You are now being forced to marry an amazonian princess, what do you do /a/?
>>139215527
Pray I don't die by snuu snuu.
>>139215527
I hope shes rich.
>>139215527
>"Forced"
At any rate I don't want to be treated like a pet.
I want to protect her smile just as much as she protects mine.
Going on hunts and training with her sounds like more fun then being a house husband.
>forced
>what do you do
thank my wonderful turn of luck
>>139215527
Show her the beauty of loveand my dick
>>139215527
Will my dashing knight save her young prince? Or will i be turned into nothing but a piece of meat for the amazonian princess's use?
>>139216820
I know it's intentionaly erotic armor, but she's just begging to have her arteries slashed and ingloriously bleed to death, forgotten on the battlefield.
>>139216820
With the blessing of a Paladin
>>139215527
Accept my fate gladly.
>>139216993
>implying she doesnt KNOW the enemy will strike there, and therefore only has to be overly concerned with defending that part of her body.
This armor however, is highly impractical.
>>139217027
>you will never have an army of loyal knight girls fight a group of dedicated amazonian warriors to protect your honor.
>>139217214
>>implying she doesnt KNOW the enemy will strike there
If you have to overtly focus on defense and thus sacrifice some offense, you're already at a disadvantage. That's saying nothing of her face and neck, and many weakpoints in the actual armor.
Hope I don't die by crushed pelvis, bring much lube, enjoy the rest of my life.
Now for the million dollar question; Does she expect me to be a pretty prince for her or a manly marauder for her?I'm good with either.
>>139215527
just lie down and take it like a man
Does being Amazonian automatically make her brown?Not that I hate brown girls, just wondering.
>>139215527
Squats, deadlifts, and tons and tons of core.
>>139217395
Perhaps. Than maybe it is the ceremonial armor that she wears when she is escorting me in parades?
>>139215527
But I'm not gay
>>139217442
Lots of sun in the Amazon lands.
Now, if we were talking a Pict Woman...
>>139215776
>not wanting to be a good house husband for a warrior princess and cooking dinner as she relaxes on the couch after a hard day's work
are you gay???
>>139217541
Sure, why not?
>>139215527
>implying forced
>implying thats not exactly what i want out of life
i'd be a good house husband
>>139217684
No, but you seem to be. There's a line between being comfortable with your sexuality by doing things considered ''feminine'' and not minding seeing a dude naked or hugging a fried, and being a full blown raging faggot fuckboi.
>you are now being forced to marry an Amazonian princess
I guess I'd marry an Amazonian princess.
>>139215527
lift
>>139217684
I guess I have to learn how to cook then.
>>139217821
Damnit literally got deleted before I moused over it
Guess I'll have to search Amazon on Gelbooru
>>139217684
I don't want to be totally submissive, and I don't want her to be either.
I want the balance of dominance to be 50/50, some nights she rides you until you're dehydrated and some nights you plow her so hard she can barely walk the next morning.
>femdom
>ever
Might as well sign the child support check for the black baby that isn't yours right now you fucking cuck. Any man worth his salt will want to make a woman his own, have a child then protect and provide from them. What kind of pathetic faggot wants to be dominated by a quasi-masculine girl. Muscle girls are shit and you should be attracted to the most feminine women.
>>139216820
Anon, i can tell you exactly how this is gonna end.
>after a devestating defeat at the hands of the amazons, your father has given you in marriage to the amazonian princess as a peace offering.
>refusing to abandon you, your loyal knight sets out to save you.
>unfortunately, while many of your men wish to aid her in her quest, your father has expressily forbidden it, as this was the only way to ensure peace.
>fighting with all her heart and soul, she carves a bloody path straight into the camp of the amazonian princess.
>unfortunately, facing near exhaustion, she was no match for a woman who would have been her equal even if she was at full conditon.
>beaten and defeated, the amazonian princess passes your knight around to her loyal soldiers like a piece of meat.
