How would you prepare this Turkey?
>>136244527
It's rotten
Into the trash
>>136244527
I'm liking this trend
>>136244747
I'm liking Mutsuki's ass.
All the german ships are cuter than the japanese ones.
>>136244747
>>136244954
Not the DDs.
>>136244527
Well, I think you need to start off by killing it.
>>136244954
Fuck off. Fubuki is the cutest.
strike witches is better bitches
better characters
better story
better games
better animation
better ost
better action
better vehicles (planes are better than tanks no doubt)
like honestly get the fuck out of here with this shit strike witches is way better
>>136244527
Stuffing her
>>136245174
>tanks
Did you forget to change part of your pasta there buddy?
![[Elysium]To.Aru.Majutsu.no.Index.II.EP13(BD.720p.FLAC)[4CD4799C].mkv_snapshot_14.43_[2015.11.13_22.13.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kDTh0Q7.jpg "[Elysium]To.Aru.Majutsu.no.Index.II.EP13(BD.720p.FLAC)[4CD4799C].mkv_snapshot_14.43_[2015.11.13_22.13.35].jpg")
>>136245174
>better characters
>better story
>better games
>better animation
>better ost
>better action
>better vehicles
Thanks for convincing me to watch it!
Softest dragon
>>136245174
>(planes are better than tanks no doubt)
Strike witches has horrible vehicle designs, surfing turret girls > flying torpedo legs any day
>>136245016
What's this pose for?
>>136245378
>>136245174
>(planes are better than tanks no doubt)
Okay.
Is there anything cuter than this?
What is your opinion onWakaba?
>>136245611
Nothing. She is perfection.
>>136244527
>>136244747
>>136244910
>>136245016
>>136245542
>>136245621
too much ass, but that is hot as fuck
>>136245611
Twintailed Shigure is olev
>>136245641
>too much ass
Hello Ireland
>>136245611
Yeah.
>>136244527
First I stuff her full of rare planes.
Then it's off to grind her in PvP or grind nodes.
Then I make her an armored carrier because her original clothes have better colors.
And she becomes one of my primary fleet carriers.
>>136244954
Especially Pudding
>>136246109
>>136244954
What are they looking at that reminds them of Akagi?
Shikinami is cheering for you
>>136246152
Then i put Biscuit into this package too (Beer not included)
おはよ～
The Germans are great looking shipgirls.
>>136246566
I totally agree
>>136244747
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54724142
>>136246566
>>136246566
>tfw no graf
>>136246526
Is Isokaze a great cook?
>>136246669
>>136246675
>Abyssal cook
Yes.
>>136246694
>>136244527
With oven
>>136246669
You can farm your heart out for her on the next event.
>>136246694
I need an Akizuki version of this.
>>136246694
>>136245621
Waifu material,I say
When will S2 air? I'm so looking forward to it.
>>136246734
I don't get it
>>136246836
We get the KanColle movie before S2.
>>136246836
>looking forward to S2
>>136246897
3-in-1 coffee mix is shit...
>>136246694
>>136246778
I want Shinhwa to leave
>>136246935
Graf should use K-Cups
>>136246836
>I'm so looking forward to it.
This was a good joke.
>>136246906
I enjoyed it. Not the plot though.
>>136246773
>tfw still no Bismarck
Good day
>>136247001
What if they do a Transformers (1986) with the KanColle movie and kill most of the cast to make place for a new bunch of shipgirls?
>>136246694
>>136246778
Fuck off Shinhwa, go back to famewhoring newfags. This place is for real TTKs.
>>136246959
Literally who? Another gook?
>>136246764
>>136247001
>>136245641
Stop pretending to be Ireland with your memes.
>>136247040
You know it's starting to suck when you're actually wishing for Mutsu to appear in LSC instead of the masses of Kongous, Fusous and Ises.
>俺の名は木曾。フフ、怖いか？
>>136247001
Just do a summoning ritual.
It might work!
>>136247128
cyka блять
>>136247072
>>136247056
A gook who steals info, pretending to know Japanese and targeting newfags to suck on her cooch.
>>136245979
What's that white stuff on the chair?
>>136246764
>>136247072
>>136247186
Stop the goddamn bullying already,
i did it senpai
Tights.
>>136246773
How about this?
>>136247267
Chinhboi pls go
>>136247235
Anthrax powder.
>>136247186
Reveal yourself coward
Praise this German battleship!
>>136247269
anon stop. My dick is about to EXPLODE.
>>136247259
Sometimes you need to discipline the ones you love.
>>136247321
Ok....how would her sister Tirpitz would look like?
>>136247259
>>136247280
Looks good.
>>136247366
A dorky version of Bismarck.
>>136247368
>>136247280
That's what I really wanted.
Thanks.
>>136247366
NEET battleship.
![[intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2X3YGe8.jpg "[intensifies].jpg")
>>136247419
We're not talking about Warship Girls here, Anon.
>>136247205
Wait, is the same person who made a lot of those "guides" in Youtube?
>>136247127
>>136247381
But I thought Bismarck is already pretty dorky?Not as dorky as that certain tamagoyaki-loving CVL of course
>>136247366
She'd either end up looking like a slightly different clone of Bisko (see Graf), or the artist will go in a completely different direction (see Musashi).
