My gf just discovered my Monster Musume manga collecion. What do /a/?
>>137228273
Invite her to fap with you
Nice story anon but if you have a monster musume collection chances are you don't have a girlfriend
>>137228273
Buy her a prosthetic snake tail. I don't understand why this is even a question.
No point in a relationship if you can't accept each other.
>>137228306
I acted pretty normie when I first met her. I don't know how what she thinks about me anymore...
>>137228273
Show her that fucking snakes, birds, spiders, horses, jars of jelly and headless women is not just a sandnigger thing.
>>137228273
Kill yourself and go back to >>>/jp/
>>137228287
Not too sure if she's into horse pussy.
Tell her you still love her even though she will never be as perfect as 2D
>>137228273
>3DPD GF
you can fuck off now
>Not having your wife tell her doctor about your anime hobbies
Step it the fuck up
>>137228416
I thought everyone liked that!
>>137228273
Ritual suicide to demonstrate your shame.
>>137228416
It's okay. Snake cloaca is fine too.
>>137228273
How about you kill yourself?
>>137228273
Just show her best girl
She will understand
>>137228273
Well mine found my onahole once. She had me use it right on the spot but luckily she let me keep it.
>>137228273
couldn't be as bad as when my parents found my loli collection
>>137228273
It's unfortunate, but I guess you'll have to leave /a/ and never come back. We'll miss you!
>>137229796
What did they say?
>>137229719
Fuuuck me, those thighs look soft.
>>137229889
it was the most uncomfortable conversation in my life but I don't actually remember what was said, I think Ive blocked it out of my mind.
>>137228273
Turn her into monster
>>137228273
>gf
>>137228273
I assume she already said something.
What did she said, OP?
>>137229890
Her heart looks even softer
>>137230011
Indeed it does.
Frankly I do believe the only option is to kill your gf and stuff her lifeless corpse into your dakimakura for added realism
>>137228273
Wow I honestly don't think I've seen one of these threads in at least 7 years.
Weird.
Papi best girl.
Tell your "gf" to stick blue feathers up her bum and get dementia.
>>137229907
Why would you lie on the internet.
>>137230077
>... stick blue feathers up her bum and get dementia
fucking lost
>>137228273
don't fret OP, you now have a means of actualizing many fetishes in 3D
>>137229719
Time for deepthroat
>>137230177
But not the good ones
papi a cute
>>137230077
>>137230355
She's a kid and can't even talk properly.
You can buy an onahole and it would be as smart as papi. Without trying to escape all the time
>>137230397
>Without trying to escape all the time
nah I can just trick papi into staying
>>137228273
>137228273
Why are you dating someone you have to have secrets from?
worst fanbase on /a/
guess that's what happens when the fanbase is mostly /v/ though
>>137230648
>when the fanbase is mostly /v/ though
you've levied that after every anime you dont like to the point that it has lost meaning.
>>137228273
Kill yourself
>>137229789
>She let me keep it
Did she also let you watch Tyrone fuck her you massive pussy
>>137230648
Cool
Where can i subscribe to your blog?
>>137228484
He didn't said her gf is 3d anon.
>>137230686
>Did she also let you watch Tyrone fuck her you massive pussy
she's apparently into bestiality too probably why she let him keep it
>>137230756
then how would she discover his stuff?
>>137230686
He probably sat outside the room crying while fapping
>>137230648
It's not about the fanbase. It's about the influx of normalfags
>>137230795
what is up with ntr manga and dogs?
>>137230803
Are you really believing that OP have a gf?
>>137230846
99% of men do though
just cause the other 1% hangs out around here dont mean that some of the 99 dont wander in.
>>137230817
Are you still a normie if you get a hardon for monster girls?
>>137230844
It implies that humans can no longer satisfy her lust
Just tell her it's like reverse Twilight.
>>137230895
All that means is you're a straight male.
>>137228273
Girlfriends are gay. Having a girlfriend makes you gay too. So you should do gay things like musical shows, brunchs and get married with other gay people.
>>137230844
Mans best friend stabs you in the back and makes the self inserting reader feel he's lesser than a dog. I can only think of like 3 ntr doujins with dogs though.
>>137230908
because of knotting?cause I've spoken to a girl that has sex with dogs and she says that knotting doesn't really feel better or worse than human sex, just different.
>>137230956
>cause I've spoken to a girl that has sex with dogs
How does that even come up? Why would anyone admit to it?
>>137231007
This is the internet anon. Now read everything again with that in mind.
>>137230956
>he doesn't talk about knotting experiences with his friend
HAHA point at him and laugh!
>>137230816
>>137230686
>NTR
Hell I'm not such a degenerate.
