Why does koyomi love karen more than tsukihi? Is it because she is the better sister? Shouldn't love be equally divided between sisters?
He loves the real thing more than the fake.Absolutely haram.
As sisters he loves them equally, but he can't fully control his dick. His willpower is titanic anyway, since he only fucks Crab when he has all the options.
actual sister>half sister literal cuck spawn
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>>136152733
He feels the need to protect Karen because she's borderline retarded. He likes Tsukihi, but she'll be fine without a babysitter.
>>136152733
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>>136152804
>fucks crab
there is no confirmation that they have sex yet. i dont think crab will have sex before marriage either way. she probably has some issues regarding the whole sex thing as well, since she was almost raped one time
Would you be able to even distribute your love between your imoutos?
Karen is a karate master.
>>136152804
This doesn't make sense, if he just want to fuck, cat is by far the best option.
>>136152965
wait, tsukihi is his half sister? did i forget about that?
>>136153107
Nah, she's biologically a full sister but her soul is a kaii.
>>136153080
>there is no confirmation that they have sex yetGENTLY
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>>136153080
Is this bait?
>>136152733
>Why does koyomi love karen more than tsukihi?
How can Karen even compete?
He has to show the inferior one more love
>>136152733
>loving the bird youkai that replaced your stillborn sister's soul in her lifeless corpse in order to be born as much as your real sister
I wonder why.
>>136153103
>Not chimpanzee
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>136153090
i hope that they name a kata after her some day
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>>136153445
I hope she has some real fights in Wazamonogatari.
>>136153496
It fits though , Tsukihi doesn't love Koyomi as much as Karen. Based on how I see it she's mostly annoyed with him and she seems genuinely loves Rosukuzawa-kun whatever the name is.
And also this >>136153035
Karen is an angel sent from above.
What if monkey seduces karen in the new books?
>>136153878
monkeys and bees cant have sex
its not physically possible
Karen IS the better sister. If I came across a girl like that I'd have to commit a crime.
>>136154288
But she's karate master anon.
>>136154416
Also a teenage girl.
He loves them equally.
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>>136154482
what a joy it is webms cant have sound.
>>136153608
>Rosukuzawa-kun
You know the boyfriends of both Karen and Tsukihi have a very high chance of not existing or being entirely similar to onii-chan, right?
>>136153359
Oh god yes.
>>136154608
They can. moothiroyukiis just retarded
tsukihi is confirmed platinum best sister, has the better pussy, and canonically has better feet (even if karen had the better drawn foot scene)
>>136155150
So she's lying during her conversation with Nadeko? Well that makes sense too since they used to call her usotsukihi
>>136152733
Karen's got bigger tits, right?
>>136154026
Monkey will find a way.
>>136156012
rape has some negative consequences to your social relationships
>>136156084
You only have to rape them all to fix it.
Still no Wazamonogatari spoilers? Supposedly it has a PoV arc narrated by Karen
Does anyone have the bee vagina webm?
>>136156084
>implying rape
bee is obviously thirsty as fuck
>>136156176
scared but interested
>>136156224
not EVERY athletic girl is lesbian.
>>136152733
is tsukihis story a metaphor for ARARAGIS mom bearing another mans child?
also does anyone have that post that interprets all the monogataris as allegories? like kizu is about araragi having sex with an older woman and getting an std
>>136153080
Oh boy, here we go.
>>136156888
>like kizu is about araragi having sex with an older woman and getting std
you seriously are a mean piece of shit anon
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_09_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[AB6BE020].mkv_snapshot_15.38_[2015.04.26_20.18.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BkC9lwH.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_09_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[AB6BE020].mkv_snapshot_15.38_[2015.04.26_20.18.37].jpg")
>>136156354
>"Please introduce me to her!"
>not thirsty as fuck
>>136157024
she has a boyfriend though
>>136157024
she also wants araragi to fuck her
>>136157172
Hasn't stopped her brother
>>136157198
Like we said, thirsty as fuck.
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>>136153107
She is a phoenix/cuck
When she dies her soul roams till she finds another pregnant woman, possessing her child
The original soul of the child is destroyed, similar how the cuck bird kills off the other eggs before they can hatch so the surrogate mother wont notice the baby is different
>>136157245
What do you think they were doing before Tsukihi came back and tried to kill them?
Also, during the bath scene with Shinobu, who did she want to kill with the knife?
>>136157446
souls exist in monoverse?
>>136157446
I'm pretty sure you made most of that up.
Nothing is said about the original child or if there even has to be one.
