UMARU ON THE FRONT PAGE
Fuck off memefaggot. You're already old and crusty.
Umaru is a cutie cute poop squish huggable geimu jumpu katte snuggle boop poteitu nugget headpats imouto
Anyone have the umaru shitpost webm?
I want to put ketchup on Umaru's omelet rice, if you know what I'm trying to imply.
>>135639618
You want tocook for her and make food the way she loves?
>>135640980
SAVAGE
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>>135639303
Umaru is better than most meme sluts and will live forever
>>135641475
>Umaru living forever
I'm sure she will, desu.
>>135639192
Season 2 WHEN
>>135639192
I thought you said you wanted Umaru on the front page? But it looks like Umaru can't get there, so Tachibana Sylphynford shall instead!
>>135642161
Sylphyn on the front page? Sylphyn on the front page.
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>>135642231
Remember who got Umaru here, desu.
>>135639192
OBLIGATORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii6qKfElLJA
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WORST GIRL
>>135643469
But there are no worst girls in Umaru, senpai.
>>135639192
Who?
>>135643636
You're right, there's just one, singular.
>>135643679
Umaru-Chan, that's who!
>>135639303
Berserk is decades old and you don't see anyone complaining. Enjoy poteito.
>>135643720
You're right, and it'sKomaru.
>>135643787
No, she's second worst. Do I need to spell it out for you?
Kirie>>Kanau=Ebina>>Umaru>>>>>>>>TSF>Komaru
>>135643893
Shit I switched TSF and Komaru I'm a fucking idiot.
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>>135643943
>No Hikaru
Why am I wasting posts on this guy?
Umaru on the front page means I get to post this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbiOFVQzT8k
>>135644074
Can we at least agree that Kirie is infinitely better than Umaru?
>>135644177
For sure.
>>135644177
This is a paradox. If you put Kirie before Umaru, you automatically put Umaru above Kirie, due to her own fondness for her. Thus, Umaru always number 1.
>>135644342
Tbh Taihei should've done thisthen gone downstairs and plowed Ebina so hard she could only use her bumpkin dialect.
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>>135644428
Wait, no. This is what happens...
>>135644338
Kirie's 'fondness' for Umaru was just an elaborate ruse to gain her trust.
>>135644342
She then stomps on her and spills coca cola onto her, crushing up potato chips and dusting them into Umaru's hair, and takes the oppertunity to steal all her games, manga, and stuffed animals.
>>135644428
Taihei was in on it, too, he and Kirie sell some of Umaru's goods on the black market, but since Taihei bought pretty much all of the stuff to begin with, Kirie needs to give favors if Taihei is going to get truly paid.
>>135644338
So, Kirie does those things.
>>135644428
Ebina gets involved and she gets bullied so hard that everyone goes on a road trip to Texas, even though it would be literally impossible to drive from Japan to Texas. Umaru is then sold to work at Uncle Munster's farm.
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>>135642301
TSF happened to hide in the trunk of the car when it went to Texas, so she and Umaru spend the rest of their lives competing in various farming activities, such as plowing land or milking cows.
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>>135644338
Best girl debates aside, did I or did I not just uncover the plot for an upcoming movie adaptation of the anime?
>>135644759
What the absolute fuck am I reading?
>>135644913
Mynotbrilliant idea, of course.
I'll title it "Himouto: The Impossible Road Trip of Wonder and Revelations"
I don't understand why all the hate for "Himouto! Umaru-chan". It seems like a discussion about some societal changes with some sitcom-esque delivery in the humor. Please explain.
>>135645158
In the first episode she's portrayed as insufferably annoying, and the majority of people watched just that first episode, dropped the series, and started crying bitter tears of rage for some reason.
>>135645158
Memes
>>135645419
I finished the anime and started reading and Umaru is still in worst girl for me.
Who cholomaru here?
https://u.pomf.is/eqriaq.mp3
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>>135645419
Then I don't understand why it's asking to be flamed by not liking Evangelion in /a/ when Shinji was just an annoying, whiny, brat in the first episode with no sense of humor as a means to redeem himself. Seems like an inconsistent metric to base what is liked and disliked.
I want more pictures of adult umaru
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>>135639334
Why has nobody posted this yet?
