What would /a/ do with Saitama's strength?
I would go full edgy and kill people who pissed me off before.
One-fap, then I'm done for the rest of my life.
Masturbate.
Shitpost Make Anime Real memes with videos of me using that power irresponsibly
Jump everywhere instead of driving, I guess.
>>138990652
Then blast arrives and kills you.
>>138990616
Destroy ISIS within a day.
>>138990616
I'd charge Hollywood jews tons of money to film me making giant shockwaves in the dessert or whatever for their jew movies.
>>138990616
masturbate
I'd give it back since I can't be trusted with it.
I'd probably punch the Earth if some anon talked shit about my waifu.
ＡＣＴ ＬＩＫＥ Ａ ＷＥＥＢ ＩＮ ＰＵＢＬＩＣ
>>138990616
Punch a hole and form a gateway to the 2D realm at last, gathering those with waifus from around the world and journeying into our new home together.
Then I'd defend mai waifu whenever someone calls her shit.
>>138991051
And be imprisoned for the rest of your life. Nice.
Do I have to be bald too?
Hit girls and tell them they're not living their lives correctly.
>>138991122
>Do I have to be bald too?
No, anon, just his powers
>>138991116
ＧＯ ＢＡＣＫ ＴＯ ＰＯＬ
Hit myself in the head
>>138990616
NOTHING
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Become a professional athlete.
Punch a hole in reality and find a less shitty universe to live in
>>138991211
Kek
Make anime real.
>>138991046
Blast=Saitama.
>>138991046
Can blast kill saitama?
Lets be honest, /a/ would still stay inside and watch anime.
>>138991181
>possessor of unlimited power
>do nothing productive with it
This is the /a/ that I know and love.
>>138990616
Wait for giant monsters to appear so I could fight them.
Also find myself a robot husbando.
>>138991116
>imprisoning a man as strong as saitama
nigga pls
>>138991307
This but I'd still do something to be rich so I don't feel guilty and unproductive when I watch anime.
>>138991103
Not even a fan of this crazy, but damn, she looks cute here.
>>138990616
Rape fubuki
I would kill every single Jew, Muslim, nigger, and leftist in the world.
>>138990616
Use my powers for good and fight against evil, but not before finishing my backlog.
>>138990616Rob a bank.
>>138991432
This
saitama's strength seems to violate conservation of energy, as he's capable of putting out more energy via his muscles than he's taking in between food/water etc.
therefore you could probably create some kind of unlimited power generator with your own body, like pushing a turbine around with your HUEG strength and generating more energy than you require to perform such a feat
get a team of scientists to acknowledge your awesome physics-breaking power and find the most efficient way to provide unlimited energy and use it to get filthy fucking rich
also break every world record for weightlifting just for kicks
Fap really, really hard.
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE KEBAB
>>138991477
you are as fast as the speed of light (one version), you can literally rob every bank in the world in a minute.
>>138990616
I would become One Fap Man.
>>138991365
I just want him to give her the One Dick Man already. Younger sister a shit and need not apply. Tornado is 2cute.
>>138991372
She's always cute. Thank you!
>>138991477
You're not going far enough. Break the records by small margins and wait for someone else to beat them. The *instant* it happens, swoop in and beat it again. Every single time. Forever.
Finger a female
>>138991296
he isn't.
Create a disguise and either unite the world against a common enemy cliche or rule the world with my ideals.
If you don't want to listen then you're getting punched.
>>138990616
Take a backpack and walk to Japan. Punch anyone who disagrees with me and punch even harder if they try to shoot/bomb me. Have some fun with ISIS on my way.
>>138991609
So edgy
Defeat Isis and declare loli legal or else.
>>138991799
But it'd work. I'd make /a/ great again and remove all of the bullshit.
>>138991799
I wouldn't say full edgy, but definitely little kid wish fulfillment.
Force Japan to green lit Horizon S3 or everything getting blown to pieces.
>>138990616
Became a workout teacher. Mankind ends up as being one punch people and bald.
bring world peace and destroy anyone who disturb it
Travel the world and fight strong opponents.
>>138992223
Raoh?
Step on ghetto niggas' Air Jordans.
>>138991588
Similar appearance, similar outfit, similar personalities, quite possibly same powers. Either Saitama is an amnesiac Blast, or Blast is Saitama from the future.
