>ITT we describe anime poorly and others try to guess it
I'll start with something easy:
>Master detective uses psychological tricks to manipulate people while a person from his past is physically and mentally abusing him
>>136427251
>ITT
>meme texting for no reason
Kill yourself, newfag.
>>136427866
Are you retarded?
they drive over the speed limit
>>136427866
don't use emojis and just ignore the faggot that's trying too hard to force a shitty meme.
>>136428133
Redline?
A guy cries.
He's a big guy
>>136428512
Oji-san Marshmellow.
>>136428512
Ore Monogatari
the full version of this anime's OP has a guitar solo in it even though the OP doesn't use a guitar as one of their main instruments
A group of people get a bunch of things to get a thing so that thing does a thing.
Childhood rivalry turns supernatural when cruel kid becomes vampire, ancient aztec fitness gods wake up to try and claim the earth, and energy manifestations of characters' fighting spirits are used to defeat said vampire from the first part
>>136428568
CORRECTO
>>136428588
Jojo
>>136428755
Mhm
>>136428572
every anime ever made
A guy goes to a school and met people from that school. He's a faggot.
>>136416156
A guy never find rare alien
some dude takes a relative's bedding for a bike ride and breaks a bone or something
>>136427251
Psychopaths pilot a robot and fight dinosaurs
Drills.
>"Rundun brige is fauring dauwn"
MC is a literal faggot
>>136428410
mirai nikki
evangelion
>>136429673
Nope.
>>136428410
Kaiji
>>136429307
TTGL
>>136429617
Evangelion? Mirai nikki? Infinit Stratos?OP?
>>136429707
kill yourself
OP said poorly, not vaguely.
>>136429774
You got it.
>>136429801
Not my fault you haven't seen more than 5 anime.
>>136429782
Bingo. Now, MC is a lizard and his companion a one on one fighter
Read this in an annoying kid voice:
"I'm so happy, I'm with mama, I'm so happy, I'm so happy"
>>136429882
>>136428133
Initial D
>>136430055
>Hasn't seen or read Kaiji
>Telling others to kill themselves
>>136430055
>being new
Try not to make it so obvious next time.
>>136429064
denpa onna to seishun otoko
best gurls
theme park
kanye
The male MC trips and lands on girl's tits. The girl flips her shit and the MC gets the shit beaten out of him.
>>136430336
asterisk war
>>136429073
please don't getter shitpost
>>136430347
wait, I take it back
i hope you're a speedreader
>>136430336
Every seasonal battle harem
>>136430336
Zero no Tsukaima
Everyone is screwed at the end
>>136428133
Akira
>>136430336
Heavy Object
The future Harry Potter gets math lessons and an extreme makeover from a guy in a hockey mask and his hallucinatory girlfriend.
MCs childhood friend wins
>>136429893
dorohedoro?
>>136430476
texhnolyze
>>136430608
that description was more enjoyable than the full two seasons of that damn animei-i mean season one wasn't that bad but s2 was shit
story about a beta protecting smiles later adds an alpha and an omega who are both infinitely more interesting than him
>>136427251
Since nobody guessed it so far, the OP was Haruchika
Huge contrast between the show's mood and it's OP's.
>>136430794
Gakkou Gurashi
>>136430794
Berserk
A gay vampire tries to talk to the guy he likes
>>136430823
>>136430852
No. Maybe I was too vague.
phones
>>136430905
Keit-Ai
>>136430879
Owari no Smug
Magic girl not so strong after getting her period
>>136430794
Wait what? Is it Madoka?
>>136430966
>>136430794
eva
explosion
>>136430999
shit wrong smug girl. Also, from her perspective, it's a 666 trip.
>>136430981
Slayers
>>136430982
No. There are a crapton of valid choices now that I think of it. I was definitely too vague.
>>136431019
This one doesn't fit.
>>136430981
Madoka Magica.
>>136430950
yea
cute girls get into constant gun fights but not really.
>>136431045
Correct
3 cute lolis, 1 super villain loli and their boss hang out.
>>136431103
Sabagebu
>>136430050
It was too hard.
It was Eureka Seven.
>>136427251
Naruto!
>>136430624
Bing, have a qt girl.
Lets see if you cath this one, ojou-sama, butter, harem, chickens
>>136431103
Shit, I know the anime but can't remember the name.
The one where they have a club where they fight with BB guns, right?
>>136428584
Dragonball?
>>136431103
Command! Control! Communication!
>>136431103
That sounds exactly like Sabagebu.