Fur should be incorporated into Tirpirtz's outfit though considering all the time she spent in the frozen north.
>>136247560
>But I thought Bismarck is already pretty dorky?
Who told you such lies?
I wish they would introduce the Deutschland class.
I want my loli pocket battleship.
>>136245684
>>136247119
Guys, I've been out of the loop for a while and I'm actually Irish. What is this meme? What did my people do to ass?
>>136247637
>loli pocket battleship
But it would be a big loli
>>136247637
>pocket battleship.
>>136245639
>>136245668
My brothers of good taste.
>はいはい～
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53958816
>>136247692
>>136247537
If you mean DeathUsagi. Yes.
How did you celebrate New Years with Suzuya?
>>136244527
With a cream filling.
>>136248063
By sacrificing a Naka
Death Usagi is an info stealer, try hard "translator" and cancer of the community.
Which boat has the softest most delectable butt?
>>136247366
>>136247575
I suppose if you want Tirpitz in, you'd probably want to throw in Scharnhorst somewhere along the line; the two of them sortied a lot together, so you'd be able to run a similarity between Tirpitz and Bismark in their attendant supporting vessels and it'd give another fast BB/CC to mix into fleets.
But whereas Prinz is a little sister-like character to Bismarck, Scharnhorst is more like an older sister to Tirpitz, with Scharnhorst being the overworked, yet reliable housekeeper to Tirpitz's 'stay-in-port' NEET history.
>>136248063
By giving him the talk and telling him to be responsible and have safe sex with women.
>>136248105
Don't bully him.
>>136248126
No one cares. Go away.
>>136248151
make me
>>136248144
>But whereas Prinz is a little sister-like character to Bismarck, Scharnhorst is more like an older sister to Tirpitz, with Scharnhorst being the overworked, yet reliable housekeeper to Tirpitz's 'stay-in-port' NEET history.
This is good stuff. Scharnhorst should be tough as nails too, considering her final sortie.
>>136248135
>softest
>>136247999
I saw him ate a FCM for Summer 2015 out of desperation.
>>136247999
Oh, I see. Yeah, that person certainly likes having her (she was a girl?) ego stroke a lot.
>>136248234
i doubt its a girl. Safer to assume male unless proven.
>>136248281
Girls are just a meme.
>>136248126
>translator
What? So mr/ms dead bunny translates stuff as well?
>>136248300
she's recently taking doujins already translated to KR and translating them to EN.
Why praise the faker then?
>>136247560
No bully ZuiZui.
>>136248421
i actually hate that death wabbit.
>>136248191
Tirpitz shouldn't be total NEETy
not like she wanted to stay in port all the time.
>>136248525
>>136248569
Some people choose the NEET life, others have it thrust upon them.
A cute
A CUTE!!!
>>136248191
If you want to suggest toughness for Scharnhorst, you'd probably want to emphasise a knightly design, so you'd probably look at plate or mail of some kind on the uniform. However, due to being designed as a CC rather than a traditional BB, the armour would be limited, probably to a chestplate or gorget.
The knightly look would also give good comparisons to the other fast BB/CCs in the Kongou-class, whose uniforms resemble those of miko. If you pair that with a more subdued and even-headed temperament, it'd also be a source of comparison due to the rather eccentric traits of the Kongou-class.
In terms of body features, Scharnhorst could have shorter hair, done up neatly in a regulation ponytail to emphasise practicality and a work-centric attitude. Darker blond, or dark brown hair would work well to visually distinguish her from most existing German vessels at a glance. A slim, trim and young adult figure with a great ass would do wonders, contrasting with Bismarck and Graf's more filled out bodies and complement Prinz's own cute butt.
>>136244527
Is this the new meme?
>>136248525
Zuihou should really learn to cook other dishes besides tamgoyaki. Jesus christ, I bet even her dessert is tamagoyaki.
Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have/na/ - Naka Activities.
>>136244527 (OP)
Death rabbit is a tumor
>>136248715
No.
>>136248767
There is no cure for cancer. How true.
>>136247394
>Fuck off
Rude!
Why is Zuihou such a dork? Granted, she's a lovable, cute dork, but a dork nonetheless.
>>136248703
Naka-chang fanclub!
>>136248859
>>136248926
I don't understand.
>>136248767
Oh god fucking death rabbit
His guide make me didn't complete Fall event because of the salt he give about to get Prinz
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=阿賀野型むちむちフェスティバル
>>136246152
>>136246272
and coffee
>>136247649
It's a dank meme, anon. That's all you need to know.
>>136248926
>Kagarape
This is not sugoi
>>136249092
I was neutral about him till i saw that he can't seem to stop salting newbies about prinz. Fking elitist.
>>136249246
Fuck off with your shit.
>>136249226
Kaga is too manly to be raped.
>>136246566
also lovely
>>136249226
Don't you see all the hearts?
>>136249264
oh look, its a wabbit fanboy.
>The male autism is still here
Remember to refill your girls multiple times a day. Especially DDs.
