So what the hell was Shinji strangling Asuka at the end about?
Congratulations you are the one millionth to ask that question. Omedetou. Now kill yourself.
>>139056290
Don't ever fucking reply to my threads again
>>139056120
He knew Asuka is worst girl so he tried to kill her
Had to choke a bitch.
>>139056495
/thread
>>139056120
I hope my drawing explains it more clearer OP.
To make sure that it is real.
>>139056874
Now draw Rei cheering in the background.
>>139056915
>>139056867
Nice samefag, Reitard
>>139057072
wut
well, its a start
>>139056495
>girl
>>139056120
I don't plan on finishing this gay shit. What is the scene all about
>>139056120
Anno expressing his love for Devilman
The real question is
Did they fuck after that? No? Did they died of starvation after that scene?
>>139056915
>>139057165
After everyone died and became juice, these two decided that being people was better than being juice.
So they used their willpower and became people again.
If that makes any sense.
>>139056120
Do you know why they're called AT fields?
>>139057420
'ASUKA'S a TRANNY' fields
http://nes.sne.jp
lmao
>>139057420
Absolute terror field
>>139057287
mmm yes
>>139057286
Asuka is too ugly, so I assume Shinji just ate her.
>>139057524
Projecting again filenames kun? For shame.
>>139057585
I thought you killed yourself after getting BTFO a few threads back.
>>139057524
>>139057649The asukafag shitposter never goes away.
>>139057654
kek
>>139057654
She must have been spicy.
>>139057683
Neither does your samefaggotry evidently.
>>139057391
So Asuka and shinji only suvivors? Riefags btfo in canon?
>>139057813
Shinji killed rei by rejecting instrumentality, then fugged Asuka on the beach right in front of her giant eviscarated corpse
>>139057813
they are the only people.
the rest is juice living in dreams.
>>139057813
>>139057893
Rei is still godlike and alive.
>>139056120
He was just frustrated that his boyfriend died.
>>139057524
>her
>>139056120
She rubbed her sweat all over his lunch.
>>139058017
>she
>>139058017
>she
>>139058017
>I live in a reality where Asuka can't do this for me
I'm not even usually for this stuff but just fucking end it man.
>>139058113
Asuka has both a slit and a dick basic eva lore 101
>>139058017
Hot
Anyone else think Shinji kinda looks, dresses, and acts like Ian Curtis?
gendo let's glbbuubbubsublbub
>>139058730
>not making it flaccid
>>139058775
>>139058927
top kek
>>139057420
AuTism field
The Au is from its iconic gold colouring.
>>139056364
Don't reply to me or my thread ever again.
>>139058927
Draw rei kicking asuka in the dick
>>139059085
No. Draw Rei with an ever bigger dick.
>>139059148
>>139059755
sheeeeeit
>you will never give Rei a handjob behind the lockers during a break
feels bad man
>>139059965
please tell us more, more fantasies please.
>>139056120
For the lulz.
>>139056120
Sexual frustration
>>139059965
>You will never witness the glorious shape of her girth growing inside her suit while you hold her hand in an elevator.
>She will never turn to you and hug you to hide it, only for you to feel it continue growing
>>139057072
Thetoilet wateris blue!
>>139060209
glad you noticed she was inside in the toilet anon
>>139060084
Well, obviously you wouldn't be giving her the handjob from the front. You'd be standing behind her, reaching your arms around her waist with both your hands around her nicely sized shaft.
In the meantime, you're kissing her neck, listening to her soft moans as she grabs your head with one arm, and the back of your butt with the other.
Naturally, you're starting off by stroking her girth softly and then furiously, while fondling her balls with your pinke and little finger.
She lets out a moan as she shoots her gunk into the wall, and you keep milking her while she's coming, in her most sensitive moments.
It's almost time to return to class....
>>139060387
doujin, now.
I commission it
>>139060734
Well, you still have time, and you've got Rei against the wall...
Sliding your hand down her waist, around her butt, you reach down to her thighs, up again, pulling up under her skirt and slowly pulling her panties down, not all the way, but just enough for access...
>>139060873
more pls
Since when did the "asuka is man" meme start?
>all this toiletfag anal trauma
Rei looks like a toilet and is shit
Rei is fucking ugly
Anyone who finds this toilet attractive should be castrated
Check the archive. Literally hundreds of other threads have been made about this topic, so this thread should be deleted.
