All zombie girls are best girls
ROTTING
PUSSY
>>135432094
Isn't she technically a vampire though?
reposting my immense waste of time
http://monmususorter.tumblr.com/
>>135432203
She is both vampire and zombie. Jiangshi literally translate to stiff/hard corpse
>>135432203
Well her species is inspired from the hopping vampire, but thats only because shes more prone to rigor mortis and as a result must practice tai chi.
No they aren't. If things get too freaky you are 100% fucked.
>chinese undead
Why would you ever when there's already a perfectly good zombie from based nippon
>>135432203
I'd say she's more of a ghoul with an accent, though I can understand the confusing names.
>>Shake-O draws Ai
......muh....muh dick....
>>135432457
Because of my childhood.I thought for sure the feeding time was longer than the 20some minutes to watch an anime episode. I'm so sorry. Please come back.
>>135432590
It's been 2 months since we got a chapter of hitomi, what happened?
>>135432094
>dem hips 'n thighs
Is Crabman with a new fetish again?
I mean, he's already very good at drawing boobs, and looks like he's starting to give more attention to legs and hips
Bought this for Christmas.
Weren't those figures supposed to come out in December?
>>135432686
I think its safe to say if the species is related to death, they got damn good thighs
>not loving your monster girls through their flaws
>>135432739
BUT SHE HIT DARLING ONCE HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY BE ANYTHING BUT A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT ANON???
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily falls in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
>>135432825
> 2016
> he's a cyborg
Its 2016 damnit get a new pasta
>>135432723Does Smith count?
>>135432863
>it's 2016
NOT YET IN MURRICA
>>135432898
Isnt it like, 1 more day until 2016 anyway?
>>135432898
Would you believe me if I told you that I came from 1 week later?
>>135432863
Not in Britain you piece of shit.
>>135432686
Its not hard to have a character with hips when you draw the stomach and waist so small
>>135432916
It's 3pm on the east coast. 12pm on the west.
>>135432934Yes.
>>135432894
well, looks like she unintentionally wants to kill darling (with all the dangerous extraspecies girls and the full moon chapter) and she always puts him in dangerous situations , so she's kinda related to death
How come Cerea and Rachnee get a last name, but the other girls don't?
Miia should have a last name.
>>135433166
Miia's last name isAshit
I want to marry this snake.
>>135432276
https://i.gyazo.com/e2153f6f88da9ff82d41a72a032f049a.png
this is eerily correct.
>>135433166
>Meroune Lorelei
You forgot her name.How tragic.
I can hear the wife making idle chatter with her doctor about how i draw monster girlsShe tells him about the package to crab>You mean the big bearded guy in the waiting room? He draws mango comic things? Does he know any japanese?
Jesus christ im sorry for blogging but this is so painful
>>135433326
It seems I did.Would any others with a last name kilke to step forward?
>>135433166
because reasons
>Meroune Lorelei
also, Papi and Suu are justified (Papi is too idiot to remember and Suu doesn't have any)
>>135433371
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE IT'S THE PATH YOU CHOSE.
>>135433390
Papi can't reveal her surname because it would get her dad in trouble.
>>135433371
Think about it like this: If your waifu knows you draw monstergirls and is still with you, you're either in a really bad way, or you've found yourself a keeper.Although given her tone, it might be the former, but just keep your head up, nigga.
>>135433371
>Spoiler
Aw, come on, Anon, that's sweet!
Nigger Papi>Regular Papi
Threadly Reminder.
>>135433371
>letting the gossip machine known as women know your powerlevel
>>135433166
She waiting for it to beKurusu
Could someone explain to me why Miia and the rest of her race have these giant D's on their heads?
>>135433521
To inform human men what they're after.
>>135433521
Cartoon snake eyes. It's easier to notice with this hat.
>>135433521
Tribal accessories? I dunno.
Also, they're supposed to resemble snake eyes.
>>135433521
It's a snek joke. They look like sneks.
>>135433371
>He revealed his powerlevel to the gossip machine known as the significant other
You brought this hell upon yourself
>>135433389
uh
Smith?
>>135433548
I fucking knew it.
