So you place an order at the Succubus store and the Succubus comes to you and you tell it what you want and it goes:
>B-but Customer-san! I don't know how to do any of that! I've never even heard of the things you want me to do! I just started today and you're my first!
>Besides! Y-you don't want me! Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead! I'm just a v-v-irgin!
What do you do?
>>138801735
Tell her why she doesn't know how to be a normal girl.
How can an unholy abomination be so pure and innocent?
>>138801989
Either it's a trick or the god that defined holiness is not a good god
Go get one of her more experienced nee-sans of course
>>138801735
>Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead!
this
>>138802169
Was it Aqua?
>>138801735
Forget the order and everything else, and dedicate my life to protecting her pure smile.
Make her mai daughteru and spoil her rotten
Force her to put on Megumin's unwashed jammies
>>138802169
Well there is still the fact that they rob vitality.
I wonder if this is just a permanent stat drain or just hp drain.
Why does it have to be dreams?
Why not just hot physical succubus fucking?
>>138801735
>succubus
>virgin
Pic related, never forget
You virgins will fall for any lies
>>138802936
Because this way you get to keep the majority of your soul
>>138802822
I tend to assume HP/Mana drain due to the fact they have so many regular customers
>>138802936
Because that would cause her to absorb your soul and consume it
>>138802969
Succubi don't have sex the moment they're born. All of them are virgins at some point.
>>138802936
Because the succubi don't have sexual desires themselves, so there's no reason for them to fuck. It's just eating for them.
>>138801735
Tell her you have a way to preserve her virginity
>>138803149
you're dumb
the succubi dont have any desire to create dreams either
they might as well fuck people
>>138801735
Propose.
This show shouldn't have been this good tbqh.
Vow to protect the town in the name of the succubi store like those brave adventurers did
>>138803172
Best heavenly knight.
>>138801735
But that's just what I ordered.
>>138803259
>possibly giving your life to protect a den of demon monsters
what.
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 09 [720p].mkv00_19_4100003.png](https://i.imgur.com/OdUAMnG.png "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 09 [720p].mkv00_19_4100003.png")
>>138803259
>>138803692
>>138803259
>>138803820
>>138803692
>>138803820
Did they at least give him a couple freebies afterwards?
>>138804207
Kinda hard to do that when he's in jail
>>138801735
Grab her arm as she turns to leave and tell her that it's okay, if she's alright with it, I can show her the ropes.
>>138804603
And when she asks what you plan on doing with all those ropes?
>>138804714
I just said I was going to show her. Try to keep up, retard.
>>138804369
They don't have conjugal visits in fantasy australia?
>>138802390
Your daughteru is a nymphomaniac.
>>138804862
I don't think they let succubi do that sort of thing anon
She's talking about drinking cum isn't she
This series is so horrible for anyone who likes small girls.
>>138805107
>what is Megumin?
>>138801735
Commit a great sin between her hips and take responsibility for it.
>>138805162
Exactly.
She never gets to be shown glorified by getting fanservice, unlike all the big girls.
>>138805167
That would also be a crime
>>138803563
There are some things a man needs to do that go beyond a man's duty.
There are high level adventurers hanging around in noob town instead of going to the front line to fight the demon army. Clearly the succubi are agents of the demon army.
>>138805218
Well she is a child, not like that's stopped anime before.
Support the anime industry! Buy the discs!
http://blog.livedoor.jp/honya_akiba/archives/48120318.html
>>138805218
You'll like season 2 then.It's her turn to take a bath with kazuma.
>>138802969
Who?
Also she never said she was a virgin in the show.
>>138805079
I imagine cum to be like water for them.
and HP to be their food.
Ok then, with S1 done, and with just 10 episodes (Mondaji all over again), and can't wait for S2, where I can find the LN and how much is translated?help a shitter please.
>>138806198
There are no ongoing translation of the light novel anymore but there's a "Fanfic" to satisfy yourself if you wanted more.
>>138801735
Let her go, I already came.
>>138806333
what do you mean with "fanfic? I mean what?
>>138804936
Spoiling her will be fun.
I want to fuck Megumin.
>>138806496
waiting for doujin warmly.
>>138806333
>Fanfic
Why would people translated a fanfic?
>>138806414
>>138806699
if you were there during the great Kadokawa DMCA purge then you would understand
>>138801735
>Let me go get one of my nee-sans for you instead!
