Best girlEdition
>>135566034
All chuunis should be outlawed.
>>135566034
>Best Girls Edition
>ftfy
>>135566094
But if there are no Chuunis left then who are we supposed to rape?
While Lala is not my waifu, she definitely has shown some waifu qualities.
>>135565672
>>135565707
>Lala Body Shenanigans
>Lala is feeling hungry
>Goes to the kitchen for a snack
>Spots a bag of potato chips on the table
>Her body leads her towards the fruit bowl instead, poking her belly in response to the chips
Papi & Suu duo are best characters for entertainment.
>>135566235
What, is she self-conscious about her pudginess?Because that would not only be super adorable, but also fitting because she is a pretty meaty girl, and in all the best places. Sweet Buddha those fucking thighs hips and tits, Lala's jigglyness is second only to Suu.
those feels when you like Cerea, but just can't get over horse pussy and ntr centaur lifestyle in general.
>tfw crabman still hasn't given us any lewd lala yet
>>135566425
Don't sexualize middle schoolers, anon.
>>135566462
Hey if Papi gets some then Lala should be fine.
>>135566388
Cerea's existence at the Kurusu household shows she didn't want to take apart in the NTR lifestyle. Centaur Women in general are beginningCerea's mom being one of the firstto revolt against the cucking culture.
There was a omake about it not too long ago.
As for the too much "Mon" not enough "Girl", Cerea makes up for it in her winning personality and other womanly features.
>>135566509
>>135566298
They're the best duo period. But what I really want is to see that get shaken up a bit. Those two are such close and inseparable friends they're practically sisters. It'd make for some compelling stuff if they got into some kind of fight and basically spend the whole chapter quarreling before tearfully reuniting at the end in accordance with the law of status quo. Though over what and how it'd be resolved I'm not sure.
Basically, all girls are best girls, and if an Anon likes a girl you don't, maybe they see something you don't, or they don't mind the drawbacks as much as you do. It's all good.
>>135566509
She's so cute when she gets the love she deserves.
>>135566509
>Cerea makes up for it in her winning personality and other womanly features
>Cerea
>other womanly features
It's like saying that Miia isn't shit.
lala best grill
>>135566509
Here's the omake chapter of Mami Cerea talking about it
>>135566573
It's hard to break tradition, anon.
Not all of the Centaur women are willing to parttake in it. They're esentially being forced.
>>135566597
Everyone knows this. But we can't stop shitposting anymore.
It's too late.
>>135566722
I just posted the omake because I thought it was the one the original anon was talking about.
Shouldn't Harpies have the biggest boobs of all, or at least be up there on the scale? I mean, they ought to have large breast muscles to fly, right? I suppose land harpies wouldn't need them, but then they'd have awesome hips instead.
>>135566629
>Implying you wouldn't like to get your hands round those perfectshouldersof hers and make her feel good.
>>135566808t
The increased mass would be too detrimental.
>>135566808
Aerodynamics, bro. And weight
>>135566794
I'm that original anon. And thanks.
>>135566584
Papi accuses Suu of overwriting her save file, Darling points out she overwrote it herself since Papi forgot which was hers.
Meanwhile, Rachne and Darling have date night for marriage candidature while the Mon gang are tormeting everyone else by moving in.
>>135566034
>Lala OP
Not even 5 posts in and the thread's already shit
>>135566388
>can't get over horse pussy
not even for your waifu? weak
>ceNTR lifestyle
a much more valid concern for if your waifu ever runs across a male centaur with three quarters of a brain and a knack for blackmail
I want to marry this snake.
Hurry up and make a tiger girl, Crab.
>>135567224
rachne a shit backup if the former fails, so shut your mouth anon.
Lala can satisfy in more ways than you can imagine
same for suu, suu > rachne
>>135567291
Forgot pic
>>135567330
>tfw year of the snake
I knew my good taste was cosmic
>>135567425
>am year of the rat
better than pig i guess
>>135567085
>Rachne and Darling have date night
>>135567330
>tfw year of the pig
>>135567708
>Tfw year of the Ox
>>135567330
>dog
Do I have to get /fit/ now?
>>135567755
>tfw year of the Rooster
>>135567330
>year of the monkey
Why wasn't I born 3 years earlier
>>135566938
Are those even real, the first thing Papi does is take off carrying an adult manlet.
>>135567816
>>135567816
You bitch.
>tfw year of the Shit
>>135567425
>>135567449
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>>135567755
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>>135567816
>>135567817
>not already knowing your animal
Get on my level.
