Would you pinch a crab's butt?
I'd probably get stabbed, a pinch isn't worth it.
I'd rather a monkey-butt.
>>136023780
It might be hard to pinch, with so little fat.
>>136023677
Snibetti snab :D
year of the monkey
>>136023871
>>136023840
That's what you call a toned butt.
I might get crabs
>>136023677
Nope, crab a shiiiiiit!
>>136024218
I'll never forget the first of many boners I had in Monogatari.
I'm a crabfag, but even I think Senjou's butt is flat.
>>136023677
Senjougahara a fucking shit.
Why are they call crab/monkey/snail etc
I dun underband?
>tfw she was my 3rd waifu in a row to get the shitty trim job
Hitagi "best girl" "crab" Senjogahara
Of course! She's my favorite girl, why wouldn't I?
Occasional reminder she lost her best girl status when she decided too look like a man.
Don't know why you fags aren't still pissed.
>>136023677
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
>>136026533
>not liking short hair
Whats it like to have such incredibly shit taste
>>136026826
I don't mind short hair when they have it originally, it's when a character who looks 10/10 with long hair get's an obvious downgrade is what pisses me off.
>>136026479
Why dont you watch it and find out
>>136026813
What is wrong with you? Short hair is literally god tier. She doesn't look like a man or a dyke, she looks cute. I would kiss both of her cheeks and nose.
Superior pinchable butt.
>>136026956
This desu
>>136026893
>She doesn't look like a man
Literally blind.
No way you are a crabfag if you actually prefer her short hair.
>>136026956
cutest butt desu
>>136023780
Touching that picture on a nice warm computer display is kind of neat.
>>136026813
Where do you live? I want to fuck the men in your region.
>>136023677
>Best girl has the most doujinshi
>Each year, there are more
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own
>Featured in a coming movie
The Answer Is Cat.
CAT IS LOVE
CAT IS LIFE
>>136027130
Cat is forever alone.
>>136027130
Second worst.
>>136027130
Cat fucked up and became Gaen when everyone told her not to.
She's going to die alone.
>>136026533
>3rd waifu in a row
Superior bat butt coming through.
>>136027130
>cat
>best
>>136027130
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own
>Featured in a coming movie
Precisely why she's worst.
>>136026893
The anon is exaggerating, however Crab does look worse with short hair, as it's the case with literally every anime girl who goes from long to short hair. I don't know why Isin is so fucking obsessed with girls cutting their hairs
>>136027130
The one with the most doujinshi is Araragi.
Best girl is obviously Kaiki. Everything else is shit-tier
>>136028246
hey reddit
>>136028272
What reddit has to do with your shit taste?
>>136028382
Kaiki has always been reddit fagul. More people are starting to realize it now.
>>136028457
>you're girl is shit so obviously reddit
Stop this meme.
>>136028486
Shinobu is also high on reddit's list honestly.
>>136028457
>tfw no qt loli vampire donut ass
Snake hijack lol
>>136028457
He's popular on reddit or something?Not that matters anyway since he was always popular on /a/.
>>136028508
If you really dislike reddit so much, you should just ignore it instead of caring so much about what they like.
>>136028508
And Hitagi is the most popular Monogatari character on MAL.
>>136028508
You're high on the stupid cunt list desu.
>>136023677
I'd go with crab legs.
>>136028549
How does it feel to have the same shit taste as reddit? Other girls like Bat, Crab and Monkey also share this stigma. Snake on the other hand is the anti-reddit.
Imagine how soft and plush her butt must be after all those donuts.
>>136026533
> 3rd waifu
A fiend like you deserves none.
>>136028508
You know and care a lot about reddit. Just stay there.
>>136028629
Yeah anon. I'll change my opinion just because some faggots that I don't even know or care think the same.
>>136028758
Why all snakefags have autism?
>>136028719
Having shit taste is ok.
Commie when?
>>136028607
Why not the legs right up to the butt? They sure look great.
>>136028892
>>136026881
Relax, it grows back. She has long hair for her date with Araragi toward the end of Owari. Planned by her master that she emulates, Hanekawa-sama.
Literally perfection.
>>136027220
Tooe says she surpassed Gaen though. She has the supreme intelligence and cunning, but she trusts her friends.
She'll get another guy, or perhaps a girl, that would sure shock Araragi to see her come back from her travels with a girlfriend.
Suruga best girl.
Karen best Imouto.
>>136029233
Why should I believe a guy who more likely read through some inaccurate translations?
>>136027130
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own
She has plenty of her own though. I can't wait for this arc coming up on Wazamonogatari. It's also good we are getting a Karen arc as well.