>>136430794
Narutaru
Guy gets left for dead and ends up joining a city's crew. Everyone there ever is some sort of gangster or mafia or hitman. Also gunfights. Lots of gunfights.
Season 1: Cute girls doing cute things
Season 2: Same but with terrorism, unethical science, and underworld conflict
>>136427251
Cuck travel in time.
>>136431230
railgun
>>136430336
Love Hina
>>136431230
Would say Railgun but s1 & 2 aren't separated.
>>136430794
Death Parade
>>136431307
Ding ding ding!
>>136431295
Boku dake
a guy and a robot look for cylinders
>>136430291
Amaburi
A sports anime that's not about sports.
>>136431295
Steins;gate
>>136431343
>a guy and a robot look for cylinders
Coils count as cylinders? because that's Dimension W.
Also, she's not a robot! how rude.
>>136430742
Index..?the novel, mean
>>136431363
Every sports anime
>>136430336
Every anime in existance
>>136431376
correct
>>136431363
Teekyuu
An extremely long winded commercial for organ donation.
>>136431514
Angel Beats
>>136431363
Ro-Kyu-Bu!
>>136427251
a robber's daughter mets a brat and they run away to a bear cave
>>136431587
Correct.
A war veteran starts up a business with an illegal immigrant and an Otaku.
>>136427251
2nd World War but not really
Everyone is dead.
>>136431690
>A war veteran starts up a business with an illegal immigrant and an Otaku.
Gintama. Easy as fuck.
>>136431690
...GATE?
I actually haven't watched that
>>136431725
As in everyone dies or everyone is a non-living being? this is too vague.
>>136431746
God, I feel dumb
>>136431690
Gintama
DORIFTOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>136431725
Shiki?
>>136431833
Initial D
>>136431695
Hellsing?
>>136431857
righto
>>136431725
Angel Beats
>>136431886
no..I'm ashamed for choosing such a tumblr anime now, senpai[/spoler]
Bane gets seduced by everybody but the main heroine and her sister
>>136431894
correct
A delusional homosexual goes on the trip of his life, believing he saved the world among other things.
>>136431746
I thought the war veteran part was enough to put you into a ruse but clearly /a/ is too clever for me. I'm giving up now.
MC touches girls tits, she becomes a giant sword.
MC then helps girl return to her home.
>>136431957
P-part of me wants to watch that
>>136432033
Guilty Crown
(is the second one a different anime? haven't watched that shit)
A young man's life is changed forever when he finds an abandoned naked catgirl.
>>136432092
Both are the same show.
It's not guilty crown.
The main character gets the least screen time and everyone dies.
>>136432095
Chobits?
>>136431957
Samflam?
homo space psychics
her butt hurts
>>136431695
FMA, first version.
1. A lamp-seller grows old.
2. There's a school club and it has a robot.
3. a ghost embryo visits its mother during her childhood.
Let's start easy:
1. After basically living off coffee, a chuuni introvert reincarnetes as the edge himselfand becomes the ROOT of All evil
2. An average guy gives up on ordinary life and follows his dream instead, only to find himself victim to vicious capitalism once again
A duck wants to save a prince
Why do I have a leopard head?
>>136431983
The Illegal immigrant part was the worst IMO
>>136432148
Elfen Lied.
>>136432151
Correct.
Next one, unaware viewers get rused into a genre change and the entire show is ruined in the final moments by one person.
>>136431363
Free
>>136432213
No, but nice guess
should I just spell it?
>>136432303
>unaware viewers get rused into a genre change and the entire show is ruined in the final moments by one person
School Days.
>>136432134
Another
?
>>136432221
For second;
Negima
>>136432221
2. haruhi?
>>136432095
chobits
The father is metaphorically edgy, the son is literally edgy.
Bunch of girls with daddy issues are overshadowed by an older male cast
Everyone has super powers except the MC who is just a hard worker.
>>136432373
Nah way more recent
>>136432421
NGE
>>136432496
No.
>>136432378
>>136432414
I should have been more specific, my bad. There's also a kidnapped girl in the club.
>>136430794
Bounen no Xamdou even though that anime's shit
>>136432134
Akame Ga Kill?
>>136432445
Oh, that anime about a school club (literature I think) with the Red Haired Tsundere that can stop time and the blond loli? Can't remember the name
>heart transplant and dad feels
>>136432576
No, it was Death Parade, another guy already got it right.
>>136432589
Yep.
>>136432605
No.
>>136432421
Kerry and Shirou in fate.
This one's really hard:
MC is the most famous person in the universe, basically god, he is a fatass that signs autographs by hand-slapping the shit out of the paper.