>>137231058
People wouldn't come online just to lie
>>137230892
>OP
Also,
>99%
You're exagerating a little.
>>137231168
we are the 1% anon.
>>137228273
Abandon gf.
Obtain monster waifu.
>>137230648
/v/ is full of furries now?
>>137231168
Look at all your not loser normie friends who are older than 22 and count how many don't have girlfriends.
>>137231215
only one of friends has a gf and I don't envy the man who has to climb that mountain.
>>137230397
>Without trying to escape all the time
But that's the best part.
>>137228273
The best video to ever grace the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBQlS56D_Q
>>137231215
literally no one of my friends has a gf
none of them even are NEETs
>>137231215
>not loser normie friends
I aint got any of those
>>137231209
>now
>>137231297
well wasn't the point of vp to syphon that away from them?
>>137231215
100%
>>137230397
>She's a kid
>manga/anime clearly state she's the same age as miia and centorea
Shouldn't Australians be asleep right now?
>>137231933
mentally, she's mentally a child.
Monster Musume threads should be banned.
>>137231933
It's only half past twelve in Australia.
>>137231968
Why? Because you don't like it?
Sorry Tumblr
>>137232020
Those threads are a magnet for furfags
>>137231955
Having fun and not being a native speaker doesn't mean you have a child's mentality, if you read the manga you'd know even her mother acts the same way
I'm not aware of any children in the real world that know about sex, how to have sex and know about being pregnant and having children - in this case, laying eggs
>>137232062
>furry
>monstergirl
They should know the difference and so should you.
>>137232062
>furfags
>Not scalies
There are animes that bait pedophiles, rapists, abusers, cucks, and basement dwellers (all of which can be somewhat encapsulated within/ represented by the furry fandom)
If you want to get rid of weird perverts, ban all anime threads on the anime board.
>>137232065
>her mother acts the same way
her mother is also mentally a child
>I'm not aware of any children in the real world that know about sex
that is what cwc is, papi is essentially cwc
>>137232065
Dude, she can't remember to not fly into a fucking wall.
She is braindead if you ask me.
>>137232099
>TFW you will never fall in love at top speed with a QT monster girl
>>137232099
No I mean furfags
There was literally a fucking furry picture as the op all day yesterday in one of your threads
>> 137175016
and seemingly no one there had a problem with that.
>>137232213
anon do you have autism
>>137232213
Where did the highschool mascot touch you /a/non?
>>137232213
Anon, that OP is furry, don't let the others doubt you.
I personally bully the shit out of people who have Polt as their waifu.
>>137228273
>Haha, it's just a joke girl, I only watch/read it ironically...
>Isn't Japan weird? hehehe....
>>137232246
>>137232256
And now the furfags that the series have attracted have come out of the woodworks.
>>137232213
>>137232298
W-what, liking Lala means I'm a furry?
>>137232397
Polt reminds me of Wendigo
>>137232397
>Has fur all over her
>Not just on her head and tail
>Her fur is especially thick near the abdomen/crotch, so it it practically impossible to shave
That's furry.
If you're trying to prove a point at least use images that help you. And don't point the very obvious.
>>137228273
>gf doesn't know your hobby
>gf not into animu/mango
How pathetic can you get anon? You only have yourself to blame for having such a gf
Wait a second.
Papi has a belly button, yet she lays eggs. How is this possible? Miia also has a belly button, being a reptile I'd imagine she too lays eggs. I'd think the same for Mero (most fish lay eggs) and Rachnera (spider eggs) and then Centorea in that scene were she's dreaming about being pregnant.
She's pregnant in the human part of her, not the horse part where her genitalia are. So her womb is all the way into her body and up her torso? What the hell is going on with these monstergirls?
Ur obviously cucked OP.
>>137232825
There's still a nutritional connection in the yolk similar to humans iirc. Good catch though
>>137232020
I still follow the series but those threads are dead to me , they made me realize that maybe the anti general guy may have some points. I lot of the negative traits of generals and even regular Internet forums have transfered over . The most grievous of these is that there are a cabal of trip fags that you are not allowed to criticize or question in any way which goes contrary the anonymous posting virtues of being judged by what you post and not who you are . Like if you're a draw fag or translator and want to talk about your day youre pretty much given a free pass to do so,you get a free pass to do anything its not the users that decide what's tolerated or not it's a small elite group of people anyone who questions this gets attacked by the whole thread. Hell you can't even criticize the translation group for being 3 months behind or else you get a bunch of posts saying it's bait. Because apparently anyone who doesn't show blind unquestioned loyalty is troll. You know there was a translation group that started doing it faster than than them and then they had their cronies Run a harassment campaign against them , that's the shit that's the norm there now.
