People of /a/!
Please give me some of your energy!
Just raise your hands!
>Wanting NEET energy
He'd probably end up with a minus power level
Sorry but I'm too lazy for this shit.
\o/
Haha, I'm putting them down. FUCK you!
I am low energy today, ask again later
Can the energy be sexual?
But I barely have the energy to go through my daily NEET life and I still have to go and grab some groceries later........
>>137307941
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>>137308094
The energy is coming...
But.
This isn't enough to beat him!
Please...just a little bit more!
how about I raise my donger
>giving energy to a monkey man
no thanks, you get welfare already
>>137307877
>Please give me some of your energy!
>Just raise your hands!
DEUTSCHE ENERGIE IST DIE BESTE IN DER GANZE WELT!
>>137308156
>>137308185
this is now a sekai ichi thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHerZWcAaZQ
>>137308156
Alright man, you asked for it.
*unzips dick*
I have no arms, you bastard.
>>137308156
I raised my ass and farted in your general direction, I hope it gets to you in time!
>>137308208
SEKAI ICHI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHXVADoO2Q
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>>137308213
Good job anons. Goku needs the energy to get it up.
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>>137308177
Alright!
It is almost done!
Just a little bit more...!
Ugh...I don't know if i can contain it long enough...!
>>137307877
>raised the hands
>got a notification
>I just sold my soul and firstborne
Well that's why you don't trust /a/.
>>137308288
but you were a soulless virgin before opening the thread
how does that even work?
>>137308288
Alright, hear up!
I, Mister Satan, am fighting with some guys to defeat Majin Buu!
But i need some of your energy to beat him!
Raise your hands!
(...Well, If it is for the good of the universe...)
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>>137308280
>It is almost done!
>Just a little bit more...!
>>137307877no
>>137308311
>Not selling your soul multiple times
>Not selling your sperm for woman to get pregnant without the need to care
I may be soulles and friendless but i have at least half a brain cell.
>>137308319
Guys!
Did you hear that?
I think that's Hercule!
Satan! Satan! Satan!
Any type of energy works, right?
I'm gonna fuck up the electric facility that's 20 miles and retroactively send that energy back in time to you.
If Saitama gave him any energy at all, kakarotto will have his saiyan head blown off.
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>>137308381
Alright!
This is the energy we need...!
Thank you /a/!
Now, Get out of the way, Vegeta!
hell no you're not getting dubs
>>137308410
Goku is stronger than Saitama so he could handle his energy.
>>137308454
SPIRIT BOMB!
GOOO!!
>>137308454
Sayonara
>>137308493
Don't.
>>137308493
Saitama doesn't need a whole season to beat 1 bad guy though, and doesn't require anyone's help.
>>137308501
...
You were a good opponent...
Please...come back as a good guy...
And we will fight again!
Haaaaaaaa!!!
OP's autism has ended. Can we leave this thread to die now?
>>137308501
Do you still need my energy?
>>137308549
Goku is Universe level
Saitama is not
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>>137308549
>>137308515
Thank you /a/.
I couldn't have done it without you!
>>137308580
Who cares? Saitama could just make a new one with his fist.
>>137308582
Fuck.
You.
>>137308601
>Saitama could just make a new one with his fist.
>>137308580
Why would Goku destroy the universe? If he'd do that then Saitama will kill him for being a villain.
>>137308665
>Saitama killing Goku
HAHAHAHA
>>137308665
>If he'd do that then Saitama will kill him for being a villain.
Except he can't.
>>137308582
No problem, friend.
Your wife was so worried while you were gone but luckily I was there to calm her down.
I was very gentle and eventually she started to feel good about herself. No need to thank me!
>>137308683
>>137308690
nice try, but even senzu beans can't heal Goku when his entire body is ripped apart.
>>137308721
Nice try but Saitama's serious punch is shit tier compared to Goku. Saitama ain't kill shit.
>>137308549
How about just poisoning him? We don't have to fight Saitama in order to kill him.
>>137308721
>>137308769
Remind me how many times Goku died. And to be fair, Goku never punched until the sky is torn apart.
>>137308769
Saitama is canonically undefeatable.
>>137308796
Why is Goku holding up krillin's head like that?
>>137308813
>Remind me how many times Goku died.
Shit argument.
>And to be fair, Goku never punched until the sky is torn apart.
So? >>137308580 Universe buster>>>>>>Cloud blower
>>137308815
In his series maybe outside of it only his feats matter.
>>137308880
Goku has a death record, facing Saitama would add another one. This time he has no viable way to be revived.
>>137308880
>b-but K:D ratio isn't important!
Goku fans, ladies and gentlemen.
>>137308951
They said that after Cell, but popularity demanded it.
>>137309014
Why is Dragonball such a pile of shit? And people think it has a good plot?
>>137309037
Why is OPM such a pile of shit? And people think it has a good plot?
>>137309070
Why does Goku die so many times?
>>137309104
Why does Saitama suck so much as a character?
>>137308951
Doesn't matter Goku is stronger than Saitama
>>137308983
>b-but Destructive Capacity doesn't matter
OPMfags everyone
>>137309104
Also, All of Goku's Deaths were sacrifices/medical.
He was never killed in battle.
>>137309037
>>137309070
DBZ is for nostalgia. OPM is for parodying that nostalgia.
>>137309146
Man, you got roasted in your own game.
Son Goku
http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/24-character-profile-son-goku
>Destructive Capacity: At least multi-galaxy level+ (a bit weaker than Beerus, fought him at 70% power with 80% of his own power, Goku's clash with Beerus was shown destroying objects light years away)
>Speed: MFTL+ (billions of times, fought 70% Beerus)
Beerus' Speed
http://www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=26376&page=4
Short version, Beerus crossed thousands of light years in minutes for fun (DBS EP 2). Which makes Beerus about 12 to 120 billion times FTL.
>Durability: At least multi-galaxy level+
Saitama
http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/2116-character-profile-saitama
>Destructive Capacity: Continent level+, likely higher (matched the energy of an incoming meteor and fragmented it violently in the process, sending pieces flying all over Z city, also generated a massive shockwave on the moon)
>Speed: Sub-Relativistic+ (traveled from the moon to earth in a matter of seconds)
>Durability: Continent level+, likely higher (plowed through the meteor head on without sustaining so much as a scratch)
>Weaknesses: None notable; tends to not take fights seriously due to boredom
Goku wins easy.
One Punch Saiyan.
>>137309169
That proves just how weak Goku is. A literal overhyped bitch.
can someone post that picture of Goku died by a laser beam?
A
FUCKING
LASER
BEAM
>>137309261
>Died
He didn't die.
>>137309261
Saitama doesnt have laser beams.
ROASTED.
>>137309291
He could have mean't Piccolo's special beam cannon.
>>137309312
That's from the time Goku was a scrub
even 9gag agrees
>>137309343
Since when was Goku not a scrub? His Japanese VA did a good job in sounding like a bitch, fits Goku like pottery.
>>137309375
Bump
>>137310064
Bump
>>137311121
Bump
>>137307877
Can you take energy from laser shot applied to chest?
>>137311635
HAHAHAHA
>>137309261
>die to laser beam
>he didn't even die to it
>all laser beams are equal
>boros died to a punch therefore fruit punch can kill him
>otherwise shit logic
>>137309345
This shit never gets old. Gokufags on sudokuwatch
