>You get transported to the last harem you watched/read
>MC is still there and you're a "rival" for him
>>135569389
Well, I'm pretty fucked.
Can I just be a girl in his harem instead?
I don't remember what the last harem I watched was.
I'd use my vast eromanga knowledge and convince the girls the MC won't like them if they're virgins with no sex experience.
I figure at least 75% of girls in an average harem would go for it.
I secretly film it and send it to the protagonist.
Dismember him and eat the remains, make the rest of the show about cycling with the monogataris with harem, bike shorts everywhere.
Why would you have to though
MC always ignores the best girl
>>135569389
>Shomin Sample
Uh, what?
>>135569389
School Rumble
comfort and exploit the loser(girl) is the easiest
the last harem i saw was infinite stratos
wel shit
Monster Musume.
Convince the MC that Rachnea is right for him, as he likes legs, she doesn't strangle/beat/crush him, etc. To be fair, she's a high tier waifu, so it won't be hard to do.
Then I'll charge in for that sweet, sweet snek. Everyone's happy. Except the other girls. They'll have to find someone else.
GGNORE, OP
Nekopara
MC is a fag
So much nekos
I guess I won this
>>135569471
>Can I just be a girl in his harem instead?
Just like that? You wouldn't fuck Mari or bunny girl? Really? Nigga you're a homosexual. Plain and simple.
>>135569389
>Mahouka
No, sorry, I don't want to die.
>>135570065
MC never gives any of the girls the lovin they deserve. So deduce who worst girl is since he'll be going after her and go after all the rest right?
>>135570627
Takeru is actually pretty sexy so I'd love to join the Takerubowl but it's more that being his "rival" is bound to end very, very badly.
>>135569389
>Love Hina
Its been a long time.
>>135570065
THIS. Ichigo 100% is a good example of the thing OP suggested.
My rival is still my friend. A possibly insufferable friend, but a friend all the same.
>>135570687
Meh, sorry I just don't see the point in demeaning myself. I'll get those girls one way or another if I was in the anime.
>>135569389
>Walkure Romanze
I don't care whether I win or not because I can joust for a fucking living. Who cares about bitches when you can ride horse in armour and shit?I dropped it after 3 episodes. The euphemisms were great, but everything else was boring.
>>135569389
>Monogatari
Well I'm already fine. He can have his harem, I'm going to fuck his mother, Kanbaru's mother, Kanbaru's aunt and Miss Kagenui.
I'm going to start my own superior Christmas Cake harem.
>>135571138
I'm the kind of person who prefers to self-insert as girls anyway.
It's not that I'm demeaning myself, but if I had to pick between a role where I could end up like Kyouya or where I'd be relatively safe next to Takeru, I'd take the latter.
>>135569389
>Shomin Sample
I think I'll pass. Or I'll try to get Eri instead.
>>135569389
>Nisekoi
But they all want his dick so bad. Can I just bro it up with Shuu?
>>135569471
just go for the imouto
>>135569994
I don't know mang, I'd go gay for Araragi
>>135571555
Then I'd really be dead.
>>135571577
>hijack show
>go for full homo end
When will a show do this?
I'd fucking waste this beta faggot and take his waifus
I'm not sure what it's called but basically there is this guy with like shortish dark hair and bunch of girls and they are in high school I think.
The mc isn't really that strong but I'd only be interested in clock and gross-chan. Its always been my policy not to stuck my dick in crazy but at the same time, clock... she would for sure kill me but...
Can we self-insert into an anime of all females as if we were the MC contending for their hearts or is that a bit too autistic?
>>135570676
Well not ALL the rest, you don't want to be a manwhore do you?
>>135572574
That's exactly the point. You're only a manwhore if you don't love all of them equally.
>>135573039
Takeru looks good in girl clothes.
>>135573072
Why are so many of you gay for this guy? Please someone explain this to me when you have girls like this in the show
>literally gift wrapped for you
Are you telling me you would not take advantage of this situation?
>>135572550
How is Neptune Harem?
>>135573162
Because AntiMagic is full of best boys.
>>135569389
>MC is still there and you're a "rival" for him
>implying the average anon would care
>implying that even if he cared he would have any chance
>>135573166
MC is Red.
