How would you make her fall for you?
Your reply.
>>139290143
Show her my innocent smile.
>>139290143
can't beat the cock
>>139290292
You have to get her interested first.
>>139290292
>>139290143
I'd be more interested in getting Leone's attention, woman has the span of a cat.
>>139290143
Why would I? She's not even my type.
>>139290541
I think the question is targeted at the straight male audience.
>>139290143
If I were a warrior from a really hostile place where everyone and everything is trying to kill you and where surviving to adulthood is a feat in itself, then she'd immediately want me.
I'm not sadly, so I'd have to do some ridiculously badass things to impress her.
>>139290633
I'd pick Akame or Kurome any day.
I'm guessing I'm the only one who liked Sheele
>>139290718
And I found someone with taste here. I'm surprised.
>>139290936
>taste
>doesn't include Chelsea
Nope.
>>139290143
I'd trip her up.
>>139290143
Why would I want a cow to love me?
>>139290979
I'd rank her above both Akame and Kurome honestly. Too bad she's dead.
>>139290143
rename the mange Esdese ga Kill
Why didn't Esdeath just rape Tatsumi on the island or when she had him in her bedroom?
>>139291670
She wants tender lovemaking first, then she'll proceed with the mind breaking rape.
>>139291670
She expects the guy to make the first move
>>139291760
>Esdeath expecting a shonen MC to take the initiative
pfffft
>akame ga shit thread with unironic
Good god, shamefur dispray /a/
>>139291450
I like this demeanour Esdeath better than sadistic mode Esdeath but the writer really should've just made an attempt to hide her twisted side better and show it more subtly over the course of the series.
>>139291904
*replies
>>139291904
Remember when that spoiler thread got 3k replies when Akg was airing?
>>139292061
We're trying to forget the most cancerous summer ever on /a/
>>139291255
I'd milk her.
>>139292365
Would she let me wear her hat during?
>>139291266
>>>139290979
>I'd rank her above both Akame and Kurome honestly. Too bad she's dead.
Why anon
>>139290143
All I need is determination.
Has anything interesting happened in the manga?
>>139290143
Invite her to cool parties, chill out with her and let's kick some ice together. My chances are absolute zero though.
>>139292443
During what?
>>139293001
Warm, gentle, cuddling of course anon.
>>139293089
Wouldn't her hat be bothersome when you put your heads close together?
>>139290143
Akame ga Kill is shit in a way carefully manufactured to sell to dribbling morons incapable of distinguishing cliche from archetype. I read the first volume and it was pathetically bad, but people who genuinely ought to know better have sworn up and down that the anime was actually genuinely good, so I made the mistake of giving it a shot.
They think it's some kind of extraordinary masterpiece made of shining gold when it's really just a poorly executed, schizophrenic mess of genres with horrible characterization. And it tries to go down the done-to-death HUMANS ARE EVIL road, but it forgets all about the word "subtle" and simply smacks you in the face with it.
The actual reason they like Akame ga Kill is because they haven't seen more than 5-10 shows and therefore have nothing to compare it to.
The author has clearly never met a shit fantasy comedy cliche he didn't love, and the anime carefully crammed every single one of them into the episode and a half I managed to survive. Fuck dumb protagonist? Check. Obnoxious airhead materialistic girl? Check. Exposition awkwardly passed off as conversation, half-assed world building, fuck awful comedy jokes, grating presentation.
tl;dr: It attracts the worst kind of pretentious, underaged, rebellious, pubescent faggots there are. I dare anyone to survive past the first few episodes, and if you actually fucking like it you need to do some serious soul searching and discover what makes you such a failure as a human being.
Tatsumi's suit will morph him into something unstoppable and Esdeath will be forced to kill him.
>>139293517
>Esdese
>dealing the killing blow
Don't kid yourself.
>>139290143
Did anyone ever screencap that greentext about a better AgK that ended with Esdese pregnant with Tats child?
>>139291266
Yeah bet she would have gave some great head.
>>139293896
>pregnant
I'd rather have her keep her 12/10 looks.
So who are actual Cakes in this series last time I checked? Esdeath and Najenda are without a doubt, not so sure about the rest, Leone is teetering on the edges of Cakedom but I can't remember what her age was.
Isn't she beautiful?
>>139294078
>Not wanting a son who is male Esdese, thus better and stronger
>Or a Clone Esdese Daughter because in Japan all daughters are clones of their mother
I'm surprised someone with fire based powers to rival Esdeath hasn't been introduced yet.
>>139294905
The fire wouldn't be enough to melt her frozen heart.
>>139296064
How about a cool island song to melt her heart?
>>139294662
an absolute goddess
>>139296129
I'd take her on an island, if you know what I mean.
>>139294905
What would be the fire-equivalent of "freezing" time?
Erasing time by burning it away?
>>139290143
Torpedo to sternif you catch my drift
>>139296448
>Erasing time by burning it aw
I've never seen that concept, senpai. It sounds interesting.
>>139296448
>Erasing time by burning it away
That'd be actually a nice concept. I need to present it on /tg/.
>>139294662
Young Esdese a cute.
>>139298387
>>139298387
>>139298639
Older Esdeath a beaut
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jsqSI4L.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>139290143
1. I lack any form of extraordinary talent
2. I'm a pussy, even insects freak me out
3. I was raised in the second largest city in my country
4. I'm older than Esdeath
5. Literally autistic, rarely smile and when I do it looks weird
I'm literally the opposite of what she likes.
>>139299404
>>139290143
With a gun and a bullet to her chestI was just less edgy that AgK, it's fanbase and edgedese :^)
>>139300766
I want to be smothered by her funbags.
>>139292061
I remember those days
>>139293143
I assume it will get in the way and it would be uncomfortable when you are laying your head down on it
>>139302647
You're supposed to rest your head on her breasts, like some wonderful pillow as she embraces you.