>>135433521
It's jewlery?
>>135432094
But Reapers are even more best.
Undead rule.
THINK FAST: A Papi is about to ram into you head-first at high speed, wat do?
>>135433610
Emergency Power to Structural Integrity Field
>>135433610
>image.jpg
kill yourself icuck user
>>135433463
>>135433468
>>135433497Yeah he draws a lot of stuff for people online like people who are half snake or bird wings and stuff>Oh i bet he makes a lot of moneyOh hahaha nah he doesnt make anything, its like his hobby.I pinned him for a football kind of guyHes more of a "watch an entire anime season" kind of guy
WHY. Now the nurses are staring at me. For the love of CHRIST
>>135433610
Realise that Papi is non existent and it turns its a swung baseball bat that gives me a concussion because of the money I owe too loan sharks.
>>135433714
Don't make eye contact.DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!
>>135433610
>Put it in
>>135433714
rip
>>135433714
You know, this is a terribler moment for this Anon. This is a moment which will forever change the direction in which his life goesBut I can't stop laughing at your misery
>>135433714
Who the fuck is she to talk to the doctor like they're fucking roommates or some shit.
Take action you fucking idiot, tell her something stand your fucking ground.
>>135433371
Keep fighting that good fight from behind enemy lines, brotha.
when will there be a pillow of the snake that miia owns? i need one so bad
OKAYADO YOU BETTER STAY SINGLE. AVOID MY PAIN
>>135433610
Try and get my fluids eaten by suu
>>135433714
>My wife and I are actually having divorce talks so I apologize for whatever nonsense shes telling you.
>>135433798
Anything he do will only make it worse
The only thing that can be done is to tell her to stahp doing that later
>>135433714
You better get your woman under control.Give her the dicking of her life later and let her know who's boss
>>135433804
>Miia secretly confides in Mister Snek when she needs someone to talk to
There are websites that can custom make one for you.
>>135433786
You know its Guard right?
>>135433714
>same man who annihilated someone's face with his elbow is getting grilled by the doctor's office for loving monstergirls
I'm so sorry but I'm laffin
>>135433804
When you make it or pay someone to make it.
I'd gladly pay money for an official one though.
>>135433714
And I thought my wife was bad about this...god speed man, god speed.
>>135433872
id rather have it made official merch so everyone can enjoy the snek
>>135433857
Maybe im just an asshole, but when a "friend" of mine tried to embarrass me in public by blurting out my secrets and hobbies, i broke his fucking nose.
I know he cant just do that to his wife, but fucking do something about it he sure can.
>>135433714
What kind of person just goes and tells strangers someone else's business like this? Who does that? Why?
>>135433714
Which artist are you?
>>135433937
It's guardbro.
Also hahahaha this is why I don't 3D, gotta get my wizard powers and join the singularity my man.
>>135433937
>>135433888
Jesus christ its fucking Guard with his wife. LMAO. She caught him drawing our stuff once
>>135433903
>>135433925
Yeah I would totally buy an official one, but until then, we are left to our own devices. Wonder if Crabman can request certain merch?
>>135433888
>Annihilated someone's face wit elbow
What? Someone care to bring me up to speed.
Also nice full house.
>>135433971
Well if they were true horsefags they'd appreciate their waifu's culture and embrace it.
>>135433714
you should aquire the skill: death stare
works everytimeat least for me
>>135433937
Obviously Guard because Loen only posts when he makes headway with his art. All other times he's wildly drawing as a naked mad person.
>>135434025
Guard works with a security group that puts him with team to act as "bouncers" or something. Guard got involved with a brawl, someone attacked him from behind and he smashed their face with his elbow on a back swing i think. It was relevant because he was listening to Miia's song when the fight broke out and didnt have time to take out his music so it was playing the entire time.
>>135434016
I'm sure that he has some pull over the official merch being made, but not enough to guarantee something.
>>135433371
>>135433714
In a nutshell, no more MM-BC Fan-Art?
>>135434025
Just day to day service in the line of guard duty.
>>135433502
Cute.