Rei looks like a toilet seat
Such a deep and meaningful character
>Rei
>good for anything
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxS_MEtweCM
Gendo is a sick toilet reiper
>>139060387
What an ugly toilet seat
The only good Rei is a dead Rei
since when did the "rei is a toilet" meme start?
At least she'll look better in 3.0+1.0
Go get that shitty toilet, Asuka!
>>139062226
Why do you hate Rei so much? What did she ever do to you?
>>139062330
Being a shitty toilet with a fanbase worse than furries
>>139062383
Do you honestly believe that?
I don't understand how you can call yourself a fan of Evangelion if you hate one of the major characters this much.
>>139062460
It's an autismal Asukafag.
>>139062460
Rei a shit though
>>139062705
How is she a shit?
>>139056120
What happened right before Instrumentation is Shinji/Asuka/Misato/Rei/Kaworu in a some sort of incomplete instrumentality that connects their minds but not completely. In this, Asuka and Shinji discuss their relationship and Asuka attempts to replicate their kiss. They end up rejecting each other, with Shinji choking her out, which is the trigger for instrumentality.
Afterwards, when Asuka escapes instrumentality, Shinji reverts right back into this rejection, until Asuka caresses his cheek in the same manner as Yui causing him to relent, showing that they've moved past the issues causing their rejection.
>>139062734
Don't bother. It's an autismal Asukafag. He's been banned tons of times, yet his autism compels him to come back.
>tfw my husbando not relevant enough to get a toliet or tranny equivalent
>>139061594
>>139062734
No personality, shitty plot device and looks like a toilet
>>139062813
He's apparently a KKK member according to last thread
>>139062887
'sup /v/eddit
>>139056120
THE SAME REASON HE WAS CHOKING HER 20 MINUTES EARLIER IN THE MOVIE
SHE REJECTED HIM
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS
>>139062813
The only "meme"-ish of them is the tranny thing really. All of /a/ jumped on it for some threads and the autismal asukafag went ballistic.
Not that he wasn't already, but he's been forcing this shit endlessly for some time.
https://desustorage.org/_/search/image/HSwmbEDX7ZCm5IEfQSgzhA/
>>139062963
How is that a bad thing though
>>139063016
>>139062813
Oh and there's this:
>>139061698
Somebody named "Rei" or "Ray" must have kicked his dog or something. He's really just butthurt that Rei > Asuka though.
>>139062963
explain/? link to last thread?
>>139062813
The only "meme"-ish thing is the toilet thing really. All of /a/ jumped on it for some threads and the autismal Reifag went ballistic.
Not that he wasn't already, but he's been forcing this shit for some time.
https://desustorage.org/a/search/image/VdJUwRbgaOPXjtmA3yJyqA/
>>139063102
I don't know, something about Shinji apparently being a nigger.
It was mediocre.
>>139063102
It was a shit show, but apparently Kaworu fans were defending Kaworu by saying he "wanted to preserve his race by killing the humans".
You can put one and two together, it was funny.
>>139062813
>>139063172
Oh and there's this.
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>>139059148
Somebody named "Asuka" or "Oscar" must have kicked his dog or something. He's really just butthurt that Asuka > Rei though.
>>139063270
The bantz were so disappointing I couldn't even jack off.
I expected better from Reifags.
>>139063102
Kaworu fans began openly endorsing racial genocide to justify how Kaworu attacked NERV and tried to end mankind in ep 24.
Sort of low.
>>139063016
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>>139063328
REIFAGS BTFO
>>139063328
>>139063374
So drawing Rei with a dick is somehow offensive to you, autismal asukafag?
>>139063328
>draw asuka with dick
OMG FUCKKEN REIFGS
>draw rei with a dick
OMFFGG FUCKEN REIFAGS
There's just no winning when Asuka fans are this autistic.
>>139063408
So pointing out that Rei looks like a toilet is somehow offensive to you, autismal reifag?
>>139063374
Sweet samefag, autism-kun.
>>139063464
>damage controlling because I put you in your place
There's no place to hide.
>>139063247
It's not unevidenced.
rei got a toilet
>>139063172
https://desustorage.org/a/search/text/fireposter/page/15/
>Fireposting asukafag thinks everyone knows it isn't him
>>139063535
>if it makes me butthurt it's a samefag
>>139063572
Shinji is his wifes son.
