Do girls really sit like this when they're relaxing at home?
>>139210305
>girls
my imoutos did, when they were like, eight years old
>>139210305
>girls
What's that? A pokemon?
>>139212547
Haha funny meme
They also fart.
>>139212687
Uso!
>>139210305
>knees and shoulders are blushing
why
Yeah. My 3DPD roommate hangs out in her underwear in the living room on weekends. Sometimes she dangles her legs over the edge of the couch while watching tv.
>>139212761
>>139212687
Gross.
>>139210305
I just want to smack that flabby belly with my bare hand and leave a red mark.
>>139210305
nah they are usually naked
>>139210305
This may surprise you but girls can do the same things guys do when lazing around at home.
>>139212856
Not as groß as you, pedo.
>>139213246
girls scratch their balls then the area between their shoulder blades with a back scratcher?
>>139213483
-balls +groin
>>139213483
>girls scratch their balls
>>139210305
Why wouldn't they? It's just a normal, lazy way to sit. It's not even masculine or gross, I'm honestly confused by this thread and why you'd have specific expectations for how girls sit when they relax.
>>139213616
Maybe they are tennis players.
>>139213483
>needing a back scratcher
Why does she sit like that?
>>139213818
Kyon-kun, denwa.
>>139212750
Some people get ruddy joints, it's a thing that happens.
Hell, I have it.
Lol [chucvkles to self] it seems to me, OP, that you're ignorant of girls from being a shut in basement dweller. Well, allow me to educate you:
Girls go through bodily functions like farting and pooping, just like men do! Wow, much surprise!
Girls like to rub their clits and sometimes use dildos so that they can achieve orgasm.
Girls like to shout and rage just like men when they play video games -- and I mean badass ones like Dark Souls and Metal Gear Revengeance.
Girls like somebody who has confidence and at least has the self-respect to dress themselves nicely.
What girls AREN'T though is to be the ideal pure waifu concocted from your perverted, selfish and hilariously ignorant mind. Either deal with it, or let those delicious male tears flow.
>>139210305
My sister sits like that, also her dick is bigger than mine.
>>139214480
>Lol [chucvkles to self] it seems to me, OP, that you're ignorant of girls from being a shut in basement dweller. Well, allow me to educate you:
>I mean badass ones like Dark Souls and Metal Gear Revengeance.
>Girls like somebody who has confidence and at least has the self-respect to dress themselves nicely.
holy shit nigger
>tfw you can't enjoy any other girl based anime now because it's not an accurate portrayal unless they mention menstruation.
>>139215015
The government mindwash works great, eh? A couple of those kind of shows and you'll go out to get a 3DPD to marry.
>>139215015
There's always the Highschool girls are funky segments from nichibros.
>>139214887
yeah looks like some geek grrrrrl! from tumblr wandered in here preaching to us like a missionary to the cannibals, too bad we can't cook at eat her
>>139210305
I'm a cute little girl, and I can confirm we don't often sit like that because it's hard to get into that position in a cute frilly dress. But when we do, it'a usually to tease our onii-chans.
If men do it all the time, I don't see why women wouldn't
>>139214480
I really hope this is bait, for your sake.
>>139215015
Does having a period start really shut down a girls functioning like this? Is it like suddenly and unexpectedly shitting yourself?
>>139214480
>>139216467
Sometimes, in some girls. Not usually though, otherwise even basement-dwelling neckbeards like you would have noticed by now.
>>139214480
Where did you pick up this embarassing pasta?
Don't tell me you just wrote this.
>>139216467
Sort of, the moment it starts can be really sudden and unfortunate. It doesn't shut down your functioning but before/during you'll feel a bit sick and sore, or worse if you're unlucky.
>>139210305>sitting like that right now
er... no
>>139210305
My sister used to be in her panties all time in summer when she still lived with me.
So yeah, they practically do the same stuff guys do when they're at home.
>>139217005
Anon, I don't know how to break this to you, but wearing a skirt doesn't actually makes you a girl.
Sorry.
>>139216467
I thought she didn't wanted to stand up because she was afraid blood would get in her skirt/legs?
Anyway, the cramps are the worst part.and fucking up your good underwear because your period is irregulated af
>>139217097
>they practically do the same stuff guys do when they're at home.
Disgusting.
>come back home
>seems your big sister brought some friends over
What do?
