Rei is now an F-cup.
The school uniform is a half-buttoned blouse with a miniskirt that barely qualifies as a belt.
Asuka is Shinji's sister.
OP is a forgettable J-pop song.

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>If Evangelion were made today
Fucking if only.

The angels are all cute schoolgirls who want to fuck Shinji. Asuka and Rei would be Shinji's sisters and want to fuck Shinji. Ritsuko would have like fucking O-cup breasts and want to fuck Shinji.

... I think I just figured out how they came up with the plot of To Love Ru.

>>138411903
Shinji wouldn't use a walkman he would use and Iphone and a macbook

>>138411903
The animation quality would be on DB Super levels of terrible.

Also Shinji would have held Asuka's hand instead of fapping to her.

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>>138411903
>If Evangelion were made today, what would be different?

Shinji would have a safe space.

>all tits are JJ cups
>everyone wants to fuck shinji
>ikari is dead and yui is alive, and she wants to fuck shinji
>rey isn't the clone, shinji is
>all the female eva pilots are also in a j-pop band
>99% more high school shit drama

/a/ would call it pretentious memeshit

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>>138411903
Kaworu is now a girl

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>>138411936
>>138412255
>>138412727
>>138412877

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>>138411903
Yes

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>>138411903
Generic action robot with more fanservice.

>>138411903
>We wouldn't be waiting for 3.0+1.0
>It would be unpopular because it's pretty shit for today's "good non-cliché anime" standards.

>>138413237
What I came here to do.
>>138413652
So, 3.33. Yep, also what I was thinking.

But in all seriousness, unless it was made under similar circumstances, I doubt it would have the same impact and impression.

>>138412935
Oh wait.

>>138411903
It would be idolshit.