You've been summoned to another world. You get to pick your race but can only pick Orc, Goblin, or Kobold. Luckily you were given one anime plot armor to use what is it. Your first encounter is with this elf. Whats your game plan.
orcs are like corrupted elves right so that means i'd have a better chance with deedlit
orc
RAPERAPERAPE
>>138605651
seriously though who the fuck would not pick orc
>>138605651
Orc, since after reading slime Oni sounds like a better evolution than being a wet mutt. They always make wolf gods pansy tier deities despite how cool they look, demihuman all the way.
>>138605651
I would go full on goblin so I don't scare her all that much and slowly evolve to look more human while killing bandits who stand in my way.
>>138605651
provide evolution trees
>>138605651
Are we talking the cute, fluffy kind of kobold where I'm likely to be taken in as a pet by someone?
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>>138606192
Elevens go by early Wizardry/D&D rules rather than Dwarf Fortress memesters, so probably not.
Can JoJo asspulls be my plot armor?
>Be orc with hot elf slave stand
>travel za warudo having bizarre adventures with my new aibo
I pick Kobold and attempt to recruit the elf into my party.
>>138605651
i would be a cute furry kobold
>>138606391
Oh yeah and my plot armor is a Gundam.
I'll be a ripped orc, feared and reviled by the unvashed masses. Behind the unmoving exterior lives a quiet and stoic pride that is glimpsed by those close to me that manage to see through their prejudice.
Ah who am I kidding I'd be a comic relief goblin de gozaru.
>>138606278
I've noticed in a lot of their games kobolds are small fuzzy things, but in anime a lot of them are boar based.
>>138605651
>elves are a thing
ORC
>>138606433
Name ANY series where the Gundam survives till the end
I'll wait.
>>138605651
Pick a kobold and go full Pun-Pun.
>>138606789
After War Gundam X
which choice gives me the beat chance at raping deedlit
>>138606789
>>138606789
And Zeta.
>>138605651
Kobold.
Gary Stu - tier magic prowess.
>>138605651
Goblin
Aura of Indifference
Have tea and cake with her
>>138605651
Orc. Plot armor is harem powers. Rape.
>>138605651
DnD 3.5+ kobolds or dog/rat kobolds?
I'd be down for being a tiny dragonfire adept kobold
But if I was just a tiny commoner and encountered a decent level caster elf, I'd be pretty fucked.
>>138606951
Oh, anime plot power is Super Luck (Ichiko Sakura from Binougami Ga! levels of luck)
>>138606696
Aren't they supposed to be Draconic? or is that just a d&d thing?
I'm just trying to live a peaceful life in my own hut. Get over here, get well and go back to your home afterwards.
>>138605651
Dude wouldn't Deedlit fuck my shit up with wind magic or something?
Might have to pick another elf to rape.
>>138606833
Cancelled. Doesn't count.
>>138606871
>Zeta
>canon
>>138607119
Why isn't Zeta canon anymore? I haven't watched the newer stuff.
>>138605651
Orc, plot armor is high magic resist items, and rape.
>>138607152
Ignore it. He's just spouting /m/emes.
>>138607075
It's a dnd 3.5+ thing
This is a kobold from 2e. It's more rat-like and has a scorpion on a stick
>>138607198
No, that'd be ZZ isn't canon.It isn't
>>138606951
I'd totally be a 3.5 Kobold princess waiting for my way-too-chivalrous knight to come rescue me.
>>138605651
Kobold.
Natural 20 charisma
I'm going to found the cult of the Inexorable Candle with her as high priestess.
>>138607261
>Kobold princes
Kobolds don't have such a hierarchy
You're either draconic in some whay and thus in charge or not and part of the communal shit-heap or a priest
Also
>Kobold
>Waiting for rescue
>Not turning the room into a death-trap and the walking out over the corpse of your enemy
For shame!
>>138605651
Kobold because they look athletic as fuck (literally just googled it)
My plot armor would be being the MC in a harem anime.
re:monster goblin with the mc's ability sounds good
>eat rocks
>acquire spells
>>138607524
http://imgur.com/gallery/9304m
>>138607979
Not everyone has to say "hey, I got that reference" when they get a reference
>>138607075
Traditionally in folklore they are usually either little gnome/dwarf like creatures or occasionally fat babies with minor animal features. In fantasy games they tend to be pretty heavily inspired by D&D and are often lizard/dragon like in appearance. Japan seems to like portraying them as dogs with varying degrees of human features and I don't really know why.
>>138607771
Yes, Goblin
>>138608351
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCC
>>138607221
truly a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>138608064
Actually a new law requires just that.
>>138608351
>Japan seems to like portraying them as dogs with varying degrees of human features and I don't really know why.
Because that's how they were portrayed in the old D&D books.
Here's the evolution of the D&D Kobold. Note how the first one resembles the one that often pops up in Japanese media.
>>138608064
No, you responded in just the way a newfag who doesn't get the reference would respond. You can't save face now.
>>138605651
WAAAAAGH
>>138608742
Fuck the law, I'm CN
OP, your choices are like picking from Lamborghini, a Honda, or pic related.
>>138609022
The upkeep costs on the Lambo would stop me from choosing it.
Also, Honda what?
Pirotess a shit
>>138609022
I'd pick the honda and the difference in price in cash to the lamborghini 10 times out of 10
Or take the lamborghini and sell it, then buy a honda
>>138605651
Step 1: Choose orc
Step 2: Don't be an asshole
Step 3: Automatically get reverted to an elf
>be Dwarf Fortress kobold
>steal the elf's sacred magic talisman while she's traveling on the road
>high tail it out of there
>she chases me around the world and we constantly end up inadvertently getting sucked into crazy adventures where we just barely survive before the chase begins again
>>138609461
>Turns out she's a dwarf fortress elf
>She murders you and ritualistically eats your corpse
>>138605651
What the fuck is a Kobold?
>>138610447
Either a rat person, dog person, or tiny dragon/lizard person
Goblin. I would infiltrate the leadership of the humies and get them to give me all of their shekels because reasons while convincing them to destroy their own kingdoms. The hand wringing would be glorious.
Orc. I would rather be more than just a trash mob.
As for plot armor I want Jojo's Bizarre Adventure levels of quick thinking and cunning.
>>138607289
Pazuzu doesn't exist in this setting.
>>138605651
Orc blacksmith
Accelerated learning
Ask her how much mithril costs and if she's trying to cheat me.
>>138610447
From wikipedia:
>Although usually invisible, a kobold can materialize in the form of an animal, fire, a human being, and a candle
But in monmusu shit they're dog girls.
>>138611915
depends on whether you are going by eastern or western (D&D) types. Same goes with Orcs being pigs instead of....bigger angrier goblins.