>>139217175
not even if I paint my nails?
>>139210305
>/a/ related
Enjoy your ban.
>>139217282
Lock myself in my room to be honest.
>>139216467
It varies a lot depending on the personI don't get stomach cramps. I get stabbing pain to the groin.
Yes, girls tend to be slobs on their own time. The difference between guys and girls is that girls usually have a higher standards for what they consider acceptable for being out in public. That being said some girls are just slobs all the time and sometimes there are fashion trends that make them look like slobs, i.e. puffy down or Northface jacket, black yoga pants leggings and Uggs/brown riding boots.
>>139217321
It depends on the color.
>>139214480
delicioso
>>139214480
That is some dank pasta right there.
>>139214480
Who made new pasta and didn't tell me, eh?
>>139217282
go to my room like always
then wonder when i got a big sister
>>139217531
Lying around on a sofa in your own home isn't even close to being a slob
Has the OP album gotten uploaded anywhere yet?
>>139214480
Are you a girls?
>>139218766
It's a conspiracy anon, they are inflating /a/.
You know that guy you called your bro two threads ago? Yeah that was chick.
>>139217227
You do know he mentioned her sister being in her panties all the time during the summer, right?
>>139210305
god I want to fuck her so hard
>>139210305
You're,on /a/, on 4chan, a site the has a mainly 20-40 year old male demographic, and you're asking people about what girls do?
>>139215015
>getting this upset about cunt blood
Question to all the female anons.
As a guy I usually assume that all of the people on the internet that I meet are guys.
Do girls assume that all people that they meet on the internet are guys or girls?
>Inb4 there are women on /a/ right now
>>139218811
No, that was me. Just because I have a very cute penis doesn't mean I'm a girl.
>>139219098
What's a woman?
>>139219098
>female anons
you mean the guys in dresses right?
>>139219098
Depends where I am. On /a/, I assume they're men unless I'm in a homo related thread. On /cgl/, /cm/ or /y/, women.
>>139219098
There aren't girls on the internet, only in London.
>>139217282
Rightmost one's outfit makes no sense.
>>139219364
Probably overalls with an ass window.
>>139219410
but why would you wear that? Much more importantly: who'd want suspender latches touching their nipples?
>>139219467
Sex appeal.
>>139219676
It looks more uncomfortable than sexy, couldn't she just take it off?
>>139219098
Only time I feel like there are girls on /a/ is when I'm in Haikyuu threads.
>>139220896
Those fapping don't care if their fap material looks impractical.
>>139217282
Lock myself in my room until they leave and then ask my sister later what they were doing.
>>139216467
That's not the norm, but there are girls who can have it bad like this. I would imagine it's something like having food poisoning and needed to take a shit really bad.
>>139214480
>>139221211
>>139217362
>>139217741
This ain't like my animays.
>>139210305
Maybe their butts hurt
>>139210305
You mean you don't?
>>139210305
Yes.
>>139217212If your period still functions like you're a little girl, you don't deserve big girl panties.
>>139219098
Is because you think with English.English is inferior language, has no gender neutral.
Male closest to neutral, so automatic assumption in mind is male.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 good question.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cRr4MIP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 good question.jpg")
How would you answer this question?
>>139222578
A person engaged in a hobby that borders or extends into fanaticism or obsession.
>>139217531
>i.e. puffy down or Northface jacket, black yoga pants leggings and Uggs/brown riding boots.
I feel you on that one mate, modern white college girls look like they're trying to dress up as Han Solo.
>>139214480
Wow, haven't seen this grade of bait in a while. Kudos.
>>139222616
that hobby has to be anime related though.
>>139224140
What is military otaku?
What is train otaku?
What is car otaku?
What is absolutely that constitutes a hobby?
I want to spend days on end having a sweaty sex marathon with Otako. I want to thoroughly lick every inch of her body and make her cum until she's involuntarily convulsing while drenching herself in sexual fluids and begging for a 5 minute break. I want to devour the sweat that accumulates after hours of forced sexual pleasure and make her cum so hard she passes out. I want to drench her in my cum and lick it off her freckles
>>139210305
Damn, she's really cute. Almost makes me want to watch this piece of shit.
>>139210305
>>139224239
>military otaku
No one who's actually been in for a respectable amount of time is this. Plenty of fucking boots who wear their PT shit every chance they get outside.