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>>136157393
Like poetry
>>136157475
Silly anon there's no way things like souls exist. I know you're an intelligent person that can deduce such a simple fact. Also kaii are just mental illness
*tips wallet*
>>136153090
Anime only fag here, do we ever get to see her teacher?
>>136157589
Yeah.
Plot twist:it's Kagenui
>>136155150
Stop this meme.
>>136157172
You know their boyfriends are just lies
monkey best
>>136157893
I know your boyfriend is a lie.
>>136157893
Doujins aren't canon.
>>136157172
What a stupid hairstyle.
>>136156888
>like kizu is about araragi having sex with an older woman and getting an std
this sounds fantastic
>>136158068
yeah well, post your hairstyle, expert.
>>136153160
Agaragi gently walked her home, anon
If Karen were my sister is have already committed numerous atrocities. Props to Ararararagi for keeping his dick under control.
>>136158480
>keeping his dick under control
>implying
>>136158068
which one?
>>136158480
yes but while you're whatever you are, araragi is a lolicon, theres a difference
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>>136159317
I cant wait for sidemouth style to go away. looks hideous.
>>136152733
Because he has good taste
>>136159317
It's so sad shit like this is allowed.
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>>136157393
I don't know which is worse, that post at face value or the fact he was actually trying to roleplay as Takumi.
>>136159829
What do you mean?
>>136160014
he obviously means the sidemouth
cant believe anime viewers accept it as a norm.
>>136157446so that's where the term "cuck" from
>>136160120
/_\
>>136156888
>an older woman will never give you an std.
>>136153195
>>136153080
this is definitely bait. Move along.
The phoenix thing with Tsukihi felt so off.
>she's not your real sister, she's a monster bird
>but it doesn't actually change anything and she doesn't know it
Hack writing.
>>136160856
ye, it was never really explained why it matters that the phoenix lives in someone
>>136156888
What? Are you saying that because "Kizumonogatari" translates to something like deflowered girl/used good story?
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>>136160041
I meant lolicon shit.
>>136161402
>he dislikes lolis
ka ka
>>136161402
yes, imagine all those children who will get raped because of anime allowing shit like that.
>>136161402
>>>/facebook/
Because she's 100% DTF
>>136161402
Reddit is that way friend
in any case bat>fire sisters
>>136153080
Oh boy here we go again
>>136153080
Even assuming they did not have sex in nisemonogatari they literally fucked on the fucking bathroom hallway on saint valentine
I mean at least do that lewd shit on a futon
>>136157292
Someone care to explain what is arousing about your pic? I never understood it. It has to be something more then just imagining it's semen, right?
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>>136154550
>These scene still aren't translated
He actually treats Tsukihi like shit.
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>>136163508
He's just worried about her injury
>>136160951
It's basically the argument of adoption vs biological child, except in this case, adoption happened before the baby was born.
Araragi accepted Tsukihi being a monster bird thing as his sister because she had been his sister a long time before Tsukihi Phoenix and that's how she always was to him.
>>136163508
Can't believe I forgot the last line in that scene. It make it ten times better.
>>136152733
He probably only has 3 integer loves.
>>136163451
I see no problem with this
>>136156888
Forget these loli shits, why didn't the writer do a whole thing about momaragi?
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>>136165544
There could have been an entire oedipian chapter here. Why?
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>>136163445
That sobbing is so obnoxious. I would never comfort that.
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>>136165544
>>136165613
>>136165654
>there will never be an arc about the family dinner the RRRRrrrrgi's had with the Senjougahara's
>>136165654
big butt
>>136152733
>Why does koyomi love karen more than tsukihi?
Does he? Is this confirmed?
>>136165865
We all know Gahara's dad would be too busy to show up, so it would be Mom Shuraragi vs Crab to see who can make the snappier comments.
In the end, both of them get BTFO by Tsukihi in one way or another.
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>>136153523
MONOGATARI FIGHTING GAME WHENfuck Hanekawa shitters, spamming uppercutwho Meme main here?
>>136167614
it isn't
>>136168277
>not playing as the broken bat goddess
>2016
Git gud.
>>136168277
who snail here?
>>136167763
But he did show up.
>>136168277
>Grappler Rainy Devil
>Karen with rekkas
>Nadeko with more snakes than Terumi
this'd be great
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>>136163144
some peoplemefind the lips of a woman arousing.
>>136157024
Karen is taller than him?
>>136155920
she's older
maybe he likes her more because of the DBZ tier fight they had that one time for no reason?
Man this series sucks ass through a coffee straw.
