Are you smarter than Yui?
Don't you have to be older than 18 to browse this site?
80% biiiiiitch
>>135644512
I'm stupid, someone tell me what all those numbers mean and how to solve that shit
I can read the math but I can't read the runes, she's smarter than me in a way but we can complement each other.
>>135644512
Looks like Algebra I which is taken by stupid 8th graders.
>>135644512
>>135645461
>>135645347
>>135645809
Easy shit, If you cant understand that, kill yourself.
>>135644512
>-2x +3y + x^2 +5x -y
Jesus christ KyoAnus can you not think of less retarded problems?
I hope so.
>>135646046
No this is literally combining polynomials and factoring. Stuff you do in middle school. What basic math are you doing, adding and subtracting using your fingers?
>>135645902
my job doesn't demand knowledge of anime math, only basic math and common sense.
Do you deal with anime math on a daily basis?
I don't think so.
>>135645902
You can go and show reddit how smart you are anon
>>135646107
>polynomials and factoring
How's that going to help me balance a check book?
HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP ME WITH TAXES?
Why are we wasting time learning shit I'll never use?
I couldn't even solve one of those. My math teacher was a horrible human being, I hate numbers and forgot everything after I got out of school years ago.
She can't even clean her arse properly
>>135646201
oh god not the classic "there are other forms of intelligence besides the ones demonstrated in school, I never learned how to do TAXES!!!" dropout nigger agument
>>135646219
I had a great teacher yet I still hate math and suck at it.
Life is hard for a dumb faggot like me.
>>135646114
>anime math
you mean grade 9 factoring?
>>135646145
You know what? I will, but you first.
>>135646201
If you want to get a job thats doesnt involve stocking shelves at your local walmart, you need to know this.
>>135646114
>polynomial factoring is anime math
I don't even know.
>>135646338
He's not a dropout. He's still in. I remember saying the same shit when I was 16.
I used to love math and be good at it back when i was at school. Now i forgot it all and can't even solve those problems without using google.
>>135644512
Yes
I never had problems with algebra or calculus. But i was really bad in geometry
>>135646370
>job
I need new react image for this
>>135646368
This, it's super fucking basic. I probably am still stupider than Yui, though.
>>135646458
jobbing makes me sick
>>135646402
i know your feel, anon. maths used to be really easy back in middle school and high school, but university maths are insane and no one will remember how to do 'em unless they practice regularly
>>135646370
my job involves driving a 4 ton beast moving 1 ton pallets properly stacking that shit inside racks while making sure said cargo doesn't blow in my face or brings down the entire building.
I don't need no polygonal or factoring bullshit.
>>135646557
Let me guess, Calc 2 or 3 is hard, right? Or am I giving you too much credit and your barely passing if not failing pre Calc.
>>135646656
That job will be getting automated in a few years, so you might want to start looking for something else.
>>135646656
Nice blog desu
>>135644512
x2 + 13x + 30 = x2 + 43x
-2x+3y+x2+5x-y=3x+2y+x2
Am I right /a/ ?
>>135646352
Who cares. Maybe you're good at something else that doesn't involve random number bullshit. Not everyone has to be a math genius. There seem to be enough of those around anyways.
>>135646737
>That job will be getting automated
>being a futurist
See you in 50 years waiting for that singularity to happen.
Human labor is cheaper, those machines don't cost pennies you know, only big conglomerates will be able to afford them.
tfw forgot how to math
>>135645902
This desu senpai
It's algebra, who cares ?
>>135646946
Yeah I had no problem with any of this shit in high school but I've forgotten how to do it.
>>135644512
What the fuck is she trying to do? If she's supposed to factor these she's not remotely close. Otherwise there is nothing more to do with these, they aren't even equations, they're just statements.
>>135646886
Nothing wrong with that son. Also in the long run a self driving truck would be more cost efficient than a human driven also. It would also be less prone to accidents since there is no drug addicted, sleep deprived, junky driving it.
>>135647214
Yeah, it's almost as if she got 12/100 for no reason at all
>>135647250
It looks like she just made up a bunch of shit and puked it onto the paper.
>35 ACT
>2400 SAT
>got into Harvard
feels good man.
>tfw smarter than anyone reading this post
>>135647214
Hey,>>135647302 was for you
>>135647348
>feels good man
>tfw smarter than anyone reading this post
Sure you are.
>>135647348
>claims to be smart
>posts on /a/
>>135646678
i put mid school and high school for it to be easier to relate to. I studied in singapore so i've got no idea what calc 2 or 3 is. I just know the last stuff i learnt is stokes/green theorem and surface integrals.
>>135647348
Congratulations for claiming to be smart anon.