>>139224239
>What is train otaku?
Someone that plays this gemu.
>>139210305
Yes.
>mfw arriving at my sister's house and my 14 year old is lying on her bed, texting or something, spread-eagle in shorts, facing her bedroom door.
>>139212761
Hot.
>>139225662
>Someone that plays this gemu
And pays attention to the story instead of just faping.
.avi_snapshot_32.31_[2014.11.25_23.58.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nb5kYLV.jpg "Otaku no Video OVA - 01(Sub)(DVD)[A-Et](1982).avi_snapshot_32.31_[2014.11.25_23.58.50].jpg")
>>139225522
It doesn't refer to people serving by nature, especially as many probably only have such interests because they do not.
>>139225735
*my 14 year old niece
Are girls nice?
>>139225826
Some of them.
They are like super soft though
>>139225826
Only if you have something they want. That includes money, though, so if you're filthy rich enough you can use that to find a bunch of sluts who will let you jam it inside them for a few bucks.
>>139222578
Quietly shush her and then push her down and thoroughly work over her body until she pleads for a fucking.
>>139210305
I'm not a girl but I also sit like that.
>>139212761
l-lewd
>>139214480
mmm that's an A+ grade pasta
You make Tonio sound like some amateur.
>>139219310
I had to read this 3 times because I kept reading "/cm/" as "/m/".
>>139214480
>Girls like to shout and rage just like men when they play video games -- and I mean badass ones like Dark Souls and Metal Gear Revengeance.
No they don't. Even ones that had something that shouldn't be mentioned on /a/ can't stand talk about tainking muh abbie in eve or das primal fire speculations. Because it's boooring.
>Girls like somebody who has confidence and at least has the self-respect to dress themselves nicely.
No they don't.
What do girl's panties smell like? How do I convince a girl to let me borrow them?
>>139227651Like yours, but less smelly.
also pheromones
>>139212687
Nani ittenrunda yo?
>>139214480
Amazing.
>>139227651A girl or a woman?
A pre-teenage girl's would smell like sweat and just a tiny tinge of piss. You'd be able to wear the same panties for days and nobody would notice, because the smell is not harsh (it's actually a bit pleasant)
A grown up woman's would have pretty much the same smell, but stronger (also consider that the pubes trap the smell, making it even stronger and irresistible)
You smell a little girl's panties to calm down, while if you want to get horny, you smell a woman's.
>>139215015
Jokes aside, galko chan was a nice surprise. I was utterly getting tired of the retardation of unrealistic moeblobs of other anime
>>139214480
I'm normie /soc/ scum and I've yet to see any of the shit you speak of, except the body functions, of course
Clearly you are the basement dweller
>>139219310
Homo threads have more men than women
>>139217282
Say hello to each of them, ask how are they and then go back to my shitty animu or videogames
>>139224239
>>139225662
>>139214480
good job anon thats quality pasta
saved for future use
>>139228494
You probably underestimate how often girls on 4chan pretend to be men just to avoid being outed, even referring to their dicks etc. I do it all the time and I think there's a lot of girls in those threads based on the way they talk.
>>139228858
I believe this as well
Makes sense, why the fuck should anyone know if you are a boy or a girl when posting anonymously?
>>139210305
I also wonder why her brother is doing an akimbo for no particular reason as well.
>>139228374
Thanks anon this really helped out.
How should I ask them to give their underwear? I don't really know girls like such, would asking them be considered rude?
>>139228886
Why would anyone care in the first place
>>139228967
Look at this thread and the amount of idiots asking questions about or even directly to girls.
>>139228967
My answer comes first to answer that question
Nobosy asks or cares, so the only way to know some anon is a girl is if such anon says it
Why the fuck would you do so? To get attention or be seen as special by the other anons?
>>139212761
she wants you to fuck her dummy
>>139216467
My sis once nelt on the floor crumpled up for 5 mins after coming home from school cause the period cramp was too strong
>>139210305
Sure. My imouto actually crawled all over the place trying to find a spot she liked. Sometimes I was on that spot, but that didn't slow her down one bit.
>>139214480
>>139217282
Since I'm the first born of the family, I assume that this is a dream and proceed to seduce them all.
>>139230721
Woah, slow down my erectile distention just got cured. Tell me more about where she touched you.