I need art of Miia talking to her Mister Snek plush
So any head way on the newest chapter being translated? Any new merch coming out? Any word on whats next in the setting? I derailed this but im gonna work to get it back on some kind of track
>>135434287
The figures are scheduled to come out in December, so any time in the next 18 hours.
>>135433371
>>135433714
Shit man, you have my sympathy but your hobbies are your business. Don't make a scene but do tell her to stop that shit later.
>>135434287
C89 is happening right now. The only new official thing I've seen is an overpriced Rach quilt.
You can also expect more NTR doujins.
>>135434287
quick translation will be ready for next year (next week)
>>135434158
>>135434134
Mah nigga.
>>135433166
Well, Suu is a slime with no family.
Papi lives with birdbrains who just go and fuck random men traditionally.
Mia is the result of an orgy.
>>135433931
Well, yeah, you're an asshole. For God's sake, don't get mad over being outed, own that shit! At least then you'll find out who your true friends are.
>>135434326
No, do make a scene. Get out a sketchpad and pen and talk everyone through the process of drawing a lewd centaur. That'll stop her from ever discussing your art in public again.
>>135434350
>Next year
Almost got mad before i realized what day it was
>>135434311
Any idea who is making them?
>>135433798
>>135433857Agree. GuardBro, i respect your wife, but that was totally something stupid and disrespectful against your person. You must take action at home.
>>135434368
>>135433931
I think you've both got valid points and wouldn't say either are wrong.
I'd hit him with a body shot though so he couldn't talk and THEN i'd own up to the shit.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>135434368
Well thats what I did.
I didnt god mad because of what he said, cause fuck it i draw Lala and monmusu OC all the time no big deal in public, I got mad BECAUSE he said it and was a jackass who deserved to get his ass beat and rightfully got it to him.
>>135433521
>The D is literally on their mind all the time.
kek
>>135434042
Even their waifu doesn't appreciate their waifu's culture.
Like Miia and Papi before her.
>>135434367
Centorea and Mero live with normal-ish family units, and presumably Arachnes as well. Mia, Papi, Suu and Presumably Lala don't.
>>135434561
Cerea best waifu for family nigga
>>135434561
>Lala
Lala is, was, and will forever be.Lala a badass.
>>135434604
>Lala was too embarassed to reveal her first name
>Her surname is probably even more humiliating
>>135434433
dubs confirmed and nigger papi the best
![MamaPapi6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aN77wLF.jpg "MamaPapi6[1].png")
>>135434640
>nigger papi the best
Which one?
>>135434625
What's Lala's family name?
Make it as embarrassing as possible anons.
>>135434706.
Head
>>135434700
.... yknow shes just heavily tanned and blonde right? Right anon? You know that right?
thought i was on /b/ for a moment
>>135434760
You're right, maybe you should go back to where you belong.
>>135434706
LalaElmosong
>>135434706
Guillotine
>>135434755
Yeah and that's not Doppel's true form either. Let's just shake and leave it at that.
>>135432094
I DONT EVEN READ THIS SHIT BUT THIS IS NOT A ZOMBIE.
THIS IS A JIANG SHI
I can tell from the chinese pixels
>>135434287
What happened to the translationfag that was frequenting these threads?
when the fuck did we get a jiangshi??
>>135435176
She's still here.
Jesus fuck people be patient. The translations will come, its like you dont know how prettyanon work by now.
>>135435216
Most recent chapter.
>>135434706Vava
>>135434706
Loopsy
>>135435217
Also I believe she mentioned something about the wrong issue getting sent to her so it'll be a bit longer before translation comes
>>135435217
Translation is a bitch and a half I have nothing but respect for TF.
>>135434706teletubbies
>>135432276
1. cerea's mom (oh god muh dick)
2. rachnera
3. kii (didnt expect this)
4. lala (didnt expct this)
5. suu
6. miia
7. cerea
Oct, Miia's Mom, Mero's Mom were 11-13 and i expected them to be in top 10
>>135434394
>>135434311
Those were garage kits, nothing official yet.
>>135432863
>it's the current year somewhere in the world
How progressive is it anon?