>>135647348
and yet you're posting on 4chan right now
>>135647348
Then why are you here. Go jerk your brain off.
>>135647486
>stokes/green theorem and surface integrals
That sounds like my college's Calculus 4 (Calculus 3 for semester colleges) .
>>135647348
See you flipping burgers at McDonald's and eventually killing yourself because you spent your time in uni trying to become smarter instead of building connections with the right people.
>>135647214
She's just writing random stuff on the paper so the other students don't see her handing in a blank test.
>>135647639
Oh is that what happened to you? A hearty kek for you, brainlet.
>>135647713
Yes I am a skeleton posting from the underworld.
Build connections and get field experience motherfuckers, your future employer won't care about your PhD if you don't have the experience to back it up, else you'll become a /sci/ shit poster.
>>135647639
>instead of building connections with the right people.
That is pretty much the entire point of uni these days. Universities are pretty fucking well connected with big business.
>>135646114
Nigga that's some pretty basic math, you just add or subtract the numbers together that have the same coefficients with the same power. Then for the problems on the right side you just factor, use the quadratic formula, or complete the square to find the roots.
>>135647858
Most people don't qualify for or take up a Ph.D. programme, you stupid fuck.
Did you even graduate from high school?
>>135647961
right side is factoring only, can't use quadratic/isolating since you aren't solving for 0.
>>135647961
>thinking that a mcdonalds employee knows what you're even saying
>>135648048
You can still use the quadratic or complete the square to find out what the equation factors out to.
Yui isn't dumb, she just doesn't apply herself.
>>135648026
yes but /sci/ constantly whines that they can't even land a job at mcdicks.
>>135644512
Well, for the fourth set of equations, she's technically right.
>>135648272
That's because they're still losers that browse 4chan. You may be smarter than average but that doesn't mean shit if you are a lazy fuck and lack social skills.
>>135647634
mfw i am a first year, and I learnt it like last sem
>>135647634
> Take a bunch of math classes
> Think math is some easy shit
> Take physics
> Actually have to know how to apply calculus
> MFW
I took 3 semester of calculus, passed them all with A's, and then I realized that I had no fucking clue what I was doing until I took physics.
>>135647348
anon, getting into good uni doesn't even mean jack shit if the only thing you've got is that overblown ego of yours
>>135647030
>mfw I instinctively use algebra whenever I need to calculate something
>mfw no paper at hand
>>135646557
I used to love math but college made me despise the shit out of it.
>>135648783
Lower division physics was pretty easy for me, but the huge spike in difficulty going into the upper division wrecked all my confidence. It was the first time it felt like I was doing "real" physics and it hurt.
>>135647348
>get doctoral in math at mit
>150k starting
>>135649085
and university made it worse cuz most professors don't really give a shit about explaining properly and slowly
>>135647348
300K starting too, I bet.
>>135646201
>>>/facebook/
>engineering
>all day complex math
>other majors don't even require basic statistics
man how can anyone else complain about math
>>135646427
How?
Geometry is all about memorizing the formulas.
>>135644512
"easy shit"
"second grade could do it"
No one solves it
TOP KEK
>>135648055
They hire middle school dropouts at McDonalds now?
>>135649594
How many times do you think that image has been posted? Anyone who was bored enough to give solutions to rudimentary Algebra can't be bored enough to do it again.
>graduate summa cum laude from yale
>currently work as financial consultant for Deloitte NY
>get paid 100k starting
>can't do this
I am med student but i forgot how to solve this shit
really SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>135649548
>engineering
>all day doodling in AutoCAD
>I could have gotten into med school or become a neuroscientist
And now there are so many people who can do this job that it's probably going to be nothing but project-by-project contract work in five years.
At least I'll have enough money to be a NEET for the rest of my life before I'm thirty-five.
>>135644512
Why would I want to do chemistry without the chemicals?
I literally cannot remember a single thing from high school.
>>135644512
I'm assuming the Japanese text contains some information about those questions because as it stands those are mathematical expressions not equations and you cant do much with just those.
>>135650272
I'm pretty sure it's asking to factorise the equations
>>135644512
>x^2+13x+30
>=x+x+13x+30
>>135647348
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this Harvardfag.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>135645931
I assume they want you to factorize it. It's easy for a high school math problem faggot. Unless you mean retarded as in it's stupidly simple.
>-2x +3y + x^2 +5x -y
>=3x+x^2+2y
>=x(3+x)+2y
>>135647348
Omedetou
>>135644512
>>x^2+13x+30
>>=(x+3)(x+10)
simple math
>>135651243
>>135650935
this is the r9k pasta with a dumb header
>>135651476
You don't say.
>>135651185
but that's wrong.
>>135651690
you are an idiot
>>135645902
Now explain to me how your math puzzle is applied in everyday real life.