I don't understand what the problem is then. I don't care who gives me my lewd dreams, I just want to be satisfied.
>>138805952
I wanna buy that stupid hat.
>>138806824
FUCK.
>>138806824
did that really happen? well shit.
>>138806966
FBI-kun, you won't find any illegal translations of these materials on these image boards.Read between the lines, dumbass
>>138806824
You can just tell him to go masturbate to doujins you know?
>>138805079
No one gonna comment on those succubus docking each other in the background?
>>138801735
>order dream at the store
>they have all day to process my order
>when it's 2 hours past bedtime I finally get my dream
>dumb bitch got my order wrong
>I ordered a double bacon cheeseburger with no tomatoes, curly fries and a medium coke
>end up with breakfast burrito and 10 mayonnaise packets for some reason
>succuslut tells me no refunds, wants 5000 eris plus the tip
Fucking SuccubusShop.
>>138808580
God damn I didn't even notice that. What are they doing back there?
>>138808657
>plus the tip
lol
>>138802169
>the god that defined holiness is not a good god
Aqua is pretty useless, yeah.
>>138803212
>the succubi dont have any desire to create dreams either
They do it to feed.
You can either slaughter the cow and feast for a day or milk it for years.
>>138803563
Through dick, unity.
>>138805079
cum is like orange juice for themand boys are oranges
>>138808580
My virgin eyes!
>>138810601
A whole cow would last way more than a day even for a whole family wtf
>>138805965
I really really hope you're not lying anon
>>138812226
Point stands though.
'wait...u said u only need a bit vita....AAHHHHHHHHHHHH................'
>>138812226
Succubitches are gluttonous swine.
>>138812396
>ESL overlord shitter
>again
Can you stop?
>>138802175
They really need a bit more hairstyle variety there.
Also, dat Darkness.
>>138801735
I forget my order and ask her to Energy Drain me as awkwardly and innocently as possible.
It may not be my order, but it's a rare opportunity. I'll save the weird for next time.
>>138808704
Luring in their prey.
>>138801735
Nothing. I'd already be dead.
>>138812285
>All this fanservice to come.
Get your ass ready anon.
>>138812285
>>138801735
Let her go, I'm not a fan of rape.
I always feel bad for reading a doujin if the heroine is virgin because probably the heroine doesn't want it and wants to preserve her virginity for someone else.
Someone post the Darkness screencap.
>Roleplaying
New low, you generalfag never cease to disappoint.
What would Aqua do if she found out about the succubus store?
>>138818029
Ruin everything.
>>138818068
What if Eris found out about the succubus store ?
>>138818128
Genocide
>>138817892
Isn't that kinda what the succubus store is for though?
>>138803149
Do you touch yourself when you're hungry?
>>138801735
>What do you do?
Her
>>138818185
They were getting the customers in the mood.
>>138818029
She does find out , tries to kill them all but Vanir saves them.
>>138818708
>trying to kill innocent succubi
what
why?
>>138818938
>Innocent
Death to the undead!
>>138818938
She kills any demon she comes across. She's a true demon.
>>138818708
Best fucking bro, can't wait for him, just want more lich bullying
>>138818992
That's not the Padegami
>>138803149
> the succubi don't have sexual desires themselves.
I Find this hard to belive for 2 reasons.
1. In most cases succubi reproduce sexually, and they most certainly have a desire to reproduce.
2. Most men like the idea of being desired by an attractive female, and especially in the case where succubi work on contract basis it would be extremely beneficial to have a "passion" for your job so to speak.3. I am such a sad beta that a thought of an unwilling partner is enough to kill my boner.
>>138818938
>innocent succubi
Thiefs can't really be innocent right?
>>138819038
But Eris-sama is cute and sweet
She would never hurt anyone
>>138803102
Actually, a succubus birthing ceremony includes an incubus holding the title of "impaler".
Unlike humans, succubi babies leave the womb legs first. The impaler will position his dick at the entrance of the mother's vagina, usually just putting the tip in. The mother will then literally push her baby out onto a hot, pulsating demon rod, impaling the baby on it and robbing her of virginity moments before she exits her mother's wide, gaping birth canal.
>>138819082
But she has a hateboner for demons
>>138818938
>what
>why?
Heresy, purge, the Empress Aqua protects, etc.
