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Scenario 1: You can only afford one. Which do you pick?
Scenario 2: You are suddenly transformed into a girl of appropriate age. Do you sign up? How would you feel having Coobie for a pimp?
Oh right, also if the answer to 2 is yes what do you wish for?
>tfw no porn of sweet innocent madoka slowly being corrupted into a slutty whore
Grown men who frequent an anonymous anime board are asking other grown men which imaginary girl would they hire to fuck and then are asking them to imagine a scenario where they are turned into a teenage girl.
Do you guys ever look to think just how fucking cringe worthy you are? Fucking hell this board has gone to absolute shit with these fucking neckbearded faggots.
1: Kyouko. DFC is love, DFC is life.
2. Fuck yeah. So long as I got paid. 95% of the clients would be fat, misshapen salarymen. Wouldn't be too fun.
You werent even close
>>137347378
Are you lost?
Well if you stay here you'll lose the ability to see this as cringeworthy.
>>137347378
What a fucking normal fag
>this board has gone to absolute shit
It is because of people like you.
>>137347378
It's a Madoka thread. This is mild if anything.
1. Kyubey
2. Yes, I'd try to teach him to be more demeaning, my wish would be to be in constant heat so the job is constantly enjoyable and I dont regret it after each fuck
I want Kyubey
>can only afford one
I'd look for a fucking second job
>>137347268
I'm kinda torn between Kyouko and Mami. Kyouko, I guess, since it's not every day you can fuck a petite flat-chested underage girl.
I would want Madoka because she's pure and innocentand I want to see her transform in to a cumslut after numerious repeated orgasims
And yes if I turned into a girl I'd sign up immediatly so I could afford my collegues. My wish would be for discounts.
What did Madoka from the alternative timelines wish for?
I'd wish this thinly veiled get thread would become a thread about mahou shojo prostitutes
>Edit: It came true!
>>137347378
>"can't have fun the wrong way oh no"
>"come, let's play pretend-hero on/pol/ with other NEETzis"
>>137347538
>get a second job
>suddenly no time to even see one of the girls
Nice wageslave dilemma there
>>137347723
Fug thats a good point
Sayaka (in her moment of greatest dispair)
Also yes, like everyone else I'd jump at the chance to be a magical girl prostitute
>>137347784
Magical Girl Prostitute sounds like it could be an anime in of itself
>>137347378
Welcome to 4chan, if you think that's bad you should check out /mlp/
I'd honestly be content just seeing QB in purple
>>137347268
a foot job by homura?
homura is best choice
>>137347687
So dead cat to be revivied
>dem legs
>>137347268
>>137347311
So I'm a girl automatically in scenarios. Okay.
1:K-Kyouko-chan!
2:I wishKyouko magically grew into a futa while my legs are magically locked together when men make any attempt so they can't get in me, only opening up to Kyouko.
I can just kill Kyubey for fun.
I-i'll shut up now!
>>137347687
a never ending foot job by homura
>>137348049
>2:I wish Kyouko magically grew into a futa while my legs are magically locked together when men make any attempt so they can't get in me, only opening up to Kyouko.
>>137348049
Sayaka pls
>>137347412
>>137348049
Best taste
>>137347378
>>137347268
>Do you sign up?
And become a whore whose only use is to get fucked by men? Why would I do that?
>>137348258
Fun and well paying job.
>>137348258
Who wouldn't?
>>137348258
Ususally it's not about the men but more about being the whore.
>>137348180
I just realized something bizarre.
>>137347354
Fuck off you dumb frogposter.
>>137347268
1.-Homura, probably to murder her ass to change the future.
(otherwise, Sayaka.)
2.-I have super powers and a sweet dress.
Why the fuck would i become a prostitute?
>>137347378
It didn't use to be this over the top. I blame the Jews.
>>137348985
It is always the jews.
>>137347378
Don't just lump Madoka threads in with the rest of the board, seriously
>>137347268
1: Mami, I like boobs and boobjobs.
2: I'd sign up, my wish is to satisfy all the sexual needs of lonely anons, maybe to be able to create clones that anons could summon at will.
>>137347268
Kyouko
Yes
1. Madoka obviously
2. No.
>>137348049
As expected of applecchi.
>>137350847
>also replhing
As expected of theecchi master.
>>137349872
>>137350893
That would mean you're a bigger ecchi master because you replied and said you would become a prostitute. Shame on you selling yourself like that. Your legs may be locked to men, but you didn't say anything about other women.
That would mean being unfaithful to kyouko.
>>137349974
It gets worse when you notice this started as a subtle GET thread5 anyone
>>137351169
Didn't you read my wish?
>>137351225
Yes
I'd do 2 first and wish to be Madoka, then I do 1 and sex Homura
This conversation would follow
>>137351333
Basically, I'm a prostitute that can't be a prostitue. Only Kyouko can do the deed. No one else.
>>137351390
Well technically you'd still be a prostitute even if you're getting paid for sex with only 1 person.
One thing I still don't understand iswhy aren't you checking this 4?
>>137351448
And that one person is Kyouko. And I would let Kyoukofor free.
A-again, i'll shut up!
>>137351648
So if I am understanding, your greatest wish is to be a girl who teases men and does naughty things with a hermaphroditic Kyouko? Did our conversation the other day awaken something within you?
>>137351801Re-awoken.
ENOUGH!
>>137351801
Bebe. This is innapropiate for children.
You should leave at once.
What would your mom sa...
Oh.
Just close your eyes, your friends are..."working".
>>137352030
Kept you waiting, huh?
I made the reservations, girl.
>>137352091
You can't. I am sealed at this point.
>>137352030
Now I am curious.
>>137352046
Okay, I will leave. I need to do my schoolwork anyway.
>>137352131
Good enough.
Keep yourself safe, alright?
*Lights up a cigar*
>>137351549
Fail.
If you fail like this on the battlefield, you'll be dead.
Like this 8
You guys suck.
>>137352824
You can suck me.
I have the money, kiddo.
>>137352935
No holes can open up for men. Only Kyouko.
>>137352824
I know I said I would leave but I wanted to check in once more.
Don't worry Apple-chan. We will support your life choices. If you want to become a transgender and marry a hermaphrodite then we will still be proud of you.
>>137353062
Well said.
We need tolerant kids in the new age.
Would you consider visiting Outer Heaven someday? The troops's morale would increase knowing they are fighting for such a noble kid.
In my Outer Heaven, all Transwgenders and Hermaphrodites are welcome to fight for what they believe in!
>>137353229
But none of this is real.
>>137353392
War is real.
That's why Soldiers have to exist.
That's why we.are needed.
>>137353547
War is very real, but not what is going on in the thread.
>>137353062
Also it is not what I absolutely want.
>>137354149
You wish a country of endless conflict?
>>137350847
Holy fuck ecchi master !GM. Use the onaholes you use when furiously thinking about madoka.
>>137354208
Pretty weird, huh?
>>137354656
Huh.