>>135651799
Math teaches logical reasoning. Get over it.
解ける?おにいちゃん
>>135651841
The volume appears to be pi, captain.
>>135646370
.If you want to get a job thats doesnt involve stocking shelves at your local walmart, you need to know this.
This same tired reason said by the people who know how to solve math puzzles. Please, explain a situation where an everyday person would need to bust out a pen and paper and use algebra or higher. Not everyone is off trying to launch a rocket into orbit.
>>135652124
compounded interest
- 401k, savings
-paying off credit card
>>135644512
>american educated
>>135652124
What kind of everyday person are we talking about? Expect to need at least Algebra for most white-collar work.
>>135651833
>Logical reasoning
You must be Vulcan.
>>135652124
>algebra or higher
Proficiency in algebra is required to solve basic everyday problems. I'll concede that the average Joe doesn't need to understand calculus or even intermediate statistics, but algebra is just a way to visually represent a mathematical question or assertion in a way that allows it to be analyzed. Without algebra you can't figure the simple things you wonder about every day. Of course it isn't required for every job out there, but if you don't want to be the guy who asks rhetorical questions and can't even begin to answer them you'd better remember your high school algebra class.
>>135652844
I'm not that anon, but math, algebra mostly, is the purest form of logic. It's all basic logical rules from which useful equations can be derived.
>>135647348
>posting test scores
>claiming you got into Harvard
This is how I know you're bullshitting.
>tfw hate Engineering school
>gonna be an electrician instead
Did I fuck up? I don't care about the money I just want a decent career where I can save and one day be a homeowner.
>>135650272
You can just look at the expression and you'll realize that it can be written in a simpler form
>>135644512
I doubt it. My maths sucks donkey balls.
>>135651799
2 apples plus 2 bananas are not 4 apples
>>135644512
Looks like she got a lot of ticks there, so she did better than I did at school.
/a/ - Science and Math
>>135644512
How did she get 12/10? that's higher than maximum
>>135653335
I get my jimmies rustled whenever someone uses * as a multiplication sign.
Please, please, please use × or ⋅ or simply omit it.
>>135653619
It's 2/10 but it's a wonder how she got these points.
Probably guessed right in a multiple choice question.
>-2x + 3y + x2 + 5x - y
= x2 + 3x + 2y
= x(x+3) + 2y
> x2 + 13x + 30
= (x+10) (x+3)
> 2x2 + 7x + 3
= (2x + 1) (x + 3)
> x2 + xy + 4x - 2y2 + 5y + 3
= ( x + 2y + 1) (x - y + 3)
> p3q + pq2 - 2p2 - q3 - 3p3q + 4q3 + 5
= -2p3q - 2p2 + pq2 + 3q3 + 5
Well fuck. I'm still stuck in here. I will get back to this shit after my mind cleared up a bit.
I tried my best, /a/.
>>135653814
>Using the dot product for only two numbers.
Not my precious numbpad!
>>135653873
>>135653619
It's 12/100 guys, come on now
You don't need maths when you finish school anyway. Playing the guitar is much more useful.
>>135653166
I like electicity, electronics and stuff, but i gave up on studying because i couldn't see myself working with that for the rest of my life.
>>135654010
= q² (p + 3q) + p² (-2 - 2pq) + 5
This is what i've goti hope it's not stupid
I don't think we can factorize any further.
>>135644512
I fucking hated when people write "x" like two parentheses.
>>135646557
>>135646678
>>135648783
>>135649548
I doubt you guys have ever done any real mathematics in your life. Engineering is applied mathematics, and one of the easier ones IMO. To discover the truth, try taking upper division math courses.
Love your epsilons, marry your deltas.
>>135646656
Now what do you think the person who desgined said 4 ton beast and said 1 ton pallet for your ease of use did?
>>135649819
>Tutors Calculus for $8/hr
Fuck my life
>>135644512
>Circling correct answers and ticking incorrect ones.
Why is area eleven so retarded?
>not having wolfram do all your baby math for you
>>135654906
It's called cursive writing you gigantic faggot.
>>135653335
Is this really what the American education system is like because if so then holy fucking shit that is bad.
I don't know how you guys even get hired outside of your country with shit like this.
>>135651441
>Somebody saved my image from season 1 threads
I love you Anon~!
>>135651243
x=4/cos(30°)
>>135655467
>$8/h
Dude what the fuck are you doing? My friend tutors Calc for $50/h and I tutor Chinese for $30/h (I'm white).
>>135646114
>anime math
I don't even
>>135655820
:DDDD and my parents called me stupid back in the day
>>135653814
>using he cartesian product sign for multiplication
>>135654048
>using a dot for the inner product and calling it a dot product
>>135654893
Yea, I stumbled into that solution a while ago but I figured there should be a more simpler form than that considering other problems can be factorized nicely.