>if that was all, she could have beared it, but your fiance forces your knight waifu to watch as she violates yiu over and over again untill you can no longer thing straight.
>>139217957
Can I marry and be forced to impregnate an Oni?
http://exhentai.org/g/907372/407c74dd91/
>>139217805
>being a house-spouse and taking care of the home and the breadwinner = gay
im no good at math op, sorry
>>139218048
I bet your one of those fags who actually masturbate to being raped by an monster girl
>>139217913
realized i broke a rule and didnt wanna get kicked
>>139218164
>current year
>not wanting to be raped by a monster girl
>>139218392
This is a bad picture
>>139218028
>1 knight carved a way into the camp of the fucking leader of the enemy on her own
>somehow the knight's army lost
Not sure if this is risty sister or something
>>139218805
It's her redesign
Yeah, I know
>>139218591
1 knight does not win a war. Her rage and desire to save anon drove her to amazing heights, but this was a sneak attack against an army that thought it won, not one that was organized and ready for battle.
>>139215527
>>139218591
>>139218028
You have to wonder, who are these loyal soldiers that a are left. Amazon queen should really just turn her into an extra fuck toy for herself, since her troops were so damn incompetent.
>>139215527
Have her teach me to use a battleaxe and train my ass off, dedicate myself to getting completely ripped and healthy so I can be the brawny, mead-chugging, mutton eating Fist of the North Star physiqued manly man worthy to fight by her side on the battlefield and rock her fucking world in the bedroom. Or anywhere else for that matter, if she's the kind of wild and uninhibited chick that gets frisky from watching me hack our enemies to pieces she might just pounce the minute the battle ends, fucking like wild animals with our bodies still covered with sweat, dirt and blood from a long and intense battle. Our firstborn son, destined to become a mighty warrior prince, will have been conceived in the middle of a vast bloody field of iron and corpses, which would be a totally badass backstory right out of Berserk or some shit.
I fully embrace my new heavy metal as fuck lifestyle.
>>139218931
Nope, I recognize that artist.
One or both of them has a dick.
>>139219050
Wow really? Well shit... I was about to do some research on that pic but I guess not anymore. Tits look good too....
>>139218924
I don't think you have any fucking idea how combat or warfare works.
>this was a sneak attack against an army
>SNEAK ATTACK
>ARMY
Shit, why didn't ever think of this. Do you realize that ''sneak attack'' is an exuse if she kill a dozen TOPS, not slaughters her way through the entire fucking camp to the leader. At that point it doesn't matter if they were ready or fucking hibernating.
>1 knight does not win a war
A fucking valkyrie slaughtering the enemy by the dozens wins by sheer morale boost. You are not selling me on her and the queen not meeting in combat during the war and killing each other. In fact, if the queen is also their greatest warrior, that's perfect, just send your elite assassins and be done with it, their stategy and morale down the drain, and the female Guts here can finish them of unopposed.
>>139218983
Damnit, i just wanted to cuck anon. Although if you mean the loyal soldiers that would have helped hos knight, it is pretty rare when an army is completely wiped out. They probably survived the battle and returned home, and than the king tried to negotiate terms of surrender.
>>139217518
Under rated post.
>>139219266
>Damnit, i just wanted to cuck anon
Well you completely fucked up. Had you turned it into a story how they stalemated and decided to share him, i would have let it go. I do quite enjoy NTR, but there's a time and a place.
>>139215776
Who is this girl? I've seen multiple pictures of her but could never find out who she was.
>>139217921
>some nights you plow her so hard she can barely walk the next morning.
Please, you'd tap out in 5 minutes,
>>139219050
Yes, the mousey one has one of course. How else is she going to give her seed?