>>135639192
Go away.
>>135645970
>Adult
Ahahahahahahahahahahah Bahahahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135645919
I don't make the rules and I don't really agree with them either.
>>135646247
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>135646439
What the fuck is that shop?
>>135646474
Shes drinking Dr. Pepper! A drink for intellectuals.took 10000 hours in paint
>>135646616
I love Dr Pepper, but Umaru likes cola, and Dr Pepper is not a cola, it is an agnostic beverage. I can imagine Taihei and possible the Tachibana's enjoying it though.
>>135646855
>Oh Tanukichi, you're a rat with horns.
BUMP
>>135647642
Fuck you.
>Only show to realistically depict little sisters
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>>135647662
Do people even use the page system anymore? The catalog is better in every way.
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is this umaru /a/'s equivalent to yukuris?
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>>135648363
How fun is this show?
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>>135648434
when are we getting doujins of non hamster umaru getting raped by the boys because one of them knows her secret.
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I dont much care for this girl, but this is starting to get disturbing...
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>>135640980
I don't even like Umaru, but after reading this I beg of you Umaru shitposter, please keep spamming these threads every day until the end of times.
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>>135648979
Can you imagine being Umaru?
Just SNORTING to herself at how EPIC of a memelord she is and asking her internet pals to "hey wouldn't it be EPIC if you were to post calling me out for for shitposting? I'd act like all PISSED and shit on niconico and like I'm drunk lel but I only drank Coke duduru~~".
Her overreaction to shit is so fucking unfunny and fake that I honestly don't know how my room isn't full of vomit right now.
why are people so relentless in their bullying of Umaru?
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What the fuck even is this thread?
>>135649457
MONSTA
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>>135649034
And that's Umaru a best
DON'T BULLY UMARU
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>>135650149
Jesus christ what substance is she made from?
>>135650050
Me on the left.
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>>135651143
MOOOOOOOODS!!!
Hello?
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>>135651143
MOOOOOOOODS!!!
BAN THIS!!!
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>>135652552
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!
STOP UMARU UBUSE
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>>135640980
Stop samefagging. I'm not impressed by your broken, edgy attempt at English sentences. Fucking spics, I swear.
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MOOOOOOOODS!!
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MOOOOOOODS!!
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MOOOOOOODS!!
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MOOOOOOODS!!
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MOOOOOOODS!!
BTFO shitposters!!!
T
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!
>>135639192
You guys are alright. Don't go to Umaru-chan's house tomorrow.
Meme anime for meme people
Umaru is CLASSIC.
bump
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>my pain is far greater than yours!
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>>135656008
STOP UMARU ABUSE!!
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STOP!
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>>135656287
I don't get it... wouldn't she be cuter if she wasn't drawn like a gremlin?
Imagine her lazing around the house in her normal form while still wearing the hoodie.
>>135656320
Seriously, where the fuck is the shitpost.webm
?!?! How could the thread have gone so long without it?
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1_Xr-8aJ3E
>people itt don't realize Saitama is shounen version of umaru
I fucking hate snow
>>135656451
DON'T BULLY UMARU!!
>tfw hate Umaru but hate Umaru abuse too
Can't wait to see season two on crunchy roll.
desu wa
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S2 when
>>135639334
a-anyone?
>>135661939
why is this thread still going.
>>135658394
freaky
>>135658394
What the fuck?
KILL UMARU
>>135645813
Beat me to it
>>135664022
>all those delete
>mods are umaru fags
/a/ is dead, fuck /a/
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>>135664193
Just accept you're beating a dead horse and things aren't going to get better.
>>135639192
Your shit anime and game bombed hard you washed up moeblob HAHA
>>135639192
Shitty rip off meme of Chaika
who remember
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>>135650218
Not sure what from, but she's made for:fucking
>>135668610
Perfect, now there's the longer one where she runs him and slides under the table before shitposting for maximum autism?
Wow this is JUST shitposting.
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>>135656344
Is the shrimp decorating her hair some sort of emergency snack?
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>>135673070
I regret making this webm.
>>135664355
>drink cola and calm down!
>cafeine
>calm down
Holy shit now I understand, she has ADHD!