Tldr: I love monster musume but I would not be sadden to see the threads go.
>>137232825
MonMusu biology doesn't matter.
>hfw she sees your dick
>>137232501
>I don't know what a furry is or why they should be hated, but I'll jump on the bandwagon anyways because I want to look cool
Its always so easy to spot hipster faggots trying to fit in. Please do the research before talking about anything from now on.
>>137232882
I kind of agree with you but I guess I'm too laid back to care about what other people post or talk about to each other, I just scan the threads to probe for the comments/discussions from people who aren't completely insane and ignore whatever the "elite" have to say. They feed their ego from your replies, if you don't respond then they move on
>>137233024
>Ad hominem
She has 6 nipples hidden behind her LAYER of fur, has paws and claws, and a snout.
If she isn't furry, please tell me what she is.
Because this is some extreme denial.
>>137233078
Ignore the autist, he's completely nuts.
You cannot reason with a retard.
>>137232825
You may or may not want to open this for an answer.
>>137228273
Why would you get a gf that cares about such petty things? Mine is like
>Monmusu, okay
>Onahole, cool I've been thinking of getting a vibe
>Daki, okay, but nude side always has to be up
>>137233127
>He's 100% right so we're going to ignore him! That'll show him!
Yeah! Yeah!
Instead of actual presenting an argument, I'm just going to call him autistic.
>>137231256
no?
>>137233145
I'm pretty much desensitized to anything and I'm still confused as to where that umbilical cord is going, but thanks for partially clearing that point. Still kind of hard to explain Centorea's pregnant human half
>>137233220
Oh fine, let's see how you win the argument.
Kudos if you win. I'll be rooting for you.
>>137233246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33kAMeHVzBA
>>137233282
I already have, this argument was over from the start. I've said all I need to say. Matter of fact someone even posted the end to the argument before I even begun.
See
>>137232397
I wonder why they keep bringing this up even though it proves them wrong.They must be autistic.
>>137233027
They had their minions chase off a more competent translation group
>>137233282
Furry is the human forms applied to animals
Monstergirls are monster forms applied to humans
It's easy to confuse the two if you're ignorant but there is a difference.
>tfw can't leave this bread until the translations are dumped
Any word on when those will be ready?
>>137233516
Yeah but this Polt character seems to be the former
>>137233516
What >>137233553 said. She's a furry.
What part of Polt is human?
>>137228273
Everyone. That one where the mom found the guys incest futa collection on his computer?and she was totally cool with it
>>137233516
She is how a dog would look if applied to a human, how is that hard to understand?
>>137233565
Her furgina
>>137233027
> drunk translator comes in talks about her birthday then posts yaoishit
There's a limit anon and I've reached mine
![_79]R%$P~EEXCH$91T{8ELU.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FFBS6ZH.jpg "_79]R%$P~EEXCH$91T{8ELU.jpg")
>>137233617
>furgina
I'm sure humans don't have furginas.
Furry it is and you're a retard in denial.
Speaking of drunk translator!
>>137233547
I'm hoping to get some of the TS done today and tonight, but I can't promise anything. It'll be done sometime between today and the end of the week.Go find something better to do with your time.
>>137231215
>>137231175
unless people act like some h doujins have them act (that is, not have sex with their partners well into several months) 1/4 out of every 25 yo in the US is a virgin, making that 25% of gf-less people
That number probably increases the younger you go.
>>137228273
Ask her if she wants to cosplay as Lala
You'll bring the bonesaw.
There are 2 monmusu threads up, the other one was made earlier. Please consolidate for /a/'s sake.
Thank you.
>>137233719
No please, this one is way better. The other one is the same waifu circlejerk + that shitty browser game general.
>>137233701
Wrong thread
This is the one where people don't worship you go to the other one
>>137233701
Did you get the raws yet TF
>>137233659
>her
I see the I suppose it is only a matter if time before this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8kL6AacpCk
Happens
Another Jelly, that's nice.
>>137233774
Oh no, my precious e-peen will be damaged.
It's the same stuff I've been dealing with for years; if it hurt my feelings now there'd be something wrong.
>>137233801
We received raws over the weekend, and I've finished one chapter's translation. 39 is what we're working on getting out first, then 40.
>>137228416
>Horse Pussy
Don't tell her that or she'll dump you for having a shit taste.
>>137233836
Thanks TF, happy belated birthday
>>137232882
>You know there was a translation group that started doing it faster than than them and
You the CR shill that was in the thread the other day? I agree the threads are cancerous but the translations are high quality and usually timely, so it's pretty fucking shit to wine because some speedscans came quicker.
