I wish Kyubey wasn't a sexist prick when it comes to contracts. Dosen't he know that men can generate emotions too?
>>138961012
nigga, you gay
>>138961012
>Emotions
>men
You gay.
>>138961283
>>138961316
yes im gay, so what?
>>138961409
Ew.
>>138961012
Well you see anon, estrogen makes women have stronger emotions.
Unless you start hormone therapy, I don't think you Kyubey will make a contract with you
>>138961571
What if I wish to become a girl?
>>138961732
That could work
>>138961012
Are you kidding me?
>>138962157
A FUCKING WHITE QB
Men are too intelligent to be tricked by Kyubey.
>>138962201
You overestimating your average boy
Madokas little brother was cute, why didnt QB scout him out?
>>138962313
You overestimate your average man.
>>138962730
But I am more than your average man...
>>138961012
Because it's a plot device to make all the contractors girls?
>>138961283
>>138961316
Exactly. Us men have no emotion except for love!
>>138962921
>except for love
>Love
>Every men can you full Homu give the circunstances
>>138963286
>Every men can you full Homu give the circunstances
You don't say.
>>138962832
You're overestimating yourself.
>>138961012
>>138961283
>>138961316
>>138961571
>>138961732
>>138961807
>>138962921
>>138963449
>You are 100 years too early to fight me
>>138961012
>sexist prick
I'm sorry miss, do you know where you are?
The only emotion men can generete is lust for little girls.
>>138963716
No we don't.
>>138963733
>The mental gymnastics involved in this statement
Fuck off back to Tumblr
>>138963828
Wrong image
>>138961012
>men
>emotions
good one.
>>138961012
According to Urobuchi, Kyubey does not have sex. English tends to use usage of Pronoun as grammar. Meanwhile Japanese usually omits Subject. Therefore You guys made a mistake in his sex when you read the translated subtitles, because a translator needed to make his pronoun. Though Mami said Kyubey is a man.
>>138964366So howdoes Kyubey reproduce?
>>138961283
>>138961316
I am not gay, BUT I AM FILL WITH BURNING LOVE DESU!
>>138963716
No, not for little girls but wild and cool men.
>>138964430Cell division?
>>138961012
Men can generate emotion of vourse but soon they tranquilize it by fappin
>>138964685
After I fap I generate emotions of disgust and shame actually
>>138964950
Why don't qb just abduct all males and exploit this lust to shame transition?
>>138961012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
Do you realise what men's desires are about ruling the world, conquering and fighting and having a lot coitus. This is would be a great show I swear like hokuto no ken.
Yall niggas need Gurren Lagann. Fucking galaxy sized robots powered by GAR and win.
>>138961012
OP after thet four boy that asked for pussy, Kyuubi got tired, and got Girls Only.
>>138965353
Kyubey got tired of granting them cats? There are tons ofthem. Even Madoka got one named Amy.
>>138965468
Do you belive in pink unicorns by the way?
>>138965522Maybe
>>138964464
Take this, it will be useful in the future for you
>>138965043
>Thousands of japanese males disappear in the night
>Suspects say a "white catlike" creature promised them the virgins he was going to turn into maho shojo
>MFW thousands of teenagers spanking it to females captured by a space cat will save the universe from entropy
I'd like to think the lust to shame transition would generate at least 1/100th of the energy from a maho shojo turning into a witch.
Plus, it's far more renewable, you could probably harvest 2-3 times a day easily.
>>138965468
Madoka knows how to take care of her pets
>>138964050
Anger and lust are emotions. That's why hatefucking is a thing
>>138965804
She only had a (non Homu in disguise) cat.
>>138965709
I could write an alien abduction porn with this.
>>138964430
it's easy. He just makes a contract with himself to get more cutebees
>>138964366
I tend to refer to Kyubey as a he because I view him as a child predator.
>>138966257
Kyubey multiplies via mitosis. It is either that or he is factory made.
>>138966397
Tbf, female can be a child predator
I like cats
>show is named puella magi madoka magica
>main character is homura
>best girl is homura
>cutest character is homura
why did they pick that name?
>>138966543
It was a ruse
>>138966532
Why is this a thing?
>>138964430
>>138966543
>is bamed the legend of zelda
>main character is link
>best girl is link
>cutest character is link
Not rare fãm
>>138966672
Sexualization has gone too far ;_;
>>138966672
Like the open chest sweater trend, it just happened.
>>138966818
>>138966840
It must be stopped at all costs.
>>138963371
>Be a man
>AI YO
>War/Conquest/Genocides/etc happens
>>138966924
Don't act like you don't like it perv.
>>138966543
>When her full name is written vertically in hiragana (あけみほむら) and covering the left half at a certain angle, it could be read as カナメまどか which is Kaname written in katakana and Madoka written in hiragana.
You literally can't spell Homura without Madoka. Seriously though, Homura is NOT the main character. She is the driver of the series behind the scenes, but the first 8, arguably 9, episodes of the series do not focus on her in the least and her entire goal revolves around Madoka. Madoka is the main character in the series and the focal point of the franchise.
>>138964430
He doesn't.
Why would he need to?
>>138967006
You are ecchi! You must be slain.
>>138965709
Where do I sign in?
>>138967006
Maybe she likes more traditional catgirls without the meme clothing
>>138967376
Now your just fuckin with me.
>>138961012
Kyubey was pretty much saying that little girls are gullible retards. And they are.
>>138966397
I tend to use "he" as Kyubey's pronoun as well when I indicate "him". Though translators might should precisely utilize "they" for a lot of Kyubey but it doesn't do to go by hard‐and‐fast rules, because all Kyubey has one heart.
>>138966513Culture shock
>>138968262
It would only be natural the two ecchi poster would do disgusting acts. You and !GM must be defeated.
>>138968262
>that pic
>>138968331
Right, I am surrounded by little girls.
>>138963870
Where is this from?
>>138969417Dark Souls
>>138969738
>>138969738
>>138968331
>us men
man can refer all manknd regardless of sex as compared to alien cats
>>138969888
Us men. You are a guy, I am a guy.
>>138969738
Where's this from?
>>138970782
Japan you silly anon
All shits are from Japan
>>138970725
Surprising. Are you not a girl?
>>138961571
But aren't we men better at surpress our emotions? If Urobuchi wanted he could easily had an explanation for this too.
>>138971114Btw, I'm a gui.
>>138971475
That's disappointing. I am greatly intoclibut absolutel notgui
>>138971866
I don't get it.
>>138972013
No problem
>>138963543
Am I lost?
>>138972544
A long long time ago
>>138973397
Oh no, not me, I never lost control.
>>138973437
Don't lose you'reself.
>>138973397
How long ago?