Spread friendship and love
be the number 1 boxer, kickboxer, judoka, etc, on the world
>>138990616
fap harder and faster than any man has fapped before
>>138992271
>Similar appearance
No
>similar personalities
Also no, they just don't have a deep motivation to be a hero.
>quite possibly same powers
So you're really are projecting everything.
>>138992308
What if your opponents do a one punch workout too?
Kill all niggers, russians, and muslims. Then do whatever I want whenever I want.
>>138992480
>russians
Why?
>>138992531
Because they're all inbred mongoloids.
>>138992616
And?
>>138992663
And what?
>>138992616
I hope you like idea of being a liberated like nazis and japanese, kid.
>>138991122
His baldness gives him his strength. No baldness, no powers.
>>138990616
Fap to Tats
>>138992725
I hope you like the idea of being murdered with one punch, shitskinkid.
>>138992714
And It all?
>>138991477
this but to go in space
>>138992747
Bad guys don't have chance.
>>138992001
You're alright, obnoxious tripfag.
Send Africa and the middle east to the bottom of the sea
>>138992480
Why all Russians? Only the Slavs need to die. Finno-Ugric people are alright.
>>138992772
I'm the good guy.
>>138991051
Kill yourself weeb
>>138990616
Become a real superhero, set an example for humanity, save lives and nations.
Also maybe remove a hated dictator from power and announce myself as king of the Sol solar system.
>>138992806
No, the slavs don't need to die, but the russians do.
>>138990616
kill all muslim
>>138990616
Kill every single man woman and child in order to finally end this endless circle of misery that is human existence.
God,i fucking hate normies so much.
>>138992808
Good guys wins. But you are already "liberated".
/pol/ pls. I love you, but pls.
>>138992852
wew laddie
>>138990653
>>138990673
>>138991068
Sounds about right.
>>138992859
You are retarded.
>>138992920
Buttmad detected.
>>138992947
Shitskin detected.
I'd become the ultimate memelord
I'd go in the /osg/ thread on /o/ and shill my OPM sticker.
>>138992967
Check your detector again.
>>138992989
Where Do You Think You Are?
I'd generate my own electricity to save money
>>138993016
Can't see you at night, darkie.
>>138993021
who is that faggot?
>>138993045
Say something again, pls. Are you buttmad?
>>138993059
He's a janitor, on the internet. On an anime imageboard. He does it for free. He takes his job very seriously. He does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life. He deletes threads he doesn't like, because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack.
>>138993131
No, because I'm white.
>>138993188
But it seems you have a lot of buttmad feels. So not so white you are buddy.
>>138993234
No, shitskin, I'm white.
>>138990616
>>138993309
Buttmad non-white it seems.
>>138993329
>>138993309
>>138993234
>>138993188
>>138993131
>>138993045
You're both autistic sperglords arguing on a chinese cartoon image board posting on probably the most cancerous thread that is currently up right now.
>>138992815
I guess they do a few things right in the end.
>>138993361
C'mon it's a funny conversation.
>go to Israel
>punch their wall to bits
>lounge about until the Race War begins
>>138993361
No, I'm white and the shitskin is mad he's getting one punched.
>>138993441
>implying they wouldn't hire a certain real estate agent to build a new wall
>>138993454
Buttmad detected
>>138992835
But the only bad Russians are the Slavs.
jerk off
>>138993456
Then I'd punch it again
Build loli empire
>>138993513
Even Saitama couldn't punch down his walls
>>138993475
Shitskin detected.
>>138993559
Damage control detected.
>>138993583
Inbred shitskin detected.
>>138993652
>Damage control! damage control!
>>138991116
>implying anyone could imprison me
>>138993485
>Fake my death to prevent injuries of relatives/friends
>Don a superhero identity
>Protect all the people on this planet becauseTHE SURFACE IS UNDER MY PROTECTION!!!!
>>138992728
Then I refuse.
>>138993682
Who are you quoting, shitskin?
>>138993746
That's cool anon
>>138993876You're cool
>>138993791
Who cares you are already buttmaded. Anyway fuck off nigger good luck with removing all of them. Holy shit that was a funny smalltalk. hahaha
>>138993791
Kill yourself nigger.
>>138993978
>>138993990
Fucking shitskins lmao.
>>138990616
Run around the world in a mask and fight crime.
Eventually I'd get bored, steal a computer, and find some foreign country with god-tier internet speed and shitpost on 4chan.
>>138994086
You're the only shitskin here m8.
Fucking beady eyed ANGLO SCUM.