>>139219266
Problem is you turned her (the knight) into a Player Character level monster when you said she Connan the Barbarian'd her way through the camp. That means the only logical thing is to have the Amazon Queen be the Boss character. If we're going that route, why the hell would the boss share her fuck toy with the men who were to incompetent to stop her in the first place.
also
>implying women can't NTR men
>>139219200
Well, in my concept of amazons, they are typically roaming nomad types, who only come together for large scale warfare. Although i did not elaborate on it, i had it in my head that only her main tribe/clan was falling her at this point. With the other tribes doing their own shit until she called upon them again.
>>139219422
I'm also fantasizing about Amazon warrior girls so I think the limits of my sexual stamina can be stretched.
>>139219485
Without large-scale farming they couldn't support numbers to be any kind of military threat without spreading out.
>>139219485
I assume the kindom would have some knowledge of this. Why the fuck would the king not authorize his most elite knights to go in there led by this monster now that their force is massively diminished and fuck everybody's shit up, kill the queen or bring her back in chains, and rescue his son? Or better yet, why didn't he just send his best assassin (''not the pffft nothing personel kid tips hood'' kind, the ''old grizzled bastard real deal who killed more people then you've seen'' kind, think daud from dishonored) and ended it. Every king has a royal assassin who's always a monster, and rule of thumb in fantasy is that assassins can and will fuck anybody's shit up if they've got the initiative.
>>139215527
provide food and sex, I guess
Why would they keep a soldier alive that just slaughtered tons of their men and probably slaughtered a ton more during the actual war? That bitch should be beheaded. If she can kill that many soldiers it's way too dangerous to keep her around as a fuck toy. It's only a matter of time until she breaks out.
What I don't understand why all these autists are sperging over just a small story.
Just make your own story if don't like it
>>139219709
I will admit, there are a lot of plotholes i would need to adress in this. I just wanted to toss out a quick story to cuck anon and his knight in shining armor fantasy.
>>139219866
Because it's a story made with extremely malicious intent, thus we'll do everything in our power to discredit it.
>>139219866
It's something to do. I actually write and have amazoness and shit in my world. It's nice to see how people picture the same concept in different ways.
>>139219805
She did just get beaten by the amazon, and she already failed in her mission to save her prince. I'm sure that knocked a lot of the fire out of her. I mean, the whole reason for her suicidal charge was to save him, and he just got "raped" in front of her.
>>139219896
Well, you shouldn't have. Don't you see, anon, there is no light there, only darkness and solitude. From now on, i want you to make stories about qt knights and amazons fighting over a prince and then deciting to tag-team him, beautiful stuff like that.
Because you are not selling me on a bunch of amazons taking down a fucking kingdom. Or taking the prince and the king not just sending not-daud to slaughter them all when one of them drops something and they all look for a split second.
>>139220017
You're only looking at it from her point of view. They don't know that. They just know an incredibly strong soldier just rushed their camp/hideout, killed their people and attacked their leader. This same soldier more than likely slaughtered tons of their soldiers during the war. She's a huge risk. It would do them better to kill her and parade her corpse around to further demoralize the enemy.
>>139219630
Wasn't that how ghenghis kgan's empire began though? Bunch of nomads, who just captured what they needed and taxed the inhabitants? My knowledge on his history is sketchy.
>>139220254
ghenghis kgan never ran into a medival kindom, though, else he would have been assfucked.
>>139220244
Not him, but if she is the prince's personal knight, i feel like she would be well known.
>>139220254
My knowledge of barbarian warparties is entirely lifted from a sci-fi series about space marines having to march halfway across a planet and who are gradually reduced to fighting with swords and black powder rifles.
So you might be better equipped to make a judgement.
>youre a duke of some land
>marching off to war
>the moutain pass is guarded
>decide to wade through the jungle
>you get lost
>your army is picked off by unseen enemies
>your horse dies to an arrow
>they finally appear, dozens of them
>you and the remaining 7 of your men duke it out
>you get knocked out after killing 20 of them, your men are all dead
>amazon princess takes a liking to you
>amazon princess decides to break you
>amazon princess marries you
>amazon princess breaks you
>>139220358
And mine is partially based on wow orcs. Kind of want to do some research on it when i have the time.