>you will never steal Megumin's hat and wear it while she's attempting to take it from you, but is too short to do that
>you will never provoke her to use EXPLOSIONS on you
>>138819038
I like how Axis shitters immediately begin to attack the better goddess when confronted with Aqua being shit.
All that Eris did was a few angry comments, while Aqua actually wanted to kill innocent people because of her racism, but somehow Eris is supposed to be just as bad if not the worse one.
Face it Axis, your goddess is an equivalent of a redneck
>drunkard
>slut
>dumb
>racist
>>138819068
>Thiefs
What are you on about?
The Succubi run a store - you have to pay them money and they give you dreams in return
>>138801735
Why does she have to be pure? You know its pretty fucked up that we judge women on some percieved and outdated notion of "purity". Its her body, her choice and you just have to accept that.
>>138819185
>wanting used goods instead of a pure grill
HERESY!
>>138819138
The working man's goddess, what's there to complain?
>>138819082
She is pretty vindictive, you see how she sometime bully Kazuma as revenge.
Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.
>>138819218
No wonder purity fags never eat BBQs. If I needed a pure grill every time I wanted a BBQ I'd be spending waaayy too much on new grills.
>>138819133
>megumi accidently seriously hurts you
>she develops a guilt complex over her explosions
>>138819261
>you see how she sometime bully Kazuma as revenge.
Revenge for what?
Kasuma saved the lives of hundreds and thousands of her followers
>>138819231
>The working man's goddess, what's there to complain?
Hipsters and rich, distinguished high-status liberals hate them with a passion.
>>138819286
>Luau
>Hangi
This is why colored people is better cook than whites and their shitty grills.
>>138819309
Sexually harassing her.
>Kasuma saved the lives of hundreds and thousands of her followers.
That's why I said she is petty and vindictive.
>>138819309
Feeling her manly chest, stealing her panties, calling her a boy, etc
>>138819133
>you will never provoke her to use EXPLOSIONS on you
Isn't that a GOOD THING?
I know there's that other girl that can cast Resurrection on your charred remains but dying painfully in raging fiery inferno is not the preferred pass time of mine.
>>138819286
She is only a used grill if another man cooks meat on her.
>>138819309
>>138819402
Wait, thief chan is eris?
>>138819427
She is a devout Eris cultist.
>>138819261
But the scar is hot, it adds her tons of personality!
>>138819427
You should already know
>>138819308
>teaches you explosion to make up for it
>>138818068
What is she a femenist
>>138819427
>slowpoke.jpg
>>138819481
>not EXPLOOOOSION
>>138819357
I don't know, there are worse ways to go than dying by a cute witch's hand.
>>138819476
I genuinely had no idea
>>138801735
>>138819427
In other news...
>>138819457
She has an incredibly low self-esteem.
Can't be helped if she think her scar is a bad thing.
>>138819402
Wow, I wonder what would have happened if Kasuma stole her virginity instead
>>138819578
You cannot steal what she doesn't have.
>>138819402
Even worse than that, anon
What Kasuma stole washer heart
>>138819852
That's horrible.
>>138819852
That was adorable.
>>138819427
I just learned it right now. Were we supposed to guess it or was it supposed to be reveled later on? Seriously I had no clue.
>>138819402
Fact: Shitty Eris panics so much over having her pantsu stolen
Fact: Aqua-sama doesn't even wear any pantsu so they CAN'T be stolen
Ergo: Aqua-sama >>> Shitty Eris
I mean, that's just scienceJoin the Axis Cult today
>>138820007
Yeah. I mean, seeing
>>138819476
It becomes obvious, but never would have guessed on my own
>>138819852
>be goddess
>fall in love with the mortal who removed your pantsu on the street and made you pay all your money to get them back so that you had to slink off into an alley to get naked from the waist down just so you could put them back on again
what.
Why was Eris friends with Darkness initially? It feels there's some inevitability in this that Kazuma is really the chosen one and the goddesses worked together to bring him to this world and get his party going because he has some prophecies to fulfill.
>>138820007
Its revealed in Vol 7, buts its made painfully obvious by Vol 5. Animu only went up to Vol. 2 though
>>138820095
Well as a godess i would find that questionable, but i feel like a thief would enjoy that kind of naughty teasing
>>138820095
>what.
Anime women.
>>138820116
Sympathy
Darkness is an Eris worshipper and Eris felt bad when she could no longer get anyone to partner up with her
>>138820065
Wow this post is perfect example of what someone with brain problem is like.