>>136249348
Go to whatever shithole you came from to talk about your community bullshit.
>>136249226
She refuses night battles because she knows her weaknesses.
>>136249336
Sinking this ship with no survivors.
>>136249336
I wonder if that movie would have played put any differently if that was what had actually happened at the start?
>>136249336
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A FAST BATTLESHIP
>136249246
Shit, I can't believe with DeathUsagi guide anymore
>>136249246
Never trust death usagi
>>136249429
Fuck off and take your shit memes with you
>>136249573
No.
>>136249508
I never used his guides for some strange reason. Seems like I had a natural aversion to cancer lmao.
>>136248859
How am I rude?
I dislike it when Kaga bullies someone for no reason and gets away with it.
>>136249659
Do you know other people that give a better guide ?
I'm still around lvl 65 and desperate
>>136249659
>cancer lmao
Yes you are.
>>136249350
What is a Kantai Collection?
>>136249508
>needing guides
>>136249659
>lmao
>>136249754
A collection of shitposts.
>>136249700
I just refer to the wikia pages for recommended set up. Since I stopped at 3-2 for a long while, most of my ships could handle world 4 and 5 when I started world clearing again.
>>136249754
a game where you collect boats
>>136246669
>tfw no Arashi,Hagikaze and Graf but Eugen
I wanted Arashi the most because I like redheads but oh well
This dragon will never laugh over me again.
>>136250330
As a lover of this soft dragon, this picture makes me sad.
>>136250474
in that case.
>>136250613
>7 likes
kek.
>>136250613
Why would anybody make this?
>>136250905
Autism.
>>136244747
>kamen rider leangle
Tips fedora*
>>136250245
>not farming for them
You asked for it.
>>136251269
>Hoppou-chan
So, nobody respect this little child?
Let me poi, please.
H-Hayashimo
>>136244910
I'd motorboat that ass as if there was no tomorrow
T-t-this t-hread is too l-lewd
>>136250613
Based Kaga-senpai!
>>136252260
We can go lewder if you want.
>>136251911
Here, have some Pois
>>136250474
>>136252532
Maga-kun Mou sugoi!
>>136245611
A woman
>>136252518
What do Pois taste like?
>>136252589
God, I wish I had a Naganami.
>>136252570
Maga-kun?
I'm not sure what's going on this one, other than Atago is hot and Maya is embarrassed about it
>>136250613
> Turkey
what's the joke here?
it seems too lewd
>>136252685
Like poison.
>>136252589
>White pantyhose
Muh dick
>>136252532
Is Souryuu the cutest carrier?
>>136252913
She is pure compared to the rest of her class.
>>136252914
Maybe
>>136252891
Into the bin they go then.
>>136252589
Naganamiiiiii!
>>136252914
>>136253236
What a shitty fanart.
>>136252891
Ayyyyy
>>136253515
Someday, Machinepun will come back!
>>136244527
is that fatalpulse?
>>136253681
Help! I'm starting to like Naka-chang!
>>136255229
Naka-chan likes you too.
>>136247637
>>136255229
>not liking Sakura Ayane idol in the first place
>>136255354
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little it's a shipboy post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click the submit button that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about your shit delusion. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic boyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "boy this boy that." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>136255815
You're trying too hard.
>>136255815
This is the level of autism of the Ship boys are girls memers.
Fuck retards likeNaka
>>136256655
>S Danke
What happened with SS?
Taigei should look more cake/milf like. Since she is a submarine tender.
Shioi and the other I-400 sub lolis should be the biggest ones.
>>136256730
>Shibafu
Shioi's breast size is likely based on her plane capacity.
>>136256571
I want to FUCK Shigure.
>>136256703
What?
S Danke is not enough for you?
>>136256931
Go on
>>136245542
>>136244747
>Kiva
>Leangle
Christ what shit taste.
>>136257407
I feel the bizarre need to humour this guy.
>>136256697
Fuck bitches like Kusobono.
>>136258332
Half the fun of these sort of characters is slowly building up a rapport and watching them warm up to you.The other half is in teasing them for the reactions.
>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
I love this meme.
>>136256697
>>136256571
STOP WEARING BLACK UNDERWEAR YOU FUCKING SLUT
>>136258808
Black underwear doesn't go transparent when wet.
Boats spend much of their time floating on water.
She's pure.
>>136259077
good meme
>>136259077
>she
>>136259206
>boat
>>136258997
Conjecture.
>>136244527
Stick my thermometer in and wait for it to pop.
>>136259252
It's almost time to serve some Maruyus to a lucky ship.
Which kanmusu is most likely to give you the gift(s)* that keep on giving?
*STDs
>>136259709
>>136259709
what about the other gift of having to give Alimony.
>Kashima's tag stuck at 1.3K for some time
The ride is losing steam.
>>136260630
>>136260630
>boat
>caring about danbooru numbers
>>136260630
Meh.
Is this any way to treat your flagship?
![f566c7ca0ff1549af14eb257ab062ad1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y9xU34d.jpg "f566c7ca0ff1549af14eb257ab062ad1[1].jpg")
What are you thinking about, Commander?
>>136261341
Who?