>>139220329
Well, maybe not Ghenghis himself, but the Mongols basically ran roughshot over everything through the middle ages.
>>139220347
All the more reason to kill her. Killing her demoralizes all the soldiers, the king and the prince himself. It sends a message.
>>139220404
See, this is a simple, yet plausible story.
>>139215527
Is she the barefoot kind of amazon?
>>139220483
thanks for the compliment senpai
Any good Amazoness falling in love manga?
>>139220404
These fantasies are always stupid.
>Kill off tons of their people
>They decide they like you for that
>Decide to marry and raise children with you
>No one in the tribe complains despite you killing their friends and family earlier
>The ones that do complain either drop it when the leader tells them to or fall for your dick
>>139220017
God I love big girls
>>139219805
>>139220017
>>139220244
>>139220347
>>139220465
Relax, the king obviously knew she'd go on her own since he's not a fucking retard and knows how much she loves his son. While the amazons are still licking their wound and cheering their queen on, this guy goes in, slaughters everyone, and extracts the knight and the prince.
>>139215527
Turn her into a demure yamato nadeshiko
My damashi will be enough to turn her into a proper lady worthy of marriage
>>139220465
>killing anon's knight in front of him to send a message
>it was all his fault that she died
>he will have to sleep with the woman who killed someone important to him
Man, you are even more cruel than i am.
>>139220552
You do realize that they killed all of his men and basically enslaved him? They don't exactly have a right to complain, especially since they attacked unprovoked.
>>139220606
And takes the amazon queen secretly to his own personal sex dungeon filled with other female enemies of the state
>>139220552
This was pretty common in iroquois society. They even gave you the name of one of their friends or family members who died.
>>139215527
>marry an amazonian princess
>what do you do?
Despair because I know she'll be disappointed in knowing that she has to marry me.
>>139220552
Aight fine. lets do it this way
>be filthy peasant
>harvesting crops
>barbarians emerge, they came down from the hills to pillage
MYCROPS!.jpg
>grab a walking stick
>see amazon
>attempt to hit her
>she grabs the stick mid swing
IblewIt.png
>she throws me into the ground
>try to trip her
>almost break my shin
>she laughs it off
>decide i look cute enough
>knocks me out, carries me back to her rape dungeon
>>139220676
Sure, why not. Perks of the job.
>>139220743
If you are being forced to marry her, it is probably a political marriage, or someone who would be especially useful to the tribe. (Armorer, blacksmith, guy who can make really great burritos)
>>139220649
Don't worry anon, based not-daud took care of that.>>139220606
>>139215527
>Still no fantasy LN or even WN with an amazon girl in the harem
Japan pls
pls
>no one has posted Hancock yet
Degenerates. All of you.
>>139220785
We have a winner. Very funny, yet well written.
>>139220785
This is a lot more plausible. You're like a toy here and she likes your spunk. You didn't kill her friends or family so the rest of the tribe has no real reason to hate you and most of all you know how to farm so you're useful. Good job anon.
>>139220893
>tfw im god at stories
>tfw its my first time
>>139220651
His men encroached on their territory.
>>139220904
>You didn't kill her friends or family so the rest of the tribe has no real reason to hate you
DUDE
THEY ATTACKED THE DUKE UNPROVOKED AND SLAUGTHERED ALL OF HIS COMRADES
HE KILLED THEM IN SELF DEFENCE
WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET OFF GIVING HIM SHIT
>>139218805
I liked Risty's Rebellion design, but nothing beats the original.
>>139220938
So they immediately attack without sending an envoy first? Who the fuck runs a nation like that? It's like they're just begging to piss the wrong people off and get exterminated.
>>139220913
I congratulate you.
