395118
Censored for our own protection.
>>139395184
A little exaggerated, but your average anon looks something like this. You really think they would give them the benefit of the doubt?
>>139393275
sauce please
>>139395184
> I don't see why you should be so paranoid
http://www.mamamia.com.au/pedophile-paranoia/
http://thoughtleader.co.za/rodmackenzie
/2013/09/19/pedophilia-paranoia-and-becoming-strangers-to-our-children/
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/columnists/fionola-meredith/paedophile-panic-has-us-in-state-of-gibbering-paranoia-30742843.html
http://www.freerangekids.com/thanks-for-assuming-im-a-pedophile-just-because-i-was-out-with-my-grandson/
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/06/pedophile-paranoia/214800/
You are delusional if you think society isn't paranoid about pedophiles.
>>139395075
>Once advanced hardware that detects blood flow rate increase from a distance upon observing children becomes real all your kind will be hunted down and crucified, experimented on, used for entertainment
Oh, this will surely kill the human race for sure.
http://www.freerangekids.com/man-rescues-drowning-boy-mom-accuses-him-of-being-a-pedophile/
>>139395184
>Fuck trains
Yes.
>>139395289
The average anon is 6"3, 210 pounds of all muscle with bountiful hair and a strong powerful beard
God, this thread has gone to shit.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/04/04/did-pedophilia-hysteria-cause-child-death.html
>>139395103
You are generalizing from an extreme case. How many cases do you think there are where simply nothing happened upon the return of the child?
Which of the two scenarios would rather make it into the newspapers? Imagine the headlines:
"Kid safely returned to home by kind man, nothing happened."
"Kid returned to home by seemingly kind man who actually gathered CP."
Also, it's false analogy.
He:
>in a position of trust (doctor)
>329 videos and 2,693 images of 3DPD
Anon:
>not even close to being in an intimate role with anyone, let alone of the opposite sex, even moreso let alone children
>wants and collects 2Delicious, not pig disgusting images of real children
>>139395400
We are coming to the point where even family photos of a child is isn't safe anymore.
>>139395231
>I genuinely and ccompletely disagree with you. I would expect
Then you are fucking paranoid.
Still, if he did nothing and they just accused him, he can sue the fuck out of them.
>/a/
>>139386688
Who could it be knocking at my door?
Go away, don't come around here no more.
Since we're posting crazy bullshit anyone got the article about the hatred of pedophiles being caused by capitalism?
No, I already know I'm going to hell. Nobodies home.
I think anon came from this universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw
>>139395578
>tag:hairy armpits
Thanks anyway, anon.
>>139395184
If the kid is 12 or under, it's the parents fault.
If the kid is over 12 it's their own fault.
However, most adults (Especially stressed out, irresponsible parents) would rather deflect blame onto someone else than to admit their own wrongs; therefore accusing the good samaritan is a rare but existing possibility.
In the case of a teenager; they would be hesitant to accept responsibility and might instinctively lie in order to avoid blame. Claiming you kidnapped them or the like is also a rare possibility.
These things aren't just delusions of paranoia but rather things that have already occurred in the past. People have been charged and even arrested only to get out years later when the child or parent confesses (If they confess.).
I also don't think it's worth it helping others in general, not trying to be edgy; but when's the last time helping a stranger actually earned you some genuine gratitude?
>>139395694
I'd watch an anime about this guy.Even though I am into lolis.
>>139395694
Oh man it's been so long since I've seen this posted. Now all we need is Brass Eye and it will be like old times.
>>139395771
Last year sometime, I helped an old lady who was having trouble with those coin operated trolleys.
>>139395771
>therefore accusing the good samaritan is a rare but existing possibility.
A toilet falling from an airplane and killing you is a rare but existing possibility. Getting hit by lightning bolts are rare but existing possibilities, yet you go outside.
Shark attacks and accidental poisonings are rare but existing possibilities, yet you go swimming and wash your hands not often enough.
Pretty much anything is possible. What matters is: How likely are they really? What are the costs of trying to avoid the possibilites?
>I also don't think it's worth it helping others in general, not trying to be edgy;
You might've tried to avoid being edgy, but it didn't work, filthy consequentialist.
>>139394864
High utilization of public transport. Thus getting onto the wrong train is an experience that is meaningful for the authors/readers. Also after the train leaves you can not get off until the next stop so it is a good set up for sexy times to happen.
>>139396066
I wouldnt say helping people in general is bad, but it is in situations you will get fucked in like anons case
>>139395984
>Last year sometime, I helped an old lady who was having trouble with those coin operated trolleys
You typically wont be accused of being a lolicon doing that.
>>139396304
Yes, and? He was asking when I had received genuine gratitude for helping a stranger.
>>139386688
wish luck me the /a/
>>139396397
O no, sorry, i misread it. I meant something like,
>its fine to help old people, because their is no major risk to yourself.