>>135435381
>LalaPo
>>135434706
trump
>>135433497
the best of us have to learn the hard way to Always Check Your Bitch
SMALL HUMAN BREASTS
BIG MONSTER TITS
>>135434706
LalaMaria.Idk why but I'd find that name adorable as fuck.
>>135434706
LalaO'malley
Because she's Irish. Never forget.
I summon thee, TF!
>>135435217
Whoops, sorry if I sounded impatient. Wasn't aware of what the wait time is like usually.
>>135434700
Fake tan garbage "Hubby" has shit fucking taste.
>he wouldn't a ganguro harpy
casual as fuck
>>135433877
Oh. Huh. Well then. That sucks manThis increases the laughter
>>135435400
whaaaaaat. Weren't they being tweeted by the official twitters? and on promo material alongside the keychains and shit?
>>135432203
chinese vampire, which is just a blood sucking zombie.
>>135436727
Nah that just stuff from comiket if there was an official figure announcement my twitter would be blowing up
>>135432094
Sleep with the cow, do it now
So I found this while digging in my folders. This ever get finished?
>>135436727
Figures are garage kits and the merch is still somewhat avaiable (if you count being the price being heavily increased.) I want them just as bad as you do, anon. Are the nips not watching the show as much as we are? Do they not want their waifus? I need Cerea in my life and to be my wife.
>>135437389
Anon, Guard's in the middle of a crisis. We can't just detroy the already crumbling man by showing him his past artworksBut we totally should anyhow
>>135437469
It's more like standard figure designs are based off of a humanoid model. Monster girl figure designs would require specialized models would be more expensive
>>135437139
waifu material right there
>>135437477
Crisis aside, he's committed to the poker game sketch featuring:
>Iris ass
>Snek rump
>Guu and Tara talking shit
>Mako sleeping in laundry
>>135437732
Oh I know, I've been watching this since it began and I'm still excited.
>>135432094
Does she add -aru to the end of her sentences like every other chinese girl sterotype beside Chun-Li? Seriously, how'd chunners not get associated with those in racist as fuck Japan? Cammy doesn't speak Russian either nor does she behave like a cat despite being associated with them.
Are these garage kits?
>>135437389
>>135437477
>>135437732
>>135437817
>Mfw today is pick on me day
Jerks.
>>135437965
No.
>>135437995
But no, seriously, I hope things worked out between you and your wife.
>>135437995
Hey hey hey, we're not picking on you. We're genuinely concerned on on your well being the outcome of this entire debacleSo then we can laugh at you
>>135437965
Those are the concepts. I wish they would just hurry up and create them already.
>>135437995
In all serious though, hope everything works out with the missesTell her you're being laughed at
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>135438080
Kek im not mad at her. She knows how to rib me and will even tell people that im "a well known artist" to make the wifes whos husbands live off of welfare mad or whatever. When she got back to me i scooped her head into my arm and pinched her ear while going whhhhhyyyyyy
>>135438195She's a goddamn keeper.
>>135433585
THREAD KUROKO
>>135438195
The imagery for this is hilarious and adorable.
>>135438195
This is the cutest thing I've read all day
>>135432276
1) Draco
2) Lilith
3) Manako
4) Tio
5) Luz
I'm ok with this. Surprised by Luz, low position of Manako and Lack of Dopel but ok. Now to get Crabman to stop bullying the dragon.
>>135433585
>Kuroko Smith
>Kuro = Black
> Ko-= female pronoun
Her name is Ms,Black Smith.
UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHh
>>135438190
well she is the only one in with you can perfect fit...
>>135433714
Awww, this is so cute. You're wife sounds great, reminds me of when I would talk about the games my husband would be playing.
I think I might dislike cerea now
>>135433934
Women. Because 3DPD is pure evil.
>>135438497
I remember talking to a chick who did that
Nice lady
>>135438541
>Giving up on the horse
Why anon?
>>135438367
Kuroko means black clothed person is what you call a stagehand in Japanese theater. Who wear all black and manipulate objects in the background. For more see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuroko
So Guard, this image ring any bells?