>>135567879
Get off my level
>>135567879
>Implying I didn't already know my animal
Get off this level. You're two floors down
>>135567291
Is Frosted Rapes not enough for you?
>>135567879
I knew it already, I just got sad when I remembered.
Night /a/
SweetSnekDreams
>>135568046
This needs to be sped up.
Would Piper be self conscious about her scaly hands and arms?
>>135568046
Good night anon.
>>135568138I wonder what they feel like
>>135568203
Have you never held a snake before?
>>135568046
Her goddamn hip game.
Fuck._____Fuck, man.
>>135568326
She's got the best hips for sure.
>>135568284
why, yes, I hold my snake very often.
Snek a best
>>135568359
Monster Musume threads are like an actual monster, the hydra. Once one thread dies, a new one immediately pops up.
Hail hydra. And lamia.
>>135568591
>>135568661
Miia a cute
>>135567330
>TigerAYYYYYYY
Why do so many people hate on Miia? How can you hate this face?
>>135567330
Feels good being Year of the Monkey.
Who will darling chose to be is?
>>135568770
I find it difficult to process the idea anyone could be as consumed by love for me as Miia is for Darling.
That and she'd totally be shitposting about the other girls herself if she had the chance.
>>135568727
True dat, my racial slur for an individual of African American decent.
Reasons why Miia is best girl:
Cute
Loyal
Loving
You won't wake up one morning to find a goodbye note laying next to you instead of your wife.
>>135568890
What makes you think the other grills would leave? Preposterous.
>>135568770
They hate Miia because she is clearly the "Main Girl", and is most likely to win over Darling in the end.
In short, haters gonna hate.
Reposting for the new thread. From Crabman himself.
>>135568941
There's also a version with nipples on his Pixiv.
>>135568941
Holy fuck. Lemur girls are the best.
Poltposting in a monster thread!
>>135568941
I want to fuck the monkey.
It's time for some Nordic snek,
>>135569041
>Those tits
>Those hips
That's just not fair man
>>135569041
Iorumu is easily one of the best new designs. She never leaves my main team.
>>135569067
>Her profile says she's a bored lady who spends her days alternating between eating and sleeping
>Eats and sleeps like a NEET Ojou and still has those beautiful hips
Fuck, man, damn.
>>135568940
She was the "first girl" but will not win because Crabman is smart enough to know that would have a high chance to kill his career through loss of fanbase. He'll either go the "safe" harem end route (which coincidentally is the best end for a fucking HAREM story), or go the "status quo" route where nobody ever wins and nothing ever happens (which is fine, and keeps the doors open for derivative work to flow).
In case you hadn't noticed, Darling no longer has unique feelings for her. His love is spread pretty much evenly across the bunch at this point. It's all but canonically confirmed at this point that Darling won't choose a single girl.
>>135569067
She's also got dat pseudo butt and you get to see it during her care scenes.
>>135569041
Google being a shit, what is that from?
>>135569067
All that fat from eating and sleeping went to her tiddies.
By the way, her events also have her having to deal with cats, and a thunderstorm in the end. All her events end with a beautiful "HELP ME!!!"
>>135569041
whats her rating again? I might have to go for it.
>>135569181The monster musume game.
>>135569122
I can see where all the food that she eats goes, goddamn.
>>135569131
Seen it and I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
>>135569206
HR. Pray to RNGesus.
>>135567330
going to die from all the rabbit sex!
>>135569206
HR, she's pretty top tier for her rarity.
More total stats than Miia in fact, other than Attack.
>>135567330
>>135567291
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night.
What immortal hand or eye dare frame thy sexy curvature?
>>135568046
>>135568142
>>135568359
>>135568727
>>135569084
Merry Snekmas to all, and to all a good wife(u)!
Posting Bike Cop stuff from last thread
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>>135565217
Friendly reminder that Miafags are cancerous wankers.
Your waifu is shit, but if you like her, don't shove that 'fact' she's the best down everyone's throats.
>>135569840
>friendly reminder
>friendly
You don't sound very friendly, anon.
>>135569840
Your list is shit.
You're shit.
And you have a shit taste.
>>135569840
What about any other waifufags that can, and have, taken entire threads with their posting and circle jerking?
You like what you like and that's that man. Doesn't mean you need to bitch and complain when someone who likes something different takes their turn to express their love for their waifu.
When are we going to get a "kuma" girl?
