File: episode 1.png (268 KB, 1254x446) Image search: [Google]

268 KB, 1254x446

Last night on Dwayne the Rock Hard Waifu:
Anon-kun got a rude awakening to his pathetic ways of life when The Great One, Rock-sama, kicked down your mother's basement door to find you yet again jacking off to your waifu! He offered Anon-kun a once in a lifetime opportunity to partake in his reality tv show where he beats your ass everyday and trains you til you bleed for 6 months. At the end of the journey he would use his millions and connections to genetically bring your waifu to laifu. When that day cums you will be man enough to handle that sexy bitch, and you'll know you bled for her.

Two Months have passed and Anon-kun is starting to see results. Everyday waking up to Rock-sama at 4am screaming at you to get to the gym has really taken its toll but Anon-kun see's the results starting to show. No more acne, you've shaved that pussy soul patch you thought made you look cool, and your physique is almost at a level where no one would think you are a total mouthbreathing neckbeard if you wore that Evangelion shirt you claim you thought was cool when you first popped a boner for Asuka.

Anon-kun is hard at work in the gym when suddenly Rock-sama appears with apparent news from the producers! Trying to please your Rock-sama you jump into a series of squats, he laughs. Silly Rock-sama, the two of you have grown closer these past two months. He laughs "Anon-kun you're doing great my man you're not quite a Spiku Spiegel yet but at least you ain't Majin Buu anymore!" You both laugh. Then Rock-sama explains the producers want to get started on the genetic development of your waifu. He asks if there is anything you want programmed into your waifu that she wouldn't typically have, say, or do! Anon-kun is excited about the news but notices Rock-sama's smile is hiding some pain after seeing how Anon-kun's face lit up at the news.

What could be going on and how will Anon-kun reply!?!?