>a little girl walks up to you
>she starts vibrating
how do you respond?
>>138712353
Grab hold of her and try to lower her gently to the ground because she is probably having a seizure
Call an ambulance
Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways
>>138712353
I answer it
>>138712353
> Grab her
> Put her mouth to my ear
> Say " Yea, hello?"
>>138712548
>" Yea, hello?"
>>138712453
>Make sure nothing is obstructing her airways
so you can insert your dick right?
>>138712548
>>138712353
give her a s2;_;
>>138712353
I ask her if she's all right.
Apply her to my prostate.
I'd probably run the fuck away if it is possilbe, I mean shit, she could be about to explode or some shit
>>138712353
>"HELLO, BOSS ARE YOU THERE?"
vibrate in kind
>>138712353
Hook her up to a magnet and make a generator for my meme machine
>>138712511
>>138712548
"Hello, it's the other-dimensional version of your crush,.."
Obviously this girl is looking for a fight.
I start vibrating harder. They don't call me the Newfoundland Jackhammer for nothing.
put it in
>>138718559
had a reasonable chuckle. thank you anon.
>>138718048
FINDS A WAY
>>138712353
Put her into my ass and enjoy the ride of course!
I SWEAR TO GOD , SOMETIMES IT SEEMS 4CH IS STALKING ME
YOU FUCKERS LITERALLY POST ABOUT WHAT I WATCHING
k-kowai...
>>138722323
are you a little girl?
>>138722323
Is this post reportable? Because I really want you fucking banned.
She's a bomb, obviously. The only answer is to throw her out the window.
>>138712353
Offer fluffy tail
>>138722323
do you think you are important enough to have a stalker?
>>138712353
Angry helicopter noises
>>138722323
I've seen this exact post a couple times
is this a meme or are you this autistic?
>>138728062
You seem to forget this is a forum where both are in ample supply.
>>138712548
Is his jacket yellow or purple?
>>138728382
yes.