>>139396066
I would actually consoder the possibility of him getting accused of at least kidnapping would have been high. Still want to know if that little girl died alone in a forest somewhere, crying for someone to save her.
>>139391176
Well, if it's a college girl on campus, it's probably some emotional thing that would be better for a fellow female to help with. Like she got dumped or failed a class or something. I wouldn't feel bad about leaving her to herself.
If it's a mom or grandmom age woman, it's probably serious life woes. Like someone died or she lost her job and doesn't know how she's going to feed her family.
If it's a little girl, she's probably lost (or thinks she's lost).
>>139395118was this from my little dictator?
did that ever even come out?
>>139396545
Why do you assume there's no major risk in helping old people? What if the old lady accuses you of trying to steal her handbag while you got close? What if she's a nutty, demented, old cat lady that'll stab you in her sudden psychotic attacks? What if she's lonely after her husbands death and is now fighting suicidal thoughts, which she wants to act up on in a massive suicide bombing? What if she's an accountant for a major crime syndicate, and Italian mobsters are going to drive by to shoot her, killing both of you in the process?
Some of those are probably even more likely than you being accused of being a kidnapper-rapist when all you do is return a child home.
>>139396691
>I would actually consoder the possibility of him getting accused of at least kidnapping would have been high.
How "high"? 99%? 70%?
Based on what evidence?
>>139386688
Dumb loliposter
>>139396796
Any percentage i would put on it would be an asspull. But from ancedotal evidence, quite high actually. Had a friend get accused of kidnapping a little boy who was lost in a mall, because he was bringing them to the help desk. Fortunately he told a store he was doing this forst, and they vouched for him.
>>139396866
fuck off juju
>>139386688
Don't you mean pin pon?
>>139395578
>>139395707
h-hairy armpits ?sauce?
>>139396872
>Any percentage i would put on it would be an asspull.
Just like a label like "high" is an asspull.
>But from ancedotal evidence,
Anecdotal evidence is the worst there is, and it basically isn't a reasonable form of evidence in any serious scientific discussion.
Go do a literature search, find three up-to-date peer-reviewed longitudinal observatory studies, two clinical trials and a meta-study for both, all published in reputable journals and agreed to be the scientific consensus, affirming your claim, then you can come back and tell me that you were right. Too hard? Well, that sucks, but finding out truths is an arduous process and making scientific claims has a high standard of validity.
People should learn to admit that they just don't know more often.
>>139397492
And so you have done the same to reach the conclusion it is unlikely?
>>139393127
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airline_seating_sex_discrimination_controversy
Why would you even allow children to fly on airlines unaccompanied?
And why not just make a rule saying the children have to sit next to a parent or guardian?
And just make reserved locations for special cases like summer camps or large families?
We need some good ol' government regulation on this.
>>139397553
The burden of proof is on the original claimant: >>139394226
>>139397642
Addendum: I'll readily admit that I don't know that the opposite is true. My only goal is to show you that you don't know either and that you shouldn't make sweeping generalizations so easily.
>>139397642
The burden of proof may be on him, but you are denying the claim so passionately, that you must be an expert on the subject, correct? Because if you had no proper information other than "i dont think thats true" you have as little crediability as he does.
>>139397626
because sometimes little timmy needs to go across the country to visit grandma and mom and dad need to stay at home to work.
>>139397744
Theu should have a child only flight instead of making other passangers put up with the little shit.
>>139397765
Well that i am willing to accept.
>>139397784
That is a terrible idea.
>>139397936
How so?
>>139386688
Wrong house. Jackass.
>>139397784
>>139397958
There wouldn't be the demand to keep up with it.
>>139397958
What if a pedophile hijacks that plane and rapes all the kids?
>>139394129
Sauce?
>>139398074
It would be if it was mandatory that very unaccompanird child MUST be on that flight.
>>139398105
I would prefer that to having to deal with a little shit the whole plane ride.
>>139398137
Of a flight of 100+ people, there would be at most like 2 or 3 kids that are flying unaccompanied. The airline wouldn't waste money like that.
>>139398137
Anon, how common do you think unattended children flying is? Do you honestly think that even weekly flights would be full?
And before you answer keep in mind that this is for EVERY route.
>>139398200
So they have to make me uncomfortable in the process? Maybe charge less for seats where you might be placed next to a little shit?
>>139398203
Almost every flight i have taken, there has been at least one little shit aboard.
>>139395550
That point was past decades ago.
>>139397784
>>139398105
Sounds like a doujin plot.
>>139388876
Man, popsicles sure are messy.
>>139396796
>How "high"? 99%? 70%?
>Based on what evidence?
It's not just the chance of an event occurring but also the severity of the event that matters. Russian roulette with a 100 barrel chamber and one round is still going to put most people off just because the risk is too great.
>>139398693
Better watch those flying toilets then. If one hits you, you are dead for certain, and death is pretty severe, last I looked.
