>The truth is...
What was the truth?
symbolsim lmao
>>138992381
...I am Yui.
>>138992381
The truth is thatRebuild is a sequel.
>>138992381
My son looks great in a female uniform
>>138992381
The truth is I did 9/11.
>>138992509
>best bully
>>138992381
He dropped the screw in the tuna.
>>138992709
IIIIIIII
DROPPED THE SCREEEEEEWWWW
IN THE TUUUNNAAAAAA
"I always loved you"
>>138992509
>asuka will never force you to crossdress and then play with your boypussy
>>138992381
You couldn't handle the truth!
>>138992381
why is he such an alpha?
>yfw Yui's puss was so good a guy ended the world for it
>i pushed your mom off that railing because I was mad she killed my wife/daughter thing
Seems about right.
>>138992381
>She's a rich cunt,
>He kills rich cunt.
Simple as that
>>138993810
yui was the true alpha
>>138992427
>that Rebuild is a sequel.
this has been confirmed.
>>138992381
He doesn't hire black people
Fan analysis has basically answered this question.
http://wiki.evageeks.org/Theory_and_Analysis:Gendo's_Silent_Words
>"I needed you"
>>138992919
More like
>I loved you both
>>138992957
Didn't need to be reminded again today, anon.
>>138995055
But this doesn't add up??
>>138992381
The truth is that Shinji is best girl
>>138995209
this
>>138992381
Rei best girl.
>*record scratch*
>"Yep, that's my wife."
>>138996754
CAN'T LIVE WITH EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EM
>>138992381
Homura dideverythingwrong.
>>138992381
...I've forgotten how to speak
>>138992381
>...this entire show was very specifically crafted, with the utmost care, to cause heated autistic debate for decades.
>>138996943
Liar.
>>138996750
No.
>>138997123
why was ritsuko so fuckin ugly jesus
>>138996894
>"If you wanna get the full picture, we're going to have to back track a little..."
>"See, this all started 4 billion years ago..."
>>138992381
>>138992381
>i'm a giant flaming faggot.
>>138996750
>toilet
>best
>girl
Kek
>>138998983
But he fucked mulitple woman throughout the series, and probably many Rei's
>>138992381
Rei is ugly and looks like a toilet seat
Asuka a best
>>138999060
He's a sick toilet raper
gendo must have had a massive cock
>>138996428
>Evangelion doesn't add up
Whoa. It's almost like Anno stuck a bunch of symbolism in because it was cool, not because it made any sense.
>>138999060
And that's not making him a giant flaming faggot in what way?
>>138999042
>>138999085
Like clockwork
>>138992957
Thank god
>>138999132
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged.
Gendo Ikari is known to be THE most hung guy in NERV, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Ritsuko's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Gendo barely able to force it past the knob, and Ritsuko moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Gendo's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it.
>>138999868
faggot detected
>>138992381
It doesn't actually matter.
He was lying anyway.
>>139001619
Maybe he said "This statement is false."