>>135573166
Neptune is a shoo-in for best girl only because the usual guy playing this game or watching the anime would love such a extroverted girl to have an interest in them. She would fulfill most of your high school sweet heart fantasies. However her childish attitude would get in the way at times. Testing both your resolve and maturity dealing with this Goddess.
Blanc is just as good, she is the type of girl who makes you want to protect her and care for her. Her foul mouth and stand-offish attitude would be signs of some deeper wound that as a man you could heal, that you could get to know the real Blanc aside from the facade that she usually puts on.
Noire is the perfect wife. Her tsundere attitude gives a bit of a challenge to get around and leaves you wondering if you could get to whatever is beneath all of that. Different from Blanc however that she does not need protecting, rather the challenge itself is what is requiring your full attention.
Vert is the princess of the group but with her eccentric hobby of gaming which is polar opposite of her external image is what would intrigue you. The ultimate waifu that would look great and act great as well. If you were willing to take a back seat to her gaming however. Of course its your job as a man to break above that hobby and show her that you are more valuable than an all night gaming session, that would be a challenge to someone who literally has everything they wanted but you would march on.
That would be the joy of each girl, each provides a unique challenge to get around and getting one to adore you would be quite the feat, however all four would make you a god among men.
Shomin Sample
Well, let the boy have his harem, I'll take the rest of the school.
>>135573187
I just don't get it. Whatever, Ikaruga Suginami is best girl cus boobs and onee-sama archetype. Someone prove me wrong.
>>135573653
Sorry but you're talking to an Oukafag.
>>135573709
Cancervoice a shit. A SHIT.
>>135573709
>not adoring genius onee-sama
What is life
>>135573739
>not the edit.
>Shomin Sample
Looks like I'm going after King Arthur.
>>135569471
I AM TAKING OUKA!
Raku has shit taste so I wouldn't have to compete with him for best girl.
Honestly, I don't want Louise. Even though it probably wouldn't be that hard, just show her a little sympathy and she blushes at you like a slut. I'm just on the second season and all the women are so damn loose. Tabitha and Agnes are really cute though.
>>135571204
>not cucking Araragi with the girls he rejected and making him regret his decision a bit
I bet Catand Snakeare crazy in bed
I'd also befriend Monkey because she's great
>Monmusu
I simply can't win. I'm not fit like Kimihito, so I would die just a few days after all the punishment those girls accidentally deliver in a daily basis.
>>135574385
on second thought, I think I'd stay loyal to Cat because fuck getting slaughtered by her alter ego
>>135569389
Oh, you mean we're going to be that guy who's constantly get ignored by all the cute girls that surrounds the MC?
And then halfway through the story we're going to be completely forgotten while the MC goes through adventure of hardship and love with multiple girls by his side?
Is that what you mean by "rival"?
>>135569389
>MC is still there and you're a "rival" for him
>STANDING HERE
Bonus points if I get to roughly fuck Nero.
>>135573754
>some shitty scaled down tumblr image
Why you gotta hurt me like this anon.
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I'm a commoner too, so I would get my own harem composed of Hakua's maids instead of trying to steal Kimito's.
Fuck, how it is even possible to win? Almost all harem MC are pussy magnets, even those who are spineless betas. It would be impossible to convince those bitches that pussy magnet is not good enough for them.
>>135574750
Ignore them and enjoy whatever wonderful things exist in the setting that don't exist in ours.
>>135574633
I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
>>135574750
>Fuck, how it is even possible to win?
Not with that mentality. In anime it's even easier to get a girl, you just have to emulate harem MC's traits using what you know about the girls archetypes. It helps that most of harem MCs are dense as fuck too.
>>135573889
C-can I be your Ouka?
>>135573754
Please, just because I prefer Ouka doesn't mean I think any less of the other girls. All of them are amazing. Even the living fuel tank.
>>135575143
So, I have to do one nice thing for them so they magically crave for the cock, then pretend to be dense so they get more desperate and at last give them the dick just when they were starting to actively try to seduce?
>>135569389
>Infinite Stratos
As long as I get this qt I'm happy
>>135574552
>constantly get ignored by all the cute girls
>completely forgotten
Guys, I think the OP is a wizard because this is happening to me right now!
>>135569389
>Monogatari
Araragi can fuck with his shitty harem while I busy chasing the best girl, snek.
>>135575232
C-can I be your Laugh Maker?
>>135575370
You don't have to pretend being dense. MC being dense means that you have the freedom to chase the harem all you want.