>>136029486
Even if you thought my sources were shady, the proof is in the pudding. She admits to not knowing things and actively searches out knowledge, Gaen herself admits she wished she had someone to entrust her phone to, when Hanekawa trusts her friends, and Kaiki himself while being repulsed by Gaen, said that Hanekawa was immensely charming in Koi. Yes, that Kaiki.
>>136029233
Yeah, technically she isn't keeping the short hair, rather it just happened to stay when most of the arcs unfolded. It was meant to signify her having a fresh start after her encounter with Kaiki in Nise.
I watched Owari ep 7 a while back and goddamnit, monkey got so hot. Never realized up until now that she is so high tier. Still bat a best.
Snake<Crab<Phoenix<Cat<Ougi (whatever she is)<Doll<Bee<Snail<Monkey<Bat
>>136030744
>Ougi (whatever she is)
She be Spooky.
My ass once got pinched by a crab.
It hurt
>>136029330
She still became Gaen in the end. She just became a better Gaen than Izuko.
Though I personally disagree with Tooe's assessment given that while Izuko is the kind of fake genius who gets rid of what she doesn't know compared to Hanekawa's real genius that accepts everything.
Izuko has a much larger burden to carry and Hanekawa is wasting the potential she has by taking the Oshino route rather than the Gaen route.
We've already got an entire series of Oshino's in the form of Araragi, Kanbaru and Hanekawa. The world needs more Gaen's to take care of the big picture.
>>136030861
>pinched by a crab.
Now that's just kinky, anon.
>>136029684
>It was meant to signify her having a fresh start
And then yet another character did it. And then one more.
How derivative and uninpired can a writer be?
I would say monkey is the best girl but since I'm not a girl/araragi she wouldn't even notice me. So snail stays in the top.
>>136030744
All good for me except Cat>Ougi>Crab and Bee>Snail>Doll>Phoenix
Bat over All
>>136031012
Threads like this make me curious about this show. Then i remember its shit and I move on
>>136023677
nigger please, cat is the best grill.
>>136031373
Later, faggot.
>>136031373
gayness and shit taste are not curable. sucks to be you.
>>136025163
>no hips
>wanting a self-centered sociopathic and weak loli
snake would only be good for abuse and taking advantage of her insecurity
I would pinch math's parts that aren't visible.
I was gonna come here and post Snake but it seems like some asshole already beat me to it.
Oh well. Here's best butt
>>136028527
That's a fucking skeleton
>>136031893
There's just something comfy about Math that makes me want to cuddle and snuggle with her.
>>136031893
If the OP is anything to go by, she looks great under there.
>>136032142
It's probably because she really needs some human warmth she never got in her life in order for her to show her true dere side.
Post more snake.
>>136032310
I hope after the entirety of Owari is adapted that Shaft goes for the side stories as well, just so we can have more of her.
>>136027038
Not a crab fag I just have a thing for short hair on girls
>>136027038
I agree with you that she looks better with long hair and that cutting it is a sin, but she looks cute around Kaiki's arc. But yeah, she looked like shit around Tsubasa Tiger.
>>136032297
I wonder how she got this great body living in unsanitary conditions, without money to eat well and ending up almost a midget.
>>136032455
I'd love if only for 2/3 episodes of Marina Inoue narrating her suffering. I heard it's not very dialog heavy different from the rest of monogatari though, which makes sense.
Also still hoping she is doing commentaries for Sodachi Lost.
>>136032678
Yeah, she looked cute in Koi since hair was growing back by then. Had a nice and fluffy look to it too.
>All Shinobu doujinshi are NTR with kaiki
WHY
IS
THIS
ALLOWED
>>136026956
Correct
I'd rather a cat"s tats.
>>136033103
>implying
>>136033103
You are literally just reading the Netoraregatari series. Have you considered actually removing the keyword "NTR" from your search when you go search for doujins.
I find you tend to have a wider range of doujins to choose from.
Would you watch and enjoy an alternate universe movie where all the characters get brutally killed by Snake or Kiss-Shot?
Seems edgy, but I loved that ridiculous doujin where Yu kills his whole Scooby Gang.
>>136033421
No because alternate universe spin offs are a waste of time and shit.
(See Nagato Yuki-Chan for proof
>>136033103
Are you for real? That's like a small percentage compared to the amount of Shinobu doujins out there.
>>136033421
I think a similarly-themed, and well executed, doujin would suffice.
>>136033421
No, but I would fuck Snake
>>136033421
>Would you watch and enjoy an alternate universe movie where all the characters get brutally killed by Snake or Kiss-Shot?