>>138820065
sup Aqua.
>>138820116
She is a good Goddess and Lalatina is a faithful devotee.
>>138820116
It has nothing to do with Kazuma and everything with Eroness being patheticLalatina had no friends and she went to pray at the Eris Church each day asking the goddess to give her a friend. A while later she "met" Cris, who was also an Eris worshiper and who became Darkness' first friend. Which is pretty sad when you think about it
>>138820194
Eh the noble in that world is no good at all, it is a good thing she doesn't have any friend.
>>138820065
All goddesses in konsuba shitty? Do we meet any gods who arent shitty?
>>138802264
How can this baka be so cute?
>>138806026It's a plant monster from volume five that tricks people into approaching it and carrying it by taking on the form of a cute injured girl. It then attaches itself to you, eventually sucks away your life force and uses your body as a root system. It pretended to have met humans for the first time when Kazuma and co. came across it so they spared it, but Kazuma came back and discovered it was just tricking them so he killed it.
>>138802264
Was i only the only one turned on when kazuma died? I like the guy, but the guilt darkness felt was priceless.
>>138820194
That is pretty damn sad actually.
>>138820232
That may be, but there is a line where unpopularity turns into pathetic-ness and being so hopeless that your deity literally feels bad enough to come to the mortal world incognito so you can have at least one friend is way over that line
I mean even YunYun isn't that fucking hopeless
>>138804862
>They don't have conjugal visits in fantasy australia?
Well, the toads infestation bit is accurate. What else?
>>138820262
The one that took over Aqua's job. She's perfect.
>>138820412
O yeah, she was actually precent decent.
>>138820262
Eh both of them are nice at heart. They are just like Greek deity (hell Aqua and Eris are nicer than most of them), that they like to fuck around with mortals.
>>138820340
Rather than pitying her I am actually jealous toward Lalatina.
Yunyun herself is to blame for her being lonely.
>>138803172
Feed her to Alma Elma's tail and fuck Alma Elma as she digests the useless succubus, cumming inside her just as she finishes fully digesting the useless lump and turning her into boob and butt fat!
>>138819261
> Now, imagine what would a vindictive, pretty woman would do toward creatures that scarred her cute face.
So does Eris actually have a scar or is that just part of her disguise of Chris.
If her scar is real, what scarred a goddess and why can't the damage be healed?
>>138803102
Tails of devils such as succubi should just have there tails coming out of there ass.
>>138817399
I'm ready
>>138802175
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
>>138820686
Choose or roll?
It's done, for whoever's interested.
http://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/
>>138806894
so you'd be satisfied even if its an OLDHAG?
>>138820686
Lets see!
>>138820686
rolling
>>138820747
Any way to use sad panda on mobile?
PC died.
>>138820686
Check em
>>138820686
Rolling for 3
>>138820747
cmon man, sadpanda is very hard to get in. I swear I already registered to e-forum shit but I still can't get in.
I want to marry a cutebus
Who would win in a fight, Aqua or Eris?
>>138820686
I'll take a 4 with extra trips on top, then a medium 6 with lots 8's smothered on top, and finish of with a diet dubs.
>>138820455
>what scarred a goddes
Incubus facial cumshot.
>>138820686
4 a shit.
>>138820778
Use e-hentai reader.
>>138820747
Can you not just make a imgur album or something.
>>138820455
the reason it's not healing is because she is always scracthing it when she is nervous.
>>138803259
Look at that lewd slutty pink light filter.
>>138820894
What's that, anon? Too pleb to get into sadpanda?
>>138820894
But trying to be a dick but you are in the minority here. Everyone else can use panda fine, and it's the easier way for us.
>>138820686
rolling start
>>138808704
Checking their measurements.
>>138820931
I guess
>>138820747
Fuck yea just finished fapping to the chinese version now I can truly fap!
>>138820455
Don't think it has been fully explained yet, but I've seen some anon said that's it's the result of her fight with some demon, that's why she is more extremist than Aqua.
>>138820686
>Rollshit
Grade A cancer.
And some of you faggot got the galls to told me to shut up.
Can't wait for volume8to be animated. The shippers war will be entertaining.Darkness +1 (for the kiss), Chris +2 (miss beauty + name of the flower), Megumin -1 (explosion maniac)
>>138820765
In this universe, the succubus is a director, rather than an actor.