>>135438625
I didn't com here to learn. I came here to say who is best girl and call your waifu a shit
>>135438703
>He doesn't come here to learn
People don't lie on the interent, anon. It's a great way to gain information
>>135438195
has anybody asked to see your art? You have the potential to make monstergirls mainstream in the US (if that's where you live)
>>135433585
>Shitanus
>>135438749
>People don't lie on the interent,
That might be true for most of the internet, but this is 4chan, where hope, innocence, and logic come to die.
>>135438622
when it is all said an done,
she's boring
>>135438688
>>135438914
I need this in gif form, itd do so much better.
>>135438625
This fits considering how Smith sets up shitstorms in background of story.
>>135438914
Tell us, Guard. Tell us your darkest secrets
>>135438914
So I was right, that was you. I'm happy the GB wasn't some other incredibly coincidentally named drawfag...with a very similar style.
I WANT TOhug Tio
>>135438999
Yeah especially since Kuroko (the stagehands) are known to chance the scenery. Something Smith does, as her actions force Darling to go places, which advances the plot. Meaningful name in meaningful.
>>135438999
On top of that, people were right that MON's house arrest was going to be at Darling's and now we're getting more special alone time with MON and Darling chapters. Zombina has already fallen for sure, I wonder whose next and if we'll be getting hijink adventures with each girl.
>>135439047
>Tell us your darkest secrets
>Cerea is better waifu material than snek
>>135439142
I'd like to think ive improved.
>>135439373
The man withperfecttaste
>>135439373
>>Cerea is better waifu material than snekIt's true
not enough cyclops porn.
>>135439373
I'd certainly agree on both accounts.
>>135439406
>>135439424
Snek is the girl you bone and brag to your friends about. Cerea is the girl you take home to mother and know will take care of your child.
>>135439624
This
>>135439624
And since I have no friends, I have no need for snake.
>>135439678
People only dismiss her becuase of her extra animal bits.
She is best girl.
ok horsefags. Let me level with you for a second.
I dont hate Cerea. I dont hate any girl, honest. In fact, i think cerea's kinda cute too, she has her moments.
But how, how does simply ignore the fact that she has a fucking horse pussy? With literally any other girl, you're guaranteed to have normal pussy in some measures, (papi, suu etc etc), but not cerea.
How can you deny the fact that fucking her would make you a zoophile?
>>135439678
>those big ass breasts on their child
This should not give boner damit
>>135439772
Her mom is the best.
Milf + Horse pussy
>>135439773
Id take a horse vagina over being crushed by a python grip or getting my dick covered in bird flu. Get blowjobs without turning into a zombie, spider hands cant cut me up, and no fishy slime clean up
>>135439678
I still can't get over how the fuck their imaginary child already has F-cups despite being like 8 in these images. Do centaur buxoms just mature abnormally early or something? They didn't do the same for Miia's version of the segment.
>>135439773
I like her because of her personality, the way she treats other people, her human side, her innoncence/purity.
But other than that I would agree if she had the worst personality out of the group. I would say the same stupid shit other people say such as
>"Lmao Horsepussy XD"
>"Centaurs are for NTR Lmao"
But in my eyes she's alright. And other than that, it's simple anon.It's fantasy
>>135439678
I'd wife both of them.I mean, not at the same time, but definitely one or the other.
>>135439923
But then, why not go for someone like lala or tio or some of the other girls?
>>135439624
>Snek is the girl you bone and brag to your friends about.
That's going too far. Miia is for marrying and raising a happy family with.
>>135440023
The hell is that medallion Darling has in nearly every picture?
>>135440075
It lets him see Psych-Locks.
>>135440022
Tio isnt my type and lala is DEAD
>>135440023
>You are the guy she setttles down with after a wild boning vacation
Ftfy
>>135440075
It stores all of his sexual frustration so he can last all night with Miia.
>>135440022
>Wanting Swamp ass
Lala will be yours when you die anyway so why accelerate things?
>>135438949
no *Nervous Hissing* but w/e
>>135440207
>Guards_Wife_Sees_Him_Drawing_Porn.jpg
>>135439906
>Cerea's mom will never get annoyed with the way you keep on flustering her daughter
>She'll never wait until you're standing behind her then stretch out one of her read legs and pin you to a wall
>She'll never expertly massage your crotch until your dick's about to explode
>She'll never suddenly stop, turn around, smile innocently and tell you "Oh, I'm sorry, was I touching you? I didn't realise. We don't have any sense of touch in our hooves, you know."
