GONDOLA TORIMASU!!
Please take my hand.
Where are you going today, anon?
>>137593038
Get me to Cafe Alpha.
I'm in need of a serious comfy fix.
>>137593610
More than one slice-of-life/science fiction anime per gondola KINSHI!!!
>>137593850
Ehhhh?!
>>137593850
Ara ara.
I wonder if all of my tours are going to be canceled today, Aria Shacho. Well, it is winter so there aren't many tourists from Manhome this time of year.
>>137593038
Take me to Finland.
>>137594146
I'd like a tour inside your 'gondola', if you know what I mean.
>>137594236
Oh-hee! My first customer, Aria Shacho!
Hai, te o dozo!
Now, would you like to visit the beautiful and pristine Finland that has been replicated here on Aqua, or did you want me to take you to visit the original Finland on Manhome, the one that was irradiated by Neo-Soviet tactical nukes during the Second Great Northern War of the 22nd century? I can take you there, just don't touch the water because it is laced with arsenic and cyanide from the abandoned gold mines the conquered Finns were forced to slave away in.
>>137594242
"Ai-chan,
Today I was forced to kill my first customer. I did my best to ignore him looking up my uniform. I tried to be forgiving because he had come from the Carnivale at Plaza San Marco and was obviously drunk. When I made a sharp turn and he made a grab for my cooter, out of sheer reflex I used my oar and struck his head. His obese form fell overboard and he began flailing his arms, screaming that he couldn't swim. Oh Ai-chan, I couldn't pull him back into the gondola by myself! I didn't know what to do and he kept screaming and I was begging him to stop making noise. The next thing I know, I am panting and my oar is broken and the man is floating down the canal with his face in the water, his body floating one way, his carnival mask the other. In the heat of the moment, I don't even remember what I did or how I broke my oar. Oh Ai-chan, what am I going to do?"
>>137593038
If you're here I must be dead huh. Oh well, just the usual tour I guess.
>>137594931
Ara Ara, teehee!
Embrace the negative transcendence of my loving aura . . .
>>137594806
"Akari-san,
You should prepare for a criminal charge of unlawful act manslaughter. If only you hadn't killed him, you'd have been the one taking him to court over sexual assault or attempted rape. I'm sure all he wanted to do was cum inside, Akari-san. It would have felt good, right?"
>>137595060
"Ai-chan,
You wouldn't mind taking this broken oar back to Manhome, would you? Akatsuki's older brother knows some customs officials and a few lira is enough to ensure that they won't ask too many questions."
>>137595369
"Akari-san,
It would be a nice souvenir. But those customs officials will want certain favours, won't they? Perhaps a ride in your small, tight gondola in exchange for not asking too many questions. It's all part of the realities of the service industry, Akari-san, you can't escape it forever. I'm sure Alicia-san would say the same."
Huh, nothing is happening in this thread, which makes it feel like a real episode of "Aria".
>>137595617
ouch
>>137595617
>sexual assault, manslaughter, bribery, secondary participation in crime
It's nothing like a real episode of Aria.
>>137593038
Take me to Sortiarius Akari
>>137595551
Sempai,
Ai-chan did not achieve quints, so her advice should be disregarded.
>>137595714
Cumming inside Alice must feel dekkai good.
>>137595551
Who could have imagined that a series about a 15 year old girl who travels alone to a distant city to follow her dreams ends up with sexual exploitation. :(
>>137595946
How else do you think Aria Company can stay in the black? One Prima and a Single who brings in very little revenue can't pay off the mortgage and account for their cost of living with their income alone. They have to offer lucrative 'night rides', you know.
At Himeya and Orange Planet, that sort of stuff is a well-paying side job and not a necessity.
Posting more ARIA
>>137593038
Just going to stay in bed all dayto cuddle with Akari.
>>137598607
Your bed is a car?
>>137598968
That'd be weird.
Aria VN where you are Akatsuki and the MC girls are the character routes when?
>>137594236
>Take me to Finland.
Fuck off, no
I was really disappointed that we never saw Alicia be anything but "ara ara ufufu." The closest we ever got was that one shot of her doing Aria Company financial work that I can't find. That episode in Origination where Alice and Aika follow her trying to see her get mad at Akari was such a letdown.
I mean damn, this is the first google image result for "alicia aria angry." I wanted to see her get annoyed at least, or depressed, or disgusted or something. I know the Arias aren't meant to be round characters but she took it too far.
>>137593038
Take me to Ukijima
And call Alicia-san
>>137593038
>Where are you going today, anon?
I just returned from work. And I have to fucking go somewhere again???
Also, thread is lacking in lewd Arias.
>>137599987
I once got banned for posting Aria lewds. Do not underestimate the wrath of iyashikeifags.
>>137599987
>Lewd Arias
Only Amano can sexualize her characters
>>137599987
Whose gondola would you enter?
>>137600070
Akari definitely. There is something about her naive personality that makes me want to corrupt her.
But then, that would mean NTRing Akatsuki. And I have NTR.
Fuck, this is harder than I thought.
>>137600121
>But then, that would mean NTRing Akatsuki
The best Aria OTP
>>137600121
Agreed. Her or Alicia. I'm >>137599917 and wanna see a different side of her.
Are there anyone here who read Amanchu? Is it good? Will the adaptation be as good as Aria?
>>137600070
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>>137600175
Does Akastuki actually fuck her in Alicia former room at the company while Ai sleep in the other bedroom?
>>137600270
>Are there anyone here who read Amanchu? Is it good?
Yes, quite good.Becareful though, a lot of content there may looks like pure yuribait
> Will the adaptation be as good as Aria?
Hopefuly
>>137600270
The only correct answer. I'd like to slowly slide myself into Alice as she mumbles about how dekkai big it is.
>>137600373
I certainly hope so.
>>137600373
This doujin is canon in my head.
>>137600121
>NTRing Akatsuki
You mean Cait Sith. People seem to forget that Akari is actually into bestiality.
>>137601652
>tfw no Cait Sith to cuddle
OTP:
Akari x Akatsuki
Aika x Al
Alice x Woody-san
>>137593038
How much would a ride in her gondola cost? Including the trip to mars and all?
>aria
Did I some how travel to the past?
Shouldn't have crossed that cat.
Name one Aria character who's name doesn't start with A.
>>137603709
Cait Sith
>>137604017
The BD loos like shit
>>137604214
Not as bad as the haibane BDs at least.
Is it passable in motion though?
How autistic is Alice?
>>137604838
Extremely.
>>137603709
Woody
Maa
>>137604838
Autism is cute.
>>137606020
Woody is Ayanokouji. Don't forget Hime.
>>137593038
Might your way be heading towards Australia?