Build the great wall of Trump
>>138994119
Whatever helps you sleep at night, shitskin.
>>138993961
A-are you sure?
>>138994166
Typical eternal anglo shitskin trying to divide the Aryan peoples of Europe.
>>138994295
Typical shitskin trying to get himself out of a sticky situation by lying and deluding himself.
>>138994295
Turk? What are you doing in /a/?
>>138990616
Probably rape a lot of women. Maybe make an empire or some shit
>>138994344
Not a turk Nigel,people are finally waking up you can't manipulate us forever.
THE FIRE RISES.
>>138994343
Why are you trying so hard to destroy the Aryan race you anglo shitskin?
>>138994513
You're not white, I don't understand what non whites are saying.
>>138994513
What do you mean Aryan? Turks are of Arabic descent.
Post on Reddit
>>138992480
Don't fuck with russians, jap shit.
>>138994696
Russians fuck with themselves. They're inbreds.
ITT: shitskins pretending they're white
>>138990616
Take up boxing.
>>138990616
Jump really high
>>138994745
We fucking nuke your country niplord along with USA.
Make America Great Again, then destroy pussy
>>138994745
Russia is based. You should gas yourself fag
>>138990653
>>138990673
One Fap Man
>>138994819
You should stop getting your impressions about people from anime.
>>138990616
Masturbate to Tatsu and Fubu.
>>138994842
You should grow a pair you nu male scum. How is it in sweden prepping the bull for your girlfriend
>>138992001
But Horizon is one of the worst anime of the last few years
punch all /pol/tards dead
>>138994949
Season 2 was fucking boring but I enjoyed season 1
>>138994941
Kill yourself mongoloid.
>>138995032
Looks like I triggered someone
Kidnap nanahira and momobako and invade Trump's mansion and live there constantly fucking and occasionally singing.
>>138994842
What does russia have to do with anine?
>>138995104
Trigger a gun towards your head, russian trash.
>>138995119
Hes just grasping at straws don't mind him
>>138990616
I would go to dangerous areas in the middle east running around in an American Flag colored suit taunting everyone around me.
>>138995157
Kek l wrong friendo I'm murican
>>138995157
only americans are trash
aswell as stupid enough to ask for dna labelling on food
>>138991477
There's already a comic where this happens but with Superman; it doesn't end well for him.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2305#comic
>>138991477
>violates conservation of energy
Huh. Never thought about it like that.
Kill every single mudslime, nigger, libtard and Jew on the planet. Punch Mecca. Kill Obama and force Trump into office whether anyone likes it or not.
>>138995311
hm i see you are one of those fabled things they call "dumb american"
>>138995311
Also all furries and bronies.
>>138995311
You forgot to mention Russians.
>>138995382
what if you could punch a hole into a dimension where there is an actual humanoid animal?
ould you
A:kill that animal thingy? or
B:fuck it then kill it?
>>138995370
Sounds like you are one of those unfortunately common faggots.
>>138995405
seems like it really is true that americans have become stupider and stupider as time went by.
>>138992775
I fight for the people.
>>138994949
If you think it is then I dread to see what you think is good.
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>>138990616
>buy mask
>buy belt
>buy jumpsuit
>buy engineers boots
>buy gloves
>acquire scarf
>pull punches
I am now Kamen RIder
>>138993361
Hey, it's still a couple of steps up from the Eva threads that inevitably devolve into that one guy calling Asuka a tranny and the other guy calling Rei a toilet.
>>138995405
Fuck you, Russians are cool.
>>138995477
No I am buttmad now, because it is always in genocide list are Russians this is stupid like Hitler itself.
>>138995529
and alot smarter than americans too.
apparently most of the population of the us is illiterate
>>138992271
blast appeared 18 years before the current timeline.
it's can't be saitama unless they go the future or other dimension route.
>>138995551
even if the russians do that they are man enough to admit they did unlike pussy americans who keep trying to find excuses
>>138995529
No, they're all inbred retards.
>>138995529
Stupid Russia. I come from Finland. Finland kill the Russian. remember Simo Häyhä? Winter remember? Russian all die in the snow piles.
>>138990616
Quit my day job and become a boxer or something
>>138990616
Slap your ass
>>138995479
What's so good about it?
>>138995583
Says the retard who doesn't know what grammar is.
>>138995405
sorry mate but these days its the americans who have taken the title of assholes of planet earth according to global opinion
America: Thanks for helping with hitler, but can you go home?
