Find a flaw.
she doesn't have much karma for a reddit girl
-Taken by MC
-Hard to imagine how she'd behave in a number of situations
-Unpredictable
-Artstyle varies from scene to scene
-Impossible to waifui-ize because of all of the above reasons
got crabs
>>138763636
She's not real and she isn't my girlfriend.
>>138763636
Used goods.
>>138763636
She cut her hair.
>>138764193
Only by araragi, so why would you mind?
>>138763636
Literally is and has a cuck fetish.
>>138764206
This. Does the author have a haircutting fetish or something?
>Senjougahara
>Hanekawa
>Nadeko
>Tsukihi
>Karen
The only one that looked good with her hair cut was Tsukihi.
And Kanbaru looks better with her hair grown out.
If Shinobu ever gets her hair cut, I'm going to be sick.
>>138763636
She's not Cat.
>>138763636
Her foot isn't on my dick.
>>138764260
you mean Kaiki
![[Commie]_Nekomonogatari_(Black)_-_01v2_[BD_1080p_AAC]_[8E8082DD].mkv_snapshot_07.45_[2013.07.06_19.25.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3AxnU6Y.jpg "[Commie]_Nekomonogatari_(Black)_-_01v2_[BD_1080p_AAC]_[8E8082DD].mkv_snapshot_07.45_[2013.07.06_19.25.31].jpg")
>>138766463
Wrong girl
>>138764193
>>138764260
>>138766651
>not wanting to fuck Crab in the off chance that you'll be fucking the sloppy seconds/thirds of Araragi and Kaiki thus indirectly getting a taste of the two in the form of a girl with a 10/10 body like Crab
It's like 3 girls with one dick.
>>138766754
this nigga got the right idea
>>138763636
not monkey/10
>>138766754
anon stop
snek
Used goods.
>>138764434
Did you see Kizu?
>>138763636
Literally psychotic.
Damaged goods.
>>138767501
she is only appealing when she is bitchy.
>>138764434
>this opinion
>not liking short boyish hair like that typically found on a male person
What are you, gay or something?
Karen I'll grant you looked better before the haircut but everyone else varied from perfectly fine to even better than before.
AlsoI thinkKanbaru looks better with the short hair
>>138764434
Haircuts visually signify change. It's pretty lazy actually.
>>138763636
FAT
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>>138763636
Why is Kanbaru the best
>>138767563
The first short haired Senjougahara was pretty bad compared to long hair Senjougahara, her hair in Koi/Tsuki was pure perfection though.
>>138767562
nah
>>138767563
No she doesn't
She looks perfect with every hair style.
>>138767610
>>138763636
She doesn't have claws anymore.
>>138768152
She just uses her claws as bludgeons now.
>>138764434
>If Shinobu ever gets her hair cut, I'm going to be sick.
Boy do I have some news for you.
>>138763636
>>138763636
She's not gay.
>>138766680
skihi is technically not a cuck, but the Buck cucking the Araragi family out of money for electricity, food and clothes.
also genes
>>138768332
looks cute, when's that
>>138769515
Kizu.
>>138769544
are the novels translated/good
>>138766475
Somehow when I watched this I knew it was someone's fetish and they'd fal to this short scene
>>138769596
Yes/yes. You'll have to pay for the good translation though.
>>138769657
15 dollars for a 300-400 page book is not that much
I know people here are used to pirating everything but that's a pretty good deal
>>138769657
Oh I meant if the novels themselves were good.
Like the way the Maoyu novels are written is just unreadable.
Thanks though.
characters who were "almost raped" are meant to be read by people who won't freak out about it as actually raped
>>138769851
She's meant to be a pure young first love kind of girl
You can't be raped and be a pure first love anon
>>138763655
for you
>>138763636
She had been walked home gently
>>138766754
L-lewd,though somehow I like it.
>>138763636
She can't be mine
>>138763636
Doesn't get enough screentime.
Hitagi Rendezvous when?
>>138771942
>chuuni cake
Why is Gaen so best?
>>138774018
She definitely has that appeal of "trying too hard that it's cute" for a cake.
>>138764434
>implying short hair cat isn't a qt
she is from one of the most shit of shit series.
>>138764434
Long-haired Ougi when?
>>138763636
She isn't the best girl!
>>138764434
>>138763636
she's always acting like a fucking bitch and deserves to get slapped
>>138775085
you want to know why ougi started with short hair? because other girlsturned from good to best by cutting their hair.
>>138763636
Zero ass.
>>138775300
Wrong.
>>138775355
No. This is just an exaggeration because the story is told from Ararag's POV, he sees the entire world differently than it really is.
Shaft being the amazing studio that they are decided to adapt the source material exactly how it was told in a genius fashion.
>>138775355
>Damn this BITCH broke her spine trying to have an ass
>>138763636
Hair too long.Just kidding, all crabs are best crab.
>>138763636
She has a horrible fan following and is constantly praised by weeb faggots such as yourself.
>>138763636
Not a vampire loli.
>>138771942
I can't tell if shes friend or foe half the time
>>138763636
She's extremely condescending, she doesn't smile often, and she never gets embarrassed
All things I find very off putting in a girl
>>138775595
>she never gets embarrassed
She's good at hiding it.
>>138763636
Still breating.
>>138775595
I can't help but feel like you've only seen Bake. The only part I'd argue that's still relevant here is how she's still condescending and even that has dialed down in later arcs.
no eyebags 4/10
She has a very young face
>>138777022
okay that image didn't download right
Too old.
>>138776993
Nope, I've watched all but Kizumonogatari.
I do like her better in later arcs, but she's still the girl I like the least of all the gataris. I think the main part is that I just don't find her cute, and even when she becomes cute, I still find her less cute than the other girls. Crab is my absolute worst girl in monogatari, which I mean a lot less as an insult than what other anons might interpret this as. In a show where the majority of the girls are 10/10, 9/10, and 8/10, I'd rate Crab a 7/10
>>138763636
Big knockers.
>>138769333
She's literally a cuckoo
Kanbaru is best girl.
>>138763636
Everything.