>>139220813
>If you are being forced to marry her, it is probably a political marriage
So she doesn't love me. It's just a marriage of convenience. Noice.
Do Squats into her pussy.
>>139220913
Keep up the good work.
>>139220993
Well we don't have the whole backstory but territories are usually known. The Duke should have known this was their territory and steered clear. But what he did in self defense doesn't matter. People are irrational and wouldn't see it like that. Tell little muscle girl that you killed her mom in self defense and see how understanding of it she is.
>>139220794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCRyIq86Ng
>you will never be an assassin that does dirty work for the king and be allowed to reap the benefits by forcing pivotal figures in the opposition into servitude to your dick while also making sure the broads don't start conspiring against you
>>139221079
>It was a fight to the death, your mother knew the risks
>Come back in 10yrs to challenge to me if you have any issues or do you want to see her now
>>139221079
Ok, sure: ''Hey, little girl, your mommy and her friends attacked out of fucking nowhere and killed my comrades of 10 years and tried to kill me, so i killed some of them in self defense''. It's her choice how she acts about it, but you're 100% in the right.
>>139220994
>>139221020
i will now become a tripfag to celebrate my greatest achievement
>>139221000
Well she wont be disappointed at least. Was that not your biggest fear?
Also, cant find post noe, but someone mentioned boa. I mean yes, she is an "amazon", but is she really an AMAZON if you know what i mean.
>>139220785
>she throws me into the ground
>try to trip her
>almost break my shin
>she scoffs at my weakness
>Mumbles something about, "Not being worthy."
>slashes in a wide arc and beheads me
GAME OVER MAN
>>139215527
Uhhh enjoy it and hope she wont break my hips.
>>139220891
Amazon in name only
>>139221212
To
>>139220891
Not really a real amazon in my mind.
>>139221158
Wouldn't he already be captured in this scenario? So I doubt he'd mouth off to her like that or else it would go like this.
>Come back in 10yrs to challenge to me if you have any issues or do you want to see her now
>She chops off his head with a rusty hatchet
See you can turn this into something else though. They can use the Duke to take over his land. Maybe link up with their sister tribes to make a large push against the capital while they are panicking over their missing leader.
>>139220844
Go make your own anime then
>>139221307
>Wouldn't he already be captured in this scenario?
No, he'd already be the queen's husband and free enough to defend himself.
>>She chops off his head with a rusty hatchet
>little girl killing the dude who killed 20+ amazons singlehandedly at the same time
Top kek.
>>139220964
wait, she uses fists instead of mace and shield in rebellion or what?
>>139221393
Yeah she goes full brawler in Rebellion.
>>139221377
>No, he'd already be the queen's husband and free enough to defend himself.
Why'd they let him run free and the scenario I was going with was soon after he was captured and the princess said she was marrying him a lot of people got pissed at that.
>>little girl killing the dude who killed 20+ amazons singlehandedly at the same time
He'd be chained up. They aren't letting someone who killed 20+ of their members to walk free. That's retarded.
>>139221307
He fought off 20 other Amazons well enough though, how would a little girl give him more of a challenge?
>>139221373
I wish. I barely have an Idea of what I want a fantasy story to be about.
>>139221460
Ok.
>amazons daring to publicly disobey their queen
>little girl being allowed to kill her queen's prize
>>139221460
Depending on how he's chained he can still defend himself or even kill her.
>>139221454
just looked in the wiki and found this,looks like you are correct
>>139221483
>>139221460
Its pretty easy to kill 20 naked barbarians when your blade is made of steel and you have full plate armour. The only problem then is stamina
Baby, it'll blow your mind
>>139221518
If enough of them disobey the queen then the tribe fractures and splits in a civil war. Thank queen. Because you wanted dick you killed the tribe.
>Depending on how he's chained he can still defend himself or even kill her.
Then what? He just pissed off more people.