>>139214480
I'm pretty sure I've seen this years ago.
>>139230721
absolutely lewd
>>139230862
Everywhere except the butt crack since I was usually sitting on it.
>>139230721
>>139230916
>usually
hoo?
>>139210305
Yes. Then they scratch their vulva thinking you won't notice.
>>139230932
Well sometimes I would try a lotus position or something, or just lie down on my side.
>>139230976
Because their vulva is in a twist :^ )
That feel when your ball sack is in a shit location and the only place you can rearrange it is on the toilet.
The harsh reality of men.
>>139210305
Yeah, you'll be surprised the way by the way your sister sit as long as they are comfortable. Sometimes lying on the sofa then having their head hanging down on the side. Boggles the mind but you get used to it after a while. I bet my sister saw me sitting in some odd positions too but gave no mind to it.
>>139230721
>>139231093
Who gives a fuck about going to the toilet? Man up and handle your junk like a man.
>>139214480
I am little girl and I cannot confirm anything written in that post. I mean, I don't know what exactly rubbing clits and orgasm are, but I still don't think I am doing such things.
I know that's a weird question to ask ITT, but what kind of music are the femanons here into?
Are you metalheads (like some of the girls I know and suspect of being femanons) or are you into more variety (ambient, IDM, rap, etc.)
>>139231305
Like a bonjin?
>>139212761
>My 3DPD roommate hangs out in her underwear in the living room on weekends.
what? clean or dirty underwear?
>>139229037
The thing is that everyone presumes that you're a guy and sometimes whether you have pee-wee might be relevant to the topic, but that's rare.
Also the fact that everyone refers to others as guy must be slightly unsettling to girl, especially since sometimes you cannot avoid using gender biased words, but I guess there really isn't an easy way to avoid that.
>>139210305
No. They're usually in panties and a long tshirt. No bra.
no, like this.
>>139231487
No normal girl would probably browse /a/.
Any girls on here are honorary men.
>>139214480
>this quality
saved
>>139231404
Fuck off.
>>139231560
Doesn't change the fact that they're girls and are used to being refered to girls.
Also it's not like /a/ is devoid of normalfaggotry.
>>>139219361
So, let me sum up it. Women bleed once a month and don't die ?
>>139231646
This thread is pure cancer.
>>139214480
>Girls like to shout and rage just like men when they play video games
no man worth his salt would scream at a videogame, or even play videogames
Yeah i willingly answered to a pasta, you could also check my 9while you're at it
>>139214480
>>139230893
>Metal Gear Rising
It has to be a few years old, yeah. Who mentions that game nowadays?
>>139231668
Men can bleed daily and not die.
>>139210305
OP, get out of your room for some days, you're clearly becoming more and more alienated.
>>139228886
Sometimes it can help understand the way one think.
Girls can do sweet voices
>>139227594
Why are you talking to a bowl of zesty pasta?
>>139219078
>/a/
>20-40 males
Kek.
>>139230097
Did you fuck her?
>>139210305
Thats not a girl. She doesnt have breasts lol.
>>139232299
Largest demographic is males 25-30 and girls aged 8-13
>>139225826
Only 2% of them. Only 0.2% of them are nice and beautiful (like a Yui) though.
>>139221110
I get off to people who look comfortable.
>>139232356
>Largest demographic is males 25-30
How much? 25%? Because it's clear that nowadays you can see a lot of teens (both genders). Now if you say 18-30 I can believe you (I'm 22 btw).
>>139232599
I'm an almost 20 year old slav, but I look younger than american 16 year olds.
What do americans eat?
it felt really strange when I went to america and people talked to me as if to a preteen boy
>>139214480
Noise
>>139216467
According to a female soldier women lose their strength when they have their period. That's why they don't make good soldiers.
>>139232849
Unless they're pregnant. Obviously the solution is to keep impregnating them.
>>139214480
> male tears
You mean my cum?
>>139214480
L O N D O N
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>>139232896
tears, you baka!
She meant your precum.
>>139232849
Among other things.
>>139232849
Casca?
>>139232959
> SHE
b-baka carp!
>>139232849
There's a lot of reasons they don't make good soldiers, and periods vary on strength and severity. They can also be handled away with medication.
Personally I think women shouldn't be soldiers for many reasons, but I don't think their period is one of them.