>>139063587
Rei is a toilet
>>139063598
whos fireposter
>>139063598
I wish I could get royalties for coming up with that name
>>139063587
does she find asuka inside it?
>>139063102
It's okay when Rei and Shinji genocide the world, but it's not okay when Kaworu does it.
>>139063677
yes
>>139057391
It kinda implied as everyone got their mental baggage in check they would come back out of the Orange Juice.
>>139063774
>changing reality
This is all toiletfags can do
Rei will ultimately always look like a toilet and Asuka will always be the best
>>139063677
Inside, asuka was found
because asuka is #2
>>139063774
>>139063885
top kek
>>139063864
But Asuka is the second child. That means she is #2.
Number two,
Asuka's in the loo
>>139063885
Number #2 at knowing that Rei is shit
Number #1 being illuminated Asukapatricians who know Rei looks like a toilet seat
>>139063774
>>139063885
Wonderful
Are they selling Asuka toilets I wonder?
I gotta release a huge Rei spirit on Rei, brb
>>139064135
Asuka fans - lowering the bar of Evangelion discussion since '95
>>139063638
>whos fireposter
It's an autistic asukafag, who's been shitposting in thread for years.
He's gotten that name because he sabotaged some threads by posting burning skeletons in them.
>>139064356
BURNING SKELETONS?
explain
>>139057654
Wow, I bet that was a bitch to swallow.
>>139064356
Who gave him the name?
>>139064388
Says it all really, was some birthday thread.
He gets banned multiple times per day, but he's a shitty kid who resets his parents router or something.
>>139064517
A Kaworufag. The first time he spammed fire was in a Kaworu x Asuka thread, I believe.
>>139063774
Now rei needs to flush the toilet.
>all this reifaggotry
shit taste
>>139064676
just kug my shug up man
Ahhhhh.... That was some good spirit dump
Rei maybe a shitty toilet, but filling her up with her true form of brown stinkyness sure feels good!
>>139064248
That's not what it looks like
>>139064410
Hola reddit
Sexy toilets eh
>>139064116
Asuka isn't a shitty toilet like Rei
Are Asukafags the most autistic people in the Eva fanbase?
Rei looks like a toilet seat and is hella ugly
>>139064962
Probably.
>>139064962
No, toiletfags are
This thread is why nobody likes toiletfags
>>139062963
>KKK
shinji im already part of the KKK
>>139065100
Nice unfunny joke, toiletfag
Not even reddit is this bad
>>139065100
I drew my husbando.
He's not fond of black people.
>>139059965
>you will never break her punchable toilet face
Rei looks like a toilet bowl
>>139056120
The aura of toiletfaggotry was still influencing him
But then Asuka caressed his face and he saw the light
Asuka best girl and Rei looks like a toilet seat
>>139065192
He's not excited about Shinji being from Africa.
He spends his time shitposting on /pol/ and /mu/.
He makes Asukafags and Reifags angry sometimes, but that's okay. He's headstrong about it.
>>139065100
top kek
This is KKKaworu
He hates niggers and wants to exterminate all other races to preserve his own
but he is fond of Shinji-coon, so maybe he won't after all?
>>139065640
Kaworu asks Shinji if he wants to join the KKK
>>139056120
He need food that why.
>>139065773
Shinji turns out to be a nigger himself!
What is Kaworu to do!
To be continued...
>>139065773
>>139065803
>>139065640
>>139065452
These are hilarious.
>>139063777
So, really, the world doesn't end, it just goes through a cleansing. Everyone survives!
>>139056120
Because she's a fucking bitch that deserved it
>>139065803
Shinji is the niggest of nogs.
It's a quiet night, and Kaworu is shitposting on /pol/ about niggers like usual, when suddenly-
>>139056120
If was me I just fuck her.
Ramiel appears!
But Ramiel also turns out to be a nigger!
What is Kaworu to do?!
To be continued...
>>139065999
oh shit, he's found his deadbeat father
what now?!
>>139056120
because shinji was an insane bastard?
>>139066043
Kaworu tries to lynch Ramiel, but it doesn't work out.
He'll ask /pol/ for advice later.
>>139063328
Thanks for quoting half the thread you fucking dildo. Really makes it a more readable experience.
>>139065906
Rei looks like a toilet bowl
>>139066244
>killing your own progeny
does this mean.... does this mean kaworu has a little nig in him as well?
>>139066263
Don't mention it, butthurt toiletfriend
>>139066267
Kaworu encounters nigga shinji!
