Would would happen if salt is poured on her?
I don't think she'd get salty.
It probably wouldn't touch her so it wouldn't be able to dehydrate her, but NaCl is said to have certain exorcising powers. It's part of the standard anti-ghost weaponry of the Catholic church.
>>138951734
she woulddisappear
guys was crab raped for real
because I remember her saying the guy only tried but now she's talking about how he "was only interested in her body and took nothing from her lips"
>>138951734
Eh, salt? Obviously needs more sugar.
Do you even cook?
>>138952521
She beat the guy away with her metal track cleats before he could do anything.
>>138952021
... did you just
She wouldorgasm
>>138951734
Nothing. You're thinking of Slug Oddities. In which case it removes them from the host according to Kaiki.
Cows aren't really affected by salt
It would be extremely painful
>>138953116
She's a big snail.
>they're obsessed with a shitty sasami rip of instead of the real thing
>>138953472
>she's a loli with twintails, therefore she's a sasami ripoff
>>138953472
Sometimes a fake is more real than the real thing. Didn't you learn that?
>>138953589
>loli
>twintails
>immortal spirit
>red eyes
>dangly sideburns
>best girl
>>138953651
>immortal lolis are rare
>broad physical features are what determine a clone
>>138951734
Even ignoring the snail thing according to many stories salt is effective against most supernatural beings.
is cum salty?
>>138954452
Not even stories, it's an official Shinto thing.
>>138953472
ever heard of a fake that's better than the real thing?
>>138951734
What would happen if you cummed inside?
>>138955546
Pregnancy, traditionally.
>>138955546
I'm CIA of courshe for you big guy.
>>138954502
A little.
>>138956760
The amount depends on your salt intake.
>>138955546
You'd have to take responsibility.
>>138951734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8c9HvcDDHI
SALT THE SNAIL
>>138958003
>>138951734
Yes it would would.
>>138955288
No such thing exist, honestly.
>>138958564
Yet both Archer and Shirou fucked Gilgamesh
>>138952021right in the feels
She's actually the lost cow though
>>138958003
I would go to a rave with Snail but then it'd be like going by myself.
Is it bad to want Snail as a daughteru and a fuckpuppet? I'm so conflicted about it the only answer is both.
>>138962127
Sounds reasonable.
>>138962127
I know how you feel, but not for snail.
She's not really daughter material. Snail is really mature and smart. She doesn't really need fatherly guidance.
>>138963175
>Snail is really mature and smart. She doesn't really need fatherly guidance.
But that's exactly why she can be daughteru and fuckpuppet at the same time.
>>138963367
Sure, she could just be a wife at that point though.
>>138963513
Yeah but she's daughteru material because biologically/anatomically she's well outside of the creepy zone.
>>138955546
>>138963664
>biologically
Nigga she a ghost. Biologically she's paste scraped off the front of a bus and forgotten 10 years ago
>>138963664
Luckily, there's a canon visualization for what she looks like without the whole being a ghost thing stunting her growth.
>>138964124
She becomes very ugly.
>>138964160
>She becomes very ugly.
>>138964211
Well yes, but what can you expect of a cow but cowtits?
>>138964236
Exactly that? It's in the name and Araragi was banking on her development in the future to become stacked.
Would snail like a kitten?
>>138963821
It's perfectly legal.
Does Arararagi taste really good or something?
>>138965870
She finds it tasty, at least.
>>138964124
>only one doujin with adult Snail
>it's not a threesome
Still mad.
>>138965870
Well he IS certainly delicious.
>>138967008
WillGoddess Snailhave her hair down?
>>138967284
Knowing Nisioshe'll probably get a haircut
>>138951734
there's salt in spem.
I cummed on her pussy and it overflowed.
She was fine
>>138967395
Shinobu please.
>>138967423
>only one doujin of Shinobu growing a futa cock and fucking another girl with it
>it has terrible art
>the other girl is snake
Suffering.
>>138967601
So sad.
What would RRG do if a guy confessed to him? He doesn't seem like he'd have the guts to just outright turn them down. Would he go on wachy paranormal adventures with them too, and eventually end up kissing them?
>>138968954
Possibly
In the LN when Kanbaru told him that she was having a lewd fantasy involving him & Meme, he seemed more concerned about whether he was the seme or uke than anything else
>>138951734
Tell me about the snail; why does she stutter?
>>138953027
didn't Meme said that oddity was supposed to be formless anyway.
human's words is what given them form.
>>138966016
What ep is this? I need to get that second panel.
>>138971004
She does it on purpose.
>>138973033
It's from Koyomimonogatari, you can tell because of the quality.
>>138951734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUWASdci9L8
>>138951734
what would happen if I spritzed some astroglide on the tip of my wang and slid it between her tight little buttcheeks?
>>138975779
you'd go to hell