Is it just me or is the scariest thing about women the fact that they make a baby if you squirt a little inside of them? Because it absolutely terrifies me.
>>139233423
That's why God intended you to fuck boys.
>>139233178
>>139233220
what
>>139214480
>Girls like to shout and rage just like men when they play video games -- and I mean badass ones like Dark Souls and Metal Gear Revengeance.
Nice
>>139233423
That's the scariest thing about women to you?
>>139233532
Children are terrifying, I can't be responsible for the life and well-being of someone else, let alone someone so small
>>139233588
If she's not okay with you not participating in the 18 year process, she should either do it without you or coathanger.
seriously, girls? woooww...!!
>>139228494
This is incorrect. There's clearly more women than men. I participate in the threads, and you can tell especially how women outnumber men when the threads get really bitchy.
>>139214480
>[chucvkles to self]
Not subtle enough. The rest is pretty good, though.
>>139233178
>>139233220Tried to fap but couldn't. That fucking fish won't let me.
>All these actual girls in this thread
REEEEEEEEEEI am actually curious though if more girls watch this this compared to other shows too bad there's no way to find out
>>139234397
even if you're doing this ironically, please stop
bump?
>>139230721
>>139214480
>>139210305
I can understand the red knees from the constant blow jobs, but why the red shoulders?
>>139214480
MALES LITERALLY BTFO
>>139232849
They also don't make good soliders because women are weak, not loyal, and will jump on the dick of the enemy solider if it meant getting out of a bind. Women don't belong in kitchens, bedrooms and process line factory work, that's about it.
>>139214480
>[chucvkles to self]
>>139234484
Get the fuck out and die, normalfag.
>>139214480
Oh boy, holy shit.
>>139228858
"Muh diik" just sounds better than "muh cunt"
>>139231668
No, most bleed a few days to a week out of every month.
>>139222578
I loved when she went full otaku rambling like RL otakus
>>139214480
>>139239866
This is incredible.
That feel when your boyfriend jokes about fucking you on the rag.
>>139239866
>dad is worried that her daughter's masturbation habits will make her vagina loose
>>139240092
Pic related
I sit like that when I'm relaxing at home.
I lay like this when watching TV, it's comfortable.
>>139212750
>look at me I've never had chapped elbows
>fuck you anon you vaseline grubbing fuck
play in traffic silk skinned piece of shit.
>>139228939
You'll probably have to pay them a lot of money for that privilege. Some bitches make good money selling used panties online.
>>139216412
>[chucvkles to self]
Dammit if it weren't for that part it'd be perfect.
Ah well i can just take that part out when i use it.
>>139239866
God bless this website.
>>139239866
>you have to buy your own vegetables from now on
>>139219098
I always assume I'm talking to a guy when I'm in 4chan (active on /a/ and /mu/) or when playing online games. In the latter case I'll even be suspicious for a while if I chat with someone and they tell me they're a girl. :^)
>>139241532
>:^)
>>139241674
I'm a guy btw
>>139241674
>>:^)
>>139213662
>how girls sit when they relax.
The point exactly. Girls shouldn't relax. They must always look pretty and perfect. They can only relax on a man's dick.
>>139231404
My favourite genre is post-rock but I also enjoy ambient, idm, chillwave, electronic, prog-rock and metal, jazz and trip-hop. I listen to stuff from other genres too but these are the favourites. Right now I'm really into Ta-ku, Exile, Nujabes and Capital Steeze, spring stuff. I know girls who listen to many genres (from pop to classical or prog metal or free jazz) but probably because music is something I particularly enjoy so most of my social circle is also fond of it even if we don't all listen to the same thing. I also browse /mu/ often, but I don't have any other girl friends who do. Hope that was helpful or wtv.
>>139242515
>wtv
>seriously responding
Girls, everyone.
>>139242515
not that anon but I have pretty similar taste. I listen to the same genres, but also bossanova, anison, post-rock and whatever genre Ryuichi Sakamoto does.
good taste by the way
>>139241818
Oy, I don't spend all this money on fucking vagina diapers for some male anon to pretend he's me and say I'm a guy. >:(
>>139231451
dirty
>>139239866
based doge
>>139242955
: )
>>139243028
Thanks, you've got pretty good taste too. I've been getting into bossa nova as well, just downloaded some Baden Powell albums yesterday to check out
