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Why haven't they had tremendous amounts of casual sex on the same hay bale yet?
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>>138257521
They don't like each other.
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>>138257521
1) Aqua is a cunt

2) Kazuma is for Megumin

3) Kazuma finds Aqua to be a vapid cunt

4) They sleep near horse poop

5) Where the fuck do Megumin and Darkness sleep?

6) Aqua probably has goddess tier STDs

7) Megumin is best
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>>138257591
They do though. Just not in a romantic sort of way.
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>>138257521
The noise would probably cause the "next door" neighbor to beat the ever loving shit out of them mid coitus.
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>>138257675
>Where the fuck do Megumin and Darkness sleep?
Megumin sleeps with Darkness.
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>>138257521
Because Kazuma trained Megumin to be his personal toilet.
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>>138257786
I could imagine Megumin sleeping under a bridge somewhere.
I can see Darkness just wandering the streets at night drooling and hoping someone comes along and sexually assaults her.
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>>138257521
Because Kazuma knows that you do not stick your dick in crazy.
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He's saving himself for that special someone.


>>138257849
You need that disgusting nose ring that them proper disgusting whores wear.
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>>138259611
Semen demon.
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>>138257849
Remove that disgusting fang and this might actually look good.
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>>138257849
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Because Kazuma is happy with jerkin it while she sleeps, and a goddess probably has no sex drive.
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>>138260542
That begs the question where does he shoot it?
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>>138260700
Probably onto some horse shit, bet it soaks it right up. Or maybe he uses create ice to freeze it and throw it out.
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>>138260700
On her hair
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>>138257521
>[Chihiro]
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>>138257849
>>138260479
DELETE THIS
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>>138257521
>Why haven't they had tremendous amounts of casual sex on the same hay bale yet?
Sex results in pregnancy in the middle ages.
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>>138259805
No, those are next episode.
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>>138257521

Maybe he's just not gotten lucky.
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>>138262611
And how is having demigod babies a bad thing? Think of how much you could sell one of those for.
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>>138257591
But they're both self-serving cowardly NEETS whose interests often coincide

Do they hate themselves or something?
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>>138257521
because fucking a retard is considered a crime
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>>138265127
>do insecure teens hate themselves

only always
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>>138262611
That's not true though.

People knew the secret of the "safe days". Also "bastard children" were quite common because it took the men a lot of time until they were officialy allowed to marry.
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>>138262611
>not sticking it in her ass
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>>138263096

An answer I did not expect.
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>>138265859

>Aqua likes working with old dudes at the construction site and drinking with old dudes from the construction site

Anon, I know she's got quite a bubble butt and all, but; it's dangerous--and there are no condoms in this universe.
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>>138257521

From that image it seems like Aqua doesn't have any genitals. Which might explain the lack of sex, and the lack of pantsu.
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>>138257675
Darkness is rich, should be obvious from her armor. She doesn't need to worry about finding a place to sleep.
It's not clear where Megumin sleeps. She used to stay with a friend that can solo quests but that friend isn't in town anymore. Megumin probably sleeps in a stable too, might even be the same one.
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>>138257521
But they have.
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>>138267421
Doujins when?
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