These girls could be so cute.
Night /a/
SweetDullahanDreams
>>135569130
>is the best end
Bitch, please.
>>135569840
We need to send some people out to collect all of that salt.
Do we have any canon Smith, Lala or Manako tits yet?
>>135570025
Okay, that's way too fat.
>>135570305
I actually just noticed how big she was when I posted it. Her stomach needs to be slimmed down.I'm the guy who posted it, if you can't tell
>>135566034
>edition cancer
no, thanks.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>135570305
>>135570351
Different strokes for different folks guys. She's cute enough for me to look past it. Not like I could see it under those tits anyway.
>>135566462
Why not? Age is only a number as old 30+ hags trying to pass as attractive always say.
>>135567330
>year of the pig
Brb killing myself
>>135568434
You just answered your own question
>>135567330
>Year of the dragon
That explains so many things...
Thread lacks imminent death.
>>135568727
Miia a poot.
>>135570990
>>135566387
>you will never be smothered to death by her god-tier thighs and spend an eternity in the afterlife while enjoying hot, sweaty, passionatehandholdingwith her
Anon, that noose is looking mighty tempting right now...
>>135566387
That would be super adorable
>>135568770
People hate Miia for the same reason they hate furries, or tumblr, or anything that bears the same similarities.
Let me explain, so you have this shitty meme character like Miia, and yeah ok w/e she's bound to get a fanbase everyone gets one eventually. But the fanbase noticed something, that right she's first girl of the manga. And of course that means she's gonna win right? So the fanbase now has a safety net, it doesnt matter how shitty Miia is or becomes, doesnt matter how much they shitpost or spam or shit on other girls, they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl, so as soon as you try to take the piss on them or anything, you get bombarded with posts telling how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win. (Side note: Ignoring lala or Rachnee in all of this,who Lala has the possibility of winning the endgame or Rachnee being the second best option to win besides Miia. I pray that one of them wins cause even if I dont like them, the salt from snakefags will be biblical.)
TL;DR Miia=Babby's first monstah
>>135566387
Oh boy
>>135566425
There's this, but it's without darling
>>135567330
There's a colour pic of Merino from his Twitter way back at the start of 2015.
>>135567817
>>135568777
My simian brethren.
>>135571863
Whops
>>135571831
>shitty meme character like Miia
>>135568770
Why did Loen decide to set her on fire and why is she smiling about it?
>>135571955
Miia serves no point in the plot aside from introducing Darling to the monsterworld and be his "love interest" ergo a shitty meme character.
Dont misunderstand me, the others arent any much better.
>>135571831
The Lalafags are even worse than the snekfags, though, just saying. Shes literally the salty edgefag option of the girls right now. If Miia is a meme character, that goes twofold for Lala.
Now, Rachnee, on the other hand, I can fully support.
>>135571831
>>135572007
>literally the salty edgefag
Explain further. Cause honestly, all 3 of those words make jack shit sense.
>>135571831
While you are clearly baiting, I have to admit
>it doesnt matter how shitty Miia is or becomes, doesnt matter how much they shitpost or spam or shit on other girls, they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl, so as soon as you try to take the piss on them or anything, you get bombarded with posts telling how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win
This right here is why I dislike Snakefags.
>>135572041
>all 3 of those words make jack shit sense
As "shitty meme character" do.
>>135572175
At least the shitposter gave some sort of explanation for that above, the other one didnt.
>>135572145
>This right here is why I dislike Snakefags.
Imaginary snakefags, I believe? Because no one ever said anything among these lines
>they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl
>how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win
>>135572231
While I have seen idiots use this kind of logic for other series, I still have yet to see a single snekfag pull this kind of logic.
>>135572231
clearly you werent here when the first few episodes of the anime aired and long before that.
Just because they havent in quite some time doesnt mean they wont throw a hissy fit if something triggers them. See: Oct "Rape" issue.
>>135569041
>>135570772
I've always loved how these two girls looked out of a handful of the ladies.
>>135566425
He hasn't? That's kinda surprising but now that I think on it, there really hasn't been any panels of her in lewd positions. The closet is that panel her body ended up under Darling.
>>135572464
She could definitely use some more lewds from the crabman.
>>135566034
Good taste OP
>>135570453
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
I get it snek is shit, rach is fetish bait, papi a loli, cerea is horse, suu is just water, mero a tragedy. So who is best girl here? Its clearly Smith guys.