>arrogant asshole kicks everyone's asses until he gets killed
Best girl is only around half the time.
ive got a few.
a young delinquent and his sexy co-worker give finger-bang a whole new meaning.
one night, in bed, this teenage boy discovers that his hand can do more than he ever thought.
an old man and a little girl do a shit job describing a train heist.
>>136432445
Medaka Box fits if you don't count the manga.
OPM fits if you're joking.
worthless cumslut takes seagod dick
MC is a NEET who is really good at this one video game and gets trown in a survival game with bombs
Everyone is an asshole except for maybe one person who's fighting to see his little brother again.
>>136432704
Yes. I was going to be really worried if nobody got that one.
>>136432749
sadly thtat's true for most shows. please specifiy
>>136432750
the second one:
Midori no Hibi?
Satan flips burgers
>>136432781
BTOOOM
>>136432813
Look again.
>>136432750
second may be Parasyte, third Baccano! ?>>136432781
Btoom?
>>136432849
The Devil is a part-timer
>>136432872
yes and yes.
I DROPPED MY PEEEEEEN
>>136432749
I would say Monogatari Series, but Crab's appereance can't even count as 1/5 of the series;_;
>Mc is an autist manchild then shit gets real
>>136432849
Maou-sama, most underrated anime of whatever year that was.
>>136432813
>>136432926try being more literal
>>136432864
Date A Live?
>>136432855
Correct
>>136432872
Correct
Conversations go on way too long to give the camera ample time to linger over the girls' half-naked bodies.
Dinosaurs with nipple rockets and Viking walruses
Two goons go around the world doing the impossible along with a cast of a slut, a cow, and the average AC pilot.
>>136432889
>>136432957
correct
>>136433022
Digimon
here's another.
a very average high-school boy discovers that he can become strong by throwing his hand into a girl's chest.
not as good, i know, but whatever.
>>136433003
Monogatari
>>136433003
uuh.. every ecchi ever?
MC is surprisingly durable and has a destructive punch.
>>136433048
Heavy object?
>people talking with classical music playing
>>136433099
Totally DBZ
Bikinis on space.
one day, in a hospital, this 14 year old boy discovers that his hand can do more than he ever imagined.
>>136433053
The viking walrus probably gave it away.
A big blonde homogay loses his best friend, and then most of his other friends die in the subsequent months.
mc is daiz
>>136433099
to aru majutsu no index
The main character is the very angry, aggressive kind of autist who joins the war for freedom because the villains called him names.
God is a dick.
>>136433099
Too vague.
OPM, Saint Seiya, most boxing anime, even Raildex fit.
>>136433179
Zeta Gundam maybe?
>>136433137
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Best girl loses, worst girl wins.
>>136433099
Monster Musume.
1.A song gets 2 anime adaptations.
2. 2 edgy teenagers decide to 09/11 Tokyo
>>136433203
Haruhi
>>136433166
Owari no Seraph
>>136427251
Un-Go?
>>136433210
Yes
>>136433258
>2. 2 edgy teenagers decide to 09/11 Tokyo
Zankyou no Terror
>>136433258
2. Zankyou no Terror
Came for magic, left with a harem. Also time travel is real.
>>136433258
2. Zankyou no terror?
>>136433322
and
>>136433331
correct
>>136433258
2. that daft punk anime
a tall, dark, and shiny figure, surrounded in mystery steps into the limelight specifically to ruin the lives of all those around him.
>>136433390
Could that be a request?
It's Interstella 5555
>gun porn and boners
MC is a vampire and a rapist who refuses to take responsibility of his actions.
>>136433154
End of Evangelion.
Everytime they beat a monster, one of the main cast dies.
>>136427251
Cries alot, wheres black suit becomes a hero.
>>136433430
Highschool of the dead?
>>136433458
Sounds like Bokurano
>>136433454
that is correct.
>>136433479
Correct. Good knowledge!
MC is the only one that can see ghost girl (at all times).In the end, she wins.
MC gets shot in the head and decides to run around naked.
The only way to kill your enemy is to prove they don't exist or that they're already dead.
MC dies. Then he is turned into a dog and a slave of his idol.
>>136433258
Brack cock shooter?
Girl gives boy a reason to live: love. The cunt then proceeds to die. The boy stays forever alone and sad.
>>136432213
It's Hetalia, btw
>>136433535
Reborn
>>136433592
Yes.
>>136433636
ayup
>>136433512
asura cryin
>>136433580
inu to hasami
Best character dies and the series significantly plummets.
>>136433686
i almost want to say gurren lagann
>>136433682
>inu to hasami
yes
