Posting
posting
I'll try anything at this point.
Pls let me be a little girl in 2016 so i can seduce old dirty men for money. PLEASE.
Will never happen
Posting
What if I want to be the little boy instead?
>>135470769
I tried it before and it didn't work.
please i need this
Can I be blonde?
>>135470769
Fucking yolo
Can i bet a futa loli?
>>135470769
anything will do at this point to be honest family
I am so fucking desperated i really post here...
If only.
>>135471043
Only if you wake up in 2017.
Ayyyy fucking bet nigga
I hope I will be cute!
>>135471096
I want that too
>>135470769
Yes, please !
Soon!
why would I want that?
I want to be a tube loli.
>>135470769
Okay
Aw yeah! Here we go!
god pls
but i wanna be a big girl
>>135471144
>file name
>image
>>135471165
I try every year, I post on this same thread every fucking year, yet I'm still not a loli. At most I became a shota for 12 hours.
I want to be a cute boy though
didn't work last year
I'm already a cute little girl.
I thought everyone around here was the same.
Can I be a little futa?
Can I be a snek loli? With Miia and Darling-kun as my mommy and daddy?
We all gonna make it
Why would anyone want to be a loli when they can become a real girl.
Finally
This thread will have over 700 replies by tonight. Mark my words. I am so confident I am willing to get banned if I am wrong.
I hope this is real.
Can I become a virgin again?
>>135470769
I hope it works.
>>135470769
Posting.
Maybe this time
>>135470769
This better not be a trick.
I will be awaiting patiently for tomorrow anon
can I be a cuteboy?
>>135470769
Finally something I can toast for.
Please. A fresh start in life as a loli is all I ask for
Posting in ebic bread
I want to be the little girl.
It's all I've ever wanted.
>>135470769
Okay
Please don't yank my chain!
>>135470769
See you all when I wake up as a pettanko loli.
in my heart i can be anything
I want to become Manatsu-chan.
Every year until I die.
>>135471276
>>135471034
>>135471252
It only works if you release your last drop of manhood before midnight
BELIEVE, ANONS
>>135470947
Hello Rin
>>135470769
Please.
![[Leopard-Raws] Kamisama Minarai - Himitsu no Cocotama - 06 RAW (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.59_[2015.11.18_04.01.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vLJlrzV.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] Kamisama Minarai - Himitsu no Cocotama - 06 RAW (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.59_[2015.11.18_04.01.23].jpg")
Thanks 4chin
Fuck it what's the worst that can happen
I can dream right?
Who don't want be a little girl?
Can I be cute?It probably won't hurt to shave first.
Is there a thread I can post in that will remove shitposting from /a/ in 2016?
I'll believe.
This would make me happy
>>135470769
sure why not.
>>135470769
I'm only replying so I can post that I don't believe in anonymous japanese animation board magic.
yes pls
It's already 2016 for me anon.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't takeI want to be a smug loli
Please and thanks
Might as well. Can't lose really.
please
>>135470769
VR can't come sooner
Finally.
>>135471670
tsun anon is so cute
I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
Posting
![[HorribleSubs]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_S2_-_03_[720p].mkv_00_16_45.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zglFnTG.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_S2_-_03_[720p].mkv_00_16_45.jpg")
Yes.
>>135470769
What kind of little girl?
>>135470769
it wont work
Fuck it, I'll give it a go.
>>135471709
It doesn't specify that you have to post before it's 2016.
what have I got to lose anyway
Not expecting much. Life is a disappointment, after all.
I want to believe.
One can hope.
>>135471742
This, you have to make the loli with your own hands.
![[HorribleSubs] Locodol - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.32_[2014.09.03_17.41.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/mPyxUJd.png "[HorribleSubs] Locodol - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.32_[2014.09.03_17.41.08].png")
Fingers crossed
Maybe now I'll be able to live out my dreams.
>tfw it works
>>135470769
Might as well
Posting because what's the worst that could happen?
I thought we were already all little girls?
plzz
Sure
I don't understand. Are some of you for real?
>>135470769
bosting
>>135470769
I've tried it last year and it didn't work. I sure bought plenty of cute cosplays but that's a separate issue.
M..maybe this year?
>>135470769
I wish to become this girl, Whoever she is.
One can only hope
Benis
I-It's real, r-right?
>waking up on January 1, 2016
Its better than killing myself at this rate
will we all keep posting on /a/ once we are little girls?
>>135470769
But I am already a little girl.
Posting
Please!!
>>135470769
Can I not wake up at all?
>>135471942
You could be a chubby ugly little girl.
Posting
PLEASE
Hells yes. Let's do this.
I can always dream...
>>135471952
50% of the world are male. Clearly, boys are bound to find their way to this place.
>>135470769
I can't wait!
>>135471222
Lolis grow up eventually. enjoy being loli till then.
>>135472015
I don't think I could ever stop shitposting
>>135472015
Of course. Just because we become real little girls who would suck the dick of faceless old men doesn't mean that we have anything else better to do than to discuss mongolian moving pictures for little girls and why that other little girl is a dummy for watching corean cavepaintings getting dry.
Nothing would really change.
>>135470769
Yes please
>>135470769
Cute one?
I want to be aLewd Loli
>>135472067
Better than being a chubby ugly manlet.