>>135573162
I would, and I'd fuck the brains outta any of the girls in that show given any chance, but none of that makes Takeru any less good-looking in girl clothes.
>>135575614
You mean you want to beturned into a vampire slave and be ordered to live and suffer for your sins while desperately wishing for death?
>>135575471
You actually have a better chance in IS considering every girl there is interested in the only two dudes there
>>135574633
Kyouya gets his own free waifu, so that's a pretty good deal really.
>JWWW
Well, the MC already won the dumpire so I have all the other girls for myself.I only want a Denshi thou
>>135569389
>best girl never wins
>best girl will be free
Kinda easy isn't it?
>>135575929
What is her true appearance?
>>135575370
>>135575655
But of course it can be fun pretending to be dense sometimes.
>>135576010
Could be a fat old man for all we know.
>>135576010
As far as I'm aware, relic eaters can take any appearance they want. Lapis for example based hers offTakeru's ancestor who wielded her first.
>>135572542
>wanting the shitty Kurumi
She's all yoursto get yourself killed
>>135575694
I was thinking more along the lines of forcing your body to do things against your will, but... t-that sounds okay too
>>135576074
I want Lapis to bully my dick with that expression.
>>135572000
EVA?
I'll ask this helpful mofo to train me.
Proceed to become badass and help bitches along with him
>>135574750
depends on the harem show
like in school days you could just rape like his friend did.
You might get the nice boat ending though.
Also by being a rival you get some plot power as well. There will magically be that one girl that doesn't like the MC but loves you.
>>135569389
>Saekano
The girls are all shit so I'd stay as far away from them as possible and live a normal high school life.
>>135569389
>Testament BURST
I lose all around since Basara is overpowered and every girl wants him. I can't even get one of the losers since it'll probably be harem end. I'll just try and be friends with Lars.
>>135569389
I'm fucked.
I'm try to make myself popular enough to get a spinoff.
>>135577600
Which harem are you in?
>>135577226
As a rival you're supposed to have some power though. And you can cuck Lars. There are so many sluts in this anyway.
>>135574552
You should have read AMA.
The other rival got a waifu and a gunfu.
>Shomin Sample
You don't even need to try
>>135577909
I can't decide if being Kyouya would be suffering or great.
>>135577656
Shomin sample.
>>135578029
At least you're in a bright and happy world.
Unlike everyone in the thread who got AntiMagic.
Sora. No chance.
>Is This a Zombie?
Welp, time to kill Sera.
>>135578213
I think you misspelled "kiss"
>>135578148
Harem? Isn't there only Shiro and Steph? Yes there is that mermaid queen he wooed for a game but she's such a minor character.
>>135578259
Semi-harem.
I think sora want a cat-girls harem
>>135572542
Forget it anon, you know perfectly we can't win agaisnt him.
![[Chihiro]_Shinmai_Maou_no_Testament_BURST_-_08_[720p_Hi10P_AAC][D2D122CA].mkv_snapshot_14.10_[2015.12.29_05.02.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/thNnX8t.jpg "[Chihiro]_Shinmai_Maou_no_Testament_BURST_-_08_[720p_Hi10P_AAC][D2D122CA].mkv_snapshot_14.10_[2015.12.29_05.02.35].jpg")
>>135577858
I guess that's true. I just have to go for background sluts. Wouldn't cuck Lars from the one girl who seems to like him.
I'm ok with this.
>>135578999
You will never get Yukina or Asagi.
>>135569890
underrated post
>>135579146
Yukina is shit. Who would want her?
![[Kagura] Urusei Yatsura - 050 [BDRip 1280x960 x264 Hi10P FLAC].mkv_snapshot_16.17_[2015.12.08_21.50.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5nJW9pd.jpg "[Kagura] Urusei Yatsura - 050 [BDRip 1280x960 x264 Hi10P FLAC].mkv_snapshot_16.17_[2015.12.08_21.50.59].jpg")
Everyone is a rival to Ataru, guess I'll join the Lum fanclub association
>>135578148
Il just get one of the nekomimi or elfs an be happy
>>135569389
>Vanadis
I can't even imagine any of the girls being interested in anyone that's not Tigre.
>>135580151
And now he's literally the powerful man in the two kingdoms. Bitch be crazy yo.
>>135569389
>Tsugumomo
All the lolis. Also, I probably will die.
