The mighty Kanirante has appeared before you.
He asks you a simple question:
>Why are you not running away?
What do you do?
I sage this thread
>>138577308
I slice him with my katana
I pull out my black dick and we see who's really stronger.
>>138577308
"Why should I run away?"
>>138577308
>caught you mirin
>>138577308
get in underpants and show him who's the boss of the gym
>>138577308
I wonder what the fuck he's babbling about while running away.
>>138577308
I spread my cheeks and squeeze out a pick greasy log of shit onto the ground while never breaking eye contact
>>138577308
Kick to the ballz
>>138577308
Because I serve crab legs.
>>138577308
>Proceed to rape
I stand and look him in the eyes because I'm tired of running
>>138577308
hey, hey what can i do
ive got a woman, she loves me too
>>138577308
"Hey buddy, why are you not wearing any pants? Don't you know how many kids walking by might accidental develop some weird lobster-man fetish, right?"
>>138577308
Bro, you definitely don't skip leg day.
>>138577308
Laugh at those ridiculous nipples.
>>138577308
"You look like a fag."
>>138582165
as useless as nipples on breastplate
>>138577308
>Implying I'd ever be outside
Your mommy has an outie!
*teleport behind him*
*pull out my katana*
psh, nothin' personnel, kid
*kill him*
*feast on his body*
His shell makes it look like he has one small testicle and a huge erection
>>138577308
OPM is NOT a homoerotic show
>>138577308
"ha , i was just thinking , how can you have suck a big bulge in your underwear.
Like look at it man , it's bigger than your head"
i would actually ask something like that
>>138577308
>"Because I've lost my will to live."
>>138582481
What? Is there something you wanna talk about, anon?