Only reason the chapters are late are a problem with the raws anyway.
>>137233832
Fuck off with your turd of a gacha game to the general.
>>137233078
>>137233343
The thing isn't whether or not she's furry, she fits the most basic description. It's that the only people who give a shit are autistic faggots who pretend that doing it with a half snake/horse/bird/spider/whatever the fuck girl is any better than a wolf chick. Why you would even engage that years-old pissing contest to begin with is anyone's guess. If you can't love and gap to all monster girls equally, that's your own drawback, don't go trying to drag others into it.
>>137233937
>she fits the most basic description
The most basic description is too vague and erroneous to really work at drawing the line.
She doesn't have a snout so she's not really furry, but she's borderline like the FF11 catgirls.
>>137229789
Jesus. Are you a bernie samders supporter?
>>137233897
The Fuck does cr have to do with this.
>>137233928
You do not have any authority to stop discussion about the game in any /a/ monster girl thread.
Also, filter is your friend.
>>137233701
>Go find something better to do with your time
I refuse
>>137228273
My gf has declared Suu to be 'her property' and I'm not allowed to fantasize about her. We watched it together. Also, she has more ecchi fantasies about anime girls than I thought one person could possibly have. I love her <3
>>137233836
There is another thread that's earlier and more of a hug box
Plus this technically isn't a mm thread
Go there.
Kill yourself
>>137233998
Videogames go on /v/ or /vg/, and don't you fucking dare to say there's not enough posters for it, you fags keep the threads going 24/7.
>>137233995
Crunchy does manga now apparently
>>137234041
You are getting more and more retarded per reply.
Find me an /a/ thread that starts discussion about the game before you put all the blame to us. It's always the circlejerkers that open the thread.
>>137232882
>there was a translation group that started doing it faster than than them and then they had their cronies Run a harassment campaign against them
I have no problems with people doing stuff faster. Hell, it eases up on our workload and actually kicks our ass into gear. The only comments I had on that was that it was a translation of a translation, and probably had some errors. If anyone 'ran a harassment campaign' it certainly wasn't us, because we really don't care.
The only time I've legitimately wanted something taken down was when my full translation was used without permission in a shoddily-done scanlation, and my name was slapped on it. But that was 100% my fault for sticking that stuff on the internet in the first place. Lesson learned, etc.
Scanlation's a battlefield. We've taken series from other groups that were going slow, and other groups have taken stuff from us when we were going slow. That's just how it works.
I'm honestly surprised nobody has jumped at the opportunity to translate the Korean or Chinese versions of the last two chapters, seeing as they've been readily available for a while.
>>137234041
But /v/ is much better at discussing anime than /a/. I only come here for games.
>>137233897
> accuses anon of being a shill
> shills for their own group in the same post
Does the irony not escape you?
When did another translation group try to pick up Monster Musume? Don't remember anyone trying to do that, last I remember with translator drama happened when some dude at Reddit took TF's translations from a live stream.
>>137233937
I actually agree with the idea that no one is no better than the next person, it's when people don't admit to it and then proceed to call other peoples girls horsepussy and the alike.
It's bullshit, and if you want to fire shots, you are no better.
We're all in the same boat. So stop the hate.
>>137233956
>She doesn't have a snout so she's not really furry
You're losing me on that one but for the sake of what I said above, I'll leave that argument and wish you luck with wanfu.
>>137233836
>if it hurt my feelings now there'd be something wrong
There's definitely something wrong if you feel the need to post anonymously so you can make yourself relevant in a thread that has nothing to do with you
>>137234065
Oh my god if CR took this series the butthurt would be immense.
>>137234041
Ok, we keep the threads going 24/7 but that's the idiots who start it and the people in there don't all play the game.
It's the circlejerkers who start the unnecessary 24/7 threads, I even suggested and people would all agree that we don't have them anymore and some autist will still open them.
>>137233820
I like this guy's other songs
>>137233897
CR doesn't have the manga translated for free users.
I've looked and everything, it wasn't even available for paying users.
They just linked me to the SS translation page.
>>137234135
I'd prefer a reddit translation group
My gf started watching this around the same time I was playing through mgq paradox, she apparently likes it
Should I watch this show
>>137234421
Is paradox translated yet
>>137234421
I will recommend it if you're into monster girls and soft-porn comedy with little plot development.
What I won't recommend is visiting any of these threads.
>>137234473
I'm not the guy you answered, but what if I'm into soft-porn comedy with little plot development, but WITHOUT monster girls?