I'll take this one
Risty is built for rough and sweaty sex under the hot sun
>what do you do
my best to make her happy. try to see the good in her at all times. keep a tidy and comfortable home for her. gradually, over time, begin fall in love with her. give her two strong daughters and do my best to teach them the value of hard work and honesty. watch the relationship that i worked for, that we worked for, begin to stagnate. do my best keep the sinking feeling that she's just not the person for me, and that's not her fault, from the children and from her. begin to resent her. begin to fight with her. start going out with my guy friends and staying out late. meet a younger, attractive oni, in town on a business trip, who seems to really care about me. come home to a failing marriage and an angry wife. try harder to keep the fights away from the kids. start seeing the oni whenever i can. eventually have an affair. keep it from her. try to stay together for our daughters. fight more. in a flash of anger, tell her that i'm seeing someone else. take the kids and go live with my dad for a week. file for a divorce. take half her shit and her kids and move halfway across the country to be with the oni.
so basically just be a modern housewife.
>>139221567
Actually, killing 20+ lighter, faster barbarians while being literally swarmed by them is insane. It's far more impressive then if he were some light, mobile assassin or ninja or some shit like that. Fuck, it's like
>getting attacked from all sides
>manages to move fast enough in plate armor with a heavy sword to tag and kill much faster and more agile warriors
>strong enough to shrug off early takedown attempts, throw them off you and kill them
>such instincts and reflexes that early sneak attacks are countered despite the equipement weights difference
>such godly stamina that he did this enough to kill several off them when he was left on his own
>finally barely overwhelm him through sheer numbers
The dude is a fucking legend, no wonder the queen wants his dick.
>>139221648
those thighs
>>139221715
Calm down Leina
>>139221614
Dude, read
>>139221738
No one can fault the queen for wanting him. And if fucking WARRIORS fault a warior for defending himself when attacked, then they aren't warriors in the first place. You're looking at it one way, but you're no warrior.
>>139221759
>you will never be the cute girl molested by an amazon
>>139221815
Read what?
>>139216993
If it's not too good to be true, I'd certainly marry her. It sounds like a great deal.
>>139221738
Armour and sword isnt that heavy. Also remember, he had 7 of his men with him at the time, he killed 20 of them when fighting together with his 7 men. But i guess he is a legend.
>>139221896
The second linked post. The one that explain how he's a fucking legend and the queen is right to want his dick.
>>139221958
He's still a fucking maniac.
>Armour and sword isnt that heavy
It's extremely heavy when compared to going naked.
>>139220606
Damn. Anon's story was cute until knight lost. Cute knight girl rushing in to save her darling prince from danger. I like your ending better.
>>139222051
>your ending
It's actually the logical conclusion we reached throughout this thread. His story had way too many holes, and this was the only way it could end given how it was presented.
>>139218931
source?
>>139221964
That wasn't apart of the original scenario just one interpretation. If they are attacking convoys why wouldn't they have armor? They'd have attacked convoys in the past before if they were doing it now.
>>139221738
Knights normally had horses to compensate. At that point, they became literal tanks. And were pretty much invincible.
>>139222046
No. There's YT videos of people backflipping and cartwheeling in the shit. Even historians agree that the weight of armor is heavily exaggerated in media.
>>139221853
Yes
YES
>>139218805
>>139215527
huh, almost looks like my amazon on bns
>>139222112
http://exhentai.org/g/615413/6e3ff0ace3/
One of them has a dick. Fair warning
snoosnoo
>>139222114
That was in the jungle. People usually take the mountain pass but its guarded by hostiles so he took the jungle route
>>139222151
I got to wear a restored plate chestpiece, it was lighter than my hs backpack.
Where does one find a Amazon woman IRL
Military?
Crossfit?
Police?
Gym?
>>139222486
Nowhere. Dont ruin ideals with real life.
>>139222486
>Crossfit?
>>139222486
I am a marine. Girls in the armed forces typically just want lots and lots of dick, and are rarely even tomboys. Shit sucks.