No because I already watched Mayoi Jiangshi and seen Kiss-shot solo the world.
I would like to however see Nadeko attempt to try. Yozuru would have to be brought in and Nadeko would get her shit kicked in.
>>136033489
Yeah but Yozuru clearly got her shit kicked in when Kiss-Shot went on her alternate time line kill spree.
>>136033489
>Yozuru would have to be brought in and Nadeko would get her shit kicked in.
This guy gets it.
>>136033956
Well I would fucking hope so. Kiss-shot is the King of Oddities and needs to be the strongest.
The fact we've seen the second strongest get beaten by some noob with a charm and Gaen says Yozuru could have straight kicked in his shit in a fight just means Yozuru is second strongest.
>>136033988
You get me.
>>136034260
It's a shame that such a great design doesn't get shown off more often. I really hope we see more of her.
>>136034765
We get a little more but that's about it. Yozuru needs more representation since she seems to actually enjoy being an exorcist the most and as such, would most likely provide entertaining insight into the exorcists in general.
Oshino tends to stay neutral as does Gaen, Kaiki pretends it's not a thing even when it is and Tadatsuru is in the same boat as Yozuru and needs more representation.
>>136030976
I'm pretty sure it was because Araragi said he has a fetish for short hair you dip
>>136034857
>We get a little more but that's about it.
Well damn, that's a shame. Now I want my exorcist spin-off.
>>136034861
No it wasn't. That's just a meme. Araragi said he preferred ponytail monkey over short hair monkey.
>>136036839
I don't blame him, a ponytail is objectively superior in any given situation.
>>136028629
But you would have had to been to reddit to know that it's their taste, right?
Do you have something you want to tell us?
Came here just to post bird.
>>136033103
>implying self-inserting as Kaiki isn't the most patrician way to enjoy doujins
>>136040076
Tsukihi is leddit incarnate lad.
>>136025163
Rewatch the shower scene in Tiger where she wasn't literally anorexic.
>>136041077
Not him, but what does a reddit person look like? I've never been, have you?
>>136041211
like this, apparently
>>136041211
I wouldn't know but they probably smell funny.
You'd probably catch something
>>136041299
where did the redditgahara meme come from anyways
>>136041392
You started it. And it isn't a meme.
Uh oh.
>>136041531
Will skeehee also end up being taller than Araragi?
>>136041211
no that's redditgahara
Reminder that monkey is best girl of 2016
>>136027130
>>136043906
Cat doesn't have the most doujinshi though. Both bat and crab have more.
>>136043783
She's been best girl since 2009
>>136028629
>he browses Reddit
>he's a snakefag
This explains a lot.
Owari Part 2 when?
>>136045342
Can we call her Redditgoku Nadeko now?
>>136045441
nicee an updated version
>>136045441
not this year
>>136041211
Haven't even watched the gataris but the opening is so good
>>136027130
I don't hate cat, but Tiger was the only arc of hers I actually enjoyed. The rest were always too similar to events we already had described to us and thus ended up boring.
>>136047979
I'm Catfag, and I sort of see your point.
I love the amount of characterization that goes into every Cat arc compared to everyone else's but the scenario writing itself could've done a little more than the usual "Cat arrives, Araragi steps in, Cat explains her side, Araragi explains his take on it, Shinobu finishes it up" etc.
It's probably why Tsubasa Tiger felt refreshing for non-Catfags since it finally moved away from that usual formula.
>>136045441
Oh hey it's been updated. Thanks for this.
>>136032455
Mitcher best girl
>>136023677
yes but then i'd run like hell
>>136049520
She'd be disgusted but it makes her all the more attractive.
>>136049671
>>136023677
No, but I would walk her home gently.
>>136049520
Superior Mizuhashi character reporting in
>>136050440
I'm surprised no one answered with this until now.
I love how comfy this thread ended up being excluding the usual shitposting and Snake dumping. From waifu talk to general discussions, it's a lot more than what I expected when I first started the thread.
What's Crab's opinion on Ougi basically beingAraragi's and Kanbaru's child?
>>136051091
I just realized that we haven't actually seen Ougi interact with her yet.
no
monogatari is shit
>>136049671
Get ready for those pincers then.
>>136053095
>>136027073
I'm sure your mother loves you.
>>136026813
This, a woman with short hair, muscles and no other feminine trait (a cutesy face, some tits at least, proper legs, etc) is a man, which makes you people like men, homos.
>>136026826
HOMOSEXUAL DUDE.
>>136055384
If it has a vag it is a woman, shut the fuck up
I hate her short her. I HATE IT.