It's like you ask a friend for help moving the fridge and he moves in
GO HOME
>>138995668
right sure,like americans aren't degenerates who only care about themselves.
heck americans are nasty enough to sell their 4 month old daughter for a crate of beer(this actually happened)
>>138990616
Finally open that jar of pickles.
>>138995684
are you angry anon?
go google it if you are in denial.
americans have been proven to be extremely stupid,infact much more so than even canada
>>138994222
Why'd you answer him like you're me when I'm me you imposter.
>are you angry anon?
I'm not American, so no.
Retard.
>>138995801Prove it
>>138995741
I really don't care, russians are worse. They're nigger tier.
>>138995856
Well I can't because such is the way of this site but I assure you that I'm the one who called that anon cool for his heroic idea.
>>138990616
What is this thread about again, and who calls the poltards. Fuck you poltards, get off from /a/.
New Murata chapter when? Also how often does he release them? I've just caught up.
Holy shit, this thread is autism in it's most raw form.
>>138996165
Fuck off Turk.
>>138995674
Fuck you too, Finland. lmao
>>138995311
>Force Trump into office
it's like you want a fucking Dystopia
>>138996266
Shut up stupid Russian or Finnish SS I put you in gas camp.
>>138995674
Iceland > Norway > Sweden > literal shit > Finland
>>138990616
Kill myself without any pain
>>138996370
After then we put you to the GULAG.
>>138996422
Saitama can't die.
>>138996122
new chapter this friday midnight
>>138996440
I can punch myself hard enough to finally die
>>138990616
Honestly id take what I wanted, break any law, an do whatever I wanted.
>>138996381
Please take stupid hipster bands and die Icelandic.
>>138996439
You can't even war how you gulag?
Just punch everything.
Everything.
>>138991116
Saitama not only has super strength but the ability to do extraordinary things while going practically unnoticed. If he killed ISIS, even if it were a giant bloody battle, somehow no one would know it was him doing it.
>>138996516
Not even Icelandic, I just dislike that Finland acts like they're a Nordic nation. I'd be fine with you guys if you didn't.
Crown myself emperor of Europe first, then eventually the world. What else would you do with unlimited God-like power? People that won't instantly flock to you after a demonstration will neither be many nor be much of an issue, they don't have to like it they simply don't have a choice.
Waltz on the Moon
Free bobby Shmurda and Tommy Z
>>138997115
>>138996549
Why do you want to become lonely so badly?
>>138991046
Blast has hair therefore he is not more powerful than saitama
is this something everyone can agree on?
>>138997546
>israel
>>138990616
Slap your waifu's ass
>>138997546
B-but muh Nile, ancient artefacts and craddle of abrahamic religion.
>>138997527
Blast had no hair too but when he got stronger he forced them to grow with his powers.
As edgy and assholey as it sounds I'd just take whatever I feel like whenever I feel like it
I'd help as good as I can with energy related problems but in the end I'd just stop following the law
>>138997936
but its more interesting to earn money and buy things while nobody knows anything about you
>>138990653
So, self-castration?
I would travel a lot without having to pay for anything. Sometimes help some ordinary people I meet during my travels to feel accomplished or something.
become the modern day Hitler, except without losing
Commit random acts of violence, uniting humanity against me.
Blast WANPUNCH whenever I start smashing up a city.
>>138990616
fuck(you)
>>138991116
What prison could hold you if you had his powers?
Call the UN and ask for 1 million dollars so I don't destroy the earth
>>139000055
>one million
>one fucking million
At least ask for ten.
>>139000055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY
>>139000170
He clearly just wants a small loan of a million dollars.
Punch Hiromi
>>138994581
>Turks are of Arabic descent
>>138997546
No i want to visit this place its full of great stuff go to your containment shithole
>>139000605
What, are you implying that the Ottomans weren't Arabic? Turks are about as white as Indians.
I will create an island for /a/nons, will be the strongest country in earth and our demands are simplesecond seasons of good anime
>>139000672
Are you fucking retarded?
>>139000689
>good anime
That show was shit and you know it. It doesn't deserve a second season.
>>138996491
Thinking about it, Saitama could probably kill himself with a serious punch, but the resulting shockwave could fuck up a entire city.
>>139000672
I have no liking of t*rks but at least get it right you ignorant retard
>>139000672
>>139000672
>Ottomans
>Arabic
I hope you're baiting anon