>>139222314
So they still attacked without armor?
>>139222673
They attacked with guerilla tactics and only when theres like 8 left did they go full force
>>139222701
Real23 showing more of his perfect girl
>>139222712
So with or without armor? How often do they attack?
...you know what? We're putting far too much thought into this.
>>139222701
Modern amazons?
>>139222758
Its not like we have anything better to do
Without armour
>>139222486
>Military?
Cockhungry sluts or lesbians
No really, all they think about is cock
I knew of a lieutenant who got smashed by her entire platoon all for the love of dick
They're like if an /a/non actually got turned into the little girl
>crossfit
Dead girls aren't very sexy
>Police?
A bit slutty, but most of them got it out of their system before finishing up at the academy
Tend to be soft hearted, a bit more romantic, and easily seduced with "beta game" if that makes sense
>Gym?
They only go for sick shredded cunts
>>139221648
You're missing the point of both fetishes.
>>139223101
>of both fetishes
Muscle girl and amazon?
Because a cute amazon loli who is desperately trying to prove how tuff she is, is super adorable.
>>139223047
>They only go for sick shredded cunts
So what do you need to do dingus?
The the country Amazonia Existed. and previously had closed borders and was only women living there untill now. Would you move there?
>>139223260
I doubt it.
>>139223142
Lolis are supposed to be soft and weak, and amazons are supposed to be curvy and strong. Lolis can't be amazons.
>>139223260
AHHHHHH
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>139215527
>forced
I marry an amazonian princess, what else am I suppose to do?
>>139223347
So amazons are borm as fully grown women? Or perhaps they are shaped out of clay.
![doctor-evil-quote[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hqTkpyf.jpg "doctor-evil-quote[1].jpg")
>>139215527
"Forced"
>>139222667
Man, that really upsetting.
>>139215527
I wouldn't want to kill myself anymore
>>139215527
That depends, will she be a good wife to me?
>>139223347
>being a modernist
Sounds better than the life I have now. So to my newfound happiness I'd stop drinking heavily
>>139223762
Come to /tg/ and we can hook you up
sorta
>>139223510
She will take responsibility and be faithful too as long as the loyalty is reciprocated.
>>139223913
YES PLEASE
>>139223913
Good, that's my fetish.
>>139217921
This. Its so bloody rare to find relationships like these in stories. Even harder to find good ones when I want sex to be included.
>>139217921
The best.
>hear a knock at your door
>Pic ralted is standing there with a baby in her arms
>It's yours from a semen sample that got mixed into the wrong batch to creating a super solider with pic related
>She tells you you have to take responsibility and live with her now
What do you do?
>>139224187
Ask my amazon wife for help.
>>139224187
Wait until the bitch is rebooted to continue my life as a bachelor sitting in my room masturbating to Busou Chinke books
>>139224187
Tell Gogo to stop lying about her fights with Andy
>>139215527
I would challenge her to a drinking match.
If she can match, or even out drink me, then I'll gladly marry her.
If she can't, then I refuse.
>>139224187
>gogo
USED
GOODS
>>139224187
Suprised that they went with a random Army grunts seed instead of some badass SF guy, but I accept anyways because fuck barracks housing and this could get interesting compared to the regular bullshit.
I would probably try my hardest to get to know the girl first so we can get along better and wife her. Then work my hardest to better my craft and become a man worthy of her and my future badass child.
My wife could teach him the finer aspects of killing a man while I teach him innawoods autism and how to properly fuck shit up with big booms
>>139215527
Run away and marry the ninja instead.
>>139215527
I'll call some friends over and help make her some clothing.
>>139215527
pray she treats me like a treasured possession and thinks I'm beautiful, not some expendable capture to be humiliated
>>139225027
Tio would love you though.
cook meat for dinner
lots of succulent meat
>>139215713
Pray I die by snuu snuu.