I like monster girls, but I still prefer human 2d girls. I like monster musume because it's not set in a fucking school like half anime is
>>137234099
I don't really read mm anymore so now with those shackles off I feel I have the freedom to say
I don't give a Fuck about you or anything you have to say.
Boy does it ever feel good to finally be able to say this.
>>137234545
There's miss Smith the human handler of the monstergirls
>>137234545
I have no idea what to recommend since I only watch very few anime. The list goes:
>Jojo's BA
>Higurashi
>Nichijou
>Monmusu
That's about it.
>>137228466
this
>>137234465
I believe dargoth has a patch for some of it but its still machine translations for now
>>137234473
Alright I'll have it as something to watch on the side while I do things, thanks
>>137228273
Speed up that project to make a chimera using your gf and your pet.
>>137233956
I'm with you on that one, animal faces are incredibly off-putting to me but I think Polt is fucking beautiful, I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. I'd go furry for her, just like I'd go necro for Zombina or horsefucker for Cerea. Can't help it man, I love them all too damn much.
>>137234545
>soft-porn comedy with little plot development
would you be settle for soft core comedy with lots of plot development?
>>137235346
I would love that but it's not going to happen soon.
>>137228273
tell her that she will never be able to satisfy you like best girl could and then start crying
>>137235400
>I would
seikon no qwaser
queens blade
>>137232402
no, you're kind a necrophile
>>137235498
I have watched Queen's Blade but it didn't seem like it had good development.
I plan on watching Seikon no Qwaser, it's on my back log as of right now.
>>137234099
Don't forget the stolen raws.
>>137231007
Not him, but it just kind of... does. I've admitted to having certain fetishes to people I'd only met that week, because, within context, it seemed like a risk worth taking - and half the time I was right.
A year back I was talking to a cute girl that lived only an hour or so out that was secretly way into cannibalism. To the point that she'd cut a chunk of skin off her own thigh and ate it. I'm not sure how but I'd only been talking to her for like a week or two when this came out. There was pictures.
>>137235955
>and half the time I was right.
and what happened the other half?
>>137235955
>secretly way into cannibalism.
I would stay clear from her anon
>>137228273
Uh, make sure she doesn't find the oppai mouse pad or body pillow
good luck op.
>>137235973
awkward silence, disinterest, or a little teasing, mostly. Nothing too harsh yet. I'm expecting to get it very wrong one of these days.
>>137235955
>To the point that she'd cut a chunk of skin off her own thigh and ate it.
>>137236084
I remember hearing an mgq song bleeding from some guys headphones at the gym, i guess i missed my chance to get it right then
>>137235955
Kakuja when?
>>137233964
I'm not americuck. Why though?
>>137228273
Nobody care about your blogshit.
Truly the worst fanbase on /a/, impressive indeed considering we have Madoka and Yahari's fanbase too.
>>137237092
I like madoka magica, what wrong with it?
Why is this thread still up?
Why there is no (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)?
Don't tell me mods are now only normalfags?
>>137237122
I like it too but threads are just yurishitters talking about same shit over and over. That's why I avoid them.
>>137228273
Explain you're dedicated to the scariest monster girl - Human
>>137237169
no new content in like 3 years so thats expected,
hopefully that other madoka movie gets made once urobutcher is done playing with puppets.
>>137237172
>tumblr_inline_no7mihxq6U1sdmieq_500.png
Besides its great shes willing to roleplay that sort of thing, you must be a real dork if you can't find just a plain gf
>>137237482
Dumb frogposters aside, get out.
>>137237231
I blame the /a/ meetup during the first/second movie. I feel the thread turn into definite shit after that.
A shame, the livewatch threads (up to ep 10) is sooo good.
Testing
>>137237572
there were meetups?
>>137230211
>Deep throat
>Her body can give you a handjob at the same time
Best girl confirmed
>>137237632
Disgusting isn't it?
>>137237632
Madoka was always pretty cancerous on /a/
Not better than SnK or KLK later. Lots of crossborder and Reddit/Tumblr influence.
>>137237670
>getting a handjob while your cock is in her throat
how does that work?
>>137237941maybey i would have been intrested in going
>>137237092
This statement might lead you to conclude there is a good fanbase on /a/
>>137228273
This should not fuck up your relationship if she is not shallow as fuck, because your personal tastes have no effect on how you treat her and does not change who you are as a person. If she sees a problem with you liking monster girls than tell her that it has had no effect in the relationship and that it is a completely asinine issue.
>>137228364
The best way to figure out is to just ask. The key to a good relationship is open and honest conversation. Nothing will be resolved by just letting your thoughts run wild with the possibilities.
>>137238338
Her head is optional.
>>137239378
But but if your cock is in her throat how is she going to get her hands around it?