>>135573064
> Cerea belongs in /mlp/
FTFY
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily falls in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
>>135573064
OP already gave you the correct answer
>>135573134
Why is he a cyborg?
Last I checked these threads people barely gave a shit about Lala, did something happen recently?
>>135573137Lala is a headless chuuni, how can she win against Smith?
>>135573171
You already answered your own question friend
>>135573150
That's a copypasta, senpai. Some anon posts it on almost every thread.
A bit annoying now, really.
>>135573161
You mean besides the Lala chapter?
>>135573161
Yeah, Lala was confirmed best girl
>>135573211
>That's a copypasta, senpai. Some anon posts it on almost every thread.
A bit annoying now, really.
Which is why im asking him.
>>135573211
>You mean besides the Lala chapter?
She finally got a chapter?
>>135573211
Also, why is it that when I say senpai, it automatically translates to senpai?
Testing.
f.a.m, senpai.
>>135573252
Nice of you to come out from under that rock of yours anon.
>>135573246
> leave her head back home
> brings her body to town
> fuck her body
> come back home
> act like nothing happen
Lala will never know
>>135573256
That the new wordfliter senpai baka desu kek
>>135573302
Somehow i think she would know if she was getting fucked anon
Lala is still Lala
>>135573256
This your first day on 4chan? Get out, faggot.
>>135573267
I'm going back for another 10 hours,tho.
>>135573331
>>135573302
Of course she would, she knew when Suu groped her despite the body and head being separated.
>>135573331
It was not her that was getting fuck its her body. Lala body has a mind on its own and can act independently.I wonder why Lala body never leave her head and just ran away.
>>135573302
>>135573397
>>135573330
'cool.
>>135573346
Nah, I just never bothered to ask until now :^)
>>135573302
>>135573331
>>135573393
She wouldn't know exactly what happened, as only feelings (both emotional and physical) are shared, however she'd know that she's getting fucked. Plus her body would obviously share the details with her head when they reunite.
>>135573397
>>135573436
> Lala body is tired of carrying the head
> Lala body decided to leave her head forever and ranTragedy intensifies
>>135573499
You can always made a promise to the body so the body wont tell what happen.
>>135573105
>accepting sketchy characters as role models because they call you son
So do paedophile priests.
What to draw?
>>135574015
Smisu
>>135574015
Papi saying Happy New Year 2015?
>>135574041
>Not Papi new year
Fuck outta here.
> 2016
> no s2
> no new chapter
>>135574015
Small breed spider being cute.
>>135574295
>no new chapter
Except we have a new chapter?
>>135574387
Chapter 39?
>>135567818
Darling isn't that short, is he? I mean I know he's a nip and all but he can't be much shorter than like 5'8", right?
>>135575105
his height was actually confirmed to be 5'8"
>>135575282
Yeah, Crabman said it in a tweed reply, but it's kind of ridiculous when you compare him to Mero(supposedly 2" taller) or Polt/Lala(supposedly 4" shorter).
>>135568435
So following the trend here, Piper's got the hips and Guu's got the tits. So are you telling me Iris has the hottest ass? I seriously need some proof to confirm this.
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
Lala is the best
>>135575282
So he's actually slightly on the tall side for a jap. Then again, it's not like hight matters much when most of the chicks in love with you don't even have bodies that logically follow the usual height system. Hell, I'd gladly give up my brawny country-muscle frame and be a scrawny little fuck if it meant having a harem period.
>>135576292
> Hell, I'd gladly give up my brawny country-muscle frame and be a scrawny little fuck if it meant having a harem period.
So say we all!
>>135576330
I mean it, I'd do it. I'd miss it but I would totally go for it, assuming anime physics prevented me from getting killed by my frail new body.And also assuming I get to keep my 19cm penis.
>>135575592
What kind of coffee does she drink?
>>135576525
> 19cm
No jap girls can handle it
L A L A
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>>135576771
Headless
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>>135576818
Whoresman
>>135576834
f u c k y o u
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>>135576728
Smith Brand Coffee
>>135569444
>fuzzy drider
muh dick
>>135577167
>>135577157
Was that coffee really in the anime?
>>135577263
Yes, it probably tastes like shit though. Draco only uses it as a warmer
>>135575282
Here we have an illustrated picture of the Polt household.
>>135576752
Her body can take it, but her mind can't.
Aren't girls with horsepussies just horses?
>>135577410
But girls with dick is just boys with pussy anon...