Kaworu uses watermelon.
Will it be effective?
Kaworufags are literally tumblreddit
>>139066329
The plot thickens.
>>139066407
I think you mean /pol/, friendo.
>>139066514
Perfect.
>tfw
rei the toilet loves watermelon
>>139066801
so is asuka gonna be on board?
I hope 4.0 ends with Rei×Asuka just to watch the intergalactic shitstorm it'd cause.
gendo ain't no nigga
It's Kaworu vs. the MP Asukas.
The dynamic duo tp-chan and asuka-kun has returned!
although asuka is very angry someone forgot to flush
>>139067293
Asuka doesn't look like a toilet
Guys I fixed Evangelion
>>139067457
But Asuka IS a toilet
This is Rei.
She does not hate niggers.
She does not feel strongly about many things.
>>139067685
KKKaworu should ask her to join him on his quest to kill niggers.
>>139067716
>>139067685
But the reason Rei does not hates niggers, is because she is also a nigger.
Truly, kaworu hates everyone who is not himself !
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these are all me btw
viva la toilet!!!!!!!
>>139067810
>mfw this toiletfag was raped by niggers last night
Whats this new meme with Evangelion and toilets?
>>139067832
Rei looks like a ugly toilet seat
>tfw only white person in the show
Being Kaworu is suffering.
>>139067869
Rei looks like a toilet seat
See>>139061770
>>139067908
He's a shitty non-character is what he is.Kinda like Rei.
As it happens, Asuka is also a nigger.
But Kaworu never knew Asuka, so he would never be angry about it.
>>139067869
Asuka is a toilet.
>>139067869
Toliets and trannies is so last week, it's all about KKKaworu now. Fresh off the meme oven.
Did I mention that Rei is ugly as all fuck and looks like a toilet seat
>>139067959
Asuka doesn't look like a toilet, unlike Rei
>>139067957
>implying your insults don't just make him more attracted to you
He's a masochist.
>>139068052
Doesn't mean it's not true desu
>>139068091
Despair but also an erection
100% of Toiletfags are nigger rape victims
>>139067959
>>139068021
Asuka the toilet has visitors. Asuka was angry because the lats ones didn't flush...
She is also a nigger, and she is also a toilet for niggers as nerv is still stuck in the 50's
maybe Kaworus cousins will pay her a visit later?
>tfw you have a nightmare of being a toiletfag in prison
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODqdlBeC0ns
Are Asukafags black?
>>139068191
Rei looks like a toilet seat
>>139068263
Kaworu hopes not, because he has a crush on the fireposter.
>>139068263
Asuka is a male toilet.
Who is also black.
>>139068263
We're of the "better taste than toiletfags" race
>>139068315
No, Rei is
>>139068307
Asuka is a tranny, so fireposter probably likes men.
Looks like you're in luck, Kaworu!
>>139068307
Asuka
[x] transvestite
[x] ugly
[x] toilet
[x] nigger
will kaworu be able to overcome his KKK ways?
>>139068413
Asuka is beautiful
Rei is the ugly one who looks like a toilet seat
Also whos fireposter
>>139068489
Kaworu's love interest
>>139068459
>being this butthurt that Rei is the toilet
Asuka is not a nigger
Asuka is not a tranny
Asuka is not ugly
Asuka is most certainly not a toilet (that's Rei)
Toiletfags at full insecurity ITT
>>139068512
what's going on here
>>139068559
KKKaworu tries to seduce the fireposter by splooging everywhere
Rei is pretty fucking ugly desu senpai baka
>>139068564
Who is she? i've seen her posted several times in eva threads
Rei looks like a toilet bowl and is ugly
>>139068639
Asuka if he wasn't a ginger
>>139064554
lmao le old bringing up darous reference xdxdxd so vintage
>>139068663
You wish you looked as pretty as Asuka you fat toiletbowl fanatic tumblrlandwhale fujoshit
>>139068739
>tfw fireposter
>>139068775
I have a heart only for Asuka. Fireposter is a concept.
>>139068920
KKKaworu will fap to you from afar.
As long as you're not black.
He also wants to know the size of your dick, but you didn't hear that from me.
marry fuck kill
>>139069024
marry Asuka
I guess I'll have to fuck Kaworu since the toilet has really got to go
>2015+1
>liking mansuka
>>139069108
>liking Rei the toilet
Nice toilet seat you got there kek