Or maybe I'm trolled hard. I hate this kind of problem in math where if you over think you're fucked.
>>135644512
>116
>better than 84% of people
Signs point to yes.
Time for some actual math.
>>135656044
>using the dual functional and calling it an inner product
>>135655836
>I'm white
Nice try chink.
>>135644890
im 30, law degree + master and I dont remember shit about math
I cant do 13yo homework without a calculator. I dont even remember how to divide with decimals in the divisor and dividend for example.
pretty sad sempais
>>135656500
Stay jealous, NEET.
>Being good at math
Give me your fucking lunch money nerds
>>135649085
wouldn't it be easier to frame the disc in a polar coordinate system then substitute fterwards, this seems like too much remembering and i'd fuck up the trig here
>>135656784
>not lifting while attending math graduate school
>2016
>implying you could bully me
>>135656784
Go back to work before I fire you.
>>135656846
>math graduate school
Enjoy your imaginary jobs that are so well paid. Hope you have fun back in high schoolAt least people who've studied math make the best teachers.
>>135656846
>Not wanting me to steal all your money after I tease you about polishing your abacus and then forcibly giving you a handjob
>>135656822
The symplectic (Lagrangian/Hamiltonian) formalism is usually taught expressed in Cartesian coordinates.
That is not to say that the entire thing can't be taught in coordinate free form, but that a lot less applicable to physical problems.
>>135656902
>forcibly giving you a handjob
Tell me more.
>>135656913
>>135656422
Tell how in the fuck anyone can make sense of this shit. What in the fuck.
>>135656899
>Ph.D in math
>any job I want
>300k starting
>>135656944
kek
>>135656944
>any job I want
>Macdonalds
>KFC
>School teacher
Yeah man, the market is all yours.
>>135656967
Fuck off /v/ermin
>>135656822
I think my professor demonstrated it that way, and I was lost as fuck. It wasn't until I found the solution in the pic that I was able to work backwards and apply the general idea to other similar problems.
>>135656934
Reading.
>>135646114
>Being poor
Oh wow
>>135656944
As a fellow doctorate, good luck with finding a job with 300k starting salary. They exist, but the competition is ridiculous. I'm still stuck as an adjunct.
>>135656944
>300k starting
Top kek,keep dreaming anon
>tfw was always okay at math, nothing spectacular
>didn't really enjoy it, but still respected it and acknowledged its concepts and uses
>majored in English and did theater and amatuer film/music critique on the side, am now a successful screenwriter
>don't ever need to use math besides basic accounting shit
feels pretty good. I can still do the shit on Yui's test, too. Tell me why I should know anything beyond algebra.
>>135656988
You're still wrong disregarding the /sci/ meme
>data analyst
>quant
>quantum computing
>IT
>actuary
>risk management
>CFO
I only ever got a prefect score in maths once and that was back in 5th grade so probably not.
>>135656932
>You trip in the hallway, spilling your calculators, notebooks, and pencils everywhere
>I see you bent over, collecting your things
>I aggressively grab a handful of your right asscheek, and slowly force you into a corner
>You are sweaty, and nervous, this has never happened to you before. All the while you are rambling on about differential topology and non-euclidian space, your mind is hazy
>I slowly put my hands down your pants, you are rock hard
>I slowly slip my hand into your panties and make you cum in less than 15 seconds
>I leave, satisfied with the $8 I managed to take out of your wallet while you were distracted, enough for two (2) spicy chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a
>You realize 3 hours later that you only have enough money for a shitty cheeseburger and maybe a small fry
>you also realize that you accidentally put on panties in a daze again that morning, after spending all night browsing trap threads on /a/ and /d/
>>135657130
Continue. Do one about where you force me to cum in front of a class I'm teaching.
>>135657068
>Successful
Nohrmies!
Go back to your containment chuuni threads you disgusting ERPfags.
>>135657256
Fuck off before I suck your dick, you good damn queer.
>>135657247
There's not really anything normie about what I do. All I do is stay inside and write for those who hire me. I have only ever once personally sat down with a director and co-wrote a script, and that was not something I enjoyed.
Good thing about being freelance is that I can do whatever the fuck I want and at a pace that is most efficient for me. Only normies allow themselves to be constrained by work hours and wages.
>>135657286
Not if I suck yours first faggot.
>>135657247
>normies
Kill yourself my man
>>135644512
that feeling when you forgot all basic math
10 years are a lot of time, you know
>>135656944
since when did being a 4chan janny paid so well?
>>135644512
It's been too long since school, can't solve this shit anymore.