What conditions would each girl in Bike Cop's harem have to meet in order for them to pass their parole hearings?
I imagine that Guu would have to be filtered periodically, only to be found chugging drain cleaner an hour later.
>>135577594
What if they dont want to leave bikecop?
>>135577263
Yes it was
>>135577313
It's better than that shit Spider-Coffee
>>135577594
I'm still not convinced that Gu can be charged with crime.
If a man got a brain damage due to accident and that brain damage would cause him to murder people would he be put in prison or in mental hospital?
>>135577762
Then they commit murder.
>>135573331
she is sweet and hilarious
>>135577524
Not really, depends on the base you use as well as the mindset of the person with swapped genitals. If you start with a guy who thinks he's a guy, does slapping a vagina onto him make him a woman? Conversely, does having a woman physically and mentally while adding a penis negate her femininity?
I say nay.
>>135577775
Isn't Gu (Guu?) a lot more intelligent than other slimes though? She certainly seems like it.
>>135577775
High security mental hospital.
Slimes can speak, and do have rudimentary sentience. If Guu then commits a crime, the question isn't can she be charged with a crime, so much as how do we go about properly rehabilitating her. Because believe it or not, that is one of the goals of the modern prison system. Barely
>>135577777
Lucky quints confirm omnicidal mania.
>>135577762
There is such a thing as being institutionalized. Being unable to function in the outside world. I'm sure that the case could be made for the girls too. That, or Stockholm syndrome.
>>135577777
Would they kill for bikecop?nice penta dude
>>135578050
>>135577989
>>135577777
This is some yandere shit right here
>>135578023
> being unable to function in the outside world
What if they just want to stay with bikecop and marry him?
>>135577251
>Tara will never grip you to her side and growl at other women
Why live
>>135577157
>Ms. Smith is a shape-shifting kind of monster that took her appearance from a can of coffee
>>135578189
> growl at other women
Your pet dog can do that.
>>135578158
That is a mental disorder I have no experience with.
>>135578665
Is harem a mental disorder?
>>135578488
I cant fondle my dogs breasts bro
>>135578733
Stockholm syndrome is.
Which animal makes the best waifu?
>>135578776
Fondle his dick then.
>>135578189
I wish they had done tarantula arachnes as placid and slow moving, like actual tarantulas, rather than aggressive
>>135578898
Tara's not agressive.
Just grumpy.
The loli eye monster is agressive.
>>135578776
Have I got the girl for you!
>>135579015
Get that retarded nose away from me
>>135579182
The fuck you say?
>>135578842
Best girl is not an animalDEATH INCARNATE is
>>135579015
I wonder if furry tits would feel better on your dick. I mean if the fur is soft enough.
>>135578952
I imagine her personality like someone who wears leather and frequents biker bars
>>135579015
>6 nipples
>only two plump breasts
/d/ weeps
>>135574015
That doesn't look very much like Cerea.
>>135579264
I like to imagine they would.
>>135579232
Talk to me when she is shaved and get a nose job.She is too hairy for me
>>135579264
And unlike dogs she probably washes herself and brushes her fur daily so it's extra soft
Poltposting is bad, can we have other girls?No horse pls
>>135566171
rape is bad m'kay
>>135579403
I want to brush her. From top to bottom. IMAGINE THE HEAD PAT POTENTIAL.
>>135579455
Horse is infinitely better than dog. faggot
>>135579455
If you think your favorite girls are underrepresented why don't you just post her?
>>135579618
You just wanted to shit on her right horsefag?
>>135579239
>owl harpy
>not an animal
>posting half animal hybrids in a monmusu thread
I thought this meme died last year.
>>135579352
She blitzed out of her uptight, nigga.
>>135578842
Snake
>>135579693
Don't tell me you actually care about other people's opinions of your favorite girl?
>>135566034
I never had anything against Lala, in fact she was never even on my radar, she was just kind of "there". Almost background character really. But the latest chapter with her really moved her up the ranks. That her Chuuni is actually a cover for her social anxiety and not just an excuse to be dramatic is really what did it. Flustered Lala is adorable.
are the bd's out?
>>135579946
Some of them
>>135579820
That not the case here desu
>>135579987
the one that has the mind control loli?
>>135579990
Then post her nigga
>>135579820
Suu is the greatest.
Suu-fags are always chill as fuck.
I don't let the haters get me down. I'll always love Polt.
Actually I wonder how Polt would try to deal with suu for exercise having her around sweaty gym goers might be...an experience.