>>136027130
MUH NIGGAH
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>>136043783
Is it possible for one girl to be so perfect?
Does shaft hand draw this series?
>>136041077
fuck off
>>136027186
Crab will be long rotten from old age when Araragi and Hanekawa are making a family and still prime young.
>>136041129
Actually there was a different reason her weight was so low
>>136057155
I'm a catfag but I'm sure she doesn't have an extended lifespan. There's not even any proof that Araragi has an extended lifespan either, it's just a possibility.
>>136057300
They will make it anon.
>>136043783
>>136045330
>>136056352
> Forgets one of her closest friends growing up
> Sends her to the shadow realm after she finds her
Not even Araragi would would wish it on his worst enemies
>>136028217
Araragi confirmed for best girl
>>136057520
I don't think she ever considered Numachi a close friend. It was more one sided on Numachi's part I think.
>>136023677
Crab is shit.
>>136055439
THAT'S RIGHT AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A SHITLORD!Short hair is so shit and unwomanly even horrible trannies get long hair.
>>136023677
No. i don't like redditgahara
>>136058079
tumblr would claim that not even a vagina is required to be a woman.
>>136023677
>pinch bones
why?
>Some cool anons post cat
>come into thread for cat
>No cat
I'm seriously disappointed, is this what moot died for?
Show you fucking backbones and post those Big Fat Cat Tats.
>>136058679
Fact: There isn't a single neko that wouldn't be improved by being removed and replaced with a kitsune or vampire.
Kill all cats 2016.
>>136058741
>My face when there are low test beta males around me
>>136058817
>My face when there are disgusting felines around me
I want to pinch arararagi butt
I could post cat for over half a decade in random bakemonogatari threads and never get tired of it.
Oh wait, that's exactly what I've been doing.
CAT 4 LYFE
>>136057520
Did you even watch Hana?
>>136058741
Cat can be a loli too
check mate atheists.
mods are asleep time topost more safe for work lewd pictures of cat
>>136059354
Gross. Looks like a tucked in penis.
>>136059627
I remember an old thread where /a/nons put a penis on her.
>>136027130
Cat is the only correct answer
>Some anon dumps his hanekawa pics
>mfw there are some I havent
>>136059939
I wish I could dump my whole folder, but there isn't enough time or image limits. Folder says I have 362 Hanekawa pics and I filter through it bi monthly to delete repeats or duplicates, so they're all originals.
She's a miracle of the universe.
>No showing for the movie in Canada
What the fuck, man?
>>136060324
I hate her.
>>136060865
>I hate her.
Everyone is entitled to their bad opinions. I hate onions, now that we're letting it hang out.
>>136061431
>/REDDITGAHARA/
FUCK
CHARACTER
DEVELOPMENT
HAIRCUTS
FUCK
>>136027130
;_;
I love her so much
Great taste anon-kun
>>136061757
Thank you anon, that obviously isn't me. Cat is simply the best. In all her forms, styles and personalities, you can't go wrong with Cat.
>>136061683
Was it rape?
>>136023677
Sodachi will come back sometime, right? Fucking love her character
>>136062212
So far her only other appearance is a side arc, which probably won't be animated.
>>136062279
Yeah I was disappointed by that
Here's hoping she gets some kind of screen time somehow
>>136061995
She's simply the best indeed. As you said Cat is great in every way, I really love her.
>>136062203
>Was it rape?
No, it was metaphorical cause her life was phucked and she wanted an escape from it but needed a knight in shining armor to take her hand and lead her to his humble abode away from her cinderella life style before proceeding to fuck her brains out.
True story, I happen to be an expert on my waifu.
Use this picture as an example. They're both naked which suggests they had sex, but also notice the posture. It's her sleeping on him, in a caressing and relaxed manner, meaning safety and dependence. I take my plot very seriously when it comes to Big Fat Cat Tats.
>>136062367
But isn't that what all women want?
>>136062420
>But isn't that what all women want?
Don't try to understand women. That is your first mistake. Germany thought they understood what women wanted, and look at them now.
You do not try to understand women or negotiate with women. You tell them what they want and lead them by the hand.
This shot was spooky and also kinda sexy.
I'll take this.
![[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2015.10.25_20.16.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IPYWlD8.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2015.10.25_20.16.56].jpg")
I'd pinch a fat spoopy booty.
>>136062735
>0 (zero) doujins
>>136062603
Gorgeous.
>>136057216
What's the reason?
loli-trio > all
>>136062873
>0 (zero) doujins
I guess Owari came out too late for C89. Still, I was hoping there'd be some previews for doujins at least.
>>136062995
>>136062735
So would I.