>>139398832
Nah, it only takes like 10 seconds to respawn.
>>139398832
Do you have statistics on death by toilet? Because for all we know, they could be very high
>>139398832
Exactly. I do look up because there are a lot of planes and choppers in this area. I got to see some cobras do a flyby once, so it was nice.
Humans are one of the most complicated things we can mass produce through unskilled labor.
>>139398832
With what little I know about this world, being hit by a flying toilet is something I don't think I can ever anticipate, I've never seen nor heard it happen so I don't even know if it's possible.
But a panicking mother, indoctrinated by the media to believe child snatchers are hiding around every corner, jumping to conclusions in her likely emotional state? That seems much more likely to me and I've seen it happen first hand.
>>139388876
Wait, is that from the tank or is it a bonus somewhere? I don't remember this.
>>139399022
The Federal Aviation Administration of the USA releases yearly statistics on damages through "blue ice" (= fecal matter escaping from plane fecal matter collection tanks due to leaky seals, then forming into balls and freezing solid). There's about one case per year. Those frozen balls are known to have crashed through roofs, like meteroids. Both the blue ice and meteroids can kill people. It actually has only been like two or three months that someone last was killed by a meteroid (some poor Indian).
So, watch out for those frozen shit balls falling from the sky.
>>139399209
> being hit by a flying toilet is something I don't think I can ever anticipate,
You can drastically decrease the chance to be hit by objects falling from the sky by henceforth only living in a nuclear bunker, always taking the subways and carrying protective gear that scans for rapidly approaching objects so that you are notified to seek shelter.
>That seems much more likely to me
What seems likely and what is really common is all too often very different. Lets look at a bit more common cases, for example:
Rank the following by number of deaths in 2013, and try to make an accurate guess of how many people died through those means:
Assault (homicide)
Shark attacks
Lightning bolts
Accidental poisoning (excluding alcohol)
>>139400445
rustle 018?
>>139386688
You touch my tralala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
>>139400445
Not him, but I'm going to guess
Assault
Poison
Lightning
Sharks.
>>139395550
We are coming to a point where a Reddit comment is considered sufficient for a reliable article.
>>139398111
Only because you got trips
>>139394737
>>139400666
Almost [only in USA, 2013]:
Accidental poisoning and exposure to noxious substances (38851 deaths)
Assault (16121 deaths)
Lightning (23 deaths )
Shark [only unprovoked] (2 deaths)
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr64/nvsr64_02.pdf
http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/fatalities.shtml
http://www.sharkattackfile.net/spreadsheets/GSAF5.xls
In the US 2013, you were more than 10 times more likely to die of a lightning bolt than a shark attack,
700x more likely to die of assault than a lightning bolt,
and 2,4x more likely to die of accidentally poisoning yourself than to die of a homicidal assault.
Yet absolutely nobody cares about accidental poisoning, despite these cases being easily preventable.
>>139401635
>accidental poisoning
Don't they consider overdoses into these? Still a very dumb way of dying.
>>139401635
>Yet absolutely nobody cares about accidental poisoning
All my life I've been wondering why I'm the odd one out and now I know, It's because my parents taught me to wash my hands after handling bleach. Those fiends sent me down this path from the start.
>>139401635
I probably would have put poison first, but you had (excluding aclohol) and I didn't think that many people would come into contact with poisons.
>>139401728
No, there are separate drug statistics. That's also why I highlighted alcohol not being part of the equation. It's rather cases like some idiot opening a container of poisonous gas or not washing his hands properly and then eating something. There's actually been very interesting studies showing that over 90% (don't remember exact numbers) of people don't wash their hands properly (less because of frequency, much more because of e.g. doing it much too short).
>>139401870
Damn, that's actually useful to know. Like a wake up call. Heard about some cases of botulism around here but that's it.
Don't you people realize that all this shitposting is made by fat cows who hate lolis because they're much sexier than them? They always make lolis look dangerous with those kidnapping stories and bring 3D into the conversation to make people even more afraid of them.
>>139387341
dong ding
>>139395289
>>139395422
checked but we're actually all little girls here
>>139403377
Why is grandmother so best?
>>139401635
>>139401728
>>139401778
>>139401870
Most of these are accidental overdoses of illegal or non-prescribed prescription drugs though. The amount of folks dying of regular chemicals is very low, mostly due to pic related, and the fact that most chemicals, in the way that most people are exposed to them, are not so deadly that help cannot be administered in time, the vast majority of the time.
>b-but drugs are tracked separately
All causes of death are tracked separately, but pretty much all poisoning stats I can find (which include the numbers in the quoted posts) include accidental drug overdoses. In fact, 15k+ are just from opioid painkiller overdoses.
>>139395118
I want to rail those trains.
>>139396986
No, that's Wakaba.
>>139403953
Anons are anonymous, they can be anything. Femanons make it known they are female.