Just posting.
>>135471952
Are you saying you'd be okay waking up as something else? Me, I'll play it safe.
![[SubDESU-H] Suki de Suki de Suki de The Animation - 02[(015924)16-14-40].png](https://i.imgur.com/ufK0DE4.png "[SubDESU-H] Suki de Suki de Suki de The Animation - 02[(015924)16-14-40].png")
OH GOSH
OH GOSH
OH GOSH
being a futa loli may be nice.
>>135470769
lets do it
>>135472067
then you could just work on your little girl gainz
>>135470769
Please
Posting
>>135470769
And after this works, I'll be the sluttiest loli there ever was.
>>135470769
I want to be a sixteen year old girl with big tits instead.
>>135471983
>This picture will never be you
>>135470769
Pls be real, I want to be a little girl.
postin'
H-hello..
I want to believe
Would I be a cute one with disproportionate tits?
Posting just for teh lulz and the oof chance that this actually works
>>135470769
I can be a loli demon?
I can't decide if I want to be a reverse trap or a smug cutie.
Woo
Reminder.
>>135472372
>>135471670
To be honest chinese cartoon board magic is the only kind of reality warping I have seen in the last ten years, if they can drop a plane they can make me into the loli I deserve to be
might as well try
>Underage sex offender crime rate skyrockets in 2016
Please give me this New Year's wish.
here goes nothing
I wonder if this actually happened how many anons would have regrets. Like a lot of us want to be the little girl. But I think there are a few that are doing it just to fit in. Oh well here is to hoping!
did somebody say lolis?
It's not like I have anything to lose. I hope you'll all become friends with me if we succeed!
>>135472436
I believe in nanomachines and freak universal shifts.
tomorrow, tomorrow...
>>135472110
Ugh, gross, we need to build a wall.
Can't be any worse than what i am now
P-posting
Ye
>>135471670
MAGIC EXISTS
>>135472436
but "I want to be the cute little girl who is always a little girl" is to long to say
Let's go.
>>135472436
>becoming a little girl is okay
>but getting older is inevitable
no?
Onegai.
yes
>>135472529
No. Little boys are fine. They're just little girls with an ochinchin anyway.
I'd rather wake up with my waifu next to me.
Joke's on you, I'm already one
Here we go
I can't wait.
>inb4 thread pruned or deleted
I want to believe
>>135470769
only if I'm magical
>>135472583
You could be a little girl and have a waifu next to you.
CAN'T WAKE UP
ayyy fucking bet I better wake up with some glorious dfc
>>135472580
please, next you're going to tell me that futa lolis are just shotas
I want to become a yuru yuri
so, what would you do on your first day as a girl of the age you chose imagining it could last for a single day or the rest of your life.
>>135470769
Let 2016 be prosperous.
Sign me up for this, though it never works.
>>135470769
Become the loli
>>135472436
>Go back to be a loli
>Use my superior knowledge and a half-complete course in History and a degree on Economics to impress everyone at the fifth grade
>Everybody thinks I'm a genius loli
From there onward it will be living the dream.
Yes please
>>135470769
please let it happen
>>135472625
it means hopes and dreams
>>135470769
let's hope I'll be 2D too
>>135470769
Yes please.
>>135472649
Futa lolis are of course little boy-girls with a girl-pussy, silly.
Yes pls
It's worth a shot.
This better work OP.
please
I have nothing to lose
>>135470769
Worth a shot. Posting.
Can confirm, became little girl.and then I woke up
I don't know whether to be disappointed at or depressed because of this board.
please let me wake up as a smug little loli
Sign me up
HELP
POSTING.
>>135472436
>Be the little girl
>And a sex happy bio-android who's stalls at 12 years old at best.
That was hard.
Can't wait
Nothing to lose.
I only have hope now.
I wanna be a Elin
>>135472780
>Straight
Sticky this.
>>135472727
y tho
i want to be a little girl!
Dreams anons... dreams. I believe
YES
>>135472436
>being an ugly dude is far more preferable to being an ugly girl
I want tumblr to leave.
>>135472780
>straight
only problem
I thought we were all loli's
DON'T FAIL ME NOW
>>135470769
It's not like I believe you or anything.
I just felt like posting here, it has nothing to do with wanting to become the little girl I swear.
>>135470769
I want drills.
pls
We can only hope
>>135472837
It's kind of true, though. Men have more value than their looks, unlike most women.
>>135470769
頼んだぞ
>>135470769
IT'S A NONSTOP RIDE
lets go
It's not like I've got anything to lose.
>>135470769
Okay.
Please work.
PLEEEEASE
>>135472348Me on the right.
>>135472727
>>135472437
>>135472372
/b/ please.
please I want to be a cute little girl
>>135472436
I don't think anyone in this thread would want to be a tranny.
And for that matter, if anyone in this thread magically bodyswapped, they'd probably have actual gender dysphoria because they'd still have their guy brains, like phantom limbs.
>>135472780
>Straight
>>135470769
Me second from left.
Please don't get my hopes up.
Postin'/
YES!!
FINALLY!!!
>>135470769
p-please
Let's say you did theoretically wake up as a little girl. What could you do that you can't do now?
>>135472941
phantom dicks
>>135472010
>little girl
>tits
"no"
I hope I become 2D.
posting
