why is it so important to "confess" you like someone, in anime?
That never works by the way.
A better strategy would be to hit on her and make her fall for you, or get enough interest from her to be able to ask her on a date.
Straight up "confessing" LOVE for a person you barely have spoken with so far, can't but come off as creepy and slimy.
Because anime is better than real life.
>>135579243
how so?
people spend 2 cours "dating" and there's not even a kissu
It's a >muh real life logic is missing in manga thread
>>135579292
Kissu isn't everything
I think it's more common in Japanese culture to confess your feelings like they do in anime rather than hit on girls.
>>135579170
That's how they do things in Japan. It's a different culture than Western culture.
>Been going out for a while.
>Still scared to call each other by first name.
My favorite romance shenanigans.
>>135579170
It's a thing middle/high schoolers do irl as well.
Have you ever confessed your feelings to someone, anon? Do you know how scary it is being open and vulnerable in front of everyone, risking public shame and humiliation in the hope that your crush will give you a chance at love?
It is literally one of the most terrifying experiences high school has to offer, made all the more severe by the fact that Japanese people are not generally known for their compassion towards those who bring shame upon themselves.
That's what makes it such a go-to for high school romance stories.
>>135579951
it's lame.
my nerd friend who read berserk and was hooked up on SAO "confessed" to one of our classgirls, she rejected like it was a dirty sock
then I proceeded to fuck her doggystyle and rimjob her anus like the slut she was.
confessing never works.
>>135579373
It's more common because the men there are more spineless
>>135579951
>meet qt gril
>we hit it off
>ask her if she wants to go to see a movie
>she says yes, we go
>confess to her the next dayover text
>says she "would rather just be friends for now, since we just met and all"
Successfully confessing is just a japanese meme that only happens in rom com animes
>>135580144
>not kissing her in the cinema
>confessing by text
u brought it upon yourself twice fampai
>>135580144
>3DPD
You deserved it
>>135580144
You american? It's common sense to hold off until you notice she obviously likes you and is waiting for you to make it official. Asking via text is also pretty fucking beta
![[Commie] Owarimonogatari - 01 [00B15F61].mkv_snapshot_07.21_[2015.10.08_21.27.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CJ9MhlL.jpg "[Commie] Owarimonogatari - 01 [00B15F61].mkv_snapshot_07.21_[2015.10.08_21.27.31].jpg")
>>135580194
>kissing before holding hands
>in public
>implying any of this is as cool and smooth as it sounds
Thats a good way to get slapped in the face onii-senpai
>>135579170
>A better strategy would be to hit on her and make her fall for you
you don't hit girls you scum
>>135580270
pfff I always go to Pixar movies when I'm out with a new girl
the fact that I'm getting head at a kids movies gets my dick so hard the girls can't believe it
>>135580194
>kissing her in the cinema
>not cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag/container, shoving your erect dick into said hole, and waiting for her to touch your dick
You guys know nothing about romance.
>>135580144
>confessing via text
>to someone you barely know
>after the first date
>taking a girl to a movie on a first date
jesus christ anon
>>135580299
I do and it works sometimes
>>135580144
Women should be a compliment to life, not the focus of it. Learn to spin the plate.
>>135580333
>OPM Thread
>in the name field
Baited/10
Why do we call it a confession anyway like it's something shameful?
>>135580380
>like it's something shameful?
it is tho
>>135580364
is this now a OPM thread?
>>135580380
Because loving anyone other than the Lord Jesus is a grave sin worthy of an eternity of painful torment in hellfire.
>>135580250
>>135580333
Yes yes, Im fairly aware of how beta it was to confess over text, hence the spoiler.
However, about a week had passed of us knowing each other before I asked her out to a movie, which is partly why I thought she liked me.
Plus, we really hit it off when we first met. We talked one on one for a good 2 hours. I felt we had good chemistry.
>A girl wants to go alone with me to a cinema and actually be near me? And maybe even talk to me? She must like me!
>this is what a social retard like myself actually thinks
>>135580434
I just realized I want to see fanart of Germany-tan as a loli getting raped my masked ISIS men.
>>135580502
if you paid her ticket, chances are she was just a gold digger
>>135579301
There's a difference between something being unrealistic and something being stupid.
>>135579854
The stupidest thing middle/high scholers could de irl. Chances of success are reaaaally low.
>>135580430
there are characters that can defeat Saitama but /a/ goes about it the wrong way, you cannot defeat him with a strong character since Saitama is a gag character whos schtick is being overpowered, no the only characters that can defeat saitama are those so weak and pathetic that saitama being beaten by them would create a comedic situation.
>>135579170
>That never works by the way.
this is anime not RL
if you want to talk the efficacy of real life relationship crap take it to soc or r9k.
>>135580538
She had free tickets, I think.
I offered insistently to pay for her foodstuffs and she politely declined
>>135580565
>Saitama is a gag character
>His gag gets Ruinned by Boro (One punch = One defeat)
>>135575473
dont confess
ever
the rest of your harem will be upset
>>135580638
thats the title of the work , his gag is being overpowered.
>>135579170
Japanese aren't exactly known for being open and proficient in human relationships like slutty westerners. They needed to be taught how to hold hands because they never did so in their old culture.
>>135580655
>>135580602
Unless she's a feminist, usually they're ok with guys paying for everything if it was actually considered a date
>>135580655
>the rest of your harem
heh heh, yeah
right;_;
>>135580506
I still want violent, angry yuri rape by Christ-tan against ISIS-tan.
It's not heretical and sinful to punish heretics.
>>135580685
L-LEWD
>>135580685
FTFY
>>135580638
If you really want to get Technicall Boro was defeated in each form with one punch. Then Saitama realizes the kind of opponent he is, waits for him to unlock his final form, allows him to punch him some and then beats him in one punch.
>confession
>EHHHHHHHHHH
>camera pans to the sky
>>135579951
>Have you ever confessed your feelings to someone, anon?
I've talked to some girl for a few months and being the retard without friendsexcept for you, /a/as I am, I came to the conclusion she must like me since she probably wouldn't talk to me if she didn't. One day I confessed to her during the sunset like in those animoosbut I didn't say anything, I just gave her a heart"I don't think that way about you, anon."
I still feel like an idiot whenever I remember it.
>>135580951
>she spoke to me
>omg she wants the D!
holy shit you're like an Inverse-Harem-MC
>>135580998
well how the fuck is he suppose to know?
>>135581029
you are supposed to check her panties for wetness.
>>135580998
I didn't wanna /blog with a lot of details, but we went out a few times. It's probably something normal friends do, but I didn't know and I got it wrong. Like I said, I still feel like an idiot.
>>135581063
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
Don't you want the drama, the passion, the explosion of a confession? Hitting on people isn't dramatic.
>>135581285
I don't like forced drama.
Which is also why I dropped Yahari S2.
>>135581317
>forced
opinion discarded
Now you know why Japan is dying, OP. Nobody there has any game.
>>135581317
If it's poorly done, it is bad. But hitting on people doesn't have any power, any fire.
>>135581439
Hi Matt
>>135581475
>but hitting on people doesn't have any power, any fire.
Complete bullshit
Trying to get close someone can be very emotional from the guy's point of view
>>135581610
Hitting on people always seemed awkward and silly from what I've seen. But it's also kinda funny.
>>135579170
When I lived in japan, my uni classmates did it like in anime, its just how they fucking do it if you arent チャラい
Maison Ikkoku
>>135581490
goddamn those clothes look comfy as fuck
