explain this movie in 10 words or less
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>139017409
> Using Kissanime
A young boy realizes that life is not so bad.
Arousing
>>139017528
what else should we use then
>>139017409
I'm so fucked up
>>139017726
Your brain.
>>139017726
Suicide.
Shinji learns that he only exists if other people exist.
Shinji Ikari, the teenage pilot of a giant Evangelion cyborg, is distraught over the death of his friend Kaworu Nagisa. He visits fellow pilot Asuka Langley Soryu in a hospital and masturbates to her comatose body.
The shadowy committee SEELE has discovered that commander Gendo Ikari intends to use NERV, the paramilitary organization that deploys the Evangelion units, for his own ends. SEELE dispatches the Japanese Strategic Self-Defense Force (JSSDF) to seize control of NERV, killing most of the staff. NERV major Misato Katsuragi has Asuka moved to the cockpit of Evangelion Unit 02 and placed at the bottom of a lake, then rescues the catatonic Shinji from JSSDF troops. Determined to have him pilot Unit 01, Misato brings Shinji to its bay doors, but is wounded by more soldiers. She convinces Shinji to pilot the unit, kisses him, and pushes him into the elevator before dying. However, Unit 01 is encased in JSSDF bakelite and is unable to launch.
Gendo concludes that NERV's defeat is inevitable. He retrieves the Evangelion pilot Rei Ayanami, whom he plans to use to initiate Third Impact, a cataclysmic event that will kill everyone on earth, and reunite with his dead wife. NERV scientist Ritsuko Akagi tries to destroy NERV to stop Gendo initiating Third Impact, but her computer command is overridden by Casper, a computer core modeled on Ritsuko's mother. Gendo kills her.
Inside Evangelion Unit 02, Asuka realizes her mother has "always been with her" and re-activates the unit. She destroys the JSSDF forces, but SEELE's new mass-produced Evangelion units dismember her and Unit 02. Unit 01 breaks free of the bakelite and ascends above NERV headquarters. From the cockpit, Shinji is mortified by the mass-produced Evangelion units carrying the mutilated remains of Unit 02 and screams.
>>139018327
Gendo attempts to merge with Rei, who has the soul of Lilith, an angel hidden beneath the NERV headquarters, to begin Third Impact. Gendo has already merged with another angel, Adam, and will become a god if he merges with Lilith. However, Rei rejects Gendo, absorbs Adam and reunites with Lilith; her body grows to gargantuan size. The mass-produced Evangelion units pull Unit 01 into the sky and crucify it, beginning the ritual to initiate Third Impact.
After several dreamlike contemplations, including a fight with Asuka, Shinji decides that he is alone and everyone in the world should die. In response, Rei/Lilith dissolves all of humanity back into primordial soup. The souls of humanity are absorbed and form a single existence. Shinji initially accepts this new state, believing there could never be happiness in the real world, but eventually realizes that to live is to experience joy as well as pain. He rejects Third Impact and Rei/Lilith dies. Asuka and Shinji rematerialize in an apocalyptic landscape.
Rei is best best best best best best best girl.
If you're alive, you have a chance to be happy.
>>139017409
Aliens, Giant robots, teen angst, and apocryphal judeo-christian references
>>139017409
>>139018327
>>139018359
>10 words or less
anon...this might be a miaunderstanding
>>139019745
I assume sex operation surgery isn't that great in Germany.
Also explains why Asuka's face looks like it got hit with a rake.
>>139018606
Rei looks like a toilet seat and Asuka is best girl
>>139019802
You are a sad, sad rusty toilet lover
Asuka a best and Rei looks like a toilet bowl.
>>139020042
You can shout that meme as much as you like, Rei is still the most popular Eva girl and is gorgeous inside and outside the show.
Asuka is a canon fucking tranny and you know it. Shit character as well.
>>139017476
this
love that song
>>139019802
You are Tsimfuckis if you have a penis on your fucking stomach
>this is what toiletfags look like
Well you look better than Rei at least
>>139020204
Asuka has a penis on his stomach because he was too stupid to look for a proper sex operation doctor.
Kaji busted out of there as soon as he saw the scars on Asuka's implants.
>>139020238
Oh dear, it looks like I accidentally gave the meme a new form.
I think it's time to severely limit discussion of Eva on /a/ for a few months
>>139020097
>rei is popular
She is the Justin Bieber of Evangelion
>Asuka is a tranny
To a toilet fetishist maybe
>Shit character
Asuka is a complex and realistic character and the best character in the show. Rei is just a plot device toilet
>>139020286
Agreed. Even just a month would help. I'm really scared for the midseason slump, shitposting usually increases even more during it.
>>139020293
I look at your post and I just laugh because the show proves you wrong.
>>139020238
Even if Asuka was a tranny (and she isn't), she'd still look thirty times better than ugly ol' toilet bowl-shaped Reiddit Toiletnami
>>139020389
I'd love to know what it is your smoking to think this could ever look better than the most beautiful girl in existence.
>>139020359
How
>>139020411
I'm not blind and retarded like you and can see the beauty of this world
>>139020411
Good example pic, actually, JUST KIDDING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT ASUKA #1 #1 #1 FUCK YOU CANCER
>>139017409
Shinjiis a boy.Unable to confessto his father,he was gifted with byMisato a giant robot.Not minding the strange mechanism, he went and fought the robot but failed.Hijinks ensue as he try to question the NATURE ofEVAS, SEELE, and NERV.
>>139020606
oh wait. I meantangel.
>>139017409
Boy fights robots, no deeper meaning whatsoever
SHINJI STOP RUNNING AWAY AND GET IN THE DAMN ROBOT
>>139020468
>>139020491
This is what happens when you give birth to an Asuka. Beware.
>>139017409
shit