>>135440023
I want to raise a happy family with Miia.
>>135440100
I'm pretty sure Mero has like 5 black psych-locks on her.
>>135434706
bamba.
>>135440142
>Tio will never stuff your face into her crotch and ass while proclaiming, "This is my swamp!"
>>135432590
Is that Hitomi in highschool or something? I'm diamantes.
WRIGGLE
>>135440326
The best.
FINALLY fucking home. Going to get some food and then get to work with whatever of my ass that hasnt been chewed off today
>>135439678
>C-cup 13 year daughteru
>Have to take her to middle school
>All those little boys circling her
>>135439906
Milftaurs are indeed glorious creatures.
>no wife to bully you for drawing monster girls
>especially lewd pics
Suddenly being a lonely miserable weeb isn't so bad
>>135439773
My love is strong enough for me to see past that. I wouldn't consider myself to be a zoophile for loving her because she is sentient, can communicate human language, and can give consent. My acceptance of her equine anatomy does not equate to me wanting fuck horses.
>>135441639
>showing anyone your powerlevel
guardbro deserves it desu senpai
>>135441702
Anon I hope that is alcohol free wine, because alcohol is poisonous for most animals.
>>135441702
my dad almost walked in on me when I did one of these.
>>135441791
>>135441702
I wish he would have so you could have gotten a picture of the disappointment in his eyes.
>Mfw im manly enough that my dad doesnt even care despite being a special forces captain
Feels good bro.
>>135441857
>my dad doesnt even care despite being a special forces captain
Oh he cares
>>135441857
man how would you even explain it...?
>>135441771
Centaurs aren't animals though, and they drank wine according to Greek mythology
>>135441791
>>135441857
>>135441889
>>135441897
>caring what people think
>not simply wanting to express love for your waifu
>>135441702
I did this for valentines day a few years back.
Turned out pretty well.
>>135441997
That's a top tier Holo set-up anon. That one I posted was for Valentine's Day as well, in 2014.
>>135441897
I just tell him straight up that the japanese like to mix girls with animals, ships, planes and machines. Then we both shrug and continue eating our cupcakes
>>135441702
>>135441937
Centaurs were essentially combination steppe nomad raiders/frat boys. Of course they'd drink wine, and drink to excess at that.
Basically what I'm saying is, horse pussy sucks and will give your baby fetal alcohol poisoning and you should go for snake cloaca instead.
>>135439773
It's like meeting a girl who's perfect in every way and then finding out she's a roastie. You have to make the choice of love over lust, and Cerea, is 2D, like any anime girl they'll never be real so having sex with them is out of the question. We like the characters for who they are, not what genitals they have. I like Cerea's personality and the fact that she's blonde and has a perfect human half I never care about the horse half. She probably smells like a barn, she probably is as disgusting as a normal horse, andhorse pussybut that doesn't matter cause I care for her human half and since she isn't real I don't have to care about her lower half.I probably sound like that faggot that defended having a trap gf but my point still stands
>>135442290
>horse pussy sucks
You are correct. Very.... very correct
>>135442323
>Only caring about the human half
Anon you make me sad.
>>135442290
>go for snake cloaca instead.
I need a name for what this is from
http://imgur.com/XSXtEOq
Yes I know it's never been scanned, I have full intent to buy it.
>>135442290
To each his own. You can stick to what you like, and I can stick to what I like. If you prefer snake cloaca, that's 100% fine. I don't involve myself with waifu wars.
>>135441997
Eyy. I did one for Holo two years ago for I think Christmas. Don't have the picture anymore, nor the collage.
>>135442417
>To each his own
>I don't involve myself with waifu wars
If only more people in this thread were like you, nigga.
>>135440023
CANON
>>135441771
Not for horses. A horse's digestive system can process alcohol pretty easily. Also the alcohol would be well distributed through-out a horse's large body mass.
I know someone who feeds beer to his horse.