>>138821096
How many volumes were animated already?
>>138821096
>not +1 megumin for holding hands
>>138821169
Then -2 for being a disgusting fangirl.
>>138821137
kek, you can't fool me man. if you're not into lolis then you're into OLDHAGS. it's the logical conclusionDammit, now I understand why age of consent is getting pushed more and more. jealous oldfags obviously cannot compete with a fresh young pussy. Stop age of consent! open your eyes!
>>138821148two
>>138821218
>being this mad
>being this wrong
>being this axis cultist
>>138820747
If we don't get a succubus doujin I shall be very angry.
>>138820728
Choose obviously.
I pick number trips!
>>138821233
noice dubbs
>>138821266
>he didn't know Megumin wrote a fan letter to the handsome marked man and standing in trance watching him and his boss invading a nobleman's castle disregarding her job (of protecting it)
>>138821333
noice tripzz
>>138821233
vol 8 is out ?
>>138820686
I'M FEELING IT
>>138820686
Lettuce do this
>>138820807
>>138820894
>I'm too retarded for sadpanda, please spoonfeed me!
>>138820686
5>9>7>2 rolling
>>138820686
roll
>rollshit
/a/ is dead.
>>138821432
plaese, changing regional locale to JP is far easier than sadpanda.
>>138821337
that's just her chuuni gears rolling. not really a romantic interest like she said. no reason to lose any points for Kazumabowl.
>>138821377
January
>>138821544
minus point for being a *fangirl*, mind you. I didn't say anything about NTR.
>>138820747
Now I know what I'll be fapping to tonight.
>>138821337
FBI agent Megumin's letter to the masketta man where?
Remove Megumin
Replace with Wiz
>>138821629
>chuuni
>fangirling fellow chuunis
All I'm seeing here is Megumin going "mah nigga!" to masked thief. Megumin did nothing wrong.
>>138820686
why not...
>>138821657
>level difference too high
>experience cannot be shared
>individual take
>no different from playing solo
>defeats the entire point of having a party.
Otherwise a level 1 character can just leech off experience to a fully geared level 100.
>>138821635
Do not lewd Explosion!
>>138820686
rollin
>>138821641
I mean CIA, fucking phone typing.
>>138821657
>running gag about Aqua almost purity Wiz every time she is leaking body fluids (tears, sweat, saliva etc)
imokaywiththis.jpg
>>138820686
Roll!
>>138817591
I want to insert my dick into Darkness, and whisper gently into her earLalatina
>>138821850
>Lalatina
>not "your abs are really getting more defined"
>>138821977
>YunYun in charge of advertising the series
>>138808657
GIve herjust the tip.
>>138821732
mfw this is actually vol. 9 or something. I mean think about it...
>introduce another op item
>removes level limit exp sharing on party
>Wiz boosts up Kazuma's low level and he pays her since he's fucking rich
>his 3 party members are surprised for getting so many levels in such a short time
>drama ensues
>aqua knows about the OP item
>wants to seal it
still its a good volume to expand lich/aqua/eris arc.
>>138822099
It's Yunyun volume though.
Vol. 9 is where the author plant Yunyun and Megumin's yuriflag.
>>138820686
roll
>>138821989
"your abs are really getting more defined
And Kazuma saying that, using Lalatina's voice
>>138822189
>or something
could be volume 10 for all we know.
>>138822189
That sounds shit. Megumin is for Kazuma. Why does she have to do this? Also, does Megumin know thatKazuma is the thief from the capital
>>138820686
rollin' for life
>the thief girl is Eris
Oh. So it's just Aqua who goes commando. I thought it was a goddess thing, guess it's just her beingnaughty
>>138822099
Kazuma should really grind some levels
>>138822236
That's bullshit, Megumin is kazumasexual, is only that she likes to cockblock herself
>>138820819
>Who would win in a fight, Aqua or Eris?
In Goddess form? Aqua. She is a high rank.
I wonder how OP she would be if she could be an Arch Mage. Explosion maxed out + Advanced Magic + super high quality infinite Mana
>>138822277
Who needs levels, when he has money
>>138822236
Read the spinoff. Megumin and Yunyun are very cute together. Yunyun is the main girl in the spinoff.
>>138822357
adolescence
>>138822357
They are just tsundere about being friends, Plus Yunyun autism
